Kippin'
It Old Skool: A Review Of Michael Rosenbaum's
New Movie
Written
by Craig Byrne - KryptonSite Webmaster
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NOTE:
Spoilers for "Kickin' It Old Skool"
may follow below.
Kickin'
It Old Skool hits movie theaters
in the United States on Friday, April 27. The
movie stars Jamie Kennedy as a young man who
entered a coma in the 1980's and awakens in
the present day to participate in a breakdancing
contest. The contest is hosted by Kennedy's
character's childhood rival - Kip Unger, played
by Smallville's Lex Luthor himself, Michael
Rosenbaum.
Unfortunately,
the movie itself is a mixed bag. On the bright
side, those of you who love Michael Rosenbaum
will definitely enjoy him as Kip. His scenes
really steal the show, and like Michael said
in his KryptonSite
interview, he really is the Billy Zabka
type of character that you can't help but hate.
It's obvious from watching that Michael had
fun strutting his comedic chops and he runs
away with some of the best lines of the entire
movie. I just hope this is a stepping stone
for Michael to take on another comedic project.
He'd really be a blast as the smartaleck half
of a buddy movie, or something along those lines.
While Michael does an excellent job as Lex on
Smallville, I know I always enjoy the
times when Lex is allowed to be purely evil
and a little funny - take "Onyx" or
this year's "Justice" as great examples.
Fortunately, Kip is both evil and funny... and
if not evil, he's just a bit clueless that he's
a huge prick.
The
other highlight for me is that there are scenes,
both visually and in the writing, that appeal
to someone like myself who grew up in the 80's.
The opening 10 minutes or so filled me with
a nostalgic grin. The young actors who played
the younger versions of Justin, Jen, and Kip,
for example, reminded me of people I went to
elementary school with. The set designers were
spot on, and I really liked it. If I hadn't
known Michael Rosenbaum would be in this movie
later, I probably would've preferred it if they
just stuck to the 80's. I really appreciated
that, though... they succeeded in finding what
made that time period memorable without delving
into extreme parody as that horrible. short-lived
That 80's Show TV series did a few years
ago.
Detail
was also spent to find toys and knicknacks of
the time, such as He-Man, Transformers, and
little Smurf figurines.
I
enjoyed the movie's soundtrack, too, which featured
a few 80's hits.
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And
now for the bad stuff... because as Jamie
Kennedy's character of Justin Schumacher
would surely tell you, the world don't
move to the beat of just one drum, and
what might be right for you, might not
be right for some. First, there is the
general concept. Maybe I am a stick in
the mud, but I don't really find the idea
of someone being in a coma for over 20
years particularly funny. Nor do I think
there's much humor to be found from someone
who is a bit brain damaged trying to be
funny. Sure, there are exceptions, such
as Austin Powers... but the biggest difference
between Austin Powers and Kickin' It
Old Skool is that Austin was a bit
on the dim side BEFORE he was frozen.
I know Jamie Kennedy is a talented guy,
but I thought he played this all a bit
too... stupidly, and making fun of what
could be a serious condition. It's sad
because I LOVE the concept of "an
80's kid wakes up today," but I think
they really missed some marks there.
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Justin's
three friends were mostly blocked from my memory,
and I couldn't even tell you all of their names
without looking them up. I did like Miguel Nunez
Jr. as his friend Darnell, but the other two
passed the point of being funny within minutes
of their introductions. I also really, REALLY
could have done without some sequences, such
as the scene where two of Justin's friends are
groping their fat friend's breasts and pretending
he is a woman. I also did not find humor involving
throwing up or the repeated incontinence of
a homeless man to be funny at all. As happy
and nostalgic as I felt to see some 80's stuff
revisited, and as funny as Kip Unger was, those
uncomfortable moments almost killed the movie
for me entirely.
There
was talk of some popular 80's celebrities making
cameos, and I'd have to say I enjoyed seeing
Emmanuel Lewis and especially Alan Ruck of Ferris
Bueller's Day Off in their appearances.
But I'm also curious and confused, as I thought
I heard John Ratzenberger (Cliff Clavin of Cheers)
and Erik Estrada (CHiPs) would be appearing,
but I don't remember seeing them in the actual
movie at all. That disappointed me a bit. The
most smile-inducing cameo, which I won't ruin
here, involves a young loner on a crusade to
champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless,
the powerless in a world of criminals who operate
above the law... and his car. That made me VERY
happy, though that too led to disappointment
as they got the world's worst voice imitation.
Would it have really killed them to shell out
some bucks to get William Daniels to do it?
Anyway,
back to the part you actually care about: Michael
Rosenbaum. The ONLY times I heard the man in
the theater behind me laughing was when Kip
said some of his outrageous things. Kip is such
a jerk, and Michael was the perfect choice for
him. But, you know what? Yup, I've got to complain
again... why wasn't there more of him in this
movie? I would have much rather seen Kip making
a fool of himself, instead of seeing the fat
guy's manboobs. Just saying.
Oh,
and can we please have Lex talk to Lana the
way that Kip Unger talks to Jen? Just once?
Come on, you know you've wanted to see it. Maria
Menounos is decent as Jen, by the way... definitely
not bad but not "that's the best love interest
character on a movie" either.
If
you want to go see a movie this weekend that
doesn't make you think, then by all means, see
Kickin' It Old Skool. If you want to
support Michael and give him a good opening
weekend, then again, see the movie. If you're
over the age of 25 and spent most of your childhood
in the 80's, you have a better chance of liking
it. But be warned of uncomfortable scenes and
various moments of stupidity. Die-hard fans
of Michael Rosenbaum will like it, but I'm guessing
they (and I) would probably like the movie more
later this year if there is any possibility
that there are some Kip deleted scenes. At least
that way, we can zoom through things like a
naked Jamie Kennedy which we'd rather not see,
and go right to the good stuff. And, I hope,
we can finally see what kind of cameos were
planned for Cliff Clavin or Ponch.
I
give this one 2 and a half stars out of 5. It's
very middle of the road. There's good and there's
bad. But you can definitely do much, much worse.
I'm glad Michael got the chance to bring the
funny to the big screen, and I'm hopeful we
get to see his humorous side again sometime
soon.
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