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KryptonSite's Smallville Drinking Game!

We know the idea of a drinking game is far from original.

We also know that the idea of a Smallville drinking game is far from original. There are many great ones already out there (like this one or this one which was created by the fine folks at TWOP). But of course, we wanted to do one special for K-Site visitors with the (un)usual brand of KryptonSite humor.

So here you go. It's easy. All you need to play, of course, is alcohol, some Smallville, some friends, and a Doctor Who costume. Kidding about the Who costume.

Here goes...

TAKE ONE DRINK IF....

  • Jonathan tells Clark, "You have to be careful, son," or some close variation.
  • Lex looks at his father with hateful disdain.
  • Lana or Whitney say "aboot" or "soory"
  • Aunt Nell is sporting cleavage
  • Clark gets weakened by kryptonite
  • You see someone you think will turn out to be the freak of the week
  • Take another drink if you see that person "infected" by meteor rocks
  • You see the "Wall of Weird"
  • Lex has to describe he's different from his father.
  • You can see hair stubble on Michael Rosenbaum's supposed-to-be-bald head.
  • You can see beard stubble on Tom Welling's supposed-to-be-16 face.
  • Clark says "I'm sorry," when someone talks about the meteor shower.
  • You hear a line that you swear you first heard in one of the Superman movies.
  • You count more than a five second awkward silence between Clark and Lana.
  • Lex flirts with Clark.
  • Lionel Luthor tells Lex that "this is a test," or a close variation.
  • Martha says nothing while Jonathan goes on a rant.
  • The Freak of the Week goes "You don't know what it's like to be different!"
  • The Freak of the Week dies.
  • Someone learns Clark's secret.
  • Roger Nixon shows up.
  • A reference to Superman is made. For example, Clark goes "I can't imagine flying."
  • Lana mentions her dead parents.
  • The Freak of the Week argues with his or her parents.
  • The Freak of the Week's parent dies.
  • A regular character's parent dies.
  • Whitney gets in a car wreck.
  • You see the Kents' green flyswatter.
  • The bands Remy Zero, The Calling, or Lifehouse are heard in the episode.
  • The guest star of the week is someone you've seen in another TV program.
  • Clark throws a bad guy.
  • A major event happens that you already read about on the KryptonSite spoilers page, thus ruining it for you.

TAKE TWO DRINKS IF....

  • Pete has more than three lines in a row.
  • Pete has lines, but they're badly dubbed like a karate cinema movie.
  • The freak of the week is shirtless.
  • Gabe Sullivan makes a joke about poop.
  • The person you first thought was going to be the meteor freak, actually wasn't.
  • The Freak of the Week has really bad hair.
  • Lex makes Clark blush.
  • We actually see Lana's parents' gravestone.
  • Lana is riding a horse.
  • There is an abundance of Chloe-avage. (think "Jitters")
  • You see Principal Kwan.
  • You see a skateboard.
  • A police deputy has more than one line.
  • You have trouble understanding what Victoria (Kelly Brook) just said.
  • You see Zoe Garfield.
  • Clark is shirtless.
  • Roger Nixon is chewing bubble gum.
  • You actually hear the word "kryptonite."
  • You actually see the words "Daily Planet."
  • Chloe mentions her cousin in Metropolis.
  • Someone calls up the Smallville Ledger, Smallville Torch, or LuthorCorp websites.
  • Someone other than Whitney gets in a car wreck.
  • Someone actually mentions the planet Krypton by name.
  • A character gets jealous (whether it's Lana of Clark and Chloe, Chloe of Lana and Clark, Clark of Whitney and Lana... you know the deal)

PASS YOUR BUDDY A DRINK IF....

  • You see Kristin Kreuk's body double dressed in skimpy clothing.
  • Lex saves the day.
  • A character is running in really lame slow motion while being attacked by bees.
  • The "bullet time" motion is used. (Not dissing "bullet time," but hey, it's a good reason to share the love)

CHUG IF....

  • Michael Rosenbaum's chest hair is visible.
  • Jonathan says something nice to Lex Luthor.
  • You see either one of Whitney's parents or one of Pete's parents.
  • A character belches.
  • Someone says the words "Mizz Lang" to Lana.
  • Dominic Senatori comes to town.
  • Rogue cop Sam Phelan shows up in an episode OTHER than "Rogue."
  • The episode is over and the Freak of the Week *wasn't* a bad guy.
  • The episode is over and there was no Freak of the Week.
  • You see Enrique, Manservant of Evil.
  • The band playing at the high school dance is lip-synching.
  • If you happen to have the same name as the Freak of the Week (i.e. Jeff, Ryan, Jeremy, Eric, Sasha, or Jodi), chug the rest of your beer the first time you hear their name.

MAKE YOUR BUDDY CHUG IF....

  • He comments that Kristin Kreuk in "Nicodemus" is "hot," not realizing it was a body double all along.
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