Smallville Drinking Game!
know the idea of a drinking game is far from original.
also know that the idea of a Smallville drinking game is far
from original. There are many great ones already out there (like
this one or this
one which was created by the fine folks at TWOP).
But of course, we wanted to do one special for K-Site visitors with
the (un)usual brand of KryptonSite humor.
here you go. It's easy. All you need to play, of course, is alcohol,
some Smallville, some friends, and a Doctor Who costume. Kidding about
the Who costume.
ONE DRINK IF....
tells Clark, "You have to be careful, son," or some close
looks at his father with hateful disdain.
or Whitney say "aboot" or "soory"
Nell is sporting cleavage
gets weakened by kryptonite
see someone you think will turn out to be the freak of the week
another drink if you see that person "infected" by meteor
see the "Wall of Weird"
has to describe he's different from his father.
can see hair stubble on Michael Rosenbaum's supposed-to-be-bald
can see beard stubble on Tom Welling's supposed-to-be-16 face.
says "I'm sorry," when someone talks about the meteor
hear a line that you swear you first heard in one of the Superman
count more than a five second awkward silence between Clark and
flirts with Clark.
Luthor tells Lex that "this is a test," or a close variation.
says nothing while Jonathan goes on a rant.
Freak of the Week goes "You don't know what it's like to be
Freak of the Week dies.
learns Clark's secret.
Nixon shows up.
reference to Superman is made. For example, Clark goes "I can't
mentions her dead parents.
Freak of the Week argues with his or her parents.
Freak of the Week's parent dies.
regular character's parent dies.
gets in a car wreck.
see the Kents' green flyswatter.
bands Remy Zero, The Calling, or Lifehouse are heard in the episode.
guest star of the week is someone you've seen in another TV program.
throws a bad guy.
major event happens that you already read about on the KryptonSite
spoilers page, thus ruining it for you.
has more than three lines in a row.
has lines, but they're badly dubbed like a karate cinema movie.
freak of the week is shirtless.
Sullivan makes a joke about poop.
person you first thought was going to be the meteor freak, actually
Freak of the Week has really bad hair.
makes Clark blush.
actually see Lana's parents' gravestone.
is riding a horse.
is an abundance of Chloe-avage. (think "Jitters")
see Principal Kwan.
see a skateboard.
police deputy has more than one line.
have trouble understanding what Victoria (Kelly Brook) just said.
see Zoe Garfield.
Nixon is chewing bubble gum.
actually hear the word "kryptonite."
actually see the words "Daily Planet."
mentions her cousin in Metropolis.
calls up the Smallville
Torch, or LuthorCorp
other than Whitney gets in a car wreck.
actually mentions the planet Krypton by name.
character gets jealous (whether it's Lana of Clark and Chloe,
Chloe of Lana and Clark, Clark of Whitney and Lana... you know
YOUR BUDDY A DRINK IF....
see Kristin Kreuk's body double dressed in skimpy clothing.
saves the day.
character is running in really lame slow motion while being
attacked by bees.
"bullet time" motion is used. (Not dissing "bullet
time," but hey, it's a good reason to share the love)
Rosenbaum's chest hair is visible.
says something nice to Lex Luthor.
see either one of Whitney's parents or one of Pete's parents.
says the words "Mizz Lang" to Lana.
Senatori comes to town.
cop Sam Phelan shows up in an episode OTHER than "Rogue."
episode is over and the Freak of the Week *wasn't* a bad guy.
episode is over and there was no Freak of the Week.
see Enrique, Manservant of Evil.
band playing at the high school dance is lip-synching.
you happen to have the same name as the Freak of the Week
(i.e. Jeff, Ryan, Jeremy, Eric, Sasha, or Jodi), chug the
rest of your beer the first time you hear their name.
YOUR BUDDY CHUG IF....
comments that Kristin Kreuk in "Nicodemus" is
"hot," not realizing it was a body double all
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