Those are all fantastic!
All you need is a special guest role for Jeff Goldblum. ("help me -- help me....")
Okay, time for another batch in my effort to provide season-by-season plot desecrations for the entire show:
The Unseen Seasons, Edition 4
Curvegrade: Cat Grant investigates Metropolis University's policy of awarding accelerated degrees, which threatens to taint the credentials of two Planet reporters.
Goon: The Blur's efforts to shut down the Fratelli faction of Intergang are hampered by the interference of a group of misfit kids searching for pirate treasure.
Faxed: Lois gets kidnapped at sea and uses her knowledge of global coordinates to call for help.
Devolved: Something is causing the residents of Metropolis to revert to synthetic new wave fashion and jerky, choreographed movements. Special appearance by Mark Mothersbaugh.
Hun: A flashback reveals Dr. Knox's good old days as a conqueror in Eastern Europe.
Transparence: An Amazon artifact, thought to be a type of flying machine, is discovered, made of a metal that distorts light waves.
Jinkies: Velma Dinkley is hired to help run Watchtower.
Spiel: Chloe returns to give Tess lessons in exposition.
Boingo: Oliver and Tess are again shipwrecked on an island, and pass the time by learning to craft their own musical instruments. Score by guest composer Danny Elfman.
Unsound: Oliver's ability to operate as Green Arrow is hampered by spectators questioning why he continues to do that funny voice gadget thing.
Piranha: A.C. will give his left hand to save the ocean from its enemies.
Recuse: Clark is put on trial, with Pete's mom presiding.
Carptoe: Mera develops an allergic reaction after her pedicure.
Suckered: Early spoilers indicate that in this episode, Clark will fly and become Superman! Michael Rosenbaum will return as Lex Luthor! Aaron Ashmore will return as James Bartholemew Olsen! Clark and Lois will get married in a double ceremony with Chloe and Oliver! The full Justice League will be present, with special guest appearances by Christian Bale as Batman and Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern! On a related note, we have some beachfront real estate for sale in Kansas....
Lucci: Tess gets an unexpected visit from her business mentor, Erica Kane.
Oinks: Clark unwittingly offends Zatanna's aquaintance Circe and becomes the Red-Blue Boar.
Spearmint: Mia again steals Oliver's car after running out of gum.
Blech: Lois takes another shot at cooking.
Edgeless: With Morgan Edge nowhere in sight, Bruno Mannheim rises to the top of Intergang.
Falafel: After running out of arrowheads and getting hungry in battle, Oliver tries to solve two problems by experimenting with edible trick ammunition.
Mincemeat: A construction crew accidentally digs up Doomsday.
All you need is a special guest role for Jeff Goldblum. ("help me -- help me....")
Okay, time for another batch in my effort to provide season-by-season plot desecrations for the entire show:
The Unseen Seasons, Edition 4
Curvegrade: Cat Grant investigates Metropolis University's policy of awarding accelerated degrees, which threatens to taint the credentials of two Planet reporters.
Goon: The Blur's efforts to shut down the Fratelli faction of Intergang are hampered by the interference of a group of misfit kids searching for pirate treasure.
Faxed: Lois gets kidnapped at sea and uses her knowledge of global coordinates to call for help.
Devolved: Something is causing the residents of Metropolis to revert to synthetic new wave fashion and jerky, choreographed movements. Special appearance by Mark Mothersbaugh.
Hun: A flashback reveals Dr. Knox's good old days as a conqueror in Eastern Europe.
Transparence: An Amazon artifact, thought to be a type of flying machine, is discovered, made of a metal that distorts light waves.
Jinkies: Velma Dinkley is hired to help run Watchtower.
Spiel: Chloe returns to give Tess lessons in exposition.
Boingo: Oliver and Tess are again shipwrecked on an island, and pass the time by learning to craft their own musical instruments. Score by guest composer Danny Elfman.
Unsound: Oliver's ability to operate as Green Arrow is hampered by spectators questioning why he continues to do that funny voice gadget thing.
Piranha: A.C. will give his left hand to save the ocean from its enemies.
Recuse: Clark is put on trial, with Pete's mom presiding.
Carptoe: Mera develops an allergic reaction after her pedicure.
Suckered: Early spoilers indicate that in this episode, Clark will fly and become Superman! Michael Rosenbaum will return as Lex Luthor! Aaron Ashmore will return as James Bartholemew Olsen! Clark and Lois will get married in a double ceremony with Chloe and Oliver! The full Justice League will be present, with special guest appearances by Christian Bale as Batman and Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern! On a related note, we have some beachfront real estate for sale in Kansas....
Lucci: Tess gets an unexpected visit from her business mentor, Erica Kane.
Oinks: Clark unwittingly offends Zatanna's aquaintance Circe and becomes the Red-Blue Boar.
Spearmint: Mia again steals Oliver's car after running out of gum.
Blech: Lois takes another shot at cooking.
Edgeless: With Morgan Edge nowhere in sight, Bruno Mannheim rises to the top of Intergang.
Falafel: After running out of arrowheads and getting hungry in battle, Oliver tries to solve two problems by experimenting with edible trick ammunition.
Mincemeat: A construction crew accidentally digs up Doomsday.
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