Bluedevilfire
08-08-2008, 05:47 PM
2008 © Jeremiah Paul Song
THE
INCREDIBLE
HULK
Episode 2
“Untamed”
PG-13
By Jeremiah Paul Song
PREVIOUSLY ON THE INCREDIBLE HULK:
DAY 8
LOCATION: Stratford Inn
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
TIME: 7 AM
Bruce is taking a shower. Betty is watching TV outside the door sitting on a chair…
“Bruce, are you done yet?” she asked him sitting on a nice fine oak chair.
“Yeah,” Bruce replied turning off the faucet that made the shower run. The faucet had a red knob for hot and a blue knob for cold water. Bruce has his in between making the water not too hot but not to cold, it was just right! There was a valve that Bruce turned to the right and the water turned off.
He opened the blue shower curtain and reached his skinny hands to grab the soft purple towel. He stepped out of the tub that was white and unto the clean, shiny white tiled floor. He soaking wet feet touched the dry, shiny white floor.
He dried his soaking wet hair and grabbed some purple underwear.
“Come on, we don’t have much time!” Betty yelled at him while still watching TV.
Bruce had his purple underwear on and was putting a white shirt on and looked at himself in a mirror on the white wall.
Betty had the news on a small black TV…
“…In other news…a college was attacked 5 days ago by a ‘King Kong’ or the ‘Loch Ness’ monster! General Ross had this to say…We will find whatever did this and we will kill it!!”…this is Jennifer Banner and you’re watching the morning news on ‘Wakeup!’”
Jennifer had brown hair in a white ponytail; a very business like blue suit on; her eyes were bright blue and covered with makeup; cheeks were reddish; lips were the brightest lips you’ve ever seen, they were covered in red lipstick! Her hands stood holding a white paper telling her what to say.
Betty grabbed the gray TV remote and pushed the red ‘off’ button on top of the remote.
Bruce came out with his short-sleeved shirt on and blue jeans. His blonde hair was combed back and his eyes brown. He wore a pair of white tennis shoes.
“Ready?” Bruce asked her.
“Let’s go!” Betty replied. She had a white long-sleeved shirt on and an ugly dark green jacket, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Her long brown hair hung down to her chest. She was holding a gray key in her hands. As she started to head out the door, she looked around making sure the blue bed was made and the oak chair and table were clean. The rough green floor was spotless. The sink right next to it was clean.
She opened the doorknob and went out to the hallway. They were on the second floor, so they took the elevator down.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Betty was checking out…
“We’re here to check out,” she said.
“Okay, hope you had a good night’s stay at the Stratford!” the checkout girl named Jesse said. She had a long sleeved white shirt on with green pants, blonde hair in a ponytail and blue eyes.
Betty and Bruce walked out grabbing a map from a stand and got into Betty’s red pickup.
As they began to pull out of the hotel parking lot…
“Betty, your father…he…he’s here!” Bruce told her while looking back at the hotel parking lot seeing military jeeps pull up.
Inside the Stratford Inn at the checkout desk with Jesse…
“Have you seen them?” an older man with a gray mustache, short gray hair, green military jacket, black pants, shiny black shoes and a cigar said.
“Yes, but the sign says, ‘NO SMOKING’!” she told him.
The older man’s name was General Thunderbolt Ross, but Ross for short! He was with ten other men. He blew his cigar breath smoke out of his mouth to the lady.
“Cough! Cough!” she said.
“I can do whatever the devil I please!” Ross replied.
“I’m calling security!” she said scared. Her heart beat faster and faster! She was about 20 or 21, still going to college. Jesse thought to herself, “I’m too young to die! I still ‘gotta kiss Johnny Depp!”
A soldier ran from the elevator.
“They’re gone!” he said.
“Darn, that son of a twitch Banner! Find them! Move out!!” Ross said.
“Sir, I think I got just the thing to bring Banner home,” the soldier said. He had long blonde hair and hadn’t shaved in weeks. His name was Emil Blonsky, but Blonsky for short. He served in the special unit for years with Ross.
“What?” Ross asked him, curious.
Blonsky smiled!
(credits)
(song: Don’t Make Me Angry)
DAY 8
TIME: 10 AM
LOCATION: Oklahoma
Bruce and Betty have been on the road for about 3 hours…
Bruce narrates: “I live a life of lies, running from place to place.
Can’t be with the woman I love. Everywhere I go I hurt people. WHO am I? WHAT am I? Am I a curse or just a mistake of creation?”
Bruce and Betty’s stomachs are starving for breakfast. They see a sign that says, “BK” and pull into the driveway. They went in the restaurant. They stood ready to order.
“I’d like the double whopper please,” he said.
“And I’ll have a queen size whopper,” Betty said.
“Okay, that will be $9.82,” the restaurant girl said.
“Put it on my credit card,” Betty replied.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Bruce and Betty ate their burgers at the metal table and sat in the chairs that matched.
“We need to find some place to talk to Mr. Blue!” Betty told Bruce.
“The library,” Bruce replied.
Shortly, Bruce and Betty were back on the road. Bruce was looking at the map he grabbed from the Stratford Inn.
“The library, just a mile away,” Bruce said.
DAY 8
TIME: 12 Noon
LOCATION: Library
HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME: 8
Bruce and Betty entered the library…
He entered the backroom where the computers were. There was only one other person using one. Bruce logged in and got on a private chat room. His fingertips typed: “ Mr. Blue, are you there?” Bruce wondered to himself as he waited.
“Yes, I am,” Mr. Blue replied.
Mr. Green says: “ You said you could help me?”
“Yes, but I think it’s time we meet!” Mr. Blue replies.
“Where?” Mr. Green asks.
“Where are you?” Mr. Blue replies.
“Leaving Oklahoma!” Mr. Green says.
“Mississippi…when you get there, I’ll give you more directions,” Mr. Blue says.
“Sign off,” Mr. Green replies.
1 HOUR LATER:
Bruce and Betty are back on the road…
“Mississippi?” Betty asked him.
“Yes, and then he said he would give me directions from there,” Bruce replied.
TIME: 9PM
Bruce narrates…
“We can’t sleep! We can’t eat! We take turns driving until we get to Mississippi!”
DAY 9
TIME: 6 AM
Bruce narrates…
“I’m hungry! I’m tired! I need to go pee!”
ONE HOUR LATER:
LOCATION: Public Park Bathroom
Betty stops so Bruce can use the bathroom…
Bruce goes in. Betty stands outside the men’s door on the grass waiting. She watches cars go by on the highway and then she remembers something…
She opens the men’s bathroom door and kicks open the stall where Bruce is and sees Bruce on the toilet sitting down.
“Don’t you knock?” he asked her.
“Put your pants on now!!” she told him.
“Turn around!” he told her.
“Right!” she replied.
“Now what?” Bruce asked her.
“Whatever you do, don’t flush that!!” she told him.
Bruce flushed the toilet!!!
“RUN!! RUN!! RUN!!” she told him.
Bruce followed Betty to a blue SUV vehicle with the window rolled down and the key on the seat. Betty reached in the open window and grabbed the key, got in and started the car.
“Get in!” she told Bruce.
“Buckle up!” she told him.
She drove quickly and fast to the highway!
“Slow down!!” Bruce told her.
Betty was going 90 instead of 40! She slowed down to 41.
“Shut up!” Betty replied.
“You want to explain…or should I…or do you just like going into men’s bathrooms?” Bruce asked her confused.
“Experiment 2.2!” she replied.
“English?” he told her.
“My father can track our DNA thru poop, pee and other things!” she explained.
“That’s one twisted father!” Bruce said.
“You have no idea!” she replied.
“Does every guy have to go thru this just to use the bathroom?” he asked her.
“Yes!” she replied.
“Explain,” he told her.
“You will never want to eat again!” she told him.
“I’ll make sure and eat my greens!” he replied in a park on the side of the road.
Betty thought she saw her ex-boyfriend with an ugly green hood on. As she drove away, the man with the ugly green hood on looked at her.
“Betty!” he said in a deep, deep voice!
LOCATION: Motel
“Time for bed! I’ll see you in the morning Betty,” he told her in bed.
“See you…nice and bright!” she said.
DAY 10
TIME: 5 AM
Bruce narrates…
“We’re on the road as I speak. We left the hotel at 3 AM. We’re almost to Mississippi. Only another 6 hours, but why do I get the feeling we’re being followed?” Bruce narrates.
TIME: 11:30 AM
“You promised me NO MORE HULK!!” a mysterious woman told Bruce’s father.
“But I have the cure!” the father replied.” Mr. Green asked.
“Bruce, what are you doing here?’ Bruce’s father asked him.
“Bruce…wake up…” Betty told him.
Bruce woke up. There was a road sign that said, “Welcome to Mississippi!”
“Now all we have to do is find a computer,” Bruce said.
ONE HOUR LATER:
LOCATION: Library Computer Room
Bruce logged onto the computer. He began to type…
“Mr. Blue, are you there?” Mr. Green asked.
“I’m here Mr. Green,” Mr. Blue replied.
“I’m in Mississippi at the library computer room. Now what?” Bruce waited patiently hoping this could be his hope to be cured.
“There’s another library in the center of town. Now listen carefully…you will open the double doors. There will be two guards. Tell them you work there in O.C.A. and they will let you pass. You head up the gold stairs to the 5th floor. You open the door and you will see…” Mr. Blue says.
“…now you’ll see five shelves. Then go to the second door to your right, it will take you to the comic book section. Pick up the third comic book on the shelf and flash its inside three times. Then just wait for me there,” Bruce tells himself following the directions from the computer in his mind.
He held in his hand the “Incredible Hulk” reprint #1 – May 12 cents. It said in highlights, “The Strangest Man of All Time.”
There were a lot of people in the room. Bruce wondered who Mr. Blue was?? Suddenly, the lights turned off and someone grabbed Bruce’s mouth!
“RUN!” the mysterious figure told Bruce.
Bruce and the mysterious man ran down the stairs!
“Who are you?” Bruce asked him.
“We only have a few seconds…RUN!!” he replied.
They opened the back exit door and went outside and ran to Betty’s red truck.
“Who are you?” Bruce asked again.
“Samuel. Samuel Sterns…Incredible, it’s you!” he said.
“You have to come to my lab!” he told Bruce.
Betty, Bruce and Samuel drove away to Blue’s place…wherever that is!
The hooded man watched them drive away while standing on the sidewalk.
“Banner, I’ll kill you for this!” he said…
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
“So, where’s your place?” Betty asked Samuel.
“Right here in the RV park!” he replied.
Betty turned into the RV park. Bruce and Betty followed Samuel to his small, white RV. They entered the doorway.
“Small crib, a piece of crud!” Bruce said.
“I call it my mystery machine,” Samuel said. He had short brown hair; glasses; hadn’t shaved in awhile; a little fat; 5’2” – he was short, very short; had on blue jeans and long sleeved shirt; and wore white tennis shoes.
“Oh, so Betty is Velma, you are Shaggy and I’m Scooby-doo!” Bruce told Samuel.
“Very funny! But instead of chasing ghosts and goblins, I chase gamma-ray freaks!” Samuel replied.
Bruce entered the bathroom.
“Whoa! What kind of guy puts an x-ray table in the bathroom?” Bruce asked Betty.
“I do!” Samuel replied.
“This is where I sleep and do my research. Bruce, lay down. I want to examine you,” Samuel said.
AT THE SAME TIME:
General Ross is in Mississippi at a computer with Blonsky…
“Sir, we found Banner! He was on the internet chatting to a…Mr. Blue?” Blonsky told Ross.
“Who the devil is Mr. Blue?” Ross asked Blonsky.
“A Mr. Samuel Sterns…RV park…4 blocks from here!” Blonsky said.
“Well, then quit standing around! Let’s move!” Ross replied smoking his cigar and smiling.
BACK AT STERN’S RV:
20 minutes later…
“So, will this work?” Bruce asked Stern while lying down on and x-ray table.
“No, it’s painless! Now relax and you won’t feel a thing!” Samuel injected a needle into Bruce’s neck.
“OUCH!” Bruce cried.
“That had to hurt! So, what are you going to do?” Betty asked Samuel.
“X-raying his gamma DNA cells!” Sterns replied.
Bruce begins to dream…
FLASHBACK:
LOCATION: New Mexico
Bruce watches his father and mother fight…
“Darn you David! You promised no more HULK! You’ve destroyed how many bases…five!! Killed thousands of people…what the devil is wrong with you? Who are you?” Bruce’s mom asked him. She had long red hair below her shoulders; wore a white, long sleeved t-shirt, black dress pants black tennis shoes and worked in a lab.
“I’m HULK!” he replied.
“NO! NO! You’re NOT!” she told him.
“RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!” Bruce threw her on the floor.
“You demon!” she replied.
“Don’t make me…”
“A-H-H-H!” he began to turn into the GRAY HULK! He choked her on the neck!
He had no shirt…his pants were ripped…
He threw her again on the ground and then grabbed a knife and stabbed her!
“A-A-A-H-H-H!!” she screamed!
“Daddy!! Daddy!! What have you done?” little Bruce cried.
Bruce woke up…
(blackout)
“What was…it was a dream?” Bruce said.
“Yes, incredible! When I looked at your blood cells…well, they’re mutating!” Sterns said.
“English??” Bruce questions.
“You’re mutating into something much worse than the HULK!” Sterns replied.
“My father!! He’s here!! RUN!!” Betty told them.
“I can’t just leave all my research behind!” Sterns said.
“Grab a little bit of it and let’s go!” Betty said.
“Is there a back entrance?” Bruce asked him.
“Yeah, under the x-ray table! It leads down to the sewer pipes!” Sterns replied.
OUTSIDE:
“NOW! GO!!” Blonsky said to the soldiers! The soldiers broke the windows to the RV and rolled into somersaults in midair to the ground! There were at least 7 or 8. They all had guns ducked down looking for Bruce.
“Sir, they’re not here!” a soldier said on his head phone to Blonsky.
Blonsky kicked open the front door.
“Darn! Find him and kill him!!!” Blonsky replied.
BACK WITH BRUCE, BETTY AND STERNS:
They are climbing a ladder that goes down to the sewers…
“Are we almost there yet?” Bruce asked Betty.
“Yes! Now RUN!” Betty yelled jumping off the ladder to the sewer water.
AT THE SAME TIME:
Blonsky looked around for secret entrances in the RV. He entered the bathroom…
“This x-ray table is not right! Banner, where the devil did you go?” Blonsky asked himself looking at the x-ray table. He grabbed the bottom of it and lifted it up! He saw an open area…
“Banner, you son of a twitch!” Blonsky replied climbing down the ladder.
BRUCE AND BETTY CONTINUE TO RUN:
“So, who’s your father?” Sterns asked Betty.
“He’s a twisted father!” she said.
“He’s a GENERAL!!” Bruce replied.
“OUCH!” Sterns replied back.
“No where to run now Banner!!!” Blonsky said laughing!!
“Crud!” Sterns said.
“You’re surrounded!!! There are soldiers pointing guns at Sterns and Betty!! I must admit, the General will be very happy I found his daughter!!” he told Bruce.
“Bruce!! NO!!!” Betty screamed with a gun to the back of her neck!
“I’m too young to die!” Sterns cried with a gun at his neck also!
“You twitch!! Please don’t make me angry!!” Bruce warned him.
“Oh! A family reunion! How nice! And what are you doing to do about it…not a devil thing!!” Blonsky told him laughing.
Bruce breathed harder and harder until his eyes turned green.
“Is that all you got?” Blonsky asked him laughing.
Bruce began to rip out of his shoes, shirt and pants. He turned GREEN and into the HULK!
“Incredible!!” Blonsky replied.
Sterns and Betty are handcuffed. A gun is at their necks and they are trying to figure a way out of not dying!!
“Hey Sterns! Remember that song, ‘…heads, shoulders, knees and toes?’” Betty asked him.
“Yeah, I think it goes like, ‘…head…’” he sang head butting the guy that has a gun to his back…Betty doing the same thing.
“…shoulders…” Betty sang and hitting the soldier with a gun in the mouth. Sterns continued doing the same.
“…knees…” Betty sang while kicking the soldier in the stomach.
“A-H-H!!” the soldier replied.
“No way! But ‘toes’ I can do!” Sterns turned around and kicked the soldier in the privates…with Betty doing the same thing.
“A-H-H!!” the soldier yelled dropping the gun…both soldiers falling over.
“And that’s how you learn the song!” Betty replied.
BACK WITH BRUCE AND BLONSKY:
Battling it out…
“You’re going to pay for this Banner!” Blonsky grabs his gun and shoots at a sonic machine that Sterns was holding.
“NOOOOOOOO!!” Sterns screamed!
(white out)
It explodes!!!
(black out)
Blonsky wakes up on the ground about a mile away in the sewers.
“Are you okay sir?” a soldier asked him.
“At ease! The devil I am!” he says with his eyes lighting up green…he smiles!
BACK WITH BRUCE, STERNS AND BETTY:
Bruce wakes up as himself instead of the HULK. They were about 2-3 miles away…
“Let’s not do that again!” Bruce said.
“Deal!” Betty replied.
Bruce stood tall and fell back down again.
DAY 10
TIME: 6 PM
LOCATION: Downtown
Bruce, Betty and Sterns are looking for a gamma infected person. Sterns has a machine with him that can locate gamma energy…
“So, this machine of yours, it can locate this gamma person?” Bruce asked Sterns.
“Yes, and according to all the people running from the subway…means…” Sterns said.
“It’s in the subway! Thanks Doc!” Bruce said running.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Bruce, Betty and Sterns see a hooded menace causing trouble and is choking people…
“Okay ugly, come and get some!” Bruce ran up to him turning into the HULK and punching him in the face! But before he could, the hooded figure blocked it and threw HULK on the ground!
“Banner!!” the hooded figure said in a deep voice.
“ROOAARR!!!” HULK got up and attacked him!
His hood came off! He had two heads and looked a lot like ‘Kane the Wrestler.’
“Who’s that?” Sterns asked Betty.
“My ex-boyfriend!” she replied.
“Some ex!” Sterns said.
The two headed beast threw HULK across the ground.
“May I suggest to not date guys with two heads!” Sterns said to Betty.
“Shut up!” Betty told him.
“What do you want?” HULK asked the two headed monster.
“Betty! Beast want Betty!” he replied.
“I’m not yours John!” Betty told him.
“John? Me…am…Bi-Beast?” he replied.
“No! You are John, the man I fell in love with!” Betty told him walking up to him.
“But military man told me bring you home!” he told Betty and was wearing a cut, ugly green shirt…cut right down the middle; brown pants; bare feet and greenish skin with two heads!
“Military man wrong!” Betty replied.
“No! Me hurt Banner!” he jumped to Banner and pushed him.
“Hey Sterns, help!” Betty said.
“Well, technically speaking, I have this gun in my hands that can turn him into a regular human being again!” Sterns said.
“Good!” Betty said.
“I haven’t tested it yet,” Sterns replied.
“Well, test it now!” HULK said.
“Well, technically…” Sterns said.
“Cut the crud and do it now!” Betty yelled.
“Well okay!” Sterns fired the gun at Bi-Beast and he transformed back into a regular one-headed human being.
“Nicely done! Now turn Bruce Norman!” Betty told him.
“Can’t! It only works once!” Sterns said.
“Way to go Einstein!” Bruce said transforming back into Bruce Banner.
“I guess we’re right back to where we started!” Sterns said.
“Not quite!” Bruce said.
“Guys, I’m picking up a frequency of gamma energy or gamma rain in Texas,” Sterns said.
“I guess we’re on it together!” Bruce said smiling.
LOCATION: New York
Betty’s fiancé stands at the police department…
“We found her. She’s heading for Texas,” a soldier says.
“Then get my car ready for going to Texas!” her fiancé Samson says.
LOCATION: Military Base
Blonsky has the ‘now human’ Bi-Beast in a cage…
“You failed me!” Blonsky told him.
“Betty’s my sweetheart!” he replied.
“I don’t deal with failures!” Blonsky said.
“Please…NO!!” the Bi-Beast begged.
“Punishment is needed! I hope you’ve enjoyed your time being human! Stick him in the chair!” Blonsky told the soldiers.
The soldiers grabbed Bi-Beast and took him away!
“NOOO!” Bi-Beast cried!
“But the General said…” the soldier told Blonsky.
“I don’t care what the General said! I’m the head of it now and we kill Banner in Texas!! It’s time for round two…” Blonsky said.
General Ross turned his TV off after seeing the security footage of Blonsky.
“So, you think I don’t pay attention!! Round 2 it is!!…
…Round 2 it is!!” Ross said smiling.
Written by Jeremiah Paul Song
THE
INCREDIBLE
HULK
Episode 2
“Untamed”
PG-13
By Jeremiah Paul Song
PREVIOUSLY ON THE INCREDIBLE HULK:
DAY 8
LOCATION: Stratford Inn
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
TIME: 7 AM
Bruce is taking a shower. Betty is watching TV outside the door sitting on a chair…
“Bruce, are you done yet?” she asked him sitting on a nice fine oak chair.
“Yeah,” Bruce replied turning off the faucet that made the shower run. The faucet had a red knob for hot and a blue knob for cold water. Bruce has his in between making the water not too hot but not to cold, it was just right! There was a valve that Bruce turned to the right and the water turned off.
He opened the blue shower curtain and reached his skinny hands to grab the soft purple towel. He stepped out of the tub that was white and unto the clean, shiny white tiled floor. He soaking wet feet touched the dry, shiny white floor.
He dried his soaking wet hair and grabbed some purple underwear.
“Come on, we don’t have much time!” Betty yelled at him while still watching TV.
Bruce had his purple underwear on and was putting a white shirt on and looked at himself in a mirror on the white wall.
Betty had the news on a small black TV…
“…In other news…a college was attacked 5 days ago by a ‘King Kong’ or the ‘Loch Ness’ monster! General Ross had this to say…We will find whatever did this and we will kill it!!”…this is Jennifer Banner and you’re watching the morning news on ‘Wakeup!’”
Jennifer had brown hair in a white ponytail; a very business like blue suit on; her eyes were bright blue and covered with makeup; cheeks were reddish; lips were the brightest lips you’ve ever seen, they were covered in red lipstick! Her hands stood holding a white paper telling her what to say.
Betty grabbed the gray TV remote and pushed the red ‘off’ button on top of the remote.
Bruce came out with his short-sleeved shirt on and blue jeans. His blonde hair was combed back and his eyes brown. He wore a pair of white tennis shoes.
“Ready?” Bruce asked her.
“Let’s go!” Betty replied. She had a white long-sleeved shirt on and an ugly dark green jacket, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Her long brown hair hung down to her chest. She was holding a gray key in her hands. As she started to head out the door, she looked around making sure the blue bed was made and the oak chair and table were clean. The rough green floor was spotless. The sink right next to it was clean.
She opened the doorknob and went out to the hallway. They were on the second floor, so they took the elevator down.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Betty was checking out…
“We’re here to check out,” she said.
“Okay, hope you had a good night’s stay at the Stratford!” the checkout girl named Jesse said. She had a long sleeved white shirt on with green pants, blonde hair in a ponytail and blue eyes.
Betty and Bruce walked out grabbing a map from a stand and got into Betty’s red pickup.
As they began to pull out of the hotel parking lot…
“Betty, your father…he…he’s here!” Bruce told her while looking back at the hotel parking lot seeing military jeeps pull up.
Inside the Stratford Inn at the checkout desk with Jesse…
“Have you seen them?” an older man with a gray mustache, short gray hair, green military jacket, black pants, shiny black shoes and a cigar said.
“Yes, but the sign says, ‘NO SMOKING’!” she told him.
The older man’s name was General Thunderbolt Ross, but Ross for short! He was with ten other men. He blew his cigar breath smoke out of his mouth to the lady.
“Cough! Cough!” she said.
“I can do whatever the devil I please!” Ross replied.
“I’m calling security!” she said scared. Her heart beat faster and faster! She was about 20 or 21, still going to college. Jesse thought to herself, “I’m too young to die! I still ‘gotta kiss Johnny Depp!”
A soldier ran from the elevator.
“They’re gone!” he said.
“Darn, that son of a twitch Banner! Find them! Move out!!” Ross said.
“Sir, I think I got just the thing to bring Banner home,” the soldier said. He had long blonde hair and hadn’t shaved in weeks. His name was Emil Blonsky, but Blonsky for short. He served in the special unit for years with Ross.
“What?” Ross asked him, curious.
Blonsky smiled!
(credits)
(song: Don’t Make Me Angry)
DAY 8
TIME: 10 AM
LOCATION: Oklahoma
Bruce and Betty have been on the road for about 3 hours…
Bruce narrates: “I live a life of lies, running from place to place.
Can’t be with the woman I love. Everywhere I go I hurt people. WHO am I? WHAT am I? Am I a curse or just a mistake of creation?”
Bruce and Betty’s stomachs are starving for breakfast. They see a sign that says, “BK” and pull into the driveway. They went in the restaurant. They stood ready to order.
“I’d like the double whopper please,” he said.
“And I’ll have a queen size whopper,” Betty said.
“Okay, that will be $9.82,” the restaurant girl said.
“Put it on my credit card,” Betty replied.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Bruce and Betty ate their burgers at the metal table and sat in the chairs that matched.
“We need to find some place to talk to Mr. Blue!” Betty told Bruce.
“The library,” Bruce replied.
Shortly, Bruce and Betty were back on the road. Bruce was looking at the map he grabbed from the Stratford Inn.
“The library, just a mile away,” Bruce said.
DAY 8
TIME: 12 Noon
LOCATION: Library
HOURS BEFORE BEDTIME: 8
Bruce and Betty entered the library…
He entered the backroom where the computers were. There was only one other person using one. Bruce logged in and got on a private chat room. His fingertips typed: “ Mr. Blue, are you there?” Bruce wondered to himself as he waited.
“Yes, I am,” Mr. Blue replied.
Mr. Green says: “ You said you could help me?”
“Yes, but I think it’s time we meet!” Mr. Blue replies.
“Where?” Mr. Green asks.
“Where are you?” Mr. Blue replies.
“Leaving Oklahoma!” Mr. Green says.
“Mississippi…when you get there, I’ll give you more directions,” Mr. Blue says.
“Sign off,” Mr. Green replies.
1 HOUR LATER:
Bruce and Betty are back on the road…
“Mississippi?” Betty asked him.
“Yes, and then he said he would give me directions from there,” Bruce replied.
TIME: 9PM
Bruce narrates…
“We can’t sleep! We can’t eat! We take turns driving until we get to Mississippi!”
DAY 9
TIME: 6 AM
Bruce narrates…
“I’m hungry! I’m tired! I need to go pee!”
ONE HOUR LATER:
LOCATION: Public Park Bathroom
Betty stops so Bruce can use the bathroom…
Bruce goes in. Betty stands outside the men’s door on the grass waiting. She watches cars go by on the highway and then she remembers something…
She opens the men’s bathroom door and kicks open the stall where Bruce is and sees Bruce on the toilet sitting down.
“Don’t you knock?” he asked her.
“Put your pants on now!!” she told him.
“Turn around!” he told her.
“Right!” she replied.
“Now what?” Bruce asked her.
“Whatever you do, don’t flush that!!” she told him.
Bruce flushed the toilet!!!
“RUN!! RUN!! RUN!!” she told him.
Bruce followed Betty to a blue SUV vehicle with the window rolled down and the key on the seat. Betty reached in the open window and grabbed the key, got in and started the car.
“Get in!” she told Bruce.
“Buckle up!” she told him.
She drove quickly and fast to the highway!
“Slow down!!” Bruce told her.
Betty was going 90 instead of 40! She slowed down to 41.
“Shut up!” Betty replied.
“You want to explain…or should I…or do you just like going into men’s bathrooms?” Bruce asked her confused.
“Experiment 2.2!” she replied.
“English?” he told her.
“My father can track our DNA thru poop, pee and other things!” she explained.
“That’s one twisted father!” Bruce said.
“You have no idea!” she replied.
“Does every guy have to go thru this just to use the bathroom?” he asked her.
“Yes!” she replied.
“Explain,” he told her.
“You will never want to eat again!” she told him.
“I’ll make sure and eat my greens!” he replied in a park on the side of the road.
Betty thought she saw her ex-boyfriend with an ugly green hood on. As she drove away, the man with the ugly green hood on looked at her.
“Betty!” he said in a deep, deep voice!
LOCATION: Motel
“Time for bed! I’ll see you in the morning Betty,” he told her in bed.
“See you…nice and bright!” she said.
DAY 10
TIME: 5 AM
Bruce narrates…
“We’re on the road as I speak. We left the hotel at 3 AM. We’re almost to Mississippi. Only another 6 hours, but why do I get the feeling we’re being followed?” Bruce narrates.
TIME: 11:30 AM
“You promised me NO MORE HULK!!” a mysterious woman told Bruce’s father.
“But I have the cure!” the father replied.” Mr. Green asked.
“Bruce, what are you doing here?’ Bruce’s father asked him.
“Bruce…wake up…” Betty told him.
Bruce woke up. There was a road sign that said, “Welcome to Mississippi!”
“Now all we have to do is find a computer,” Bruce said.
ONE HOUR LATER:
LOCATION: Library Computer Room
Bruce logged onto the computer. He began to type…
“Mr. Blue, are you there?” Mr. Green asked.
“I’m here Mr. Green,” Mr. Blue replied.
“I’m in Mississippi at the library computer room. Now what?” Bruce waited patiently hoping this could be his hope to be cured.
“There’s another library in the center of town. Now listen carefully…you will open the double doors. There will be two guards. Tell them you work there in O.C.A. and they will let you pass. You head up the gold stairs to the 5th floor. You open the door and you will see…” Mr. Blue says.
“…now you’ll see five shelves. Then go to the second door to your right, it will take you to the comic book section. Pick up the third comic book on the shelf and flash its inside three times. Then just wait for me there,” Bruce tells himself following the directions from the computer in his mind.
He held in his hand the “Incredible Hulk” reprint #1 – May 12 cents. It said in highlights, “The Strangest Man of All Time.”
There were a lot of people in the room. Bruce wondered who Mr. Blue was?? Suddenly, the lights turned off and someone grabbed Bruce’s mouth!
“RUN!” the mysterious figure told Bruce.
Bruce and the mysterious man ran down the stairs!
“Who are you?” Bruce asked him.
“We only have a few seconds…RUN!!” he replied.
They opened the back exit door and went outside and ran to Betty’s red truck.
“Who are you?” Bruce asked again.
“Samuel. Samuel Sterns…Incredible, it’s you!” he said.
“You have to come to my lab!” he told Bruce.
Betty, Bruce and Samuel drove away to Blue’s place…wherever that is!
The hooded man watched them drive away while standing on the sidewalk.
“Banner, I’ll kill you for this!” he said…
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
“So, where’s your place?” Betty asked Samuel.
“Right here in the RV park!” he replied.
Betty turned into the RV park. Bruce and Betty followed Samuel to his small, white RV. They entered the doorway.
“Small crib, a piece of crud!” Bruce said.
“I call it my mystery machine,” Samuel said. He had short brown hair; glasses; hadn’t shaved in awhile; a little fat; 5’2” – he was short, very short; had on blue jeans and long sleeved shirt; and wore white tennis shoes.
“Oh, so Betty is Velma, you are Shaggy and I’m Scooby-doo!” Bruce told Samuel.
“Very funny! But instead of chasing ghosts and goblins, I chase gamma-ray freaks!” Samuel replied.
Bruce entered the bathroom.
“Whoa! What kind of guy puts an x-ray table in the bathroom?” Bruce asked Betty.
“I do!” Samuel replied.
“This is where I sleep and do my research. Bruce, lay down. I want to examine you,” Samuel said.
AT THE SAME TIME:
General Ross is in Mississippi at a computer with Blonsky…
“Sir, we found Banner! He was on the internet chatting to a…Mr. Blue?” Blonsky told Ross.
“Who the devil is Mr. Blue?” Ross asked Blonsky.
“A Mr. Samuel Sterns…RV park…4 blocks from here!” Blonsky said.
“Well, then quit standing around! Let’s move!” Ross replied smoking his cigar and smiling.
BACK AT STERN’S RV:
20 minutes later…
“So, will this work?” Bruce asked Stern while lying down on and x-ray table.
“No, it’s painless! Now relax and you won’t feel a thing!” Samuel injected a needle into Bruce’s neck.
“OUCH!” Bruce cried.
“That had to hurt! So, what are you going to do?” Betty asked Samuel.
“X-raying his gamma DNA cells!” Sterns replied.
Bruce begins to dream…
FLASHBACK:
LOCATION: New Mexico
Bruce watches his father and mother fight…
“Darn you David! You promised no more HULK! You’ve destroyed how many bases…five!! Killed thousands of people…what the devil is wrong with you? Who are you?” Bruce’s mom asked him. She had long red hair below her shoulders; wore a white, long sleeved t-shirt, black dress pants black tennis shoes and worked in a lab.
“I’m HULK!” he replied.
“NO! NO! You’re NOT!” she told him.
“RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!” Bruce threw her on the floor.
“You demon!” she replied.
“Don’t make me…”
“A-H-H-H!” he began to turn into the GRAY HULK! He choked her on the neck!
He had no shirt…his pants were ripped…
He threw her again on the ground and then grabbed a knife and stabbed her!
“A-A-A-H-H-H!!” she screamed!
“Daddy!! Daddy!! What have you done?” little Bruce cried.
Bruce woke up…
(blackout)
“What was…it was a dream?” Bruce said.
“Yes, incredible! When I looked at your blood cells…well, they’re mutating!” Sterns said.
“English??” Bruce questions.
“You’re mutating into something much worse than the HULK!” Sterns replied.
“My father!! He’s here!! RUN!!” Betty told them.
“I can’t just leave all my research behind!” Sterns said.
“Grab a little bit of it and let’s go!” Betty said.
“Is there a back entrance?” Bruce asked him.
“Yeah, under the x-ray table! It leads down to the sewer pipes!” Sterns replied.
OUTSIDE:
“NOW! GO!!” Blonsky said to the soldiers! The soldiers broke the windows to the RV and rolled into somersaults in midair to the ground! There were at least 7 or 8. They all had guns ducked down looking for Bruce.
“Sir, they’re not here!” a soldier said on his head phone to Blonsky.
Blonsky kicked open the front door.
“Darn! Find him and kill him!!!” Blonsky replied.
BACK WITH BRUCE, BETTY AND STERNS:
They are climbing a ladder that goes down to the sewers…
“Are we almost there yet?” Bruce asked Betty.
“Yes! Now RUN!” Betty yelled jumping off the ladder to the sewer water.
AT THE SAME TIME:
Blonsky looked around for secret entrances in the RV. He entered the bathroom…
“This x-ray table is not right! Banner, where the devil did you go?” Blonsky asked himself looking at the x-ray table. He grabbed the bottom of it and lifted it up! He saw an open area…
“Banner, you son of a twitch!” Blonsky replied climbing down the ladder.
BRUCE AND BETTY CONTINUE TO RUN:
“So, who’s your father?” Sterns asked Betty.
“He’s a twisted father!” she said.
“He’s a GENERAL!!” Bruce replied.
“OUCH!” Sterns replied back.
“No where to run now Banner!!!” Blonsky said laughing!!
“Crud!” Sterns said.
“You’re surrounded!!! There are soldiers pointing guns at Sterns and Betty!! I must admit, the General will be very happy I found his daughter!!” he told Bruce.
“Bruce!! NO!!!” Betty screamed with a gun to the back of her neck!
“I’m too young to die!” Sterns cried with a gun at his neck also!
“You twitch!! Please don’t make me angry!!” Bruce warned him.
“Oh! A family reunion! How nice! And what are you doing to do about it…not a devil thing!!” Blonsky told him laughing.
Bruce breathed harder and harder until his eyes turned green.
“Is that all you got?” Blonsky asked him laughing.
Bruce began to rip out of his shoes, shirt and pants. He turned GREEN and into the HULK!
“Incredible!!” Blonsky replied.
Sterns and Betty are handcuffed. A gun is at their necks and they are trying to figure a way out of not dying!!
“Hey Sterns! Remember that song, ‘…heads, shoulders, knees and toes?’” Betty asked him.
“Yeah, I think it goes like, ‘…head…’” he sang head butting the guy that has a gun to his back…Betty doing the same thing.
“…shoulders…” Betty sang and hitting the soldier with a gun in the mouth. Sterns continued doing the same.
“…knees…” Betty sang while kicking the soldier in the stomach.
“A-H-H!!” the soldier replied.
“No way! But ‘toes’ I can do!” Sterns turned around and kicked the soldier in the privates…with Betty doing the same thing.
“A-H-H!!” the soldier yelled dropping the gun…both soldiers falling over.
“And that’s how you learn the song!” Betty replied.
BACK WITH BRUCE AND BLONSKY:
Battling it out…
“You’re going to pay for this Banner!” Blonsky grabs his gun and shoots at a sonic machine that Sterns was holding.
“NOOOOOOOO!!” Sterns screamed!
(white out)
It explodes!!!
(black out)
Blonsky wakes up on the ground about a mile away in the sewers.
“Are you okay sir?” a soldier asked him.
“At ease! The devil I am!” he says with his eyes lighting up green…he smiles!
BACK WITH BRUCE, STERNS AND BETTY:
Bruce wakes up as himself instead of the HULK. They were about 2-3 miles away…
“Let’s not do that again!” Bruce said.
“Deal!” Betty replied.
Bruce stood tall and fell back down again.
DAY 10
TIME: 6 PM
LOCATION: Downtown
Bruce, Betty and Sterns are looking for a gamma infected person. Sterns has a machine with him that can locate gamma energy…
“So, this machine of yours, it can locate this gamma person?” Bruce asked Sterns.
“Yes, and according to all the people running from the subway…means…” Sterns said.
“It’s in the subway! Thanks Doc!” Bruce said running.
A FEW MINUTES LATER:
Bruce, Betty and Sterns see a hooded menace causing trouble and is choking people…
“Okay ugly, come and get some!” Bruce ran up to him turning into the HULK and punching him in the face! But before he could, the hooded figure blocked it and threw HULK on the ground!
“Banner!!” the hooded figure said in a deep voice.
“ROOAARR!!!” HULK got up and attacked him!
His hood came off! He had two heads and looked a lot like ‘Kane the Wrestler.’
“Who’s that?” Sterns asked Betty.
“My ex-boyfriend!” she replied.
“Some ex!” Sterns said.
The two headed beast threw HULK across the ground.
“May I suggest to not date guys with two heads!” Sterns said to Betty.
“Shut up!” Betty told him.
“What do you want?” HULK asked the two headed monster.
“Betty! Beast want Betty!” he replied.
“I’m not yours John!” Betty told him.
“John? Me…am…Bi-Beast?” he replied.
“No! You are John, the man I fell in love with!” Betty told him walking up to him.
“But military man told me bring you home!” he told Betty and was wearing a cut, ugly green shirt…cut right down the middle; brown pants; bare feet and greenish skin with two heads!
“Military man wrong!” Betty replied.
“No! Me hurt Banner!” he jumped to Banner and pushed him.
“Hey Sterns, help!” Betty said.
“Well, technically speaking, I have this gun in my hands that can turn him into a regular human being again!” Sterns said.
“Good!” Betty said.
“I haven’t tested it yet,” Sterns replied.
“Well, test it now!” HULK said.
“Well, technically…” Sterns said.
“Cut the crud and do it now!” Betty yelled.
“Well okay!” Sterns fired the gun at Bi-Beast and he transformed back into a regular one-headed human being.
“Nicely done! Now turn Bruce Norman!” Betty told him.
“Can’t! It only works once!” Sterns said.
“Way to go Einstein!” Bruce said transforming back into Bruce Banner.
“I guess we’re right back to where we started!” Sterns said.
“Not quite!” Bruce said.
“Guys, I’m picking up a frequency of gamma energy or gamma rain in Texas,” Sterns said.
“I guess we’re on it together!” Bruce said smiling.
LOCATION: New York
Betty’s fiancé stands at the police department…
“We found her. She’s heading for Texas,” a soldier says.
“Then get my car ready for going to Texas!” her fiancé Samson says.
LOCATION: Military Base
Blonsky has the ‘now human’ Bi-Beast in a cage…
“You failed me!” Blonsky told him.
“Betty’s my sweetheart!” he replied.
“I don’t deal with failures!” Blonsky said.
“Please…NO!!” the Bi-Beast begged.
“Punishment is needed! I hope you’ve enjoyed your time being human! Stick him in the chair!” Blonsky told the soldiers.
The soldiers grabbed Bi-Beast and took him away!
“NOOO!” Bi-Beast cried!
“But the General said…” the soldier told Blonsky.
“I don’t care what the General said! I’m the head of it now and we kill Banner in Texas!! It’s time for round two…” Blonsky said.
General Ross turned his TV off after seeing the security footage of Blonsky.
“So, you think I don’t pay attention!! Round 2 it is!!…
…Round 2 it is!!” Ross said smiling.
Written by Jeremiah Paul Song