Quotes you wish were in Descent

[thehenry89]

Clark: OMG i think i just broke a nail!

[TheANIMAL (marcus)]

Lex: [Mod Edit] you Clark.

[crumbula1]

Clark: Lana, when you said you were leaving Lex (on promise), did you really think I would want your demon spawn?

[GENERALzod777]

Lex: Have a nice trip. * PUSHES LIONEL OUT WINDOW* See you next fall.

[Alexander III]

Lex: [Mod Edit] you Clark.

Clark: [Mod Edit] you too Lex.

[tejdog1]

Lex: I'll never turn to the darkside, you've failed, Your Farmness.

[AlwaysRight]

Clark: hey Lois what's up

[sherban1988]

Clark: hey Lois what's up

Lois: Hey Smallville. Long time no see.

[Superman_Beyond]

Clark: With Lana in the hospital I just been busy building sandcastles in the sand. Thought I could fly when she held my hand.


Kudos to anyone that knows what im talking about.

[SpiderPunk]

Lionel...just as Lex pushes him from window:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what an odd turn of events to have taken place. My SOB son seems to have shoved my from this really really high window. I will just smile at him as I fall to my death. If only I had worn a condom all those years ago I could be partying right now with Clark and Jor-El at the fortress. Maybe Clark and I could have gone into business together turning coal into diamonds...oh crap there's the groun"......KEEEEEEEERRRRRSPPPPLLLAAAATTTTTT!!!

The MB is reduced to a stain on the steps of Luthorcorp.

Lex looking down from above: "It's not easy being cheesy!!!!! " Then High Fives a cartoon Cheetos Tiger and does the moonwalk out of Lionel's office.

Word to your mother.

[Silent Kal]

Chloe: So.... what about Brainiac? Any plans to find him?
Clark: lanaWho?
Chloe: You know, the Kryptonian nemesis you let get away?
Clark: lanaHuh?
Chloe: Look, I'm sad she's in a coma too. But you've got bigger problems to take care of right now.
Clark: lanaWhat?
Chloe: Okay, the obsessed thing was cute and sad for the first couple of years, but it's getting old now.
Clark: lanaClark lanaconfused.
Chloe: ...Are you sure you're not Bizarro?


*somewhere off in the distance*
[Pete: Stride Gum! One Republic!]

[dunkman]

Lionel thinks to himself: "What's so great about offices on the top floor, anyway? You know, I thought about going into base jumping, but I was going to be wearing a parachute. The rush isn't so great when you know you're plummeting to your doom. I've always loved that word, 'plummeting'. Why hasn't Clark learned how to fly yet? Why is it taking so long? This a tall building! Oh here it comes..." KER-SLAAT!!!

[SpiderPunk]

Lex:

From now on it is LOVE AND HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!! Maybe I will donate blood this wednesday.

[TheANIMAL (marcus)]

Clark: [Mod Edit] you too Lex.



Lionel: [Mod Edit] both of you.

[IamProdigy]

Clark: I'm Batman.

[berniepooh]

Jimmy: The new editor has instituted a dress code? I hate ties!

[ekoo]

Random Person #1: Oh look, it's a bird!
Random Person #2: No, it's a plane!
Chloe: It's probably Batman because well, we know it sure as hell isn't Clark Kent.

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Random Person #1: Oh look, it's a bird!
Random Person #2: No, it's a plane!
Chloe: It's probably Batman because well, we know it sure as hell isn't Clark Kent.
lol hilarious!

[TheANIMAL (marcus)]

Random Person #1: Oh look, it's a bird!
Random Person #2: No, it's a plane!
Chloe: It's probably Batman because well, we know it sure as hell isn't Clark Kent.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[IamProdigy]

Random Person #1: Oh look, it's a bird!
Random Person #2: No, it's a plane!
Chloe: It's probably Batman because well, we know it sure as hell isn't Clark Kent.


Clark: No, it's me....giggidy, giggidy, giggidy...

[ekoo]

Clark (to Chloe, shyly): On a scale of one to ten, how bad would it be if I had sex with Lana while she's in the hospital?
Chloe: Uhm...
Clark (blushing): Well, you know... I figure since she's already catatonic there's not much more damage I could do.
Chloe: Uhm...

[Superman_Beyond]

Lionel : *after being pushed out the window* "See Clark this would be one of the situations where it would helpful if you know how to fiy. Oh well. Did i remember to turn the kitchen stove off?.......yes.

[red_sun1938]

Lex: [Mod Edit] you Clark.

:rotfl:

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lex: I take it back, Chloe. You're not fired. Lets make out. ;)

[ekoo]

Lex: You're still fired but we should do it.

[superhippie2000]

Lex: Sorry Dad but your too old to be on the CW so you must be destroyed.

[Krypton935]

Martha(at funeral): Clark after this I think I will be too stressed for DC can I come back to the farm?

[thehenry89]

Lex: Sorry Dad but your too old to be on the CW so you must be destroyed.

Lionel: nonsense son you and clark look like your in your early thirties.

[Lostfan588]

Lionel (falling): MARTHAAAA!!!!!

[HowardFilms]

Lex: Join me and we can rule the traveler father and son!
Lionel: Nooooo! (jumps)

[harryandginnyfanatic]

Lionel: Severus..er, I mean, Lex, please.
Lex: Avada Kedavra.
*green flash*
*Lionel falls*

[Lostfan588]

Lionel: Severus..er, I mean, Lex, please.
Lex: Avada Kedavra.
*green flash*
*Lionel falls*

No, I think Lex should place Lionel under an Imperius curse and he can break dance out the window! :p

[HowardFilms]

Oh come on, it's not even clever when YOU make a HP reference.

;-)

[Jason_Bourne]

Lex: I was raised in your shadow, now you're gonna die in mine, noone will even remember your name *beats lionel to the floor*
On your feet old man.
*lifting a dazed lionel to his feet*
Lionel: Lex don't, please, I love you, son.
Lex: I don't care

*push*
*lex watches lionel fall, his face devoid of any emotion*

[HowardFilms]

Lex: This is LEXCORP!

(kicks Lionel out window)

[lois_lane-kent]

Clark: With Lana in the hospital I just been busy building sandcastles in the sand. Thought I could fly when she held my hand.


Kudos to anyone that knows what im talking about.
Clark: (about his and Lana's relationship) It was the greatest week and a half...of my life.

;)

[ekoo]

Chloe: you really did it Lex. I don't know why but I'm suddenly attracted to you, which is weird because typically I go for the guy who doesn't accept his destiny.

----- Added 13 Minutes later -----

Lex: Now, this is going to defy all logic but I am going to stuff you, or myself, I suppose, into this blazing fire. Cheers!

[C Redfield]

Chloe: Maybe I should heal him.
Clark: You can't heal Street Pizza.

[BIGBLUE10789]

Lionel: Looks like i get to fly before clark does, (smiles).

[you_smell_terrific]

Chloe: Hey Clark, someone just punched me out. Why don't you scan the room with your x-ray vision or listen for any sign of an intruder?

Clark: Meh, just because I have these powers doesn't mean I have to use them at logical times O_o...

*zips off*

[crashovrride]

In Lex's Mansion: Either Clark/Lex would say something along the lines of: "I made you. You made me first."

[bklvr]

Lex: Join me and we can rule the traveler father and son! It is your destiny!

[addictedtogummibears]

Lex: "THIS IS SMALLVILLE!!!!"
Clark: No.. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
*tackles to the ground*

[maryjanewatson]

Chloe: Hey Clark, someone just punched me out. Why don't you scan the room with your x-ray vision or listen for any sign of an intruder?

Clark: Meh, just because I have these powers doesn't mean I have to use them at logical times O_o...

*zips off*
true that.

what a BDA. :rolleyes:

[KalEl's Destiny]

Lex: Now no one will remember you!

* Pushes Lionel *

Lex: I AM the villian of the story! **Sinister Laughter**

Fades into Opening Theme

[MRluvr]

Clark: I'm Batman.
lmao

Lex (to Chloe): "You know, you're so sexy when you're angry."

:p

[Welling_is_pretty]

Lionel : *after being pushed out the window* "See Clark this would be one of the situations where it would helpful if you know how to fiy. Oh well. Did i remember to turn the kitchen stove off?.......yes.
heh. I had a similar thought.

Clark: "I feel so...responsible, Chloe. Why couldn't I save him?"
Chloe: "Well, you could have if you finally learned to fly. And stopped worrying about Lana all the time and focused on using your powers more. And stopped moping around the farm and started taking the fight to Lex, who you know is evil. And..."
:p

[Twitch]

heh. I had a similar thought.

Clark: "I feel so...responsible, Chloe. Why couldn't I save him?"
Chloe: "Well, you could have if you finally learned to fly. And stopped worrying about Lana all the time and focused on using your powers more. And stopped moping around the farm and started taking the fight to Lex, who you know is evil. And..."
:p

Haha I can just imagine Chloe going on like that for about a minute, the list goes on and on...

[MetroGirl06]

Lex: You are terminated. (shoots Lionel with a giant shotgun)


Lex: Why would me father give this to you?
Chloe: Um, er...LOOK! A SEAGUL!
Lex: Where?!
(Chloe punches Lex out, takes the key and runs.)

[A_Chloe.S._Fan]

Lex: I take it back, Chloe. You're not fired. Lets make out. ;)
i can actaullay picture that scene. lol

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----

Lex: "THIS IS SMALLVILLE!!!!"
Clark: No.. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
*tackles to the ground*
lol. addictedtogummibears, i luv ur avatar.

[LastSonKalEl]

Lex: watch out dad..that first step is a real doozy

[83kaL]

Jimmy : What does the "S" stands for?

Lois : Oh... Superman! :D

[LastSonKalEl]

Chloe: Clark should I try and ...and save him?

Clark: We can't risk you not coming back Chloe.

Chloe: Well I could try, but...

Clark: but what?

Chloe: But the vindictive sonofa***** almost killed me by blowing up my house!

then she walks away and writes the story

[Blazel]

i was thinking maybe something along the lines of...

clark: lois? are you okay?

lois: why wouldn't i be?

clark: because you got shot...

lois: oh that's right, i forgot.... its just that i didn't come back out in the episode after i miraculously got defrozen in the fridge

clark: well.. i'm sorry i didnt go see you in the hospital...

lois: its okay... um, clark?

clark: yeah?

lois: i lied. its not okay. lana's in the hospital in a stable catatonic state, and im here losing blood by the second and you can't even call me!?!?!

clark: i'm so sorry lois... can i make it up to you?

lois: how?

clark: well i would liiiike to kiss you, but i can't.. maybe i could call chloe to get me some red K for me and some red lipstick for you and call it a day?

lois: fine.. i guess so.. stupid DC.. now i have to wait for Chloe to actually get the phone... she's probably knocked out unconscious somewhere.. so you should probably go get it yourself.

clark: hmm... true. be back in 5.

lois: *hums to self* touch my body.... lalalala... wrestle me around....

--Gush of air--

clark: here ya go...

lois (seductively): *applies lipstick* come here clarky boy

clark (whispering): do i have to pretend i don't want to this time?

lois: oh who gives a damn, it's not like this scene aired in Descent anyway...

clark: well in that case.....

*cut to shot of hospital room door*

[olliejk]

Clark zooms through the air to meet Chloe
Chloe: Clark you're flying!
Clark: Yeah, not flying made sense seven years ago, but now that's just flat out stupid
Chloe: Word!
Clark: Still though...the tights (Clark frowns)
Chloe: Yeah, that can probably wait another 7 years

[LastSonKalEl]

Jimmy: sorry you got shot Lo...but wow you've got some serious THO...maybe we can cut our way outta here

[Blazel]

but wow you've got some serious THO...maybe we can cut our way outta here


huh? *puts on a blonde wig to justify stupid question*

i dont get it.....





(btw not trying to diss blondes... comedic relief... ^_^)

[borednow]

Lex: Our fathers had something else in common *overly dramatic pause* They both thought your mom was hot!

[Blazel]

Lex: Our fathers had something else in common *overly dramatic pause* They both thought your mom was hot!



:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:


sooo true. >.<

[Twitch]

i was thinking maybe something along the lines of...

clark: lois? are you okay?

lois: why wouldn't i be?

clark: because you got shot...

lois: oh that's right, i forgot.... its just that i didn't come back out in the episode after i miraculously got defrozen in the fridge

clark: well.. i'm sorry i didnt go see you in the hospital...

lois: its okay... um, clark?

clark: yeah?

lois: i lied. its not okay. lana's in the hospital in a stable catatonic state, and im here losing blood by the second and you can't even call me!?!?!

clark: i'm so sorry lois... can i make it up to you?

lois: how?

clark: well i would liiiike to kiss you, but i can't.. maybe i could call chloe to get me some red K for me and some red lipstick for you and call it a day?

lois: fine.. i guess so.. stupid DC.. now i have to wait for Chloe to actually get the phone... she's probably knocked out unconscious somewhere.. so you should probably go get it yourself.

clark: hmm... true. be back in 5.

lois: *hums to self* touch my body.... lalalala... wrestle me around....

--Gush of air--

clark: here ya go...

lois (seductively): *applies lipstick* come here clarky boy

clark (whispering): do i have to pretend i don't want to this time?

lois: oh who gives a damn, it's not like this scene aired in Descent anyway...

clark: well in that case.....

*cut to shot of hospital room door*
Oh how I wish! :D

Lex: Our fathers had something else in common *overly dramatic pause* They both thought your mom was hot!

That is so awesome. :lol:


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[DP scene with Chloe and Lex]

...

Lex: I fear in his deluded state of mind my father disposed of some valuable family heirlooms. Did he give you anything?

Chloe: Other than the feeling that something was definitely off? No. I mean he was only here for a few minutes, then to be honest I got scared so I--

Lex: Have you checked your desk?

Chloe: [Nervously] He didn't give me anything Lex I swear he just came here to talk.

[Lex begins to open the drawer so Chloe thinks fast, grabbing him and shoving him against the cabinets.]

Lex: Chloe! What the hell do you think you're doing?!?

Chloe: [She puts her hands around his neck, caressing him.] I want to ask you a question Lex...

Lex: [Looking shocked and confused] Okay... What is it?

Chloe: [Seductively] Have you been a bad boy today Lex?

Lex: Chloe I don't know what you're playing at here bu--

[She puts a finger to his lips and pushes her body closer.]

Chloe: Shhhh... Just answer the question. Have you been a bad boy?

Lex: [He starts to sweat] I-I... don't... know

Chloe: Because if you have... I just might have to punish you...

Lex: [He gulps, stares at her for a second then yells] YES! OH GOD YES! I'VE BEEN VERY BAD!

Chloe: [She smirks] Good. Now you wait right here.

[She walks over to her desk and pulls out a blind fold.]

Chloe: Now turn around and get on your knees.

Lex: But--

Chloe: Do it.

[He obeys. She ties the blind fold around his eyes, then puts her lips to his ear and whispers in her sexiest voice]

Chloe: Now I'll be right back, I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable. Don't you go anywhere.

Lex: [Filled with excitement] Yes of course! Whatever you say!

[She smiles triumphantly, walks over to her desk and quitely takes out the key.]

Chloe: [Under her breath] Sucker.

[smallvillerocks45]

Lex: Why is it that Jonathan Kent always looked so stressed? Could it really have been that hard to raise the perfect son?

Clark: You keep telling yourself whatever it takes to make you feel better...I didn't push my father out of a window...and my father loved me, and in some Luthoresque form, yours loved you too. You just weren't listening. A lot of people loved you. You just loved power more.

[ox007]

Clark: I know you killed your father!

Lex: Who's having delusions now?

Clark: There was a witness.

Lex: Oh yeah? Who?

Clark: Shelby saw you!

(Clark leaves) Lex is on the phone: I've got another job for you, a little different than the previous. Your next target is named Shelby. Lives on a farm.

Voice on the phone: Male or female?

Lex: I haven't really checked but if you look down...Oh nevermind it's a dog!

[Blazel]

Oh how I wish! :D



That is so awesome. :lol:


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[DP scene with Chloe and Lex]

...

Lex: I fear in his deluded state of mind my father disposed of some valuable family heirlooms. Did he give you anything?

Chloe: Other than the feeling that something was definitely off? No. I mean he was only here for a few minutes, then to be honest I got scared so I--

Lex: Have you checked your desk?

Chloe: [Nervously] He didn't give me anything Lex I swear he just came here to talk.

[Lex begins to open the drawer so Chloe thinks fast, grabbing him and shoving him against the cabinets.]

Lex: Chloe! What the hell do you think you're doing?!?

Chloe: [She puts her hands around his neck, caressing him.] I want to ask you a question Lex...

Lex: [Looking shocked and confused] Okay... What is it?

Chloe: [Seductively] Have you been a bad boy today Lex?

Lex: Chloe I don't know what you're playing at here bu--

[She puts a finger to his lips and pushes her body closer.]

Chloe: Shhhh... Just answer the question. Have you been a bad boy?

Lex: [He starts to sweat] I-I... don't... know

Chloe: Because if you have... I just might have to punish you...

Lex: [He gulps, stares at her for a second then yells] YES! OH GOD YES! I'VE BEEN VERY BAD!

Chloe: [She smirks] Good. Now you wait right here.

[She walks over to her desk and pulls out a blind fold.]

Chloe: Now turn around and get on your knees.

Lex: But--

Chloe: Do it.

[He obeys. She ties the blind fold around his eyes, then puts her lips to his ear and whispers in her sexiest voice]

Chloe: Now I'll be right back, I'm going to go slip into something more comfortable. Don't you go anywhere.

Lex: [Filled with excitement] Yes of course! Whatever you say!

[She smiles triumphantly, walks over to her desk and quitely takes out the key.]

Chloe: [Under her breath] Sucker.




hott

[Lionel The Great]

Lex: Join me and we can rule the traveler father and son!
Lionel: Nooooo! (jumps)

I really like this. :lol:

And Let's imagine another way of fall.



Lionel : You are The Traveler, son. Do you know how to travel?

Lex : Nope.

Lionel : Let me show you. Go near the window and Turn your back.

((And Lionel kicks like hell :D ... While Lex falling...))

Lionel : There you go. That's how you travel, son. Enjoy your fly. :D

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: I know you killed your father!

Lex: Who's having delusions now?

Clark: There was a witness.

Lex: Oh yeah? Who?

Clark: Shelby saw you!

(Clark leaves) Lex is on the phone: I've got another job for you, a little different than the previous. Your next target is named Shelby. Lives on a farm.

Voice on the phone: Male or female?

Lex: I haven't really checked but if you look down...Oh nevermind it's a dog!
Nooo! Clark, go save Shelby! Now!
:p

[olivermask]

Lionel: [Mod Edit] both of you.

Jimmy: [Mod Edit] I can feel you've got some serious tension over here.