Where the hell is Shelby

[xrayvision]

Where do you think Shelby is?

[Demne]

you must be really bored lol.

[xrayvision]

Kind of.

[Darren5000]

GOd, I love this thread. Keep it up.

Shelby is auditioning as team mascot for the San Francisco 49ers to prevent the local blackout due to the football team losing constantly.

[Demne]

Shelby probably got hit by a truck, and Lassie is going to replace the stupid mut on the show.

[TheLastKryptonian]

Maybe Shelby finally dies of old age and Krypto is introduced?

[Alexander III]

Shelby is standing there looking at Lana beating the crap out of Lex.

[Dodge006]

That's what was in that container, Shelby poo!

[redraven]

He's hiding so he won't get injured from the earthquakes and sonic booms.

But eventually he'll make his way to Lois' 'night job' and guard her there. :lol:

[Demne]

Went to Mexico to do the doggy show.

[Clarkgirl8]

Shelby is getting a haircut because Lex paid him for a hair transplant. :lol:

[Kal-alien]

Shelby is Taking a Poo on Lex's front yard.

[thehenry89]

shelby is puking his guts out after walking in on clark and lana.

[Darren5000]

I thought I saw Shelby taking a poo at Luthor's yard, and Lex stepped in it!:rotfl: Oh dear, Lex is learning Happy Gillmore language.:rotfl:

[BeatlesRule]

After seeing this week's episode, Shelby retreated to his doghouse to write a better script.

[WELLINGWIFE#2]

She's on strike ..holding a picket sign along Al & Miles;)

[HowardFilms]

Didn't you hear? The Canine Actor Guild is on strike.

[WELLINGWIFE#2]

lmao :lol:

[Who]

Originally posted by HowardFilms
Didn't you hear? The Canine Actor Guild is on strike.

:rotfl:

[Demne]

Shelby is being served at your local Taco Bell. Try the new steak sandwich, its a fiesta of flavor!

[niki]

Shelby's hanging out with Kara right now ... they were last currently seen flying over Italy (Kara holding Shelby, of course). ;)

I was re-watching season 4 and realized how much I miss Shelby this season heh.

[Demne]

Originally posted by niki
Shelby's hanging out with Kara right now ... they were last currently seen flying over Italy (Kara holding Shelby, of course). ;)

I was re-watching season 4 and realized how much I miss Shelby this season heh.

*slap* It's just a dog!

[xrayvision]

I think he's getting pointers from Clark on the experience of getting "fixed" since Lana has done that so many times to him.

Poor Shelby. I guess Shelby's wife will be wearing them as earrings.

[DarkChilde]

Kara has lured him away with the Peanut Butter...

[xrayvision]

Kim Jong Il got hungry and ate him.

[xrayvision]

Shelby is on a special ops mission securing a Superman comic book so Clark can read it & be lightswitched in the last episode of the series.

[limi]

None of the above. Shelby's with Kara, plotting ways to make Clark fly.

[Estro-gen X]

I still say him and streaky are fighting crime in metropolis waiting for clark to get his arse out of the barn to take over

[Billy Jor-El]

That wasn't Clark and Lana causing the earth tremors, it was Shelby and Lassie. They've now relocated to Sirius (the dog star, not the radio service....oh, wait, maybe they're on the Sirius satellite radio, too....with Howard Stern...barking obscenities at Lana....and often Al/Miles)

[kentfamily]

Shelby retired didnt you hear? He got too old, his son Krypto will take over in Season 8 amd 9.

[JudasAce]

The WGA heard that AlMiles was going to get Shelby to write the rest of the season. Since they were pretty sure a dog could do a better job than they've been doing, they kidnapped him until the strike is over.

[kryptonaidxh]

:rolleyes: :o Who needs Shelby?:confused:

Now we got Clark to be Lana´s pet., so who needs another, he already looks like her damn pet:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :lol:

[Welling_is_pretty]

Shelby is out there stalking and using his heat vision on the biggest turkey he can find since it's obvious that the BDA isn't going to get Thanksgiving dinner ready! And he's sure not going to let Lana cook it!

(less than 2 weeks til Thanksgiving gang!)