ALF to Guest Star

[adromidon]

Ok I know this is silly but what better way for comic relief then to have the famous Alien ALF make a guest appearance on SV he could Crash land in the Kent Farm and Clark could then realize he does not have it so bad after all. ALF would tell Clark to stop wining and just get on with his life

It could be worse after all
he could be 3" tall and furry with no powers and like to eat cats

[svfanatic06]

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[adromidon]

Hey you can not deny that Clark is winey this would put things into perspective.

They do have alot in common though

Both of them are the last of their race
Both of their planets blew up
Both of them are Alien Life Forms
Both long to be human

Or better yet to make it funny ALF could get ahold of an artifact that gives him Kryptonian powers lol

Nah I am jokeing about that part

[thedean123]

I don't even know how to respond to this lol

[adromidon]

lol

It would be funny wouldn't it

[thedean123]

they could call the episode 'Acid' because if that ever happened I'd probably think I was on a gnarly acid trip

[xrayvision]

Didn't Melmac (the planet Alf is from) explode like Krypton?

[adromidon]

I said that a few posts up

They do have alot in common

Both of them are the last of their race
Both of their planets blew up
Both of them are Alien Life Forms
Both long to be human

[xrayvision]

I can think of a few more similarities between them, but I won't post it here. :)

[adromidon]

lol
don't you think that would give clark a fresh perspective and someone (or something rather) to relate to

Could you imagine it Clark saves the world and ALF eats the bad cats that terrorize the neighborhood lol

Maybe they can bring in other odd charecters like Darkman and a few super villans like Candy Man and the Boogie man

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Let me clear this up: Yes, the CW has approached me about an appearance on Smallville, the TV show.
Right now my manager is negotiating with the network, as well as with Al Gough and Miles Millar. At this point I am not authorized to leak any details, but let me tell you, boys and girls, that I am very interested and highly motivated. I sometimes watch Smallville when I have the time (however, I am very busy, appearing at birthdays, bar-mitzvah's, and mall openings...). I really like the show. Tom Welling's comic talent is unprecedented and the girls are extremely cute, especially the blond one, what's her name again? Anyway, maybe I will apear as the last zoner that Clark Kent has to fight. Of course I will be invincible, so we'll have to become friends and I'll teach him a thing or two..... Oh, and don't be surprised if it's revealed that I am in fact superman, hehe.
Unfortunately I am a fairly expensive artist, the CW will have to pay me in cats. I require at least 5 kitty cats a day, otherwise I will not perform. Maybe you guys could start collecting cats for the network??? Send them to the CW, please.

OK, looking forward seeing you soon on SV.

Gordon Shumway,
aka A.L.F.

;)


P.S.
Who's that Lana chick???

[adromidon]

LMAO
that sounds like something he would say

Supergordo

[samanta]

I haven't seen in Smallville any cats. What would the poor thing eat?

[adromidon]

lol

[thehenry89]

i don't know which is more sad; the fact that this sounds better then 60% of the episodes in season 6, or the hunch that almiles would probably seriously consider this.

[Who]

Maybe they will have Clark go to Bizzaro World and ALF will be there.

[samanta]

If they will bring Alf he will be just some other alien who fall for Lana. It will be Clark, Zod, Alf and next time E.T.

[The_Frag_Man]

I thought this said AFL for a moment.

[adromidon]

LOL that would be a funny episode also have clark join the AFL

I mean really ALF and clark could relate and when they get board they can eat a few cats together while they clark uses hist heat vision to fry up some delicious Cat Cabobs lol

[InLove_with_Chloe]

I would like that a lot, actually....

[adromidon]

lol

I still think it would be good comic relief after the Bizzaro angle may ALF could have some kind of weird Melmacian power that Clark can find beneficial

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Originally posted by adromidon
lol

I still think it would be good comic relief after the Bizzaro angle may ALF could have some kind of weird Melmacian power that Clark can find beneficial
They should have put a little ALF doll in Clark's room, that would've been funny.
This show is much too serious, IMO.

[adromidon]

Or have clark lead up to the episode by him talking to Chloe about his favorite show when he was younger ALF.

Who knows maybe Gordon can have a mysterious power over Cats and make them do what he wants then he eats them

[Joelito]

http://f.screensavers.com/OMS/img/535/simpsons_ralph_wallpaper_215.jpg
lol xD...yep...what a thread!

[The_Frag_Man]

Originally posted by InLove_with_Chloe
They should have put a little ALF doll in Clark's room, that would've been funny.
This show is much too serious, IMO.

They joke a lot actually.

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Originally posted by The_Frag_Man
They joke a lot actually.
Still, the show takes itself way too seriously, IMO.
BtVS for instance was much more ironic. They could actually laugh about themselves....

[Khyla]

Originally posted by adromidon
Ok I know this is silly but what better way for comic relief then to have the famous Alien ALF make a guest appearance on SV he could Crash land in the Kent Farm and Clark could then realize he does not have it so bad after all. ALF would tell Clark to stop wining and just get on with his life

It could be worse after all
he could be 3" tall and furry with no powers and like to eat cats
:lol::rotfl:

Originally posted by InLove_with_Chloe
Let me clear this up: [...]
OK, looking forward seeing you soon on SV.

Gordon Shumway,
aka A.L.F.

;)


P.S.
Who's that Lana chick???
GREAT! :D

Originally posted by InLove_with_Chloe
They should have put a little ALF doll in Clark's room, that would've been funny.
This show is much too serious, IMO. I AGREE!!

as i already told u in another thread:
I LOVE ALF!!!!!

Originally posted by thehenry89
i don't know which is more sad; the fact that this sounds better then 60% of the episodes in season 6, or the hunch that almiles would probably seriously consider this. i hear you!

:D hey! they COULD actually make it cool, like he is one of the zoners, or they could even have a creature that looks similar but is like that omnipotent "Q" creature in Star TRek :lol:

[adromidon]

lol Gordon Shumway and Clark would be the dynamic duo Clark saves the world why Gordon eats all those nasty cats in the way lol

just jokeing i love cats

[j_sundude]

Originally posted by adromidon
Maybe they can bring in other odd charecters like Darkman and a few super villans like Candy Man and the Boogie man

Yeah, but wouldn't Clark mistake Candyman for Earl Jenkins?

But since we're on the topic of crazy idea guest appearances. How about Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy?

[thedean123]

You're all nuts, and i love it

[Khyla]

Originally posted by thedean123
You're all nuts, and i love it Aw1 Thanks!

we luv you too! :D

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Originally posted by adromidon
lol Gordon Shumway and Clark would be the dynamic duo Clark saves the world why Gordon eats all those nasty cats in the way lol

just jokeing i love cats
Oh, me too!!!
:D

[adromidon]

Ash would be cool to bring into SV that would rock lol

[adromidon]

I can see the quotes from that episode

Clark: We bust stop Lex before it is to late his army of super freaks is almost done!

*ash pulls out his shotgun and cocks it *

Ash: Good, Bad I am the guy with the Gun. Come Get some!

Clark: Ash you can not handle everything with guns

ALF: No sometimes you have to eat a cat or two

Ash: This is my Boom Stick! Hail to the king babby!

lol

[InLove_with_Chloe]

I am confused now: who the hell is Ash???
:confused:

[j_sundude]

Originally posted by InLove_with_Chloe
I am confused now: who the hell is Ash???
:confused:

Who's Ash!!!

Ashley J. Williams (a.k.a Ash) is the single most greatest bad @$$ hero of cinematic history! He cut his own hand off because it was possessed by evil and he chopped his girlfriend up into little pieces because she was also possessed by evil. He is portrayed by one of the most underrated and greatest actors of all time, Bruce Campbell. Who guest starred on Lois & Clark, by the way.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ash_Williams


http://www.bruce-campbell.com/

[adromidon]

Bruce Campbell is a great actor back in my teen days i watched him as Autolucus in Xena but that was along time ago

You may recognize him from the Spiderman movies more specificaly in the latest one he was the french guy in the resturant

BTW for those of you that know Evil Dead is going to be remade soon according to Bruce's site

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Ah, OK...... Not a big fan of the 'Evil dead' stuff. I am very easily scared.....
I therefore prefer ALF.
:p

[adromidon]

Evil dead is more of a comedy then a horror flick.

the 3rd movie called Army of Darkness is hilarious it was not scarry at all

But Sam Rami the guy that directs the Spiderman movies and Bruce were college roomates and are like best friends which is why he is in every spiderman movie :)

ALF is funny as hell do not get me wrong I love that show. I want to see Ash and ALF on SV it would be intresting to see how Ash responds to Clark's winey nature

[Jephael]

Ash would be a friggin riot in Smallville! I can just see Chloe's response to his "bone-saw" arm! The Alf idea is fun too, but I'm worried they wouldn't do a good job with it.

[adromidon]

actually in the army of darkness he forges a robotic hand

[Jephael]

Yea, but you have to admit the chainsaw arm would be a lot funnier here!

[meteor_phreak]

so we'd trade a BDA for SDA? :confused: i watched ALF when it was on...but i didn't think it was that great...

but i did love my alf hand puppet from that burger king kids meal. :D

[adromidon]

yeah we need to make some kind of twisted hero team

Like Superman, Ash, ALF against Lex, the Undead and the Government trying to get ALF

Seriously DC should branch out into the world and make company pacts to allow for cross use of charecters like they did with Marvel at one point so they can introduce new charecters it would be cool

[Who]

Originally posted by Jephael
Ash would be a friggin riot in Smallville! I can just see Chloe's response to his "bone-saw" arm! The Alf idea is fun too, but I'm worried they wouldn't do a good job with it.

He would definately end up on the wall of weird.

[adromidon]

lol
Yeah he would and Chloe would then question reality and if she is just insane or actually seeing all these weird things

[j_sundude]

All of this talk about Ash on Smallville, reminded me of some fan art I made a while back.

http://s175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/j_sundude/th_loisclarkarmyofdarkness.jpg (http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w156/j_sundude/loisclarkarmyofdarkness.jpg?t=1172125854)click to enlarge

[adromidon]

lol funny you need to mesh the pictures a little fade them so they blend better

[j_sundude]

Yeah, I didn't spend but probably 5 minutes or less making that a pretty good while ago. I just made it for fun to post in the Comedy Art/Screencap Game thread.

[adromidon]

lol the picture you in your avatar is alot cleaner

[Khyla]

Originally posted by meteor_phreak
...but i did love my alf hand puppet from that burger king kids meal. :D oooo! I have 3 of them! :D


great manip j_sundude! ;lol;

[InLove_with_Chloe]

OK, I will change avi again today, so I won't be able to impersonate Gordon Shumway any longer.
:(
But he told me it's lookin' good. AlMiles almost agreed to a 6-epi contract.
:p

[adromidon]

lol love the new avatar