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[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark has just told Lana here's looking at you kid. Now back to reality.

[thehenry89]

if your just joining us...Clark just went on vacation in some place called Key Largo a Notorious island of Suspicion and intrigue. Chloe tried to reach him by phone, but unfoutunatley she dialed M For Murder, and couldn't reach him. Meanwhile Lex is sitting at home with lionel admiring a statue looking thing called The Maltese Falcon, or something like that, and he didn't see Lana sneaking out of his office with his insurance papers. Secretly Lana was changing the forms so that she'd recieve Double Indemnity.

Meanwhile, back at the farm, Martha is watching the news and there's a big story about a Murder on the Oreint Express. She's shocked and appalled, but then again the victim was somewhat of a Jezebelle. At this time Clark returns home, and Martha promptly sends him to the barn to repair the 39 Steps, that lead to the loft. Clark sighs and complains that The Birds are still at roost in the rafters, and they're a particularly vicious breed.

Lois suddenly bursts into the farm house, breathless with excitment about her new story. She claims to have seen a flying man at Hobbs bay, and is going out to search for him. Clark simply laughs and says to Lois "Only Angels Have wings". Lois smirks right back and replys "you weren't so hesitant to believe me when i broke that luthour corp peice. you know The Philedelpha Story."

Martha, ever The Red Headed Woman, told them to stop bickering and get about their business. honestly she felt like she was still Brining up Babies.

Back at his apartment Jimmy flips through the channels and finally ends up on TCM. The movie currently playing was something called "Angels With Dirty Faces", and that just didnt interest him. Moarsly he flipped off the television and sighed. he just couldn't understand how anyone could enjoy black and white movies.

[nightshadz]

Originally posted by thehenry89
if your just joining us...Clark just went on vacation in some place called Key Largo a Notorious island of Suspicion and intrigue. Chloe tried to reach him by phone, but unfoutunatley she dialed M For Murder, and couldn't reach him. Meanwhile Lex is sitting at home with lionel admiring a statue looking thing called The Maltese Falcon, or something like that, and he didn't see Lana sneaking out of his office with his insurance papers. Secretly Lana was changing the forms so that she'd recieve Double Indemnity.

Meanwhile, back at the farm, Martha is watching the news and there's a big story about a Murder on the Oreint Express. She's shocked and appalled, but then again the victim was somewhat of a Jezebelle. At this time Clark returns home, and Martha promptly sends him to the barn to repair the 39 Steps, that lead to the loft. Clark sighs and complains that The Birds are still at roost in the rafters, and they're a particularly vicious breed.

Lois suddenly bursts into the farm house, breathless with excitment about her new story. She claims to have seen a flying man at Hobbs bay, and is going out to search for him. Clark simply laughs and says to Lois "Only Angels Have wings". Lois smirks right back and replys "you weren't so hesitant to believe me when i broke that luthour corp peice. you know The Philedelpha Story."

Martha, ever The Red Headed Woman, told them to stop bickering and get about their business. honestly she felt like she was still Brining up Babies.

Back at his apartment Jimmy flips through the channels and finally ends up on TCM. The movie currently playing was something called "Angels With Dirty Faces", and that just didnt interest him. Moarsly he flipped off the television and sighed. he just couldn't understand how anyone could enjoy black and white movies.

:lol:

[bibi_sv___clana4ever]

If you just joining us....I'm color blind, now back to smallville

[crincron]

If your jus joining us...clark jus sneaked into the luthor mansion and decided to have some fun!before lex or lana could blink an eye he supersped into their bedroom,put lex hanging by his boxers off the bedpost and had superspeed sex with lana then zoomed off home,pet shelby for a while,had a glass of milk and went to bed!...now back to smallville

[xrayvision]

If you're just joining us...Clark has been spying on Lana from the Rear Window of the barn. He doesn't like to fly because he has a bad case of Vertigo. Lionel is back up to his old tricks killing people In Cold Blood. Shelby has a date with soap on a Rope.

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by xrayvision
If you're just joining us...Clark has been spying on Lana from the Rear Window of the barn. He doesn't like to fly because he has a bad case of Vertigo. Lionel is back up to his old tricks killing people In Cold Blood. Shelby has a date with soap on a Rope.

...however Shelby was currently unraveling the myster of The Cult of the Cobra and was unavailable for his date. Clark, ever the gentleman, decided to take shelby's date out in his stead. He took her to a mexcican restaurant called Casablanca; where people gave him strange looks. This was to be expected because it's not a common sight for a man and soap on a Rope to be seen together outside the state correctional facilty.

The two were enjoying their meal when suddenly a singer appeared on stage. She was beautiful, but Clark could sense a Touch Of Evil about her. Her band was named the Raw Deal, and they played several entertaining songs, but what caught Clark's eye was Lex and Lana seated in the back of the room. Lana looked so much like a Fallen Angel that clark couldn't take his eyes from her. Lex just looked like he'd been Left for Dead as he sipped his martini.

[Chloe>All]

If you're just joining us, Jimmy is having a dream where he sees everything through Shelby's eyes. There sure are a lot of nice -smelling crotches around here!

Now back to Smallville.

[Silent Kal]

If you're just joining us... read thehenry89's posts above, because I can't sum it up much better than that.

[sailfindragon]

If you're just joining us....Shelby has demanded more screen time and money but the network exec's won't budge....So Shelby runs away with Lana and joins the circus.

[TheOriginalKal-el]

If you're just joining us...don't worry, the summary is a few posts above.

[kal-el_Girl]

THE HENRY 89:
I'm very impressed by your knowledge of old movies, Nice very nice!!

[thehenry89]

Originally posted by kal-el_Girl
THE HENRY 89:
I'm very impressed by your knowledge of old movies, Nice very nice!!

:lol: it just proves i have no life outside the television.

[Ireallylikethisshow]

If you are just joining us...

SV has broken into a very 'clue' like state of being.

Communism is INDEED just a red herring.

Lana killed Lex with the revolver in the barn.
Clark killed Lana in the kitchen with the rope.
Martha killed Clark with the kryptonite in the study...

And Shelby found Mr. Body.

[~Chloe&Clark~]

If you are just joining us...

Clark has heard a scuffle in the barn and went out to look only to see that Shelby had rifled through his stuff and was trying on his boxers... crazy Shelby!!!

[elway]

Help me!! I'm only seeing in black and white, and for some reason am wearing a 1940's style hat, and smallville is on in under an hour!!!!!!!!!!!

[kal-el_Girl]

If you're just joining us....Shelby is the real Maltese Falcon