Quotes you wish were in Nemesis...

[superhippie2000]

Lex: Clark do you think i would look better with hair?

Clark: I dont know Lex. Just relax and ill figure a way out of here.

Lex: Do you know who has very nice hair?

Clark: Who?

Lex: Sanjaya!

Clark: Ya i guess he does.

[SMG Pro]

Clark:so0oo00o...how's lana?

Lex:Oh she left me for good yesterday. Just up and left.

Clark:oh. where'd she go?

Lex:*shrugs*

Clark: hmm..oh well.

[yosemiteangel]

Clark: You know what Lex? You can have Lana. I'm off to better things.

Lex: Better?

Clark: Yup. Shelby!

[DestinyFan]

Lex: Clark, remember, I asked you a long time ago to never give up on me. When you did, I knew I truly had no friends in this world.

Clark: Lex, I didn't give up on you. I even saved you tonight! It's just that you're involved with so many shady things. You are never unselfish. Everything you do always benefits you! You never truly trusted me.

Lex: What? Have you ever trusted me? Pete knows something
special about you and so does Chloe! Why not your best friend ?

Clark: Is that why you were investigating me? We all have secrets Lex, you know that. The difference is that keeping my secrets helps others while your secrets hurt others.

Lex: Look Clark, ever since those meteors hit, my father was scared for me, so he trained me to survive at any cost! My father has dominated my life, and ironically, the only way to get away from him was to be like him! I wanted to have the kind of life you have and I've never been able to forgive those aliens for changing my family's life and the lives of everyone in smallville!
We didn't ask for those meteors!

Clark: I'm sorry Lex.
Lex: Why ? It's not your fault!
Clark: Well, you know me Lex- even if it's not my fault , I feel like it is. Please let me help.

Lex: It's too late for that. Look Clark, you've saved my life many times and I'm grateful so I'm going to return the favor now but I'm warning you.... don't get in my way, it's not personal . It's just that I'm trained that way!

Clark: I know Lex. I guess it's time for me to finish my training too!

At this point Lex and Clark help each other to safety.

[xrayvision]

Lex: We're gonna die!!! Help!!!!

Clark: Lex, you're hysterical. Shut up!

Lex: Lana's out there all alone. Who's gonna take her to the hospital now that we're both down here.

Clark: Maybe now that we're here, she won't get knocked out.

Lana: Who's gonna screw with her mind if we're stuck here?

Clark: Mind? Lana has a mind? Don't worry Lex, I'm sure if she has a mind, there's someone out there who will be more than willing to fill in for us.

Lex: Thanks Clark. You were always a good friend. I wish I would have lost my desire to steal Lana from you, get her pregnant, and then remove the baby so that we could have remained friends.

Clark: It was never Lana I was interested in, you dirty, dirty boy.

Lex: HHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:

DestinyFan, those are some great lines there. I would love to hear that tonight.

[Lostfan588]

*the ceiling has fallen on Clark and Lex is leaving him for dead*

Clark: Lex, there's something I have to tell you.

Lex: Nothing you can say will make a difference Clark. This "friendship" is officially O-V-E-R.

Clark: I'm pregnant.


*Clana share a long angsty hug. Lana runs off to Lex*

Chloe jumps a shocked and very annoyed Clark.

Chloe: (loudly) Oh. Clark. You're so soft! Mmmm......

Lana: grrrrrrrrrr *makes squirrel face*

Lex: Sexy. *kisses her*

[sailfindragon]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Lex: We're gonna die!!! Help!!!!

Clark: Lex, you're hysterical. Shut up!

Lex: Lana's out there all alone. Who's gonna take her to the hospital now that we're both down here.

Clark: Maybe now that we're here, she won't get knocked out.

Lana: Who's gonna screw with her mind if we're stuck here?

Clark: Mind? Lana has a mind? Don't worry Lex, I'm sure if she has a mind, there's someone out there who will be more than willing to fill in for us.

Lex: Thanks Clark. You were always a good friend. I wish I would have lost my desire to steal Lana from you, get her pregnant, and then remove the baby so that we could have remained friends.

Clark: It was never Lana I was interested in, you dirty, dirty boy.

Lex: HHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:

DestinyFan, those are some great lines there. I would love to hear that tonight.

I nearly wet myself laughing at this one! :rotfl:

[lilkoolmaria]

Originally posted by Lostfan588


*Clana share a long angsty hug. Lana runs off to Lex*

Chloe jumps a shocked and very annoyed Clark.

Chloe: (loudly) Oh. Clark. You're so soft! Mmmm......

Lana: grrrrrrrrrr *makes squirrel face*

Lex: Sexy. *kisses her*

LMAO! I don't know why, but that's really funny. Just imagining them doing that... :lol:

[xrayvision]

Lana: I've fallen and I can't get up!!

Lex: Good, the poison is working.

[Dark Knight23]

Lex: Clark, why can't I quit you......

[Mackdaddy]

Clark:"Lex help the rocks fell on me"

Lex:"Soo!"

Clark:"Come here and pull them off please!"

Lex:"Why?"

Clark:"Just please!"

Lex:"Fine"
*Lex walks over to pick up the rocks*

Clark:"Thanks! Now just slide your hands down there and grab a rock"

Lex:"You mean this one?"

Clark:"No more towards me"

Lex:"Ok..."

Clark:"Oh yesss thats it! Grab it tightly"

Lex:"That doesn't feel like a rock...."

Clark:"No but its as hard as one though"

Lex:":eek: Oh d****t Clark!!"

Clark:"Thanks lex!!"

[ALLY]

xrayvision - god that was funny :)

i guess all i want from each episode of smallville is a loooot of scene between clark and chloe *angel face* so i guess i won't be happenning tonight, so ill save what i have to say for next week episode ;)

[TheBoyk]

Lex: Clark, you know this is all your fault.
Clark: All MY fault?
Lex: Yes! I can't believe you.
Clark: Well I'm sorry if I like anchovies!
Lex: I SPECIFICALLY asked you to order me a plain cheese medium pizza....and WHERE are the bread sticks?
Clark: Uhh...*wipes mouth*
Lex: CLARRRK!!!

[Routh]

Clark: Oh, man. Lex! Help me get these rocks off.

Lex: ...which rocks?

Clark: I think you know which rocks.

Heh. And on a more serious note...
Lex: You're the only real friend I've ever had, Clark. You don't think I regret the decisions I made that ultimately ended our friendship?

Clark: Lex, I--

Lex: Every day I wake up and wonder what it would've been like had I not given into my dark temptations.

Clark: You're not the only one that should take the blame. I... kept secrets from you, Lex.

Lex: You didn't trust me.

Clark: No. I did. I trusted you more than anyone. But--

Lex: There are some things that you can't tell anyone. Not even... your best friend.

Clark: I wanted to tell you.

Lex: Tell me... what?

Clark: It doesn't matter anymore. It won't change anything.

Lex: Try me.

[Lostfan588]

*Clark is lying on the ground wincing in Kryptonite. Lex's hand is stuck under a boulder.*

Clex: MOMMA KENT!!!!!!!MOMMA KENT!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? *crying*

There is a sound of thunder, as though some-one sumthing is entering the cave.

A shadow swoops across the walls, cape flowing behind it.

Shelby: Hey guys! Did you miss me?

[clois_lover10]

Lex: Clark, are all of the entrances caved in?

Clark: Yes, Lex. Are the cave walls filled with green Kryptonite?

Lex: Just enough to take away your super-strength.

Clark: Finally! Alone time at last!!

Lex: COME HERE, CLARK-BABY!!!!

[Lostfan588]

In the cave:


Clark: Ohhhhhh.....
Lex: It's getting hot in here!
Clark: So take off all yo' clothes!

Jimmy *in girly voice*: I am... getting so hot... I'm gonna take my clothes off!


Lex: :confused:
Clark: :confused:
Lois: NOOOOO!!! Thats my job!
Lana: NOOOOO!!!!
Chloe: YAY!!!!!

__________


Lana: No body wanna see us togethaaa, but it don't matter no!

Clex in the cave: Cuz I got you babe!

Chloe and Shelby: Oh yes we gon' fight! Oh yes we gon' fight!

Mionel in the hospital bed: Fight for our right to love, yeah!

[jimmyolsenblues]

in the cave:
Clark: You know lex I could kill you here now with no witnesses and make it look like an accident. Hey! you turn that camera off.

[margroks]

"Lana, you *****! you were gonna let Lex die! Get away from me!

Clark and Chloe both needed to say this. It's past time.

[maryjanewatson]

when lex asked clark if he had even given lex the benefit of the doubt, I would have had clark say "yes, every day for years i gave you the benifit of the doubt. for years I reasured everyone that you were a good guy, nothing like your father, only to have you prove that wrong time and time again. But i always forgave you and gave you the benifit of the doubt. I even forgave you after I found your research room dedicated to me! So do NOT tell me that i didn't give you every chance...even more chances than you deserve!"