Quotes you WISH were in Combat

[Krypton935]

I shall start.

Clark: I am sad that Lana and Lex moved forever! :)

[mixeao]

Clark (to Kane): Mr Titan, I'm a huge fan... can I have your autogra........
Kane: Ahghhhghghhhhhhhhghh (chokeslams Clark through a wall)

[Chloe>All]

Announcer: Through hellfire and brimstone, it's Titan!

[PKII]

Clark, "Lana, I'm from Krypton. That is my secret."

Lana, "Yeah I know. How does this new dress look Clark? Lex bought it for me in Paris."

[dunlopc]

Clark to Lois - Love you in red your one hot woman.

[superhippie2000]

Lex: Lana there is something i need to tell you about the baby.

Lana: what is it?

Lex:The baby was an experiment. I am not the tru father.

Lana: then who is?

Anouncer: who is the father of lanas baby? is it clark? is it oliver queen? is it pete? is it howard k stern? is it Mr. garrison? is it the 1994 denver broncos? is it that creepy childs play doll Chucky? stayed tuned next week for the answer.

(next week)

Anouncer: Who is the father of lana's baby? this question will not be answered tonight **APRIL FOOLS** so please stay tuned as we present: Clark and Manhunter in: Not Without my Fortress

[warriorrenegade]

In the words of Mortal Kombat

Kane/Titan: "Get over here..."

Clark to Titan: " Your soul is mine..."

[TheBoyk]

Lana: Lex, where's our Doctor?
Lex: Oh, let's just say he....fell down.
Lana: Where? Is he alright?
Lex: Let's just say he fell down....in a coffin...
Lana: Lex, did you KILL him?
Lex: .....dammit. Dad was right, I really suck at this.

Clark: Mom, what should I do now?
Martha: You have to follow your heart, Clark.
Clark: I tried that, and now Lana's married to Lex! :(
Martha: Sometimes we don't know what we have until it's gone.
Clark: I've always known what I had, Mom! Lana was the love of my life!
Martha: If you treat her with respect, one day she mi--oh hell, I can't keep spewing this philosophical nonsense, JUST GET OVER IT!
Shelby: Arf!

Jimmy: Where the hell were we last week?
Lois: I don't know, but I'm sure we'll kick ass in this filler episode!
Jimmy: Damn straight!

[RedKRules]

Very Funny TheBoyk :lol:

[Mauve]

Titan: *about to throw last punch at Clark* You know what? *gives up* Your not even worth it. Grow a pair, kid.

[idunowinks]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
Lex: Lana there is something i need to tell you about the baby.

Lana: what is it?

Lex:The baby was an experiment. I am not the tru father.

Lana: then who is?

Anouncer: who is the father of lanas baby? is it clark? is it oliver queen? is it pete? is it howard k stern? is it Mr. garrison? is it the 1994 denver broncos? is it that creepy childs play doll Chucky? stayed tuned next week for the answer.

(next week)

Anouncer: Who is the father of lana's baby? this question will not be answered tonight **APRIL FOOLS** so please stay tuned as we present: Clark and Manhunter in: Not Without my Fortress

lol, bringing in the southpark references

[meggy]

Lana: "Lois! What are you doing here??? Wait! I thought this episode was supposed to be about ME!!!!!! ALL ABOUT ME! ME! ME!"

*stomps foot in anger*

[Raith]

Martha: Clark! It's time for dinner.

Clark: *Upstairs* Just a minute mom! I'm almost level 39. I am a Hunter, running around in Ashenville in search of Lex's character, I must defeat him.

Martha: ...

*Martha prepares the table, Shelby is fed, and she waits for an hour.

Two hours.

Three.*

Martha: Are you done?

Clark: Just a minute! I'm almost level 40!

*Five hours later, which was cut-down to take up 30 minutes of the Smallville airing*

[CallMeClark]

Lois: *looks at Ashley/Athena* Man, I was hoping to whoop Lana Lang's ass.

[STFanatic]

When Clark sees Kane for the first time:

Clark: "Doh!"."I have to fight Homer Simpson?"

[BOSOX671]

Clark:(looking at Erica Durance)Cant I just fly around the earth and get past this Clana thing so I can make my move on Lois before ANOTHER super powered guy shows up?

[Krypton935]

lana: Lex I want a divorce.

Clark: Chloe I have realized my intermidable love for you. Marry me!

[HowardFilms]

CLARK: To hell with it. I'm going to go put a red cape on and save people from falling from tall buildings...

LEX: I think it's time for me to start killing people on a massive level.

LOIS: I want to be a reporter.

CHLOE: Well, it's been fun, better clear out my desk for Lois and launch myself to Jupiter in Clark's rocket.

LIONEL: This time, when I shoot myself, I swear I won't miss...

JIMMY: I suddenly have my photography job back.

PERRY: Good thing I got my job back before Superman showed up.

LANA: I'm going to go live in Smallville, and only be heard from when I'm later whining about Clark marrying Lois.

PETE: Uh...never mind

SHELBY: I'm not too thrilled with my new body, but what the hell, sure I'll rule Apokolips.

[blackcelebration]

JR- Jim Ross (WWE commentator)
JL- Jerry Lawler (WWE commentator)

JR-
Well we're here today King for the match between Kal of Krypton & Titan of Death Valley!!

JL-
Well I think Titan will give the Kryptonian farm kid one hell of a good old fashioned corn on the cob beating!!!

JR-
Right...?

Well it's Kane... sorry Titan with a right hand, and another... and another... The Kryptonian suprisingly in these early exchanges giving much of a fight here...!!

JL-
Well you know what they say about Kryptonian's...!!!

All those powers but they're too dumb to use them!!!

JR-
Right...?

Now wait a minute... that's OH MY GOD!!! THE UNDERTAKER... Sorry Zeus.... no make that Hades has entered the ring... OH MY GOD MAN... he's gonna choke slam Kane... Titan... DON'T DO IT UNDERTAKER... HADES... You're gonna end his carrer!!!!

[liana]

Clark: "I am here to fight for truth and justice"

Lex: "I want to concquer the world! But I can start with the White House."

Lois: "A good reporter doesn't find great stories. A good reporter makes them great!"

[STFanatic]

The guest star is another wrestler?

Now I understand some of the posts I was scratching my head over.

[FULLMETALMARTA]

Lois: Hey clark, you wanna be on top, or should I?
Clark: LOIS!
Lois: Oh come on smallville, have some fun for a change!
Clark: In that case, lets take turns! (GRINS!)

[dr feelgood]

Originally posted by Raith
Martha: Clark! It's time for dinner.

Clark: *Upstairs* Just a minute mom! I'm almost level 39. I am a Hunter, running around in Ashenville in search of Lex's character, I must defeat him.

Martha: ...

*Martha prepares the table, Shelby is fed, and she waits for an hour.

Two hours.

Three.*

Martha: Are you done?

Clark: Just a minute! I'm almost level 40!

*Five hours later, which was cut-down to take up 30 minutes of the Smallville airing*

what would a lvl 39 hunter do in ashenvale anyway ? he should be at STV or badlands :)

[djpnutz]

Introducing! THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN!

[Colossus632]

Clark: Waitaminute... didn't I see this somewhere before?

Titan: Randy Savage didn't have super powers, kid.

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Lana: Why is all of this happening? What did I ever do to anybo... oh, right. Nevermind.

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Clark: My turn.

Titan: You think you're bad?? You should see my brother!

[Ginx]

Originally posted by TheBoyk
Lana: Lex, where's our Doctor?
Lex: Oh, let's just say he....fell down.
Lana: Where? Is he alright?
Lex: Let's just say he fell down....in a coffin...
Lana: Lex, did you KILL him?
Lex: .....dammit. Dad was right, I really suck at this.

Clark: Mom, what should I do now?
Martha: You have to follow your heart, Clark.
Clark: I tried that, and now Lana's married to Lex! :(
Martha: Sometimes we don't know what we have until it's gone.
Clark: I've always known what I had, Mom! Lana was the love of my life!
Martha: If you treat her with respect, one day she mi--oh hell, I can't keep spewing this philosophical nonsense, JUST GET OVER IT!
Shelby: Arf!

Jimmy: Where the hell were we last week?
Lois: I don't know, but I'm sure we'll kick ass in this filler episode!
Jimmy: Damn straight!

Ok.... what made the first one funny is really picturing Lex saying that...with his pauses.....so awesome.

The second one - just awesome.....Martha's day to just say 'get over it' is coming. Yes a mother's love goes on forever, but her patience can sometimes wear thin.

[ChlarkMe]

Let me see those Buns of steel.
Clark? Are those real?

[tibbit78]

I wish that Clark showed off his heat vision in front of Mr. Maddox, so Mr. Maddox could say:

"Instead of calling you The Man of Steel, we'll call you Sparky Clarky." (After Clark Kent shows off his heat vision).