Quotes you "wish" were in Hydro

[PKII]

Post Quotes not in but you "Wish" were in Hydro.


Clark: Lana, will you marry me?

[superhippie2000]

Lex: I will ask you this one last time. Lana will you marry me?
Lana: Yes
Lex: ::slips ring on Lanas finger:: (whispers) One ring to rule them all. mwhahahahah

[Mischael12]

Lana: "Lex Proposed,"

Chloe: "and?"

Lana: "I thought the diamond would've been bigger...i mean he's rich and all."

[Routh]

Clark: Do me.

Oliver: Okay.

[STFanatic]

Martha: OK, I quit the Senate, I really want to work on the farm more, all the cows have starved and Shelby ate almost all of them that were left.

[Mischael12]

Lois suspects Oliver is the green arrow. Clark wants to help protect Oliver's identity. Cue Mentos breath mint commercial theme song.

Clark dresses up like Green arrow, Lois kisses Clark.

Oliver is shaking his head, and slightly grinning.

Clark turns around and flashes a smile holding a bar of mints in his hand.

Clark: Mentos the fresh maker.

[Krypton935]

Chloe: Jimmy its over

Jimmy: But we still don't know what Lex is doing with the Egyptians!!!!

[thehenry89]

lois: clark marry me

clark: ok

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Mischael12
Lois suspects Oliver is the green arrow. Clark wants to help protect Oliver's identity. Cue Mentos breath mint commercial theme song.

Clark dresses up like Green arrow, Lois kisses Clark.

Oliver is shaking his head, and slightly grinning.

Clark turns around and flashes a smile holding a bar of mints in his hand.

Clark: Mentos the fresh maker.

^^

Pete: Hey, that's my line. Gimme that suit. OK let's do take 2.

Clark: But...

Pete: Gimme a different color suit though, I don't want people to think we're twins.

Clark: Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Lana: You're a super powered Alien, like Zod !?!?
Clark: Yes.
Lana: you saved me all those times over and over...
Clark: Yes.
Lana: and now I am marrying Lex...
Clark: its worse than you think.
Lana: ?
Clark: See this body?
It will never grow old, or flabby or out of shape, remember my "little clarkie"? he will always stay the same, but Lex..poor old Lex, will get all old and flabby with saggy B***S !
Lana: I hate you more than ever.

[STFanatic]

^
Heh heh heh

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by xrayvision
^^

Pete: Hey, that's my line. Gimme that suit. OK let's do take 2.

Clark: But...

Pete: Gimme a different color suit though, I don't want people to think we're twins.

Clark: Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

hahaha. Product-Placement Pete (and Acuvue!) to the rescue!

"WOOO!!! REMY ZERO!!!"

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by Krypton935
Chloe: Jimmy its over

Jimmy: But we still don't know what Lex is doing with the Egyptians!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Mischael12]

Chloe: Clark...are you okay.

Clark spontaneously: DAMN look at them titties!

[superhippie2000]

In the mall sitting on a bench.
Lex: you know Clark i really care about lana but i think she still cares about you.
Clark: uh huh ya. Would you look at that some kid is sitting on the escalator.
Lex: I really love lana and wish she would just marry me but she is too busy trying to impress you.
Clark: What the heck there is that damn kid on the escalator agian. Someone should really do something about it.
Lex: Clark are you paying attention im trying to explain how much i care for her.
(screams coming from a distance)
Clark: See what did i tell ya that kid got stuck in the escalator.


(meanwhile)

Lois (stareing at a picture): Im trying to see the boat in this picture everyone is talking about
oliver: oh look its a boat.
Lois: Aquaman?
Oliver: jerk!

[STFanatic]

Martha: "Oh Jonathan, Jonathan, Oh .. Oh .. Jonathan!"

Lionel: "Ummm.. Martha?"

[xrayvision]

Lana (in a bathrobe): Hey Jimmy.

<Jimmy smiles back and continues to Lex's office>

Jimmy: Hi Lex.

Lex: Whadya want now geekboy?

Jimmy: Well, I just saw Lana coming out of the bath and wanted to ask you if I could buy her bathwater.

Lex: Hmmm....that's probably the closest you'll ever get to a woman, so I'll sell it to you for $200.

Jimmy: Deal.

<Jimmy takes jars of it back home>

Jimmy: Hehehe, now I will create a woman with my chemistry set and have her all to my own. Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

<Jimmy is about to pour liquid kryptonite in the water when suddenly>

Hydrogirl: Hey, stop.

Jimmy: You materialized out of Lana Lang's bathwater? I knew she was a freak.

Hydrogirl: So are you. Get away from me you dork.

Jimmy: But I spent $200 on you.

Hydrogirl: Next time get a cheap hooker like the being from which I was created. I believe her boyfriend turnover time is pretty quick.

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Lex: You- you still love Clark?
*Lana nods*
Lex: Yeah, I'm really- *slamming a foot on the floor and clenching his jaw* FINE WITH THIS!
Lana: oh good, let me go tell Clark now.
*Lana leaves*
Lex: Yeah, and by the time you get back... I'll switch the locks on you, give your image to the police as a marajuna-dealing-pimp, and set your birth certifcate on fire. muwahaha!

[lillie_poo_pod]

*dies* This is too freakin funny

[xrayvision]

Lana: I still love Clark.

Lex: You can't love him!

Lana: Why not?

Lex: Because I love him the most!!! He's all mine!!!!! And you can't touch him. MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lana: OK Daffy, whatever floats your boat.

[PKII]

Lana looking and listening....

Linda Lake: ....farm boy is really a.....alien!

Lana: OMG!

[imafan411]

I LOVE this thread, you guys can come up with anything!...lol:rotfl: :rotfl: SO FRICKEN FUNNY!!

[thehenry89]

lois: by the way smallville i know it was you in that green arrow costume
clark: your not mad are you?
lois: nope, actually i'm really...euphoric about the whole thing
clark:really?
lois:yeah...*they kiss again*
clark: so lois how did you know it was me in that suit?
lois: you had pie filling all over you mouth and hands it was a dead give away *kisses him again*
clark: god bless mom's apple pie ;)

[Hey, Smallville!]

^^^^^ LMAO, pie being a give away that would be hilarious

[ERIC524892]

(Clark in Green Arrow outfit, saving Lois)

*shoots thug with arrow*
Clark: This is for attacking innocent people.
*shoots another thug*
Clark: This is for justice.
*shoots Jimmy*
Clark: That's for that radio crap you pulled in Static.
*shoots Jimmy again*
Clark: That's for giving Chloe syphillis.
*invisible hand pulls trigger, shoots Jimmy yet AGAIN*
J'onn: That's for eating my Oreos. Douchebag.

[xrayvision]

Chloe: Shelby, what are you doing here.

Shelby: Woof, woof.

Chloe: No Shelby, don't drink from the toilet!! Here, there is some water in the tub. Drink that. Good boy.

[meggy]

awww..there's so much Clois and Lollie....i'll take a different angle:

Lois: Ollie's a great kisser, bu he could show him a thing or two...

Lois goes off...

Clark: Want me to show you a thing or two, Chloe?

Chloe: hmmmm..I thought you showed me that already last night?...but show me again.....

[jimmyolsenblues]

i still love you.

[xrayvision]

Clark: Hmm...gotta get my own suit. A superhero's life is great. Screw Jor-El. I'm not doing this for destiny, I'm doing it for the chicks. Yeah!!

<Later>

Clark: Hey mom?

Martha: Yeah Clark. What is it?

Clark: I wanna get my own superhero suit. I don't know how I want it to look like.

Martha: Well, help yourself to some pie. I got blueberry & cherry on the table. And some lemonade too.

Clark: Mmmm...pie!!! What an assortment of colors. Red, yellow, blue. Hey, my suit can be those colors. And I could have a diamond insignia on my chest. Hmm...what to put inside the diamond?

<A few minutes later>

Clark: Eureeka, I've got it. A picture of a pie. I will be Pie Man! The girls won't be able to resist me.

<A week later>

Martha: Where's that suit I made you?

Clark: Well, I got hungry and it reminded me of pie so much that I ate it.

Martha: Clark!!!!!! No more pie for you.

Clark: Ohhhh, my pies....where will I get you now?

[thehenry89]

^:rotfl:

[lillie_poo_pod]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
(Clark in Green Arrow outfit, saving Lois)

*shoots thug with arrow*
Clark: This is for attacking innocent people.
*shoots another thug*
Clark: This is for justice.
*shoots Jimmy*
Clark: That's for that radio crap you pulled in Static.
*shoots Jimmy again*
Clark: That's for giving Chloe syphillis.
*invisible hand pulls trigger, shoots Jimmy yet AGAIN*
J'onn: That's for eating my Oreos. Douchebag.


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[jimmyolsenblues]

"Douchebag" actually made me laugh out loud har.d

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by jimmyolsenblues
"Douchebag" actually made me laugh out loud har.d
And this makes me happy. Thanks for that feedback.

[margroks]

Lana, I finally see you for what you really are: an unfaithful, manipulative witch who can't be trusted. You and Lex deserve each other.

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by superhippie2000
In the mall sitting on a bench.
Lex: you know Clark i really care about lana but i think she still cares about you.
Clark: uh huh ya. Would you look at that some kid is sitting on the escalator.
Lex: I really love lana and wish she would just marry me but she is too busy trying to impress you.
Clark: What the heck there is that damn kid on the escalator agian. Someone should really do something about it.
Lex: Clark are you paying attention im trying to explain how much i care for her.
(screams coming from a distance)
Clark: See what did i tell ya that kid got stuck in the escalator.


(meanwhile)

Lois (stareing at a picture): Im trying to see the boat in this picture everyone is talking about
oliver: oh look its a boat.
Lois: Aquaman?
Oliver: jerk!

Hahahahahaha....

[Meanwhile...]

Lana (to Lex): I'm working on this book project...

[Elsewhere...]

Chloe: Okay, here's how it's gonna go. I'll distract the Green Arrow, and you swing down from the rafters and take him out, Wolvie-berzerker-style! Snickety-snack!

Jimmy: [nods, says nothing]

[Jetta]

I would have loved to see Clark repeat the line he gave to Lex in "Rush", to Lana.

Clark to Lana: Have you ever heard of a phone? You know I'm getting sick of you always barging in here like you own the place.

AND

(Lana revisits the Doctor to get a sonogram)

Dr.: Hmm..... this doesn't look like a child....
Lana: What?
Dr.: I'm no physicist but it looks kinda like....
Lana: What?
Dr.: Kind a like a small nuclear device.
Lana: A nuc-
Bomb: BOOM
Universe: Hooray!
Devil: Haha... oh no wait! That means she's coming here! Ahhh!

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by Jetta
I would have loved to see Clark repeat the line he gave to Lex in "Rush", to Lana.

Clark to Lana: Have you ever heard of a phone? You know I'm getting sick of you always barging in here like you own the place.
Lana: Well... my doctor told me...
*flashback*
Doctor: ...you know how old computers' filenames could only be up to eight characters long? Your brain is the same way. Only it's five instead of eight. Four if it's raining out.
*flashback ends. Clark is rubbing his temples*
Clark: It's times like this that make me miss your old necklace.
Lana: Well, I can remember 9-1-1. If that helps. And most of my locker combination. I gotta go, I've got an appointment with the doctor...

(Lana revisits the Doctor to get a sonogram)

Dr.: Hmm..... this doesn't look like a child....
Lana: What?
Dr.: I'm no physicist but it looks kinda like....
Lana: What?
Dr.: Kind a like a small nuclear device.
Lana: A nuc-
Bomb: BOOM
Universe: Hooray!
Devil: Haha... oh no wait! That means she's coming here! Ahhh!
*the devil hears a whiny voice*
Lana: It's so hot down here! What is this place?
*Devil looking depressed*
Devil: This is hell. Now more than ever. And unlike two minutes ago, all the booze in the world wouldn't help ease the pain.

[Mischael12]

Lana: Yes Lex Luthor I will Marry you.

Lex: DAMMIT YOU WEREN't Supposed to say yes! This was just my way of hoping to break off the relationship.

~~~

Chloe: So Lois...what does the green arrow taste like.

Lois: Taste's a lot like pie.

[kiariclois]

erm... I wish this were in Hydro:

In the barn
Lois: what would you do if one day you realise someone close to you had a serious hero complex?
Clark: Hero complex?
Lois: Hiding his true identity from everyone he supposably cares about... you cant tell me you wouldn't find something wrong with that...
*this would be the line i wish were there*
Clark: I'm sorry Lois, I wanted to tell you but I cant...
Lois: Clark, what...
Clark: I dont want you to see me any different from the others...
Lois: Huh? what are you babbling about?
Clark: Huh? who exactly are we talking about?


Yeah... That was the quotes... ehe.. pretty stupid but I wish for it... ehe

[aqgalaxy]

Chloe: You got to tell me... what was it like kissing the Green Arrow

Lois: Lets just say it ended with my mouth tasting minty...

Chloe *smiles and thinks* <Oh I got you now Clark> : No kidding...

[Soline Yayire]

Lana: Yes Lex Luthor I will Marry you.

Lex: Naw, I've lost interest in you now. I want you out of my mansion by tomorrow.

Later

Lana: Clark, Lex dumped me *whine* *cry*

Clark: 'Bout time. I gotta go, but if you need me I'll be at the mansion. Lex proposed.

Lana: What??!!

Clark: Yeah, now you know what I felt like. Later Beyotch!

[Davlok]

Clark: Ready?
Lex: Ok
Clark: 1...2....3..... go

Lex: Damnit, why do I keep picking rock... best two out of three?
Clark: Too bad Lex, I get to pick this time!

Lana: I love you both!

[Jetta]

After hearing Clark tell Lex that it must be killing him that Lana's hesitating, I realized that a similar line should have been used between Chloe and Lana.

Chloe to Lana: It must be killing you inside that Clark trusts me and not you.

Ahhhh, but she's too nice to say this. Where that Rush parasite when you need it?

[Ginx]

Originally posted by Jetta
I would have loved to see Clark repeat the line he gave to Lex in "Rush", to Lana.

Clark to Lana: Have you ever heard of a phone? You know I'm getting sick of you always barging in here like you own the place.



LMAO - :D

[neildingley]

Lois "But that green arrow, he could teach Ollie a thing or two"

Lois does double take on Clark

Lois "Ok farm boy what’s with the Goofy grin"

//===========================================//

Clark to Oliver.

Clark "Apparently Lois knew the green arrow wasn't you from the moment she kissed me"

Oliver "Well just remember to never kiss Lois as Clark, she might be able to recognise you from a kiss"

Clark "Hay, this is Lois were talking about, that won't be a problem, the reason I took off was so I could get some industrial strength mouth wash" mock shivers with horror at the memory.

Oliver "Hay, are you insulting my girlfriend!"

[Ginx]

Originally posted by Mischael12
Lana: Yes Lex Luthor I will Marry you.

Lex: DAMMIT YOU WEREN't Supposed to say yes! This was just my way of hoping to break off the relationship.

~~~

Chloe: So Lois...what does the green arrow taste like.

Lois: Taste's a lot like pie.

LOL - :rotfl:

[last man of krypton]

Chloe: Do you honestly think I would betray you like that?
Lana: What other reason is there?
Chloe: I'm not sure, but the Lana Lang I know would at least give me the chance to find one.
Lana: Really? I want to know what Lana Lang you know that would make you think that.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Jetta
Devil: Haha... oh no wait! That means she's coming here! Ahhh!

Oh man, that was just friggin hilarious.

[last man of krypton]

Chloe: It wasn't your fault you killed Linda, Lana.
Lana: That part I'm pretty clear on.
Chloe: .... I was just being nice; it was totally your fault, what with you driving far too fast. How many people have you hit with your car, including the bus of schoolchildren that Clark had to turn back time for?

[xrayvision]

<Clark is eating his popcorn>

Lois: Later Clark & Ollie. I'll be back with the drinks.

<After the kiss scene>

Lois: Why does your breath smell popcorny?

Clark as GA: No hablo ingles. Yo quiero pastel de manzana.

<later>

Chloe: How was the Green Arrow?

Lois: Well, he's Spanish. And his breath tasted popcorny.

Chloe: Did Ollie have any popcorn during movie night?

Lois: No Clark had some. By the way, what's pastel de manzana?

Chloe (checking her Spanish dictionary): Hmmm.....it's apple pie.

Lois: So he loves apple pie? I have no clue who he is.

Chloe: Hey, it must be my friend Carlos.

Lois: The guy you took to last year's Halloween party when that vampire Lana bit you?

Chloe: Yeah.

Lois: Well, he's mine now.

[svsabbiesv]

hahaha great stuff guys! im cracking up..

*cut to scene between clark n lex in the mansion

CLARK: it must be killing you that she is hestitating
LEX: i pretty much know the answer since she is carrying my child
CLARK: wow..well damn then it must kill you that she loves me a whole lot more then she loves your ass, but i guess she'll have too now
*clark leaves
*lex sweeps everything off his desk knowing CLARK is right

[darkraya]

im just so pissed. i live in canada i i have to wait 2 weeks for the hydro episode to air. aaww!!

[last man of krypton]

Chloe: I would never do anything to hurt you.
Lana: That's what Clark always says.
Chloe: Yeah? Has Lex ever said it to you?
Lana: ....Yeah.
Chloe: So why does he get the benefit of the doubt?
Lana: Err... behind you! A story! <runs off>

[Nospam]

[Clark and Lana are having an intense conversation in the loft]

Lana: Clark, why can't you just tell me the secret? How is that you keep the barn loft so Pine Fresh™?

Clark: [holding Pine Fresh™ scent Sludge can to camera] Busted! It's Pine Fresh™ Sludge® with active order ingredients that scrub the air clean, leaving the fresh smell of a Northern pine forest!

Lana: Is that why there is squirrel sh!t everywhere?

Clark: Yes, the active ingredient in Sludge® attracts all manner of woodland creatures; the scent is that effective! Look at this graph.

[Clark holds graph to camera demonstrating the effectiveness of Pine Fresh™ Sludge®]

Clark: Sludge® is more than ten times as effective in attracting woodland creatures as the leading competitor. That means more Pine Fresh™ scent and more squirrel sh!t!

Lana; Amazing!

[Voice over]: Pine Fresh™ scent Sludge® is available at fine supermarkets near you.

Originally posted by darkraya
im just so pissed. i live in canada i i have to wait 2 weeks for the hydro episode to air. aaww!!

Uh, no. Hydro was on the CW last night in Canada if you subscribe and is also available on the Space Channel. They air new episodes on the Sunday following the Thursday CW premier and repeat the episode again twice on Monday. It also plays on Access, an Alberta channel available to all satellite subscribers, on Tuesday following the Thursday premiere.

Why are you waiting two weeks to watch it?

[ERIC524892]

I posted the first two a little earlier, but now they're a bit modified:

(Clark in Green Arrow outfit, saving Lois)
*shoots thug with arrow*
Clark: This is for attacking innocent people.
*shoots another thug*
Clark: This is for justice.
*shoots Jimmy*
Clark: That's for that radio crap you pulled in Static.
*shoots Jimmy again*
Clark: That's for giving Chloe syphillis.
*invisible hand pulls trigger, shoots Jimmy yet again*
J'onn: That's for eating my Oreos. Douchebag.
*now-visible hand pulls trigger AGAIN*
J'onn: Okay. That one was an accident.

Originally posted by Jetta
I would have loved to see Clark repeat the line he gave to Lex in "Rush", to Lana.

Clark to Lana: Have you ever heard of a phone? You know I'm getting sick of you always barging in here like you own the place.
Lana: Well... my doctor told me...
*flashback*
Doctor: ...you know how old computers' filenames could only be up to eight characters long? Your brain is the same way. Only it's five instead of eight. Four if it's raining out.
*flashback ends. Clark is rubbing his temples*
Clark: It's times like this that make me miss your old necklace.
Lana: Well, I can remember 9-1-1. If that helps. And most of my locker combination. I gotta go, I've got an appointment with the doctor...

(Lana revisits the Doctor to get a sonogram)

Dr.: Hmm..... this doesn't look like a child....
Lana: What?
Dr.: I'm no physicist but it looks kinda like....
Lana: What?
Dr.: Kind a like a small nuclear device.
Lana: A nuc-
Bomb: BOOM
Universe: Hooray!
Devil: Haha... oh no wait! That means she's coming here! Ahhh!
*the devil hears a whiny voice*
Lana: It's so hot down here! What is this place?
*Devil looking depressed*
Devil: This is hell. Now more than ever. And unlike two minutes ago, all the booze in the world wouldn't help ease the pain. I'd fear being dethroned if you weren't stupid.


Chloe: I would never do anything to hurt you.
Lana: That's what Clark always says.
Chloe: Okay. You know what? Suppose I have this... "magic crystal"... that will allow you to undo all of Clark's actions which have had any significant impact on your life. Just Clark's. In fact, (pulls out crystal), here it is! Just think about Clark really hard.
*hands "crystal" to Lana. She closes her eyes and thinks really hard*
Lana: Ow!
*Lana's nose starts to bleed*
Chloe: Well, as hard as you can. Damnit, your brain barely functioned as it is. We don't need it flying out your nostril. Like most of it did with your head-bobbing.
Lana: Hey! It didn't work!
Chloe: First of all, it's just a warped case for an SNES cartridge. In fact, it says NINTENDO on it still. SECOND of all, if it did work, you would have been electrocuted at that dance in the beginning of our freshman year. Or be Greg the Bugboy's mate. Or you'd suffocate inside a coffin. Shall I go on? Lana? Son of a...
*Lana tries again to think "Clark" while squeezing the "crystal"*
Chloe: Are you sure your parents didn't dive under that meteor?

Clark: It must be killing you that she is hestitating.
Lex: The way I see it, I win either way. I either get to keep Lana around as eye-candy... or I don't keep her around. It's a double-edged sword really. Though if she says yes, I may "need" to drive into the lake again. And if I do, leave me there.

Now for a "serious" one:

Clark: It must be killing you that she is hestitating.
Lex: I pretty much know the answer- since she is carrying my child.
Clark: You sure it's yours? Or could it be Zod's?

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Chloe: Do you honestly think I would betray you like that?
Lana: What other reason is there?
Chloe: I'm not sure, but the Lana Lang I know would at least give me the chance to find one.
Lana: Really? I want to know what Lana Lang you know that would make you think that.
LMAO! No kidding!

[smallvillerocks45]

Lana: You know what Clark?
Clark: What?
Lana: I'm sorry. I know I've been really rude to you lately.
Clark: Well thanks. I appreciate that....and I'm sorry too. I probably could have come up with a better way to break up with you.
Lana: Why'd you do it?
Clark: Because you trusted Lex more than you trusted me.
Lana: ...but you have secrets.
Clark: I don't get it. You keep secrets all the time, and no one ever calls you on it. I just have one private thing in my life and I'm this horrible person for not wanting to share. We're not even dating anymore, why are you here? Are you telling me that if I indulged your curiosities you'd want me to help raise the baby?
Lana: Baby? You know...?
Clark: Lex told me, but that was supposed to be a secret, wasn't it?

[PKII]

Originally posted by darkraya
im just so pissed. i live in canada i i have to wait 2 weeks for the hydro episode to air. aaww!! :(

Lana: ....trust me...

*later that afternoon*

Lana: Lex, he won't tell me but Chloe knows <evil grin>

[bobsuncorp]

Clark: Hey Lana do you want to have a long and boring conversation in my loft later?

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Lex: HAHAHA Now the world will tremble beneath my feet as I hold it to ransom with my death ray!
Clark: This sounds like a job for....

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by last man of krypton
Chloe: I would never do anything to hurt you.
Lana: That's what Clark always says.
Chloe: Yeah? Has Lex ever said it to you?
Lana: ....Yeah.
Chloe: So why does he get the benefit of the doubt?
Lana: Err... behind you! A story! <runs off>
*Lana turns around and runs right into a wall. Lana falls over*
Chloe: Damnit.

[PKII]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
*Lana turns around and runs right into a wall. Lana falls over*
Chloe: Damnit. :rotfl:

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by PKII
:rotfl:
Extended version:
Originally posted by last man of krypton
Chloe: I would never do anything to hurt you.
Lana: That's what Clark always says.
Chloe: Yeah? Has Lex ever said it to you?
Lana: ....Yeah.
Chloe: So why does he get the benefit of the doubt?
Lana: Err... behind you! A story! <runs off>
*Lana turns around and runs right into a wall. Lana falls over*
Chloe: Damnit. Did you forget to look before you ran?
Lana: No. Like you said before, I looked before running. I saw it.
Chloe: ...and?
Lana: I ran right into it.