What were Lois and Oliver doing during these happenings? [Archive]

TheEradicator6

11-16-2006, 08:37 PM

they were having sex of course... that's what all ships do when the cameras go off

but seriously,

the point is that it doesn't matter and that lois and ollie are doing something just not something worth showing right now. they'll most likely allude to it later to confuse us though

FULLMETALMARTA

11-16-2006, 08:39 PM

Go Lois Go.
I know she says it's about time!

chloefan5

11-16-2006, 08:40 PM

alright, biaaly, i am not against lois and oliver, i am for smallville continuality, and chloe lives with lois, she could at least have been mentioned. as for MamaKent and shelby...

heatvision=CK+CS

11-16-2006, 08:40 PM

I rather have sceen Chloe and Lois rather than Chloe and Jimmy....I missed Oliver in this one, and Lois, I missed her too:(, I miss the lighter side of things...And the less Jimmy side of things, am I the only one who still dosnt like the guy!:eek: I'm starting to feel along on this one:\

But, I really dont know what Lois and Oliver were doing............................................. ........
....................................:p............ ...............I have an idea maybe...........................They just wanted some alone time, I mean, the didnt get to finish their date last episode, so um, well, they are probly doing what they were about to do befor she couldnt find him, and he was gone then whent on a drug spree, but also after the thanksgiving dinner, but hey, I dont know, they could be finger painting and watching Veronica Mars....because well, thats just fun to do, AND Veronica Mars is pretty flippin awesome

Horry for what gos on outside of smallville!!!!:eek: Boo for the stuff I'm stuck with watching:(

chloefan5

11-16-2006, 08:43 PM

i bet MamaKent could go for a VM marathon... the only time the phrase "DVD" has ever been spoken on this 21st century, sci-fi show, was by her, during Sneeze. thats ironic

FULLMETALMARTA

11-16-2006, 08:56 PM

Horry for what gos on outside of smallville!!!! Boo for the stuff I'm stuck with watching

I totally agree. I missed lois and sassyness!

LovelyLoisLane

11-16-2006, 08:58 PM

They were playing Guitar Hero II at Ollie's place. Not only did he lose to a dude with a cast but he lost to a chic too!

Women and video games . . .oh yes :)

chloefan5

11-16-2006, 08:59 PM

clark's un-superpowered mom probably does more farmwork than him, and thats just wrong

TheEradicator6

11-16-2006, 09:02 PM

to tell you the truth, this ep was so PACKED with things as it was (albeit Lexana nontheless), so adding in Oliver, Lois, Martha, and Shelby (aka the dog I hope they feed occassionally- where does he go?) would've been a waste of actors, resources, and MONEY. that last one... it's uh, important to most of the people you see listed right after the intro sequence...

Deana

11-16-2006, 09:09 PM

They were somewhere laughing at me because I thought Martian Manhunter would have a bigger role than this.

I feel cheated...

LovelyLoisLane

11-16-2006, 09:14 PM

I realised how stupid this episode was when Clark spent half his screen time staring intently at an Oreo Cookie. It was nice shout out but this episode was just . . .off. Clark was barely in it and when he was he wasn't really doing much of anything that made him progress except when he finally decided to go out in the world and do something instead of just concentrating on those in his general vicinity and how he did that without Chloe showing him how to go potty and tie his shoes. Way to go . . .Superman :)

To make a long story short . . .thank goodness Lolliepop wasn't in this episode, it would've been a pointless scene anyway. Better to save those two love birds for a better episode . . . but I still say they were playing video games.

gj430

11-16-2006, 09:34 PM

doin it

Farm_Girl

11-16-2006, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by biaaly
If this turns into another negative Lois thread, then I tell the MODS to close it since she wasn't in this episode and there is nothing to say about her in this episode thread.

Absolutely true, I am with you biaaly.

I think Lois was with Martha performing some COS duties for her and Ollie was bringing her dinner.

And Shelby sat right there near her feet, making her allergic.

Oh, I missed Lois Lane!!:(

ginnyfan

11-16-2006, 10:28 PM

I voted teatime with Martha...

But visions of yachts, hot tubs, champagne and strawberries danced through my head. LOL! Is it the wrong time of year to ride around in a yacht?

Honestly Oliver's running his business by day, fighting crime by night and squeezing in time for Lois on the weekends. Lois is running around with Martha as her chief of staff (if she still is her CoS), looking for her next story, and squeezing in time for Oliver on the weekends.

That's my guess.

webmigit

11-16-2006, 10:30 PM

Maybe next episode will mention how green arrow held up the local gamestop demanding a ps2.

Originally posted by LovelyLoisLane
They were playing Guitar Hero II at Ollie's place. Not only did he lose to a dude with a cast but he lost to a chic too!

Women and video games . . .oh yes :)

No seriously, what were they doing? They weren't getting paid for the episode so they wouldn't come out of stan's closet because John Travolta and Tom Cruise are back in there, not getting paid for smallville either.

Wouldn't that kind have been a cool reflection on modern times? Ollie having a ps3 or Wii early (wow that is such a stupid name) and talking about how he bought it off ebay for $53,000 or something.

The best article ever spoofed the unvailing of the Nintendo Revolution (the original name for the Wii) in which Game Informer had painted the old style PS2 purple. That rocked a lot.

Farm_Girl

11-16-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by ginnyfan Honestly Oliver's running his business by day, fighting crime by night and squeezing in time for Lois on the weekends. Lois is running around with Martha as her chief of staff (if she still is her CoS), looking for her next story, and squeezing in time for Oliver on the weekends.

Right!:D

But that makes me think, Lois is having two careers at the same time, Oliver is running a whole business empire, um... when is Clark Kent going to enter his career, i.e., journalism. Honestly, I am getting more and more eager to see him as a full fledged journalist..

xrayvision

11-16-2006, 10:46 PM

Who gives a crap where they were? Not me. Had they been in it, I would have been convinced that Tom Welling does have super speed, as I wouldn't have seen him once in this episode.

Shadowlord367

11-16-2006, 11:07 PM

Ollie was probably at a meeting for Queen Industries and Lois was probably working on a paper.

Some episodes are Climmy centric like Fallout and Static, others are Lollie, like Rage, Reunion and Arrow.

ginnyfan

11-16-2006, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by Farm_Girl
Right!:D

But that makes me think, Lois is having two careers at the same time, Oliver is running a whole business empire, um... when is Clark Kent going to enter his career, i.e., journalism. Honestly, I am getting more and more eager to see him as a full fledged journalist..

Me too! Maybe a little rift with Chloe will do the trick.

Originally posted by xrayvision
Who gives a crap where they were? Not me. Had they been in it, I would have been convinced that Tom Welling does have super speed, as I wouldn't have seen him once in this episode.

I agree that there was no room for Lois and Oliver. They didn't belong in this episode. There was barely any Clark in the episode as it was.

Farm_Girl

11-16-2006, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by ginnyfan
Me too! Maybe a little rift with Chloe will do the trick.

I wouldn't like it though, but I can see that coming.

I mean, I wouldn't want rift with anyone to be Clark's reason for becoming a reporter. He has relied too much on Chloe in the past, I wouldn't want this major development to be attributed to his fight with Chloe.

I agree that there was no room for Lois and Oliver. They didn't belong in this episode. There was barely any Clark in the episode as it was.

True.

ginnyfan

11-16-2006, 11:31 PM

^You're right. But maybe being forced to do it for this reason will make him remember how much he likes it. (See end of Season 1 or was it 2 - he tells Lana he's thinking about being a Jornalist when he grows up). Or maybe a barn door will hit him. *giggle*

Farm_Girl

11-16-2006, 11:39 PM

:lol: Yeah, but atleast he'll use his own brain while thinking about the barndoor, and that is what I want.

ginnyfan

11-16-2006, 11:43 PM

^True. :)

xrayvision

11-16-2006, 11:45 PM

Ollie was challenging Sam from Supernatural to a game of Playstation 2 and got his ass beat by the 1-armed Sammy Bandit.

SteveS

11-17-2006, 12:37 AM

According to the tally, it appears that a majority of voters don't care what Oliver and lois were doing.

1.21 gigawatts

11-17-2006, 12:39 AM

I picked doggyst... err, I mean dogsitting Shelby.

xrayvision

11-17-2006, 12:39 AM

What scares me is that it's not unanimous. Why the big deal of what 2 useless characters do off screen? I don't really care what Lex or Clark do offscreen, let alone those 2.

fresh prince

11-17-2006, 01:37 AM

making a baby of there own lol no I vote babysitting for that poor dog shelby who gets no love in this season

Katarite

11-17-2006, 03:12 AM

I voted for Shelby, but I think they were really playing the PS3 after a long hard day of working, which Lois was camping out in front of Best Buy for in "Fallout" (since Rage was Thankgsgiving, and the PS3 comes out today, which is about a week before Thanksgiving) under the guise that she was writing a story, while she was really working on a gameplan for Martha's week that would allow her freetime to play that PS3 she was about to buy :-P.

ginnyfan

11-17-2006, 09:21 AM

^I like that idea Katarite. Oliver got a PS3 early through his inside connections. And as we saw in "Fade" and another episode at the DP with Chloe, Lois loves video games. :)

thehenry89

11-17-2006, 04:09 PM

they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

InLove_with_Chloe

11-17-2006, 04:10 PM

gettin' jiggy with it, I hope...

MetroGirl06

11-17-2006, 04:15 PM

Sharing needles! LOL, JK! Probably feeding each other leftover thanksgiving pie or something......... ;)

RedKalEL

11-17-2006, 04:47 PM

they already knew it was going to bad and didn't bother to be in it.

Nightingale20

11-17-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

:lol:

Luthorism

11-18-2006, 04:56 AM

Teatime with MamaKent in Olivers loft
I loved this sentence. :lol: :lol:

ShelbyKent

11-18-2006, 05:02 AM

I voted teatime with Mama Kent in Ollie's loft. They are discussing Ollie's support for Mama Kents political program..........

Farm_Girl

11-18-2006, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

:rotfl:

Hahhaaa so right..

Clark could've easily joined them too...;)

biaaly

11-18-2006, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

ROTF! That was highlarious. I know thats what I was thinking watching this ep with the 5 min screen time of Clark lol

lastdaughterofkrypton

11-18-2006, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by TheEradicator6
they were having sex of course... that's what all ships do when the cameras go off

Indeed, why nobody put it on the poll? :confused:
I would had though that everybody by now should had now that rule: all ships have sex offscreen that is the only way we can make it trhough this cheating show fanwanking sex for our favorites ships :D...So my guess is that they retook what was interrupted in Ollie's tower ;)

eas

11-18-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

:lol:

That's fantastic.

LoisL

11-18-2006, 07:22 PM

I voted for the tea time thing with Mama Kent because it was funny. ;) It also seemed like a cosy and pleasant thing to do, in contrast to the gore and Lexana drama of Static.
Missed all three of those characters in this epi, even the officially present Clark.

Farm_Girl

11-19-2006, 12:41 AM

^^ I think TW's name should've been removed from the credits for this episode and they should've listed him as a special guest star.

Spirit Detective

11-19-2006, 07:23 PM

They were having Lollie sex !

or Lex payed them off to obain more screen time.

lastdaughterofkrypton

11-19-2006, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by Spirit Detective
or Lex payed them off to obain more screen time.

Well that will explain why Ollie has such a screen time he paid them as well...poor Clark being a poor farmer can't pay the writers to be in his own show :(

ShelbyKent

11-19-2006, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by lastdaughterofkrypton
Well that will explain why Ollie has such a screen time he paid them as well...poor Clark being a poor farmer can't pay the writers to be in his own show :(

Clark could've paid the writers with diamonds made from crushed coal............... maybe the farm ran out of coal lol!

ERIC524892

11-20-2006, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"

:lol:

I don't think they were sitting. When people get angry, then tend to be on their feet, often stomping.

Afterwords, Ollie probably tried to take himself out with his own arrow.

Luthorism

11-20-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by thehenry89
they were sitting at home watching this episode and saying "WTF?"
hahahahaha :lol: :lol: ..this is hilarious!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

margroks

11-20-2006, 11:58 AM

I never miss Lois and Ollie, while bearable, means he'll drag Lois along so all in all, any ep with no Lois is a good one and always flows better, IMO. However, since they presist in having this awful excuse for Lois on the show, then they should have someone speak a throwaway line to indicate where she is. She had to stay in Topeka or something.