Quotes you "wish" were in this episode

[PKII]

Lana: Clark. I am leaving Smallville.

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

MM : I could really go for some oreo's right about now.

Clark: you should try them with a nice cold glass of milk.

* offers glass of milk*

MM: this is good, I'm gonna like you.

* puts arm around Clark*

Clark: Ok there bigfella, take it easy now.

[PKII]

Lex: Lana do you mind if I invite Clark to the wedding?

[STFanatic]

Martha: "What, Jonathan was in the witness protection program, he ISN'T dead?", "Excuse me, I need to make a phone call."

:p

[c121hains]

Jor-El: I'm GAY! You were adopted! :(

or..

JOR-EL: I was Zod in a previous incarnation

[PKII]

Lana: Lex, Do you know Clarks secret?

[Krypton935]

Shelby: Woof!
OR
Clark: I miss Shelby!

[RedKalEL]

Lana: Lex i'm pregent

Lex: Grrrrreat(sarcastic tone)

[chloefan5]

lana: clark is SO throwing my bachelorette party

[lilkoolmaria]

Lana: Lex, you knocked me up.

[superhippie2000]

Shleby: rooby rooby roo.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Clark: so you are Bruce Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: No, I'm Batman.

[PKII]

Lex: Will you marry me?

Lana: Are you kidding? Look at that diamond. Hell yeah!

[smallvilleobsessor17]

heehee umm...

Lana: Clark, I'm still in love with you. Can we run away from Smallville and start our life together?

Clark: Oh course! I've been waiting for you to say that!

Lex: Now that the only woman I've ever really loved has abandoned me, I guess that means I can kill myself!!!!

[thehenry89]

clark: is it just me or am i being phased out this season in favor of cheap celebrity gimicks

chloe to jimmy during his radio frequency speech: now that was a lighswitch

lionel: man i miss martha's apple pie ;)

[MBCorp]

Lana: Blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Lex: blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Clark: Wait a second! What are you two doing? I'M supposed to be the main character on this show! It's supposed to be about ME! And you know what? I've just suddenly remembered how to fly! *Clark picks up both Lex and Lana and flies away to a small deserted island right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Deposits them both on the island and flies back to Smallville*

Clark: Now that I've got rid of those two, I can finally get down to business fighting bad guys....

[Rhoda123]

Clark: Chloe, I love you but I've got to start my training.. will ya give me some for the road? :)

Chloe: Bring it on alien man.. bring it on..

[myankskent]

Originally posted by MBCorp
Lana: Blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Lex: blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Clark: Wait a second! What are you two doing? I'M supposed to be the main character on this show! It's supposed to be about ME! And you know what? I've just suddenly remembered how to fly! *Clark picks up both Lex and Lana and flies away to a small deserted island right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Deposits them both on the island and flies back to Smallville*

Clark: Now that I've got rid of those two, I can finally get down to business fighting bad guys....

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

We could only hope.

[JLA]

Clark: I'm tired of getting my ass kicked. I'm going to actually use all of my powers to beat these zoners from now on.

[MetroGirl06]

Clark: I'm such a dumbass! GOSH!

[ERIC524892]

Lex: Lana, will you marry me?
Lana: Yes, Lex!
Lex: Damnit. I knew it.

Lana: Lex, I'm pregnant.
Lex: Oh man, what a relief, I thought you were getting fat.

to Clark and Chloe during the loft scene:
J'onn: You can do it! (Waterboy)

(after stopping Chloe from hacking into LuthorCorp computers)
Lionel: Stay away from my pornography.

[Nospam]

Chloe: Go f**k yourself Clark. I am not doing your s**t anymore. Jimmy. Back of the Yaris, NOW!

Originally posted by ERIC524892
(after stopping Chloe from hacking into LuthorCorp computers)
Lionel: Stay away from my pornography.

Chloe: But it's just a bunch of pictures of goats.

Lionel: Oh, right. I meant vacation pictures.

[svsabbiesv]

well my dream was this..
lex:well then i have something to show you
walks lana to the locked up room with all the stuff of Clark and the car and everything else we saw season 2
lana:speachless
lex:now do you know why Clark kept secrets from you and why I have a fasication on freaks

Originally posted by MBCorp
Lana: Blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Lex: blah blah blah love you blah blah blah

Clark: Wait a second! What are you two doing? I'M supposed to be the main character on this show! It's supposed to be about ME! And you know what? I've just suddenly remembered how to fly! *Clark picks up both Lex and Lana and flies away to a small deserted island right in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Deposits them both on the island and flies back to Smallville*

Clark: Now that I've got rid of those two, I can finally get down to business fighting bad guys....

and yes y oh y was this episode not about clark..hahaha change the show from Smallville to LexandLana show

[thehenry89]

johnathan: *rolling over in his grave*

[STFanatic]

"The L. C. : Smallville" (Lowell County)

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Clark:'Chloe, forget about this Jimmy guy. Kiss me, now!!!'
:rolleyes:

[STFanatic]

Originally posted by thehenry89
johnathan: *rolling over in his grave*

Over this?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/Startrekfanatic/MLkiss.gif

:p

[rticku]

In the loft when chloe is being a snoop, sticking her nose where it doesn't belong clark should have said:

"Get the F*** out of my face before I break your F'ing neck B****"

Sorry for the profanity, but i've been sick of chloe since day one, wiggling her rotten nose around in other people's business.

[crzyeyez1345]

Clark: Look! I found a cookie!
MM: Dang it Clark! THATS MY OREO!

[Jedi Master Kal]

Jimmy: They grow big in kansas

Clark: I know' i have a 10 inch.

[Farm_Girl]

Clark: I miss Lois!

[Soline Yayire]

Lex: Lana, why are you wearing perfect make up when you are going to bed???

Lana: ummm.....

[xrayvision]

The ones here:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2608921#post2608921

Lex: Hey Lana, I told you...no eating in bed.

Lana: But Lex...

Lex: I've had enough of your Oreo cookie crumbs in bed.

Lana: Don't you have anything nice to say?

Lex: Yes, your eyes...they glisten.

Lana: Like glass or diamonds?

Lex: No, like light bulbs.

MM: Surprise b--ch!

[Billy Jor-El]

Chloe: Clark, I'm do sick of your whining and the bad writing, I'm changing my name to Gabrielle. Where's that Xena broad, I need some warrior lovin' RIGHT NOW!

[last man of krypton]

Clark: I saw someone who could do things I could only dream of.
Chloe: What did they do?
Clark: His eyes glowed and he flew.
<Chloe puts on a Kryptonite ring and slaps him>
Chloe: Idiot, you can do that.

[Farm_Girl]

Originally posted by Billy Jor-El
Chloe: Clark, I'm do sick of your whining and the bad writing, I'm changing my name to Gabrielle. Where's that Xena broad, I need some warrior lovin' RIGHT NOW!

Chabrielle :lol:

[superman's my hero]

Lex: Lana I can't believe you're pregnant. It's over.

[ERIC524892]

Lana: Lex, I'm pregnant.

Lex: Well... crap. This is wonderful. As if you weren't emotionally unstable enough. Damn you, Clark. Why'd you have to pull me from the car wreck?
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Lana: Clark, I'm pregnant.
Clark: And? I'm dealing with someone who eats [BEEP]ing bone [BEEP] marrow. And he's stronger than me. Why you get more screen time than me in this episode, I'll never know.
Lana: Lex is the father.
Clark: Nice one, Lana. A Luthor with abandonment issues is all we [BEEP]ing need. [BEEP]! Excuse me, I need to find the monster.
Lana: To stop him?
Clark: Nope.

[thehenry89]

pete: i leave for three years and the town has gone to hell...:rolleyes:

[Rhoda123]

Originally posted by InLove_with_Chloe
Clark:'Chloe, forget about this Jimmy guy. Kiss me, now!!!'
:rolleyes:

I like this one!!! :)

[fresh prince]

lex I knew I should of used a condom

[Wildfire]

Chole watching MM devouring oreo's

Clark: He still wont tell me his name? In fact all he's been able to do is eat oreo's sice I got him here.

Chole How did you get him here?

Clark: Trail of oreos.

Watches MM finis off another cookie while going for another...

Chole: Well if he dosen't tell you his name we can alwys call him cookie monster!

[jimmyolsenblues]

Clark: "How do you eat your oreo?"
MM: "I separate the cookie and eat the white stuff first".
Clark: "Want to kill lexana for me?"

[svsabbiesv]

Originally posted by ERIC524892
Lana: Lex, I'm pregnant.

Lex: Well... crap. This is wonderful. As if you weren't emotionally unstable enough. Damn you, Clark. Why'd you have to pull me from the car wreck?
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Lana: Clark, I'm pregnant.
Clark: And? I'm dealing with someone who eats [BEEP]ing bone [BEEP] marrow. And he's stronger than me. Why you get more screen time than me in this episode, I'll never know.
Lana: Lex is the father.
Clark: Nice one, Lana. A Luthor with abandonment issues is all we [BEEP]ing need. [BEEP]! Excuse me, I need to find the monster.
Lana: To stop him?
Clark: Nope.

omg I can't stop laughing :rotfl: hahahaha I could see Clark saying that...haha and the lex part lol hahahahaha emotionally unstable I <3 this!
thanks:lol: for the good laugh

[ERIC524892]

Lana: Several times recently, I would pass out for no reason.
Doctor: *starts laughing at her*
Lana: Doctor?
Doctor: I'm sorry, the visual is hillarious.
*Lana passes out*
Doctor: Bwahahahahaha!

Originally posted by svsabbiesv
omg I can't stop laughing :rotfl: hahahaha I could see Clark saying that...haha and the lex part lol hahahahaha emotionally unstable I <3 this!
thanks:lol: for the good laugh
:) anytime.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by fresh prince
lex I knew I should of used a condom

Lionel: I said the same thing to your mother Lex.

[ERIC524892]

Jimmy: If I can find their frequency, I can get them back.
*Chloe slaps him*
Chloe: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And I used to live with Lana frickin' Lang. You take pictures, you're not about to make technological advances on a whim.
*Chloe slaps him again*
Jimmy: What was that for?
Chloe: That was for letting your brother abuse those powers he got a few years back.

[xrayvision]

<Lana gets possessed by Zod>

Lex: Will you marry me?

Lanzod: Kneel before Zod.

Lex (kneeling): Will you marry me?

Lanzod: You will give me an heir.

Lex: The heck with getting married. Why buy the cow when I can get the milk for free. Let's go. I wanna introduce you to a fellow I call Cuestick.

Lanzod: You misunderstand you primitive. It is you who will be giving me a child.

Lex: That's not physically possible.

Lanzod (smirking): Oh there are ways to do that. We Kryptonians are much more advanced.

Lex: HHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[Spirit Detective]

Lex: Will you marry me

Lana: No, this relationship is a sham. Lex, a stalker named Gough followed me and coerced me into this relationship. He said that if I had sex with you, he would tell me where he has been hiding Henry Small all these years.

[ERIC524892]

Originally posted by Spirit Detective
Lex: Will you marry me

Lana: No, this relationship is a sham. Lex, a stalker named Gough followed me and coerced me into this relationship. He said that if I had sex with you, he would tell me where he has been hiding Henry Small all these years.

Lex: Lana, Henry Small hid himself.

Lana: Why would he do that...?

Lex: Why wouldn't he?

[ERIC524892]

Clark: Your hand left a burn mark in his back.
MM: Yes, it did.
Clark: You have so many different abilities. Your weakness is fire. Of all the ways you could have beaten him, you chose the one way you *couldn't.* I'm astonished. I am.
*MM's fingertip starts to glow*
MM: Phone home.
Chloe: What's he doing?
Clark: I... I don't know.

I'm really tired, this is probably gonna seem stupid to me later, lol.

[svsabbiesv]

oh my god i love these ones~ its hilarious..i can't believe how every single conversation can be heard to in my head lol
haha ive been watchin smallville way too long lol

[iced1]

Chole: Jimmy do you see anything wierd here on level 33.1?

Jimmy: No but i have a feeling that the fleet of Semi's full of freaks outside could have something to do with the Egyptian hieroglyphics ..

Lana: HEY WE NEED TO STUDY THOSE EGYPTIAN MARKINGS SO WE CAN PROTECT OURSELFS, cus i really dont think i can take an other hit to my head.

[emily feist]

Clark picks up oreos, and turns to Chloe, "Chloe have you been eating in the loft again. You know this ain't no maid service."

[smallvillerocks45]

Lana: Lex, I don't know what I'd do without you...I mean, I did pretty well when I was with Whitney...but then he got boring. I was fine when I was with Clark, but he lied too much. Then I found Jason, and hey, this kid would've been his if he hadn't "loved" me so much. Then, you know, I went back to Clark, and I knew 'no one could make me happier', but I just didn't like the idea of being dumped by a zombie...so now I'm with you. Lex, I am telling you, I HATE it when someone dumps me - don't you know I have to do the dumping. You come back to me...I know you lie just as much as everyone else, but at least you tell the truth about it, three weeks after you've already lied...Oh Lex, I need you...I don't want to have this baby all on my own - even though I kinda sorta didn't want to tell you about it two hours ago...Lex...are you listening...I said I want you to come back!

Lex: Lana, I'm right here.

Lana: What took you so long?

Lex: Sorry Lana, cheese burgers don't grow on trees. Geeze...Wait, you're not going to tell me that you don't want it anymore...I waited in line for this...Lex Luthor NEVER waits in lines!

[superman's my hero]

Originally posted by xrayvision
<Lana gets possessed by Zod>

Lex: Will you marry me?

Lanzod: Kneel before Zod.

Lex (kneeling): Will you marry me?

Lanzod: You will give me an heir.

Lex: The heck with getting married. Why buy the cow when I can get the milk for free. Let's go. I wanna introduce you to a fellow I call Cuestick.

Lanzod: You misunderstand you primitive. It is you who will be giving me a child.

Lex: That's not physically possible.

Lanzod (smirking): Oh there are ways to do that. We Kryptonians are much more advanced.

Lex: HHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

Lex: Will you marry me

Lana: No, this relationship is a sham. Lex, a stalker named Gough followed me and coerced me into this relationship. He said that if I had sex with you, he would tell me where he has been hiding Henry Small all these years

I could not stop laughing after reading both of these, truly I wish they were both true. Okay maybe not the first one, even if it was funny, but definitely the second one. That's hilarious! :lol:

[FrankTJMackey]

the only quote they could put in there that would prove they have any dignity is if some character says, "I can't go to doing whatever I'm supposed to [be doing by now or said I would] because there will be a season 7"

that's IT!!!

[Mischael12]

Lex to Lana: Kiss the Ring *****....

[ClarksGal]

Lex: Will you marry me?

Lana: You call that a diamond? I thought for sure it would be bigger than that! *Sigh* OK, fine, but you owe me one.

[Mischael12]

Lex pulls out ring.

Lana: Clarks was bigger....

Lex: What....

Lana: nothing....

[svsabbiesv]

Lex pulls out ring
Lana: What? you can't take a rock n burn it to a diamond and use your eyes to make me a ring..what good are you then?
Lex: um what...
Lana: oh wait i wasn't suppose to remember that..
Lex: wow you have had too many hits in the head this season

[xrayvision]

Clark: The Nabisco workers are on strike. No more Oreos.

MM: Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Clark: I'm sorry but no more.

MM: Manhunter smash!!

or...



Lex: Marry me!

Lana: No, you're supposed to ask "Will you marry me".

Lex: Lex gives orders, he doesn't take them.

Lana: Well, Lana doesn't listen to orders.

Lex (on the phone): Yes, I would like to give an order of diamond earrings to a Ms. Lana Lang.

Lana: No Lex, not the wallet...anything but the wallet. Momma needs them big bucks!!

Lex (on the phone): Make that cubic zirconia earrings.

Lana: What about the baby? Who will support it?

Lex: Go to Clark. Give him a red kryptonite ring while his biological father wants to take control of him, and everything will be fixed.

[iced1]

Chole: Clark Lana is having a baby and Lex is asking to marry her
Clark: Man i could use from red krytonite right now
Chole:what?
Clark: what?
Chole: did you just s..
Clark: huh?

[last man of krypton]

Jimmy: Lex is trapped in another frequency.
Chloe: Man, I wish Clark were here.
Jimmy: Why?
Chloe: Only one thing alive with less than 4 legs could hear that frequency; and that's him.

or...

Lex: Clark, can you hear me? I'm trapped in another frequency.
Clark: I can't see you. Who is this?
Lex: This is Lex Luthor. Apparently only one thing alive with less than 4 legs can hear this frequency, Clark; and that's you.