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bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:24 PM
1: chucky
2: evil baby
3: alex
4: son of zod
5: tree headed demon
6: damian
7: bald baby prost....
8: lilly


(that is if the baby will get born)
since everybody is calling the poor baby names...i thought i should start a poll.


i never mad a poll before,so i know this won`t work.

if you have other name,tell me..it will be added on the list.
LEX`S JUNIOR IS OFF,it reminded me of CLARK`S JUNIOR

i will go with Damion

I forgot evil baby,sorry :p

Kara15
11-09-2006, 09:26 PM
I KNEW someone would make a poll for this. :lol: I'm going to go with Chucky..

jimmyolsenblues
11-09-2006, 09:27 PM
Julian.

LusciousLois
11-09-2006, 09:27 PM
Zod Jr.

KryptoKnight
11-09-2006, 09:28 PM
I am going to suggest What-the-el

thehenry89
11-09-2006, 09:28 PM
you forgot spawn of satan as an option. :lol:

Kara15
11-09-2006, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by KryptoKnight
I am going to suggest What-the-el


LOL! :rotfl:

LusciousLois
11-09-2006, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by thehenry89
you forgot spawn of satan as an option. :lol:

:lol: That's a GOOD one!

Aloof
11-09-2006, 09:29 PM
LOL.
As much as I love Lexana, I also love making fun of it.
xD

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by thehenry89
you forgot spawn of satan as an option. :lol:

i`m sorry,i can`t change it..i don`t know how:lol:

Originally posted by KryptoKnight
I am going to suggest What-the-el

what do you mean??
LEX-EL??:lol:

LusciousLois
11-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Aloof
LOL.
As much as I love Lexana, I also love making fun of it.
xD

I know, me too. It's too much fun.

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:33 PM
PEOPLE VOTE

Wildfire
11-09-2006, 09:33 PM
I have to go with Damien with parents like what they are destined to become there is no thing for him to be but the Antihrist.

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:36 PM
I don`t understand??
damian means something??
i thought it was only a name

LusciousLois
11-09-2006, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by bad3appels
I don`t understand??
damian means something??
i thought it was only a name

666- The devil's mark!

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:42 PM
oooh my god...i choise ALEX then :lol:
nooo,i can`t,i already voted for damian.
but i didn`t knewthat.
i wanted to be nice for once and now look at me :lol:

KryptoKnight
11-09-2006, 09:47 PM
OK, if I can't have What-the-el, I voted for Alex as in Lex-Mas :)

HowardFilms
11-09-2006, 09:48 PM
SON OF ZOD!!!

LusciousLois
11-09-2006, 09:50 PM
Baldy, maybe?

Gee, I wonder if the baby will be hairless. If so, and it's a girl, she'll probably look like that chick on Fanatic that shaved her head in Lex's honor. Man, that's gonna be rough.

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by KryptoKnight
OK, if I can't have What-the-el, I voted for Alex as in Lex-Mas :)

NOW i get it :rotfl:
WHAT-THE-EL :rotfl: GINIUS :rotfl:

I wanna make a new poll,soo i can add all the other names:lol:

lusciouslois,you mean the bald baby prost.....

i can`t finish that sentence even if i wasn`t the one who made up that that name:lol:

Wildfire
11-09-2006, 09:59 PM
I suggest you do one for boys another for girls though I fear this one will be a son.

Like for BOys
Alex
Damien
Blad Baby
Julian and son on

If its a girls something like
Lillian
Dementia
Lady Satan. . .and so on

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 10:08 PM
lady satan :lol: :lol:
everything is hurting from laughting :lol:
but since we don`t even know that this baby will last,i will give IT..what ever it is ...i will give it a break.
and tomorrow,we will move on ;)
good night :)

Ares
11-09-2006, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by KryptoKnight
I am going to suggest What-the-el


:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

Charissa70
11-09-2006, 10:23 PM
Demise O'Series

Fred the Man
11-09-2006, 10:30 PM
Hannibal Luthor- don't get your fingers too close when he is eating. :rotfl:

bad3appels
11-09-2006, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Fred the Man
Hannibal Luthor- don't get your fingers too close when he is eating. :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
i need to sleep...geeeze,everything hurts soo bad :rotfl:

Wildfire
11-09-2006, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Fred the Man
Hannibal Luthor- don't get your fingers too close when he is eating. :rotfl:

Well you also go with

Leather face Luthor
Jason Luthor
Freddy Kruger Luthor
Noman Bates Luthor

Looks up at names. . . . Uhnm yeah Lex Lana if you do names this kid any Variation of these name I would suggest keeping them away from cutlerly and defianetly wouldnt teach JR how to fence.

Fred the Man
11-09-2006, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by Wildfire
Well you also go with

Leather face Luthor
Jason Luthor
Freddy Kruger Luthor
Noman Bates Luthor

Looks up at names. . . . Uhnm yeah Lex Lana if you do names this kid any Variation of these name I would suggest keeping them away from cutlerly and defianetly wouldnt teach JR how to fence.

Despite my little comment after the name, I was thinking Hannibal in the historical sense, as in Hannibal, leader of Carthage. Lex is short for Alexander, as in Alexander the Great. Lex's brother was named Julian, possible short for Julius, as in Caesar. So Hannibal fits in that sense, or given Lex is a fan I believe of Homer, so how about Achilles , Hector or Odysseus. If its a girl, may be Cassandra, Hera, or Athena. I would say Helen, but that is Lex's ex-wife, so that might not go over well. It won't be the name that is given to Lana's baby in the comics, because that is Clark Kent Ross.;)

Wildfire
11-09-2006, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by Fred the Man
Despite my little comment after the name, I was thinking Hannibal in the historical sense, as in Hannibal, leader of Carthage. Lex is short for Alexander, as in Alexander the Great. Lex's brother was named Julian, possible short for Julius, as in Caesar. So Hannibal fits in that sense, or given Lex is a fan I believe of Homer, so how about Achilles , Hector or Odysseus. If its a girl, may be Cassandra, Hera, or Athena. I would say Helen, but that is Lex's ex-wife, so that might not go over well. It won't be the name that is given to Lana's baby in the comics, because that is Clark Kent Ross.;)

Ah sorry I was playing around.

Though if you want a good historical name Id actually consider Ramsey or make some variation of Ramsis the Great. Now theres a great leader. Also Seth sort of off of Seti who was another great warrior Pharoh is a good name.

myankskent
11-09-2006, 11:24 PM
If this baby survives, how about "Alfred Miles Luthor"? Nickname: Big Al.

Lex is a god
11-09-2006, 11:34 PM
I think the baby should be named Alexander after Lex if it is a boy and Lily after his mom if it is a girl just like in the Lexmas episode.

lilkoolmaria
11-09-2006, 11:45 PM
Chucky. Like that creepy doll, ya know?

MBCorp
11-09-2006, 11:47 PM
Shark would make a cute first name, and then you could make his middle name "Jump".

Deana
11-09-2006, 11:56 PM
His name should be:

Money Money Money Lang
For Lana will be so rich she'll sang.

vikingjedi
11-10-2006, 12:40 AM
What-the-El gets my vote, thats hilarious

Snip_credit
11-10-2006, 12:43 AM
How about Lois because we all know it is Chloe and Jimmy's baby and that is the true reason Lana would even tell Chloe the gosip queen cause we know that way it will get back to Clark. Worry not though Ollie and Clark will adopt it and go skipping off to live in Gotham City with Bruce another old buddy from Excelsior Academy. No?

xrayvision
11-10-2006, 02:53 AM
What about Lex's Mini-me?

More from another post:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2593158#post2593158

Or MB - Miniscule Bastard

maryjanewatson
11-10-2006, 04:29 AM
I say they should name the baby Lucifer. It would keep with the L.L. initails.

ShelbyKent
11-10-2006, 04:48 AM
I voted for Damien, coz the Omen (the original)scared me so much. I'm still queasy around Rottweillers because of it.

"What-the-el" cracks me up, but the implications are scary (*cough clana baby cough*)

What if she names the baby "Clark", like what Lana and Pete did in the comics. (am I getting my comic facts right?). I know Pete is no longer in SV, but TPTB have been know to draw from the various interpretations of the characters through the years.

What, just one girl name in the options? What if it's a Lana Jr.? Lana II?

maryjanewatson
11-10-2006, 04:53 AM
If it is a girl, they will name her Mintirosa, which means liar in spanish. Lana will name the baby that because she was concieved from all the secrets and lies in her life.

haha, "what-the-el"!! I love it!!

bigville
11-10-2006, 04:54 AM
peach fuzz

bad3appels
11-10-2006, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by maryjanewatson
I say they should name the baby Lucifer. It would keep with the L.L. initails.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: great one:lol:

InLove_with_Chloe
11-10-2006, 07:06 AM
Jonathan.

RedKalEL
11-10-2006, 07:15 AM
Julian II: The sequel

Shadow116
11-10-2006, 07:50 AM
Cain

STFanatic
11-10-2006, 08:06 AM
I went with Alex, remember a baby is innocent no matter what the parents are like, they have to be trained to be evil.

I challenge you not to laugh or at least smile at this one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sjCpT8NbmME

:rotfl:
:rotfl: :rotfl:
:rotfl:

thmallville
11-10-2006, 08:14 AM
Awww.. you forgot to put Disgustingly-eye-burningly-ugly-spawn-of-that-diabolical-creature. Or Diabolical Creature for short. hehe

photogirl
11-10-2006, 08:22 AM
Alex.

Lightning Flash
11-10-2006, 08:59 AM
Alex sounds good, kind of like the "Rory" and "Lorelai" thing in Gilmore Girls, even tho they have the same name.

Damian sounds good too.

If it's a girl, Lily is good.

Kryptonian-Ronin
11-10-2006, 10:21 AM
Damien ;)

jim[beam]
11-10-2006, 10:53 AM
Would prolly be Julian or Lilian or named after one of lana's parents.

AshRose62
11-10-2006, 10:53 AM
Chucky :lol:

paolinki25
11-10-2006, 11:34 AM
Well, according to "Lexmas", it'll be Alex.

Krypton935
11-10-2006, 12:34 PM
I put Daimin.

But I pick Dahawk. In Xena Warrior Princess Dahawk is the end of all things good and peaceful.

Chihiro
11-10-2006, 01:28 PM
No, no, no more Alex. Alex is usually short for Alexander (Lex!) or Alexandra (if it's a girl), and in any case, is a derivative of evil Lex Luthor's name. Evil spawn!

I wish Lana would run away while preggers and name the baby Clark. That'll really show Lex. How do you like THEM apples?

poguemahone
11-10-2006, 02:04 PM
Lexmas does indeed tell us that it should be Alex.
Plus it's a nice name. I don't have a problem with it being a derivative of "evil" Lex's name. And I hope she doesnt name it Clark, it's a small town full of stupid people, they'll get the wrong idea.

lilkoolmaria
11-10-2006, 02:07 PM
Well, if there really is a kid, it'll most likely be named Alem like in Lexmas.

Saber
11-10-2006, 02:11 PM
Fester Jr.

lilkoolmaria
11-10-2006, 02:12 PM
LMAO ^^

myankskent
11-10-2006, 02:13 PM
The baby should be named...."Secrets and Lies"

1.21 gigawatts
11-10-2006, 02:48 PM
Baby Zenu!

It's almost as bad as Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby. :rotfl:

Caper 469
11-10-2006, 04:28 PM
I vote for Alex if it's a boy
- Alexis if it's a girl

What with all the injuries and blows to the head Lana receives it's just a matter of time before she has a miscarriage.

xrayvision
11-10-2006, 07:21 PM
Dick Simmons (like the character on Havin' a Beer With Mike).

paolinki25
11-10-2006, 07:58 PM
AlMiles for either boy or girl.

xrayvision
11-10-2006, 08:00 PM
Lionel if it's a boy or Lyin' Nell if it's a girl.

Spirit Detective
11-10-2006, 09:41 PM
Lilly or Alexander to keep in continuity with Lexmas.

Maybe Jullian

LaNaFaN
11-10-2006, 10:45 PM
It should be named : "Most Hated Bald Diiick Head"

Luthorism
11-11-2006, 03:51 AM
I go with damian... hehehe

But if it were up to me, i'd say lionel jr... :lol: :lol: :lol:

elway
11-11-2006, 04:34 AM
Lexanna. Might as well? It be a nod to all of us on these sites.

Billy Jor-El
11-11-2006, 11:56 AM
Mxylplitx

MuchaLana
11-11-2006, 12:20 PM
Pink!

xrayvision
11-11-2006, 01:13 PM
Vince McMahon

kickarse
11-11-2006, 01:23 PM
lol... I said to my wife "man that baby's gonna be bald!"

Chihiro
11-11-2006, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by kickarse
lol... I said to my wife "man that baby's gonna be bald!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Thankfully, male pattern baldness is inherited maternally. Was Papa Lang bald? Can't remember....

s_q
11-11-2006, 03:57 PM
baby's name: Sinbad (get it? ;) )

that girl
11-11-2006, 04:09 PM
Alexander.

Thar way, Lex's life can become a screwed up Lexmas.

clanaalltheway
11-11-2006, 06:52 PM
3 HEADED DEMOM or bald baby lol.

xrayvision
11-11-2006, 09:15 PM
Lucas. Or maybe Lenny (in SV, Lenny could be Lex's son instead of his nephew as in Superman IV).

STFanatic
11-11-2006, 09:22 PM
"Lenny" like in Michael McKean's (Perry White, Annette O'Toole's husband) character on Lavern & Shirley.

:lol:

thehenry89
11-11-2006, 09:30 PM
what should they name the baby?

prince lex luthour the first. :lol:

lastdaughterofkrypton
11-11-2006, 09:54 PM
I voted 3 headed demon but what-the-el should be on the list :lol:
Other ideas:
Lemon (celebrities name their babies after fruits and it will keep the LL)
Charles Francis Luthor ;)
Charlie Luthor
The bald thing
The Bald Squirrel ( a new species!)

xrayvision
11-11-2006, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by lastdaughterofkrypton

The Bald Squirrel ( a new species!)

Or as I said in the past, the long lost El family member, Squirr-El (since Lex according to Lionel in my "Lines You'll Never Hear" is hung like one).

STFanatic
11-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Alexander Luthor, Jr.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Luthor%2C_Jr.

xrayvision
11-11-2006, 11:18 PM
Roker Luthor

Luke Luthor (hey, there was a Bo Kent)

Lazarus Luthor (he will be like his mother and come back from the dead several times)

Lenore Luthor (she will be an Edgar Allen Poe addict)

Boner Stabone Luthor

Or just, The Fonz

xrayvision
11-12-2006, 01:02 AM
Or if it's twins, they should collectively be called The Zod Couple.

bad3appels
11-12-2006, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by LaNaFaN
It should be named : "Most Hated Bald Diiick Head"

priceless:rotfl:

xrayvision
11-12-2006, 08:05 PM
LOL to Most Hated Bald Diiick Head!!! That was just great. Oh man, I'm still laughing.

What about Pink-Purple Baldie

bad3appels
11-13-2006, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by xrayvision
LOL to Most Hated Bald Diiick Head!!! That was just great. Oh man, I'm still laughing.

What about Pink-Purple Baldie

GEEZE :rotfl:

xrayvision
11-16-2006, 12:16 AM
Billionaire Baldie Boy Blunder

Sharkie
11-16-2006, 01:10 AM
What-the-el is funny!

But on a more serious note, in keeping with Lex's nack for history:

Leopold (after Leopold I of the Holy Roman Empire)
Ivan (after Ivan IV of Russia, aka Ivan the Terrible, first Tsar of Russia.)
Napoleon (no explanation needed)

If you're looking for more positive leaders:
Winston (After Winston Churchhill)
Lincoln (after Abraham Lincoln)
Phillip

For a girl:
Victoria (Queen Victoria of England, one of the most powerful women of her time)
Elizabeth (After Elizabeth I & II of England, two popular monarchs and of course, Elizabeth II is the current Queen.)
Mary (After Queen Mary I, Bloody Mary, for a bit of a darker namesake.)

NotTodayPete
11-16-2006, 03:06 AM
Julian, so Lex can wrap him in a blanket when he goes nuts.

<<S>>
11-16-2006, 09:52 AM
Damien! :lol:

Balauru
11-16-2006, 09:56 AM
I was gona say




Bald-el!

Wombat
11-16-2006, 03:48 PM
CLANA!!! What else could fit better. :lol:

krypton_gurl85
11-16-2006, 06:35 PM
Damien...omg!! :lol: that definately fits for a boy, if its a girl i think we should consider Pinky Jr. :p

xrayvision
11-17-2006, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Sharkie
What-the-el is funny!

What would be even funnier is if Chloe would get pregnant with Nam-Ek's kid and we would have What-the-El & What-the-Ek growing up as if they're cousins.

cloisinmyheart
11-17-2006, 10:22 PM
hahahaa

Paul Satanic
11-19-2006, 06:45 PM
The baby should be named 'Mistake Luthor'.

elway
11-19-2006, 11:51 PM
you guys know the name allready from the SM movies. It's little Rickey! lol

xrayvision
11-20-2006, 12:37 AM
Was that Lana's kid's name from Superman III? I thought the kid they used as Alexander looked a little like the Superman III kid.

I could just imagine the kid telling all his friends that Clark is coming to his birthday party as an homage to Superman III.

bad3appels
11-28-2006, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by NotTodayPete
Julian, so Lex can wrap him in a blanket when he goes nuts.
:rotfl: you guys are still going with this :lol:

sherry
11-30-2006, 01:38 AM
baldbino...
oh well newborns are supposed to be bald.lol

HotStudsSuccess
12-23-2006, 11:42 AM
Lucifer Luthor

rebecavaldez
03-10-2009, 06:54 PM
Lex is most likely going to name his son Julian
and for a girl it would have been his mother's name. Can't remember it right now!