The Quote Thread for "Wither" (spoilers)

[RedPhoenix23]

You know the drill peeps! Post your favorite quotes from the ep here! I've got a few to get us started:


Lois: "Oh... Crap. I'm sorry. Just so you know with a face like that, you can do a whole lot better than arrand boy for the rich and arrogant. Here."
*holds out a few bucks
Oliver: "Thank you very much. What is uh?"
Lois: "A tip."
Oliver: "A tip? Ohhkay."
Lois: "Seriously. Aim higher."
Oliver: "Listen umm"
*door slams on his face*

:rotfl: On one hand this is funny, but on the other.... Lois is basically lets the guy know she thinks he's hot but he's just soooo beneath her for being an arrand boy. Too bad he probably won't do the same, lol.

Martha: "Handsome? Chiseled features with a smile that could light up a barn?"
Lois: "Mrs. Kent! You have a crush on the currie?" (I saw him first!)
Martha: "You mean the billionare CEO who stopped by to talk about his financial support of my platform? No, Lois I don't. I've never even met him and now I probably never will."
Lois: "That was Oliver Queen" (Oh sh--!)

Clark: "Rides over!"
Random Victim: "Who the hell are you?"
Clark: "The Gardner! Get out!!!"

Clark: "Costumes really aren't my thing."

Lois: "The tights? You're totally pulling it off."

[Silent Kal]

" *sssssshhhhhhh THUNK* " <--arrow.

[STFanatic]

"Dark scary forest?"
And Smooching just two & a half minutes into the show... Woo-Hoo!

[sstray72]

"Girl made me drop a log."

:rotfl: Taken MUCH out of context on my part... :lol:

[PaleBlueDot]

"Did you just paddle me?" - J.O.

LMAO

[HowardFilms]

Lex: "My evil plan must be working then"

Lana: (giggles)

Lex: "No, seriously, it's working."

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Lana: (removes Lex's armor)

Lex: What are you doing?

Lana: "I just want to see if the meteor made you bald down there too"

:lol:

[coasterprincess]

"You are my girl...right?" I loved the look on Jimmy's face when he said this. So cute in a totally old-fashioned way.

[Aloof]

Something about Chloe saying something about a threesome.
XD

[riotact9]

Clark: "Why am I such a wuss?"

Clark: "When I look down my pants, I don't see anything"

[Ireallylikethisshow]

^ uh the line about threesomes I think was this:

Lana: Lex thinks I drag Clark's ghost around with me.
Chloe: And I take it, he's not too excited about the threesome?

But other ones:

Jimmy: [Reffering to taking it slow] I'm so slow- it looks like I'm not even moving!

^ lol, now I can't remember the lines right. I think I may have messed these both up

[RedPhoenix23]

Lex: "Sorry Clark, i'm all out of evil today. Lana must be a calming influence on me."

[future-reporter]

Lex:(refering to oliver queen outfit)you should see him in tutu
Oliver:lex luthor

[maudeline]

Im glad this thread exist, cause english is not my firts language and sometimes the character talk SO fast, especialy Chloe and I cant understand all the puch lines ! so.. Thanks

[mayumi]

Clark: even your flowers have hidden agendas.

[umm]

Originally posted by HowardFilms
Lex: "My evil plan must be working then"

Lana: (giggles)

Lex: "No, seriously, it's working."

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Lana: (removes Lex's armor)

Lex: What are you doing?

Lana: "I just want to see if the meteor made you bald down there too"

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tw190]

"Did you just paddle me?" -Jimmy

:rotfl:

It's been said but I just had to repeat. Sorry

[chlarkfan333]

Lex's comment about Clark's attempt to foil his plan to repopulate the earth with vegetation was hilarious. MR delivered the line superbly!

[LexUnit]

i burst out laughing when the green arrow dude goes to lex at party (with lana):

Oliver Queen: "Lex Luthor.....with a girl he doesnt have to inflate!"

lol...amazin

[FOG]

Originally posted by LexUnit
i burst out laughing when the green arrow dude goes to lex at party (with lana):

Oliver Queen: "Lex Luthor.....with a girl he doesnt have to inflate!"

lol...amazin

My favorite too. I couldn't stop laughing.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Jimmy: "I'm slow."

Clark: "Guys? This isn't really the place for this?" Or does he say "this isn't really the time for this?" I can't remember, either way it was a cute line as he reminds them what they are there for.


Chloe: "Your girl?"

Chloe, *as Clark runs off*: "Yeah, go ahead....I'll catch up!"

and

Lex: "You're not welcome here anymore" so coldly delivered!

[Duncan]

He says "Guys..? This really isn't the time..."

Not my fav line really ;) The look on Chloe's face when she said "your girl? :D" was almost better than most quotes in the episode :)

[Ireallylikethisshow]

Lois: Better luck next time, hood. [reffering to the kiss]

[enamored]

Chloe: "What is it they say about gift horses?"

Clark: "Watch out for their mouths. And Lois's has a tendency to run off with itself" (or something to that effect)

[Wingz Of Steel]

You can't go back home...I can't let you stay here, So what are we gonna do??!?!" -Clark to the PZFOTW

For some reason I loved Clark's tone of voice when he said that...

[GabbieW]

Clark: what were you doing at make-out point?

i think Clark was so ingenuous!! jaja


Lana: i felt like i needed an excuse to come and talk with you

Chloe: well excuse accepted

[Silent Kal]

Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Lex: "Sorry Clark, i'm all out of evil today. Lana must be a calming influence on me."

As much as I'm not jazzed about Lexana, if this is the influence on his character's one-liners, I'll accept it.

Snarky Lex is my favorite kind.

[Majestic]

the threesome thing went like this

Lana: Lex seems to think that im carrying Clark's ghost around with me

Chloe: And i take it he didnt sign up for a threesome


That part was awsome.

[DuskyJewel]

Does anyone know the quote where Chole says something to Lana about sometimes you have to just go to the water and drink. It was a cool quote about life and just going for it.

[ClarkLovesLana]

Originally posted by LexUnit
i burst out laughing when the green arrow dude goes to lex at party (with lana):

Oliver Queen: "Lex Luthor.....with a girl he doesnt have to inflate!"

lol...amazin

Don't get it. I'm soo slow.. Elaborate? :lol:

[President_Luthor]

Lex: "I'm done paying for his (Clark's) mistakes."

You tell her, Lex. I wish he'd be more vocal about not putting up with Clark and Lana crap any more.

[tibbit78]

1) Clark and Martha Kent

Clark: Is that the invitation for the ball?

Martha: Yes. I just R.S.V.P'd. I hope Lex gets a good turn out.

Clark: I can't imagine anyone from Metropolis "Who's Who" list not showing up to help the families affected by Dark Thursday.

Martha: You know, I responded for two.

Clark: Thanks Mom, but costumes aren't really my thing. Besides, it's really not a place for a reunion, you know?

Martha: How do you feel about the 2 of them (Lex & Lana) together?

Clark: I don't know. It's like they're different people.

Martha: We all have our own way of moving on. Whether it's about growing up or just surviving.

Clark: Mom, I've just lost Lana, Dad and Jor-El. You don't see me as a different person.

Martha: Well, in a lot of ways I do, Clark. All those things that shape the person you are now...and the person you'll become.

2) Clark Kent and Lex Luthor

Clark: Seeds.

Lex: You always had an eye for beauty. It's Latin name Famositas Falsus "Beauty that belies a dark nature."

Clark: So even your plants have hidden agendas.

Lex: Well, I guess it all comes down to survival of the fittest. Doesn't it?

Clark: A strange vine has cropped over the ridge at Lone Pine. It's attacking people.

Lex: And naturally you came to my little shop of horrors to foil my ingenius plot to repopulate the planet with vegetation. Sorry, Clark. I am all out of evil. Lana must be a calming influence on me.

Clark: She's not gonna fit into your world, Lex.

Lex: Unlike you, I'm willing to do what it takes so she does (fit into my world).

Clark: You can keep fooling yourself that you've changed, but the closer you get to Lana, the closer she is to finding out who you really are.

Lex: The days of you showing up unannounced in my home are over. You are not welcome here. You found your way in, you can find your way out.

3) Lois Lane and Oliver Queen

Lois: So is this part of your sizing me up?

Oliver Queen: Well Miss Lane, honestly, that was a miscalculation.

Lois: Well, that would be my polite comment on your choice of legwear for this evening.

Oliver Queen: You have a quick tongue. I find that very attractive.

Lois: Well, keep it in your quiver, jolly green bandit. So, is your fortune a do-it-yourself, steal-from-the-rich kind or is it silver plattered like our host's?

Oliver Queen: It belonged to my parents. I inherited it when they died.

Lois: Well, I wasn't going to give it to you, but your tights --- you're totally pulling it off.

Lex: You should see him in a tutu.

Oliver Queen: Lex Luthor...With a girl he doesn't have to inflate.

Lex: Lana Lang, Oliver Queen. We went to boarding school together.

Oliver Queen (to Lex): Have you talked to the old gang lately?

Lex: Enjoy the party.

Oliver Queen: I always do.

Lana Lang: If that's a friend, I'd hate to see an enemy.

Lois: Senator Kent! Hi, I've been looking all over for you. I would like you to meet Oliver Queen.

Martha Kent: Mr. Queen, it's nice to finally meet you.

Oliver Queen: The pleasures all mine. So Lois has been telling me about your policy points. We should get together and talk about how I can help you.

Martha Kent: I'm looking forward to that, thank you.

Oliver Queen: Thank Lois. She can be very persuasive.

4) Lana and Lex

At the Luthor's Ball

Lex (to Lana): I'm glad you came.

Lana: So am I.

Lex: I thought I might have frightened you off.

Lana: You'll have to come up with better scare tactics.

Later, at Lex's Mansion

Lex: This is definitely a night of firsts.

Lana: How's that?

Lex: Well, it's the first time I have ever danced in my pretentious fountain. And it's the first time I have ever felt this...satisfied.

Lana: I was half-expecting the word "happy" to come out of your mouth.

Lex: Happiness is just a feeling of euphoria. It's your brain chemistry going into overdrive. That's why so many relationships fail when the honeymoon ends and reality sets in.

Lana: Wow, have you always been such a romantic?

Lex: If you were any other woman, I'd be saying everything you expect to hear right now, but you're not, okay? You are not like anyone else.

Lana: Well, careful, because I'm dangerously close to being satisfied.

Lex: Then my evil plan is working. So, what made you change your mind about gracing my arm tonight?

Lana: Life --- wanting to live it.