D.'s story

[Chlarkerlover]

title: D.'s story.
Chacters: two old laddies, lex, and mister snugge
Author: CL
Rating: PG-13 (i hope)
Spoilers: seasons one to five(four)
Summary: all of smallville thinks that clark and lex are together, when in fact they are not, this leads to troublsom FotWs.

chapter 1.(or at least part of it:p)
Old lady #1 and #2

*in a depo shop somewhere in smallville, two old laddies talk*
Old Made #1: Oh, come on, Lady, everyone knows, why are you in denile about it?
Old Lady #1: because it's not true!
Old Made::rolleyes: please don't tell me you still have that crush on him?
Old Lady: no!
Old Made: i bet you do!
Old Lady: so what if i do? he's a hottie and you know it!
Old Made: he young enough to be your grandson!
Old Lady: i still like him!
Old Made:......
Old Lady :\
Old Made:.....i'll fight you for him.
Old Lady: What?
Old Made: i'll fight you for him, and if i win, you'll admit he's already been taking.
Old Lady: alright, what kind of fight?
Old Made: what other kind is there?
Old Lady:....then lets get to it!

* a hour later, the old laddies are in a wresling box, rolling up there sleaves*

* a few hundred miles away, lex is fliping the chanels on his big sceen tv when he comes upon that very match....*
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sorry i have to break it of now, but i've got to go, more later today, maybe in an few hours or so...

please tell me what you think(in case you didn't know, this is after the tornado, but before heat, second season.

[Chlarkerlover]

here i am, again, here's part two of chapter 1:p

chapter1 , part two.

*lex, stops at the chanel, watching them*
Lex: it's sad when to old ladys have to come to Y1o1 Wreasling to slove there problems, isn't it, mister sungge?
*lex hugs teddy bear*

at Y1o1 Wreasling...

Old Made: I'm gonna kick you F***ing A** back to 1623!
Old Lady: What's that? your birthday?
*laddies try to go at each other, refs hold them back*
ref.: okay on my mark(note that Y1o1 Wreasling is run by a gun crazy maffia, and the the ref. is wearing a shrit with a bullseye in it)
Go!
*ref gets shot to peices as the old laddies attcak each other,*
Old Made: *in arm lock with old lady* why don't you just admit it?
Old Lady: because it's not true!
*the maffia is getting angry, the old laddies are sweating hard*

and the fight continues, intill finaly, the maffia give up and shoot like mad men, intill Old Lady is hit by a wild shot.
Old Made: give up!
Old Lady: okay okay, he's taken.
Old Made: who's taken?
Old Lady: ...le
*power outage*
Lex: darn!
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and that's the end of chapter 1! tell me what you think of it and i'll do some more!(even if you don't:p)

[AshRose62]

:lol: That funny! Your pretty good!

[Chlarkerlover]

thank you, the next chapter should be up tomarraw.

[paigey213]

Thats good :) keep on writing

[Shadow116]

hilarious :lol:

[Chlarkerlover]

here it goes(cross your fingers&)

Chacters:Smallville cast
Time: 2 dats after the last chapter, three days before the 2 days before heat:p
Summary: clark starts getting sinus headaches:p

Chapter 2 part 1
The Truck, The Tracter, and the chicken-man-thing:\

*clark is going to school via running*
Clark is going past when the headaches begin...
Clark*gets a sinus headache*: Ow!.....
He looks around, trying to see if anyone nodised the flat line of corn.
Clark *who is rubbing his temple*: maybe i ran into something...
He looks around, praying that he didn't and the it wasn't someones tracter. Now, it isn't the reason he's got the headache, but he had, and it's has been turned over. Clark hopes the owner thinks it's just the wind.
Clark* headache free*: I'd better get to school...
He runs to school just making the bell.

As for the people who own the tracter, the are a little preocupied...
Old Geezer: I tells ya! He is with him!
Old Dude: Yeah, What you got agaist it?
Old Lady: Nothing! I just think that it's not true!
Old Geezer: your nuts!
Old Dude: yeah, your just a big old bag of coconuts!
Old Lady: who'r you calling old? and coconuts aren't nuts! there fruit!
Old Geezer: who cares?
Old Dude: zzzzzzz....
*both look at him, then shake they're heads*
Old Geezer: .........I'll fight you for him.
Old Lady: oh, not again.....

Meanwhile, Lex is trying to find out what old laddies where talking about....
*in the same depo shop as last chapter...*
Lex and shop owner are arguing...
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part to coming to a thread near you!

[AshRose62]

:) thats really good! :)

[Chlarkerlover]

opps i miss spelled two...:lol: thanks for the support.

Chapter 2 part 2

it's been one day sence the last part. lex and the depo shop owner are still arguing....

Lex *dehidrated*: i know they were in here. now what were they talking about?
Depo Owner*dehidrated, and p!ssed*: how would i know? i told you a million F***ing times.
Lex: fine but we're not coming back! come on Mister Snugge!
Lex and Mister Snugge leave as the shop owner gets a well deserived drink.
Five minitues later, the old geezers and the one old lady comes in, looking very scruffy.
Old Geezer: see? we went down the waterfall in barolls, and she still won't admit it!
Old Dude: yeah...
Depo Owner: what were you guys trying to prove?
Old Lady: they think that Lex and that Kent kid..What's his name? it's a last name, i know....
Depo Owner: Clark.
Old Lady: yeah, him, are, what do they say now honeydaddy?
Depo Owner: sugardaddy.
Old Lady: yeah... well, they think that Lex Luthor is Clark Kent's sugardaddy.
Depo Owner: well, he did give them that truck awhile back...
Old Guys*in unison*: Yep!
Old Lady: that's it. i give up. fine they are together.

A few miles away, Clark and his friends Chole Sullivan and Pete Ross are walking to check out the sightings of a giant chicken that's been actacking anyone who would come near a serton cornfield.....
Clark: so what cornfield are we going to?
Chole: the one that made a bigg empacket on this town.
Pete: you mean....?
Chole: yep, the one where the lead singer of Remy Zero stoped to take a p*ss.
Clark: :eek: wow...
Pete*dumbfounded*:amazing....
Chole*quite proud of herself*: yep.:)
They walk on, unwhere of the danger that's sneaking up on them, Clark has no idea, because only one thing is going on in his little kryptonion brain: lanalanalanalanalanalanalana....: yep, all that's in that brain is 3 tons of pink warrior crap. Yep, thats all.lalalala...
back later tonite for part 3!

[Chlarkerlover]

okay, part three is coming up, and i'm thinking of moving this to the clex fan fic, as soon as i find it....

[Daddylion]

It's in the drop menu. Anyway awesome stuff, though i was hoping for a bit more clex.

[Chlarkerlover]

don't worry D, that is coming up;)

ok part three:

as, they walk down in the cornfield, the crazy chicken thing slowly sneakes up behind them, chloe stops for a moment,
Chloe: uh, guys, why do i feel like some big chicken monster is behind us?
*pete looks behind them, sees the chicken thing, then turns back around*
Pete: oh that's because there is.heh,heh.:eek:
Chloe and Clark: :eek:
They all slowly turn around.
They all see the monster.
Clark: enough proof?
Chloe:*high pitched* uh, huh.
Pete: i hate to ruin this horrifing moment, but i sugjest we scadaddle.
Chloe: mosion granted.
They all turn around, then run for they're lives, the chicken thing right behind them.
They run as fast as they can (exsept for clark) but the monster kept up with them with ease. The kept unning through the feild(why am i reminded of stevin steelsberg?) intil they reached a cliff.
Chloe: jump or get eaten by a chicken thing?
Clark: now that is the question.*gulps, he hates hights*
Pete: uh, i got an idea.
Both look at him with they're eyebrows raised

3 minitues later, the chicken thing comes to the cliff,(three minitues because it got side-tracked by some torn down trees(:\)
It looks around, and it can't find them, so it gives a really loud :BOCCC. Then it leaves.
Pete*from where they're hiding*: is it gone?
Clark: I'll check.
Clarks head comes over the edge of the cliff, he looks around, and then his head dissapears over the cliff.
Clark: it's clear.
Pete, Clark, and Chloe climb over the edge of the cliff, they had been hanging from some branches Pete had seen on the cliff.
Chloe: that was close.
It's not as close as you think Chloe.....
*the gaint chicken appears behind them, as they look over the cliff.*
Pete: heck of a fall....
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part four later, and that's when we see more clex, i pinky promise.&:D

[Daddylion]

Ok, i'll be waiting :D hehehe the chicken thing is so random.

[Chlarkerlover]

i know, isn't it?:D

please note that i'm going to be to busy in the next few days, so don't expect any new story parts intil Augest 1-14, so :p.

[Daddylion]

Awww alright

[supergirl_1095]

Kewl fic...Just found it ^-^ So random and funnieness :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!

[Chlarkerlover]

thanx

please note that this thread will be moved to the clex before any updates, sence i might get a job soon, and helping out in bible school, my life will be swampt, so......no updates till later(but a lot of clex:p)

it's new name will be:

The lie that wasn't there; a Daddylion story.:D

[Daddylion]

Oook :D

[supergirl_1095]

Ooooh...Awsome!