Make up a type of Kryptonite!

[casfetes]

:) I just made up this nifty little "game" in my head. Make up a type of kryptonite and make up an effect to go with it

example: orange kryptonite

clark is disturbingly insightful when it comes to women and what they want.


have fun!:D

[Smokethatkryptonite]

yellow kryptonite-Make's Clark intelligent

[hassenmorad]

I'm trying to think, but so many colors are already connected to a certain type of kryptonite. But, if I made up a type of kryptonite it would give you the power to read peoples' minds.

[casfetes]

but couldn't control it creating a problem eh?

[SilverLightning19]

Silver kryptonight- the power to bring FOTW back to life and changes them to good....Mainly i am talking about (Alicia)god i miss here LOL

[suave_man]

how about lead kryptonite. It has NO effect whatsoever. lol

[metor_freak]

Originally posted by Smokethatkryptonite
yellow kryptonite-Make's Clark intelligent

I love this idea, they should incorporate it into the show. Good thought smoke.

My kryptonite would be clear and would make Clark human. It would also be very addictive making Ma and Pa Kent worried about there son.

[dsv100]

Mauve kryptonite. It only affects roosters, and it makes them bark instead of crowing.

Floral-print kryptonite. It looks just darling with the curtains, don't you think?

New Kryptonite. Tastes awful, and after a marketing disaster, this kind of kryptonite is discontinued, and the Kryptonite Korporation brings back the original, calling it Kryptonite Klassic.

Kryptonite Lite. Half the kalories of regular.

[Antithesis]

Originally posted by SilverLightning19
Silver kryptonight- the power to bring FOTW back to life and changes them to good....Mainly i am talking about (Alicia)god i miss here LOL

Interesting type, but wasn't Alicia already good before she died? Just no one trusted her. I miss her too though.

Anyway, I'd have half black/half white Kryptonite called Jekyl/Hyde Kryptonite which would either turn Clark into Bizarro or turn him into a woman.

[TKFlash]

sun-kryptonite, lets a human control/project fire and heat.

[the kent farm]

blue kryptonite. makes clark see into the future.

[Juaninzze]

Originally posted by TKFlash
sun-kryptonite, lets a human control/project fire and heat.

I bet they put that in the show....just like the call from the future lol

[goldylocks_k]

Pink kryptonite, the only thing that can kill Lana Lang...

[vikingjedi]

*Destroys all the Pink Kryptonite that exists*

[red-K glory]

Brass kryptonite. it makes anyone who keeps it extremely rich!
(there is already a gold K and a silver K so I put brass instead)

[Clark Kent 86]

gray kryptonite, as long as they have it with them, gives humans superpowers. Similar to what the star blade did.

[superhippie2000]

brown kryptonite

gives kryptonians explosive diarhea

[Zach]

Teal Kryptonite: It amplifies the effect of any other kryponite within a certain radius. ex: Making Clark extremely weakened by green, making him extremely evil by red

[Kel -el]

a white piece of kryptonite which would make him a God, which means he has to make decians like you should die etc..

[I_love_kent]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Omg superhippie2000,that was too funni

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Mrs Kent]

Rainbow kryptonite. Clark could transform himself into anyone he wanted. Why not, even anything he wanted.

[BucketButt]

Purple Kryptonite: Makes everything described in the Kryptonsite April Fool's Day "news" come true. Also gives Smallville a soundtrack by Prince.

[Lana_wana_be]

dark brown kryptonite. it makes cows....for sum odd reason!

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by dsv100
Mauve kryptonite. It only affects roosters, and it makes them bark instead of crowing.

Floral-print kryptonite. It looks just darling with the curtains, don't you think?

New Kryptonite. Tastes awful, and after a marketing disaster, this kind of kryptonite is discontinued, and the Kryptonite Korporation brings back the original, calling it Kryptonite Klassic.

Kryptonite Lite. Half the kalories of regular.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love it!

Magenta Kyrptonite: Makes it so Clark doesn't screw up his love life. It's very rare.

Hamburger Kryptonite: It's colors are layered like a hamburger and gives the individual the awesome ability to out do Martha's cooking :eek: There is a rumor that Martha has hidden it all away in order for her to continue winning the annual Smallville bake-off.

Topaz Kryptonite: Gives Clark the ability to wear colors other than red, blue, and/or black! :eek:

Tire Kryptonite: Is black with tread marks on it similar to a tires. When kept near an individual (human or kryptonian) it gives the person amazing luck on the road. Car accidents are almost none-existent for the person and their driving is absolutly fabulous! It was often used during filming for the Dukes of Hazzard. As is obvious however, this type of Kryptonite is extinct from the Smallville region. ;)

More later. :D

[casfetes]

Indian Red Kryptonite - Originally thought to be gone. To quote Krypyola.

Indian Red is renamed Chestnut in 1999 in response to aliens who felt some children wrongly perceived the crayon color was intended to represent the skin color of Native Americans. The name originated from a reddish-brown pigment found near India commonly used in fine artist oil paint.

Makes Clark EXTREMELY touchy about biggotry/stereotypes.

[TKFlash]

Psi-Kryptonite: gives humans Telekinesis or Telepathy (depending on gender)

[dsv100]

Originally posted by Happy Random
Hamburger Kryptonite:
for which Wimpy Kryptonite will gladly pay you Tuesday.

Spinach kryptonite: makes the effects of Popeye kryptonite stronger.

K-Mart's store brand imitation kryptonite: according to the package, supervillains can't tell the difference between how it and "the national brand" will weaken Superman, but we all know it's not the same. The only reason to buy it is you save 50 cents.

Kryzzle-to-the-ite: simply another name for regular kryptonite. Just a lame attempt to boost kryptonite's "street cred" among the young urban set.

[goldylocks_k]

Diet kryptonite. Same great colour, half the effect:)

[Mistryman]

Hey cool thread, i made one similair a while ago on how many different types of kryptonite there was, thought anyone in this thread will probably appreciate this link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kryponite

Watch out for the pink-k

[pork]

superhippie2000 and goldylocks_k:

Those are so great. Pretty funny stuff. :D

[Welling_is_pretty]

chocolate kryptonite: when eaten it gives the person a sugar rush and a craving for more!

[metor_freak]

cannibus kryptonite- makes krptonians mellow with munchies.

[I_love_kent]

deformed Kryptonite-Cures hangovers instantly (Lois loves it)

[metor_freak]

wood grain kryponite gives the person the ability to build anything.

Bran Kryptonite- leaves you feeling squeky clean

[pork]

Paper kryptonite: Causes the sudden urge to make origami out of everything. May be disastrous if Superman comes in contact with this element in the middle of a city.

[LionelLuthor]

Poo Kryptonite- Just stinks really bad.

Fluorescent yellow K- Swaps Clark's hands and feet around so he's all discombobulated.

Blood K- Drains Clark of all of his blood so he's all deflated.

[tribob]

fluffy kryptonite - cures anyone {human} adversely affected by green k

i.e
-takes away there 'powers'
-and there urge to kill people especially lana

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by Welling_is_pretty
chocolate kryptonite: when eaten it gives the person a sugar rush and a craving for more!

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

I think that somebody spiked my drink with that stuff!! I've had these crazy sugar/chocolate cravings lately! :D

Grows-On-Trees K: When buried near a tree, this type of Kryptonite cause 10's, 20's, and 100 dollar bills to grow amongst the trees branches. As is obvious, the Luthors have hoarded all of this precious awesome substance. :D

[Miss L]

Sparkly Kryptonite: Makes Clark want to wear mouse ears and dance around singing "It's a Small World After All..."

[dsv100]

Spock-ly kryptonite: Makes Clark want to wear Vulcan ears and perform Leonard Nimoy's hit song "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" (http://www.alteringtime.com/features/misc/?p=baggins)

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Happy Random
:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

I think that somebody spiked my drink with that stuff!! I've had these crazy sugar/chocolate cravings lately! :D

Grows-On-Trees K: When buried near a tree, this type of Kryptonite cause 10's, 20's, and 100 dollar bills to grow amongst the trees branches. As is obvious, the Luthors have hoarded all of this precious awesome substance. :D
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: ;)
Yeah, those Luthors, always with the hoarding of Gorws-on-Trees K! Why else would Lionel have had all thos K in his vault in Season 2 instead of money?! :lol:

[ramicio]

yellow kryptonite making him more intelligent? don't you remember the episode when his parents were doing paperwork to figure out their finances to see if they could keep the farm, clark walks by, glances, and has an answer for the math problem right away?

[TampaVille]

Al/Gough Kryptonite - Temporarily removes any of Clark's powers which are not convenient for a given episode. On occasion (Crusade, Reckoning) gives him powers which ARE convenient for a given episode.

[anakin]

Yeah, that would give the boy in blue a real challenge. LOL.

[1.21 gigawatts]

Originally posted by the kent farm
blue kryptonite. makes clark see into the future.

Blue Kryptonite is real. It hurts Bizzaro Superman.

Hmm... Ecru Kryptonite. More appeasing to the eyes than White Kryptonite.

[xrayvision]

Plaid Kryptonite - It turns everyone in contact with it into a BDA who lie & keep secrets and end up in the PZ.

Devil's Kryptonite - It brings Lana's parents back from the dead to reign hell on Earth.

Kent Kryptonite - It ends the vicious circle of Kent boys breaking the hearts of Lang girls.

MB kryptonite - It turns humans into sinister, evil beings who like planting gardens by turning their sons into vegetables.

Walden Kryptonite - It makes all those who come in contact with its possessor "talk to the hand"

Doo-rag Kryptonite - It turns Kryptonians into gangstas from the hood who pop caps in asses.

Lana-bite Kryptonite - It makes girls who bite their boyfriends while in possession of it feel more close to them than ever before.

Ageless Kryptonite - It makes everything suck and go booom!!!

Coffee Kryptonite - It makes humans find their sugardaddy and con them into partnering with them to open up a place where there parents met.

Extra strength Kryptonite - Relieves Kryptonians of the worst headaches after listening to their pink princess whine about keeping secrets from them

Man-divide Kryptonite - It alters the friendship division that Lang women cause between 2 buddies by turning the buddies into fruitcakes

Look what I've done Kryptonite - It makes BDA's realize bad consequences of their actions before they do them, but unfortunately it fails and they make their mistake anyway

PeteGabeNellHenrySmall Kryptonite - This is a Kryptonite with many patents out for it, but every one causes an acute forgetfulness of a past loved one who has moved away

White glove Kryptonite - this turns Kryptonians into moonwalking fools who dangle their kids off Luthorcorp Plaza and gives them instant plastic surgery to make them look like a Planet of the Apes character

Abominable Snowman Kryptonite - This makes Kryptonians want to pick up a little bunny rabbit and hug it & squeeze and call it George

[xrayvision]

Extra-medicated Kryptonite - This relieves Kryptonians of jock itch and all sorts of other stuff that can otherwise put a damper on their plans

'Roids Kryptonite - This turns Kryptonians into Baywatch stars, homerun hitters, and wrestling champions

Looney Toons Kryptonite - This turns enemies into cartoon characters who argue:

Clark: Lex season
Lex: Clark season
Clark: Lex season
Lex: Clark season
Clark: Lex season
Lex: Lex season
Clark: Clark season
Blam!!!!!

Not-saved-by-Clark Kryptonite - This makes Lana give credit to everyone else (including inanimate objects) for saving her except Clark

Kneel before Zod Kryptonite - This makes anyone kneel before Zod for no apparent reason

Bundy-nite - This Kryptonite makes Kryptonians sell women shoes while having a family that can care less about them

Ripoff Kryptonite - This magically puts Smallvillians into strange circumstances like seen in recent movies playing at the Talon (or whatever theater Smallvillians go to see their movies)

Super-who? Kryptonite - This keeps Kryptonians from getting to their destiny and is the likely cause of BDA-ism

Anti-Lana Kryptonite - This Kryptonite reverses everyone's attraction to Lana so that Lana is attracted to everything & everyone

Flying-in-specialists Kryptonite - This Kryptonite makes humans make promises to fly in the best specialists from local cities but never cash in on their promises

Anti-Memory loss Kryptonite - This form of Kryptonite makes it impossible for humans or Kryptonians to forget what happened to them and makes them remember everything that ever happened in their life. This was crushed and completely confiscated by 2 men by the names of Millar & Gough. It is now extinct

[The Petri Dish Kid]

Soylent Green Kryptonite: Made from 100% Fresh Kryptonians!

Baby Blue Kryptonite: Enhances Clark's "vacant baby blues" and the Kent Charm to the max!

[Welling_is_pretty]

Walden Kryptonite - It makes all those who come in contact with its possessor "talk to the hand"
:rotfl:

Anti-Memory loss Kryptonite - This form of Kryptonite makes it impossible for humans or Kryptonians to forget what happened to them and makes them remember everything that ever happened in their life. This was crushed and completely confiscated by 2 men by the names of Millar & Gough. It is now extinct

:rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Can-you-hear-me-now Kryptonite - Allows Clark to talk to Jor-El in the FOS without yelling

Not-your-average-Joe Kryptonite - It makes all other forms of Kryptonite suspicious of it. The only Kryptonite that doesn't affect anyone or anything else.

Gilbert Godfried Kryptonite - Turns whoever that touches it into the most unsexy human/Kryptonian on Earth and ultimately turns them into a duck who sells insurance

Darth Kryptonite - This makes a certain lawyer proclaim to a certain pink princess that he is her father.

Adventures-of-Pluto-Nash Kryptonite - This makes any movie that any star of Smallville is involved in a box office failure

Jonathan Kent-onite - This makes fathers force their sons to return any gifts that they receive in life

Product placement-onite - This turns various objects into items like Lemon Pledge, Old Spice Red Zone, Talon Mix CDs, Ford Fusions, and even Remy Zero.

[xrayvision]

Less Filling, Tastes Great Kryptonite - It's the Kryptonite you just can't get enough of

[Sweetie]

Yellow kryptonite:Makes Clark eat and eat until he exploses...Watch your pies Martha,Clark is coming...:lol:

[xrayvision]

Nice-night-for-a-walk Kryptonite - This kryptonite makes Kryptonians forget to put clothes on and go about their everyday activities nude. It is believed that this also affects humans, especially after they take 1.5 hour showers.

Simon Cowell-ite - This is the Kryptonite that gives Kryptonians their British accent as they grow older in life.

Urk-El-ite - This Kryptonite turns humans and Kryptonians into nerds, geeks, and dorks who can not do a damn thing without tripping and causing major damage.

Bad Dancing BDA Kryptonite - This makes BDA's dance horribly after bouts with witch magic.

What-have-you-done-for-me-lately Kryptonite - This turns humans into golddiggers who hang around billionaires for the toys they give them

Opera Kryptonite - This Kryptonite mysteriously plays opera music when something dangerous is about to happen to its possessor, or to its possessor's nemesis. It also does the same when big things are about to be revealed.

[xrayvision]

Green Arrow Kryptonite: This is green-k shaped like an arrow. It makes kryptonians turn into bullies and beat the crap out of various cue-balls.

Denim kryptonite: This gives kryptonians the ability to have an endless supply of denim jackets, usually red or blue.

Shot-too-many-timesonite: This type makes people who are shot too often forget about things, like people they've asked to move in with them in the past.

Headtraumite: This makes humans vulnerable to getting knocked out even when their head doesn't make impact with a surface. It spontaneously forms around people who have gotten knocked out too many times.

SmallvilleMedicalCenterite: This kryptonite gives humans who go to the hospital once a week for non-chronic suffering a "Get into the Smallville Medical Center Free Pass"

Pervite: This kryptonite fools humans who know they have been spied on while undressing into continuing & advancing their relationship with their spyer.

MB-ite: This kryptonite makes fathers grow a beard and a nice mane (or even a shag-top) and makes them torture their sons with things like radical electroshock therapy while finding out the secrets of the world and being horrifically cunning

KFC-onite: Don't ask what this does. If I tell you, I'll have to kill you :)

[Spirit Detective]

Originally posted by xrayvision

KFC-onite: Don't ask what this does. If I tell you, I'll have to kill you :)

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

How about:

Secretandlies-ite: Over time, you will become obsessed with secrets and lies

[xrayvision]

LOL! I think Lex & Lana have Secretandlies-ite poisoning.

WillyoutakethisZodasyourlawfulbride-onite: This one makes Kryptonians kneel before Zod for all the wrong reasons.

[xrayvision]

JimmyOlsen-ite: This type of kryptonite fools humans and Kryptonians into not realizing that certain photographers look exactly like locked up dudes that tried to steal their powers.

StalkerInTheBathroomonite: This type makes human women who think there's a stalker in their bathroom while they're in the shower grab a shower brush and not cover up with a towel to attack the stalker.

MmmmPie-onite: This type of kryptonite takes away all the motivations of Kryptonians and forces them to indulge on the ever delicious Martha Kent pies.

[Spirit Detective]

Dagger-onite: Turns the victim into a portal that releases Zod from the Phantom Zone.

[xrayvision]

YeahRemyZeronite: This turns humans into product placement guys and girls.

[Spirit Detective]

CleanandClearUltra-onite: Turns users into a product placement guy/girl for acne treatment

[xrayvision]

SororityBoys-onite: Makes various Cueballs with jealous tendencies who have girlfriends in college get dressed up as girls to spy on them while getting chased by their former frat brothers.

DiamondEarrings-onite: Turns anyone who touches it into Lex's latest fling---namely Lana.

Wheresourfatherb**ch-onite: This makes humans and Kryptonians get straight to the point. It comes in handy when asking secrets and lies obsessed morons the whereabouts of their kidnapped boyfriends/girlfriends.

[xrayvision]

Tinagreeronite: This kryptonite slowly turns any living thing into Lana's. If not disposed of soon, a town of Lanas is created. Mass hysteria of secrets and lies is a symptom.

Gabrielduncanite: This kryptonite summons a heroic fanatic who can reprogram hidden missiles in silos to thankfully exterminate above mentioned Lana-towns.

Wholetthedogsout Kryptonite: This kryptonite causes pets to run away to Metropolis and wreak havoc. The first known siting is at the Kent Farm.

[mfarhaniqbal33]

Purple Kryptonite which will make Clark and Lex have sex with each other......you know y because Purple Kryptonite is a Kryptonite that will change a person's Orientation from Straight to Gay and from Gay to Staright hahahahahahahahahaha

[xrayvision]

RichardSimmons-onite: This form will make Lex grow curly hair and throw away all his purple shirts for the sweatsuit with shorts.

[Paul Satanic]

Lana Kryptonite. It staves off Lana Lang and weakens her whenever she's near it. Perfect to protect all men from her baleful influence.

[xrayvision]

Thong-onite: This transforms the clothes of any human or Kryptonian into a thong. It is lethal if one is to stare directly at Lex after he has been exposed to it.

[xrayvision]

AreWeThereYet-onite: This kryptonite takes away the superspeed of Kryptonians so that they have to travel everyplace by vehicle.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by xrayvision
AreWeThereYet-onite: This kryptonite takes away the superspeed of Kryptonians so that they have to travel everyplace by vehicle.
:eek: :rotfl:

so now we also need ReachOutAndTouchSomeone-onite: kryptonite that takes away Kryptonians superspeed so they actually have to use a FRICKIN' PHONE for conversations that last less than 10 minutes!

hee.

[TerraMan]

purple kryptonite, exposure to this kryptonite will make them sing 'I'm a little bit of country, and little bit of rok 'n roll' and dance like Donny Osmond

[Sorath]

Actually there is 150 different versions of Kryptonite. Gold Kryptonite for instance will strip him of his powers completely for good, hence why it has never been used, dont ask me I just remember reading about way back when.

There is also a Rainbow one that effects him how ever he wants it to, some thing along those lines.

Also red Kryptonite doesn't do it really the way the show makes it out, its more of a wild card, in one issue he got exposed to Red Kryptonite and it turned his head in to the head of an ant.

So there been a lot of different versions of Kryptonite so it would be hard to creat new ones.

[xrayvision]

Beetlejuice-onite: This type of kryptonite makes anyone--human or Kryptonian---explode at the 3rd mention of anything, especially secrets & lies. It is also known as Beatingadeadhorse-onite.

Roadkill-onite: Lana Lang with <insert SUV of the week>...bodybag...life insurance...last rites. Nuff said!

[cdietric]

Rainbow Kryptonite - Turns a Kryptonian gay

[superhippie2000]

^^ pink turns them gay

[Shadowlord367]

Maroon Kryptonite - turns Superman emo. The opposite of what REd does in Smallville

[xrayvision]

Lana'sSafe-onite: This type of kryptonite turns all the men around Lana gay so that she's no longer threatened by men wanting her.

OopsIGuessNot-onite: This type of kryptonite creates a primal accessorizing competition between the newly changed men and Lana that gets bloody.

YouBetYourSweetAspercreme-onite: This type of kryptonite helps relieve the chronic pain that develops in humans who have weekly visits to the hospital for the stupid things they get involved with.

WhatIsItWithPeopleFeelingLikeTheyHaveToProtectMe-onite: This type of kryptonite finally ends the nonsensical ramblings of dullards who have no idea why they need saving after their lives are jeopardized over 100 times in less than 21 years of being alive by making them finally understand what they are doing to endanger their life. This type of kryptonite is a myth and the only ones rumored to have ever seen it are lost explorers known as Gough/Millar.

[Spirit Detective]

LessScreenTimeforClark-onite : "Tonight's episode of Smallville features a Special Guest Appearance by Tom Welling!"

[xrayvision]

LOL!!

MercyReef-onite:

This form of kryptonite opens a portal to the Phorgotten Zone and sucks out everyone in Smallville who had a role in a pilots of failed shows. This also is the cure to & counteracts LessScreenTimeforClark-onite.

[Spirit Detective]

GoughMillarDontKnowWhatTheyreDoing-Onite: Season 6 becomes filled with Lexana in order to cope with the stupidity of TPTB

[xrayvision]

AllLanaAndNothingElseMadeClarkABDA-onite:

This type of kryptonite makes Clark a BDA and makes him write the name of this kryptonite over and over and over again.

[InLove_with_Chloe]

Stinky kryptonite. It' incredible stench forces any zoner to surrender...

[xrayvision]

LanaWorship-onite: This type of kryptonite is usually found in crowded areas like museums, malls, etc. & makes people open the way up for the self obsessed.

[Routh]

Originally posted by xrayvision
LanaWorship-onite: This type of kryptonite is usually found in crowded areas like museums, malls, etc. & makes people open the way up for the self obsessed.
Oxygen?

[TheoristMaximus]

Thecret K- Causes any pain in the ass woman who doesnt trust the most noble and selfless person on Earth to explode in a shower of gore when within 50 feet.

Bleached K- Causes the user to become rational and observe any extremely attractive bleached blonde girls who actually like him.

Real Green K- Exactly like green K except it prevents bull*#$& scenes like in splinter where clark is affected and manages to super speed away when he clearly shouldn't be able to.

Plot K- has a billion uses, from solving incredibly difficult problems involving the brainwashing of superman to setting up hokey ways for the writers to play with a truly evil lex luthor, also known as black k.:D

[xrayvision]

IKnowYouAreButWhatAm-ite: This type of kryptonite gives Clark the most annoying comeback line ever & the power to make movies like Clark-ee's Big Adventure and Big Top Clark-ee. It also replaces the red jacket with a white shirt with gray sports coat and a red bow-tie. It also causes Clark to make his own kids show called Clark-ee's Lofthouse. Unfortunately, it also causes him to expose himself later on at adult theaters.

Entertainment-onite: The type of kryptonite has no effect on humans or Kryptonians but instead transforms TV signals across the country to report on Smallville's wardrobe malfunctions and the Talon Awards. It also reports on who among Lois, Chloe, Lex, Clark, and Lana wears and doesn't wear underwear.

WonderfulTo-nite: This type of kryptonite plays Eric Clapton songs instead of eerie music when Lex & Lana have sex. Unfortunately they are caught in the act In Lex's Father's Eyes and are subject to hours of electroshock therapy.

[kal-el1513]

Rainbowniyte- Is every type of kryptonite combinded into one. and effects kryptonians by mutatinng them which gives them powers besides those of the yellow sun. For example if clark was aroung rainbownite and around ice, he would then have the power to freeze objects by merely thinking and would still have all of his yellow sun powers. so in the end you get a kryptonian mutant.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by TheoristMaximus
Thecret K- Causes any pain in the ass woman who doesnt trust the most noble and selfless person on Earth to explode in a shower of gore when within 50 feet.

Bleached K- Causes the user to become rational and observe any extremely attractive bleached blonde girls who actually like him.

Real Green K- Exactly like green K except it prevents bull*#$& scenes like in splinter where clark is affected and manages to super speed away when he clearly shouldn't be able to.

Plot K- has a billion uses, from solving incredibly difficult problems involving the brainwashing of superman to setting up hokey ways for the writers to play with a truly evil lex luthor, also known as black k.:D
:rotfl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I particularly liked the first and the last.

[xrayvision]

Sams-onite: This type of kryptonite frees Kryptonians of their luggage or baggage they have to bring with them, namely whiny, b**chy, annoying, 1-track minded former girlfriends.

Consist-onite: This type of kryptonite is what makes Lana's brain (if she has one anymore) and behavior consistent. It is believed to be buried deep in a mountain of dust in the PZ so that nobody can ever find it.

RedYellowBlue-onite: This type of kryptonite erases the colors yellow, red, and blue from the visible light spectrum. Believed to be at an undisclosed location known only to legendary wise men known as Al & Miles.

CommonSens-onite: This type of kryptonite allows billionaires not to be interested in an average highschool/college girl and those with superhuman powers to enjoy what nobody else has. It also allows women people not to spend their Thanksgiving dinner with the man who killed their husband and other younger women not to spend Thanksgiving passing the potatoes to men who tried to turn their entire house & family into a barbecue a few summers ago. Most strangely, it allows certain girls to put evidence about a certain friend of their's together (evidence such as the friend disappearing in a mere second, saving them from tornadoes, alien languages, and the fact that superhuman alien invaders seem to always disappear when the friend shows up). CommonSens-onite is certainly not common.

[bucketz2009]

Rainbow colored kryptonite...

makes Clark lose all interest in Lana, Chloe, Lois and puts all interest in Ollie and Lex :lol:

[krpto]

iced kryptonite turns kryptonians blue and makes it harder to controll powers.

[xrayvision]

^^And causes Kryptonian shrinkage. :)

[J Geils]

Bronze kryptonite - makes clark's legs and arms invisible

[Hoogys]

Rainbow kryptonite, It makes Clark Super.

Give yourself a second to figure it out.

[xrayvision]

TheDifferenceBetweenDay&-onite: This type of kryptonite only affects beings known as Al & Miles and allows them to create parallels that show how different 2 things or people can be given similar circumstances.

[xrayvision]

Crips-tonite: This type of kryptonite makes Clark go gangsta and freaky with his ho's. He be spray paintin' CKU & addin' lettaz to da sign to makes it mo' appropriate. This also makes him pop a bunch of caps in Cueball's rich ass. His street name would change to BDA---Biggity Dawg Annihilator and would take weekly trips to the Fortress of Shizzle for some Kryptonian bling. He C-walks all ova Lana's ass when he hears talk of C-crets-n-Lyz (which becomes another street name for him).

[Raith]

Teal-Silver-Blue Kryptonite: Burns Clark's Skin, cannot be in a radius of three(3) feet within it or he gets burned, of course, the burn is not permanent.

[kamikaze Squirl]

Niceonite - makes clark act EXTREMLY nice to everyone, gives him the need to constantly get gifts (crappy or otherwise he wont care, its the thought that counts right?) for all of his freinds and loved ones, also makes it so he cant ever tell a lie

Bluegreen kryptonite - makes clark think hes 12 years old

Lexonite - makes clark think hes lex luthor evil and all.

*****onite - gives clark very exsisive use of the B word. could cause some very funny moments!

Womonite - makes clark think hes a woman.

Shoponite - gives clark the irrisistable urge to shop till he drops.

[xrayvision]

FarmtasticFour-onite: This gives Clark the ability to recruit cows, pigs, chickens, and other superpowered farm animals for his own team of superheros after he gets jealous that Ollie has his JLA.

SheNo'FoYouMang-onite: This gives Clark the urge to give the stare of death and murder any close friend of his who tries to get physical with Gi...errr....Lana once he starts considering her as a sister.

Say'ElloToMyLil'Friend-onite: This type of kryptonite allows Clark to use his secret weapon as a last resort when the enemy is closing in----Bessie the explosive cow-pile projectile shooter.

[Hoogys]

burned kryptonite-- turns Clark baked

[chloefan]

Too long of a thread to read all the way through and see if this is in it yet so i'm just gonna put it: Purple Kryptonite - turns Clark in to a yellow bellied Coward.

Chloeite - Makes Clark fall madly in love with Chloe and he realizes she's the one he wanted all along.

[Hoogys]

Yellow and blue kryptonite -seperate they are harmless but when put together they weaken Clark and can evenouly kill him

[kamikaze Squirl]

Sparkly purple kryptonite - gives clark the urge to sing princes song purple rain in the worst possible situations

Blingonite - turns clark into a wanna be gangster (im talking teenage 50 cent wanna be type gangster)

Black and purple kryptonite mixed together - makes clark extremly depressed, say the wrong thing to him and he will cry uncontrollably and he wont know why.

[GooN]

clip-tonite = makes everyone around clark give him a clip around the ear.

[Hoogys]

Tobacco kryptonite - makes Clark grow a five o'clock shadow and yell "What are you looking at huh!!" at anyone staring at him.

[xrayvision]

Porn-onite: This is the type of kryptonite that makes Clark & other characters of Smallville into a pornstars. It causes Smallville episodes to have stars such as Chloe "Twin Peaks" Sullivan, Loins Lane, Flexy Lexy Luthor, Clark "Get Bent" Kent, "Moaning" Martha Kent, Lana "Faking It" Lang, and Lionel "The Suitor" Luthor. Occasionally, it allows "Slim Jim" Olsen to appear for a cameo. The titles to upcoming episode featuring this type of kryptonite are: "Chloe does Kansas", "Clarkie Pole Vaults the Sharkie", "Kal-Elk" and "Lana's 10,000 Positions at Luthorcorp". This type of kryptonite is dangerous to Lionel if he's exposed to it for more than 4 hours or if he mixes it with ******. It even does an Al/Miles no-no & summons the classic Batman villian, The Choker.

[Hoogys]

[i]Lionel "The Suitor" Luthor. [/B]

or Lionel "Daddy Warbucksnaked" Luthor.

[xrayvision]

^^Clever!!

[Spirit Detective]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Porn-onite: This is the type of kryptonite that makes Clark & other characters of Smallville into a pornstars. It causes Smallville episodes to have stars such as Chloe "Twin Peaks" Sullivan, Loins Lane, Flexy Lexy Luthor, Clark "Get Bent" Kent, "Moaning" Martha Kent, Lana "Faking It" Lang, and Lionel "The Suitor" Luthor. Occasionally, it allows "Slim Jim" Olsen to appear for a cameo. The titles to upcoming episode featuring this type of kryptonite are: "Chloe does Kansas", "Clarkie Pole Vaults the Sharkie", "Kal-Elk" and "Lana's 10,000 Positions at Luthorcorp". This type of kryptonite is dangerous to Lionel if he's exposed to it for more than 4 hours or if he mixes it with ******. It even does an Al/Miles no-no & summons the classic Batman villian, The Choker.

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

Very funny!

[xrayvision]

Thanks!

[xrayvision]

Kryptons-ite: This type of kryptonite makes Clark, Chloe, Lana, and Lois go onto message boards to find out what the latest spoilers are for their TV shows and to debate how one female character from their shows will assume the identity of the female character who will in the future end up with the male star of their favorite show.

[xrayvision]

Defec-ite: This type of kryptonite usually appears after Clark goes on a tequila binge & makes him party with Shelby in Lex's bushes.

[i love u tom]

Originally posted by xrayvision


CommonSens-onite: This type of kryptonite allows billionaires not to be interested in an average highschool/college girl and those with superhuman powers to enjoy what nobody else has. It also allows women people not to spend their Thanksgiving dinner with the man who killed their husband and other younger women not to spend Thanksgiving passing the potatoes to men who tried to turn their entire house & family into a barbecue a few summers ago. Most strangely, it allows certain girls to put evidence about a certain friend of their's together (evidence such as the friend disappearing in a mere second, saving them from tornadoes, alien languages, and the fact that superhuman alien invaders seem to always disappear when the friend shows up). CommonSens-onite is certainly not common.


:rotfl: :rotfl: we need this one!!!!

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by xrayvision
RedYellowBlue-onite: This type of kryptonite erases the colors yellow, red, and blue from the visible light spectrum. Believed to be at an undisclosed location known only to legendary wise men known as Al & Miles.

BlueRedYell-onite: Very similar to RedYellowBlue-onite, but instead causes tremendous wardrobe crises in Smallville to the point where it is renamed ButtNakedVille.

[aLaNa]

OopsIDidItAgain-onite: This kryptonite causes anyone within three feet of it to break out in dance and sing britney spears songs

[xrayvision]

NoFl-ite: This is the type of kryptonite that is invisible and prevents Clark from flying. It is believed the inventors names are Millar & Gough.

[Spirit Detective]

NoT-ite: This is the type of kryptonite that is invisible and prevents Clark from developing the perfect costume that would nullify Miss Lang's "secrets and lies". It also causes Lex to stop his suspicion that Clark has superpowers and turn his attention towards a hero with Super in their name. It is believed the inventors names are Millar & Gough.

THE_POWERS_THAT_BE_tease_the_fans - oite: This type of kryptonite creates such one shot episodes like Justice and such one shot story arcs like Milton Fine and forget them after the next episode/season. If Gough & Millar are within, 100 feet of this invisible kryptonite, they decide to never again show Milton Fine or the Justice League because "the arcs have run their course".

[xrayvision]

Craptonite: This type of kryptonite makes Clark sh*t his pants in the most untimely circumstances.

Braindead-onite: This type of kryptonite is spied on by farmboys and complains about secrets & lies. It's life is also jeopardized many times and gets knocked up by Cueball-onite. It has no clue why it needs to be protected. Very harmful to plaid wearing Kryptonians.

Cueball-onite: This type of kryptonite is responsible for torturing fish people on tables, fast guys in cells with jolting floors, and was known to have been through a session of radical electroshock therapy. It also has the tendency of giving its holder the former girlfriends of their former best friend. And it gives the holder the ability to be possessed by an alien, trapped criminal and impale the above mentioned girlfriend's hand.

[xrayvision]

Skelet-onite: This type of kryptonite makes Clark fear Martha's cooking and instead choose Lois' cooking. Over time, he turns into skin & bones and eventually gets the nickname, Clarkie McBeal.

[Dodden]

I'm too lazy to check if this one's been done.

******-nite: Gives Clark uncontrollable erections.

[Chaos_Theory]

Turquoise Kryptonite- Created by Lionel and Lex Luthor using the blood from all the "Meteor Freaks" in Belle Reve, and 33.1. It affects ONLY Kryptonians, and gives them all the powers that are possessed by the "Meteor Freaks", and also gives Clark FULL CONTROL over his emotions, and abilities, and gives him the ability to Freeze things, kind of like his ability to start fire. Clark will find only one piece, and it will be the only piece, because LuthorCorp will dispose of it, once they see that there is no effect on Non-Kryptonians. Idk, I thought it was kool, lol.

PURE Black Kryptonite- Puts Clark in the same situation Lex was in in the episode "Onyx", kind of. Meaning Clark's regular personality will be in one body, and his Red K personality in another, and his Paranoid personality in the other. Therfore, his Red K personality will go back to doing what it did in Metropolis in the beginning of Season 3, and his Paranoid body will most likely end up hurting at least one person he loves fatally, and all of them have the same abilities as Clark, but the Red K Clark can control them much better, along with being able to fly. This makes it difficult for Clark to stop him, but he has an easier battle with the Paranoid self, and once he defeats both, if possible, they form back into him. IDK, crazy I guess, lol.

[xrayvision]

Pure Black-k seems interesting. A 3-way split would be something new. More Clark for your buck.

[xrayvision]

Mister-ite: This is the rarest form of kryptonite believed to be held by a cybernetic organism known as the MilesGoughernator. It is custom made to interact solely with a specific human woman with severe boyfriend problems and will solve all those problems in 1 shot. It's effects are known to reach far distances, say like the distance from Smallville to Wichita. It only appears after the ultimate weapon of the MilesGoughernator, Secrets & Lies, is destroyed.

[xrayvision]

OneNightStand-onite: This is the very rare type of kryptonite that forces Clark to have a one night stand with Chloe. It is also unofficially known by its possessors, the Dynamic Gough-Miles Duo, as ChlarkerTeas-onite.

[t.ko]

i think there was a thread on this a while back. My idea was brown kryptonite.

Clark: OH snap It's Brown Kryptonite!!! *takes a closer look and touches it with his fingers* AWWW AWWW AWWWWWWWW
*then he realizes it's not "Brown Kryptonite" *

[DRock1492]

yellowish kryptonite - kryptonians cannot control there blatter lol

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by t.ko

Clark: OH snap It's Brown Kryptonite!!! *takes a closer look and touches it with his fingers* AWWW AWWW AWWWWWWWW
*then he realizes it's not "Brown Kryptonite" *
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Odysseus]

Pink-onite: Makes females passive-aggressive and become obsessed with secrets and lies. Also known for its uncanny ability to emasculate males.

Sulliv-onite: Gives humans investigative talents and excellent computer skills.

Martha-nite: gives humans a burning desire to bake pies.

Peteonite-used as product placement

[christian_kryptonian]

Pink Kryptonitemakes Kryptonians homosexual. Ok...where's Raya? lol j/k

[KrazyKid]

Magnet-onite

makes Clarks heat vision turn into a look that would make any girl melt... that would be sweet lol

[xrayvision]

Geriatr-onite: This type of kryptonite is what gives senior Kryptonians their daily dose of essential minerals to keep them going and functioning in the Fortress of Solitude for their kids. It also eventually turns them from a humanoid form into a bottle of soap.

[Kryptonian-Ronin]

Ganja-kryptonite

Smoke it and get the SUPER MUNCHIES !!

[TheoristMaximus]

Kryptosight: Functions identically to green kryptonite, but only begins working on Clark when it is seen by Clark or or otherwise thematically appropriate, rather then say, how close it actually is to Clark. It has been found out that this is what has rained over Smallville and is erroneously being referred to as Green Kryptonite.

Kryptoflight: Unlocks the Kryptonian ability to fly. Is hurled at Clark from a nearby speeding car by someone who shouts "VIRGIL SWANN SAID YOU WANTED THIS A LONG TIME AGO, SORRY IT'S LATE!" on the last episode of Smallville, 10 minutes before the final credits roll.

[xrayvision]

ForMeToPoop-onite: This type of kryptonite enables Shelby to talk and start insulting Clark and all his friends. Secrets & lies are a wonderful thing....for me to poop on!!

[MaLkIq_MuKi]

How about a white kryptonite - kills the effect of the green kryptonite :D

[cyberstorm78]

how about new kryptonite and when the meteor freaks find out it doesn't work on clark they bring back kryptonite classic

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by cyberstorm78
how about new kryptonite and when the meteor freaks find out it doesn't work on clark they bring back kryptonite classic
:eek: :rotfl:
oh that was good!
*applauds*
really good!

[Erok-El]

Spacetime Kryptonite - This particular type of K was accidentally used when the highway from Smallville and Metropolis was being repaved. It has caused the travel time to and from these cities to be reduced to mere minutes for the average driver, making numerous trips back and forth everyday feasible.

[sithius]

Okay I'll take a shot at this.

Purple Kryptonite: Causes Supermans already powerful abilities to naturally increase 10 times over, if not more. He is now faster then Flash. ;)

[deathwish2120]

dog kryptonite
turns shelby into krypto

[xrayvision]

Madonn-onite: This type of kryptonite only affects rich men who go by the nickname Cueball. It makes Lex dance & prance around in a pointy bra. As a result of its main effect, it also causes at least all straight men of Smallville to go blind.

[xrayvision]

TalesFromTheCrypt-onite: This type of kryptonite causes episodes of Smallville to turn very morbid. Such effects include Jonathan Kent returning as the Storm Cellar Keeper and telling tales of BDA's, Secrets, Lies, Pies, and Billionaires with skeletons in their closets.

CrappedOn-ite: This type of kryptonite summons hordes of various birds and rats with wings (not the superhero type) to their location. Its result is Smallville meets The Birds where the season finale is about Clark having to save Smallville from becoming bombed and sinking to hell from the overwhelming weight of bird sh*t.

[cloisinmyheart]

RAINBOW KRYPTONITE = homoeroticism
so all you clex fans will be satisfied

[j_sundude]

Orange Kryptonite
After being exposed to this Clark uncontrollably hears people's thoughts.

Gray Kryptonite
causes Clark to age rapidly.

White Kryptonite
Rapidly reverses Clark's aging.

[highdro_pharmer]

hydroponikonite:

Turns Clark into one baaaad dreadlock Rasta! Also gives him super smoke breath that gives bad guys some serious munchies. When in a pinch, also gives him the ability to summon the ghost of Jerry Garcia for backup, complete with ear-drum splattering, steel-string shattering guitar solos... oh how sweet it is.

[KryptoniteLlama]

sapphire kryptonite - makes clark more sensative to people

[indylovesmallville]

Hazel Kryptonite-Turns Kryptonians into a tattle-tale

Amethyst Kryptonite-Clones Kryptonians

[KryptoniteLlama]

Bone Kryptonite - Raises the dead

[xrayvision]

Gimp-onite: This type of kryptonite causes Lex to "bring out the Gimp". Nuff said.

[Clana_fan11]

Pink K. It makes Clark want to kill everyone in site!

[clarksgirl93]

yellow kryptonite- makes clark act very feminine and kind of gay and he lets out all fof his feeling to anyone (including lana)

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by clarksgirl93
yellow kryptonite- makes clark act very feminine and kind of gay and he lets out all fof his feeling to anyone (including lana)
pinkK actually already is a canon type of Kryptonite that makes Kryptonians gay. (and I don't really get the 'yellow' connotation)

[Shadowlord367]

Maroon Kryptonite

Makes superman kind of emo and negative.

The opposite of redk

[xrayvision]

Crystal Kryptonite: This type of kryptonite makes any type of FOS or Jor-El crystal useless against zoners of any kind. It also causes cranial overload in TPTB, which results in the hostile takeover of the show by shippers. Smallville is then taken off the CW and put on NBC as a daytime soap that last 30+ years.

[Rhaspodel]

Gold Kryptonite= makes Clark greedy with everything materialize (Sort of the traits of Lex)

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

airborn k- Makes prople fly and takes away Kryptonians ability to fly

girl sense k- gives male kryptonians and men the ability to understand women 's thoughts and feelings

[Mello Penelo]

Beer Kryptonite. It's St. Patty's Day every day!

Originally posted by Welling_is_pretty
pinkK actually already is a canon type of Kryptonite that makes Kryptonians gay. (and I don't really get the 'yellow' connotation)

Yeah, but it was only addressed in one pane of one comic where Clark was complementing Jimmy (and Lois only said Clark was acting weird) and was retconned immediately after.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Mello Penelo
Yeah, but it was only addressed in one pane of one comic where Clark was complementing Jimmy (and Lois only said Clark was acting weird) and was retconned immediately after.
yes, but wasn't it also mentioned in a Supergirl comic as well? I know I read an interview with Peter David (about the Grifter/Midnighter series he's doing) where they were talking about the gay thing and they brought up PinkK and Supergirl.
In fact, that's where I thought it came from--Supergirl, not Superman.
As for retconned, after Infinite Crisis, wasn't most of the DCU retconned?
;)

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Mello Penelo
Batgirl being gay
Actually it's BatWoman who is.

Oh and to get back on topic:

dogus disappearus and reapparus-ite:
the abillity for a dog to disappear and reappear at will, helping out his master when needed the most and saving BDAs from being trapped in delusion dreamlike states by barking and waking said BDAs up.

[Mello Penelo]

Yeah, back on topic. But first, the issue I was talking about was, in fact, a Supergirl comic. I probably have it, but my filing cabinet is severely out of order. So I looked it up on Wikipedia and here's what it said about Pink K.

From an alternate timeline in a 2003 Supergirl storyline by Peter David, this bizarre variety of kryptonite apparently turned heterosexual Kryptonians temporarily into homosexuals; it was seen in just one panel, with Superman giving flattering compliments to Jimmy Olsen about his wardrobe and decorative sense. It spoofs the more "innocent times" of the Silver Age (Lois Lane is depicted in this story as not understanding what's gotten into Superman).

Gasonite! Liquid kryptonite that powers an internal combustion engine forever! Shh. The Bush Admin doesn't want you to know about it. :rotfl:

[Spirit Detective]

EricKripke-onite

This Kryptonite brings in Eric Kripke of Supernatural to help Gough/Millar "restore" Smallville

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Spirit Detective
EricKripke-onite

This Kryptonite brings in Eric Kripke of Supernatural to help Gough/Millar "restore" Smallville
Ha!
Oh that's the 'good' kind, there.

[xrayvision]

Crabtree-nite: This type of kryptonite turns Smallville High bus drivers into psychotic b*tches who all get murdered when a serial killer shows up in Smallville and Clark convinces himself & the sheriff that he can psychicly eat pie.

[Mr.]

hey what about a kryptinonite that makes clark see humans as kryptonians

like imagine having him think that he is krypton

hey i got an idea make an episode where krypton is like reconstructed or something like that

yeah do it who agrees with me?

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by Mr.
hey i got an idea make an episode where krypton is like reconstructed or something like that

yeah do it who agrees with me?

I posted something like this:

http://www.kryptonsite.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=2581193#post2581193

Kristin-ite: This type of kryptonite turns itself into a character in the form & appearance of Kristin Kreuk that is a weakness to virtually all characters, including itself. It's basically kryptonite's kryptonite. Everyone tries to get rid of it, but no one can. It gets sent to the hospital many times and takes all kinds of abuse but lives on to prevent certain heroes & villians from reaching their respective destinies.

[j_sundude]

How about Neapolitan Kryptonite? It contains red, black, and green. The black would have to be in the center to stop the green from counteracting the red. The black divides Clark and Kal El into two seperate people. The green kills Kal El and the red removes Clark's inhibitions.

[Bonita_LovesSuperman]

Woow that would be a awesome kryptonite J_sundude...

Brown Kryptonite... Makes them fart and Sh!t a lot, I had to make something stupid I'm very sorry:lol:

[wilder]

Dont apolgise:p I can't treat that tread serious:)

I was thinking about some pink kryptonite, which change Clark into some hot, but stupid girl, or maybe yellow kryptonite which looks like honey, and if Clark eat that he change into Yellow Submarine:cool:

yeah, i know, totally stupid.:D

[xrayvision]

Krabstonite: This is the type of kryptonite Lex turns into when he sleeps with too many of his golddiggers.

Kryptonite-on-the-rocks: This is the type of kryptonite that Clark takes to drown his Lana sorrows in. He also takes this when Martha runs out of pie or pie ingredients.

[TomWellingLover122]

Silver kryptonight

well first it is spelled kryptonite and secondly, they already have a silver one...

[wilder]

So maybe Craptonight?

[meteor_phreak]

sky blue kryptonite?

maybe it can finally help clark fly? :confused:

or linoleum beige kryptonite to make clark go to the mall for new clothes?

[wilder]

Originally posted by meteor_phreak
linoleum beige kryptonite to make clark go to the mall for new clothes?

That would be fantastic. But it never happen;)

[Bonita_LovesSuperman]

Originally posted by wilder

I was thinking about some pink kryptonite, which change Clark into some hot, but stupid girl

They have Pink kryptonite and it makes superman homosexual

[wilder]

Maybe they have different pink:)

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

lip gloss o nite - makes any guy and kryptonan guy around a girl who is wearing lip gloss to kiss said girl

[xrayvision]

Yosem-ite: This type of kryptonite only works on Lex. It makes him grow thick red, bushy mustache and eyebrows and hair and causes him to go around Smallville shooting any varmints he can find.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Yosem-ite: This type of kryptonite only works on Lex. It makes him grow thick red, bushy mustache and eyebrows and hair and causes him to go around Smallville shooting any varmints he can find.
:rotfl:
oh, ok, now I'm picturing Rosenbaum saying stuff like "I'm the rootinist, tootinist, gal durn best there is!"
What an image!

[xrayvision]

Oh, and how could I ever forget about the 10 gallon hat. Lex would look pretty damn funny in one of those. :D

[laughingjellybean]

How about Rainbow Kryptonite, which includes red, green, black, and silver kryptonite? So, Clark is in immense pain! But he wants to go be sexy with Chloe, Lana, Lois, AND Martha! But he's also battling his nasty alter-ego Kal-El! And, all the while, he's terribly paranoid!!!

WHAT TO DO?!?

[xrayvision]

Orange Kryptonite: Unleashes alternate reality versions of humans, Kryptonians, Martians, and all other characters

[Acejournalist82]

Teal Kryptonite. Helps Clark make up his mind about what he wants to do, or be, or be with.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by Acejournalist82
Teal Kryptonite. Helps Clark make up his mind about what he wants to do, or be, or be with.
Ok, now I need to go find the biggest piece of Teal Kryptonite on the planet and sen dit directly to Smallville!
Cause the BDA needs it.

Bigtime.

[Acejournalist82]

lol, tell me about it.^^

[happyending21]

WHAT ABOUT HAZEL KRIPTANITE

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Hazel Kryptonite-makes Kryptonian 's and Human's eye color change with there moods

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by SuperKyptonGirl13
Hazel Kryptonite-makes Kryptonian 's and Human's eye color change with there moods

Haha, this gave me an idea:

Mood ring kryptonite: Causes humans & Kryptonians to change color after every mood swing. We find out that Lana Lang is really the Chameleon. Marvel then sues DC. :)

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Haha, this gave me an idea:

Mood ring kryptonite: Causes humans & Kryptonians to change color after every mood swing. We find out that Lana Lang is really the Chameleon. Marvel then sues DC. :)

:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[krewsaider]

"Jade-well-sorta-bluish-but-if-I-really-had-to-go-with-a-color-it-might-be-indigo-which-is-a-funny-word-I'm-hungry-where-am-I?" Kryptonite: It makes Kryptonians/Humans have Attention Deficit Disorder.

[Acejournalist82]

Purple-kryptonite: It causes Clark to start craving attention. And the attention he craves is from anyone he comes into contact with.

[xrayvision]

Museum kryptonite: This type of kryptonite parts the waiting lines for museums for everyone except Lana Lang.

[Lex'sLover]

purple K makes Clark obsessive

[clarksgirl93]

blue kryptonite- makes clark sad http://www.smileyhut.com/sad/crying.gif

[Acejournalist82]

Neon Kryptonite- Makes Clark sing in an 80s Rock Band and wear sweatbands and cut sweatshirts! Rock on CK!

[Smallville_Angel]

Magenta Kyrptonite: Makes it so Clark doesn't screw up his love life. It's very rare.

Hey, anyone with bright ideas as to where Clark can find this kryptonite?! Oh, and what colour kryptonite would make him wake up and realise that Chloe Sullivan's been under his nose all along and that perhaps he ought to stop ignoring her as a potential girlfriend?!

[clarksgirl93]

well, now she is with jimmy so he lost his chance :(

[xrayvision]

Mirror Kryptonite: This type of kryptonite turns Clark into an egosexual where he only wants & has desires for himself and carry one of those small handheld mirrors to look at himself in. Total narcissist Clark.

[clarksgirl93]

interesting :p
metalic kryptonite- makes clark allergic to any type of metal alloy

[Smallville_Angel]

Chloe may be with Jimmy, but does anyone actually know if she's truly happy with him? BINGO!!! Chloe-onite: Allows Clark to read Chloe's thoughts and feelings and become more sensitive to the fact he's treated her rather badly over the years. And how about GetoverLana-onite: Makes Clark instantly not only forget the name Lana lang, but forget her presence! Talk about heaven sent - how long can he pine over her?!

[xrayvision]

Pyramid-onite: This type of kryptonite takes Lana worship to a whole new level. It causes Clark to build a huge Egyptian-scale pyramid in the middle of Smallville dedicated to Lana.

[Wooderson_Grey]

Bling Bling-onite-- makes Clark talk like a homey from south central. And he joins the Cripps. He even pulls a heat vision drive by on Lex.

[xrayvision]

SexyLexy-onite: This type of kryptonite derails Clark's ho train when his women start finding Lex sexier and leave Clark for him.

[happyending21]

muticoulored kriptonite....

[Promise]

Purple Kryptonite. Makes Clark Human

[xrayvision]

Hilt-onite: This type of kryptonite is what finally gets Lana Lang arrested. She is seen sobbing through police cars and making a public ass of herself as she tries to thwart the legal system that everyone else is forced to follow.

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

candle-o-nite makes Kryptonians start to smell good after being set on fire

[espn_justin]

lavendar kryptonite

gives clark the ability to not complain about not being normal anymore.

[JB1986]

Anti-Lana-onite: Makes Clark realize he loves someone, ANYONE, more than he loves Lana. (Preferably Lois or Chloe!)

[Mr.]

crystal clear kryptonite - makes clark feel like all humans are kryptonians with powers :P (dunno if it already exists maybe it does :( ...)

anyways and my second thing is marmol kryptonite - makes clark a baby :)

oh and another one tear kryptonite - makes clark cry about everything :D

haha kewl lol ..... >.<

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Originally posted by JB1986
Anti-Lana-onite: Makes Clark realize he loves someone, ANYONE, more than he loves Lana. (Preferably Lois or Chloe!)
The writers need to find this kryptonite it would do them good

[music_man86]

rainbow kryptonite, take a guess as to what it does to him lol...

but seriously how about gold kryptonite...which turns him into a greedy, manipulative, eccentric lex-personality.

or plaid kyprtonite, which turns him into a nerdy reporter with glasses...

[j_sundude]

Chia-nite

It makes green hair rapidly grow out of every orifice of a kryptonian's body!

[wilder]

Originally posted by music_man86

but seriously how about gold kryptonite...


With gold kryptonite he can change iron in gold :D

[Digitalsteel]

Titanium Kryptonite.

Makes whoever infected by it able to control and manipulate metals, even forming them. A mix between Magneto, and Terminator from T-2

[nathanjamesk1]

brown kyrptonite


Kyrptons own Exlax

[Wooderson_Grey]

Clear Kryptonite.
Same effect on Clark as Red K, only half the calories.

[xrayvision]

Originally posted by j_sundude
Chia-nite

It makes green hair rapidly grow out of every orifice of a kryptonian's body!

Damn! Too bad it doesn't work on Lex. :p

[Jephael]

Those of you who know of me already probably saw this coming-

DIMENSION-ITE: A rare form of Kryptonite that allows anyone to travel to alternate worlds and meet other super heroes like Spider-Man or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[ginnyfan]

Syrupy Golden Brown Kryptonite!!! Makes Clark crave pancakes!

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Fan vid-o-nite-Makes the Smallville cast want to see the fan vids made for the show

[j_sundude]

Originally posted by ginnyfan
Syrupy Golden Brown Kryptonite!!! Makes Clark crave pancakes!

Why not call it Aunt Jemima-nite?

[Einhauen]

Viagara Blue Kryptonite

[kal-el_Girl]

Originally posted by dsv100


Floral-print kryptonite. It looks just darling with the curtains, don't you think?

:rotfl: :cool:
gold kryptonite:
makes clark say "fo' shizzle my nizzle" a lot...

:cool:

[j_sundude]

Originally posted by kal-el_Girl
gold kryptonite:
makes clark say "fo' shizzle my nizzle" a lot...

Pretty cool, but there already is a gold. Supposedly it takes away a kryptonian's powers permanantly.

But anyway, how about mixing your version of gold with plain kryptonite.

Green/Gold Kryptonite:
Turns kryptonians into pimps. Green is for the money and gold is for the honey!

[kryptongirl2008]

xD Yeah I'll got with the rainbow kryptonite!

Makes whoever he touches turn rainbow :lol:

[xrayvision]

PMS-onite: makes Clark become like Lana

Z-kryptonite: Adds a Z in front of the name of those who are explosed to it and makes them evil (nothing more evil than having your name begin with a Z in this show)

Kripke-nite: Improves the continuity of this show & magically makes Clark get an Impala

Don'tTazeMeBro-nite: Kryptonite with a "shocking" new flavor

Originally posted by j_sundude
Why not call it Aunt Jemima-nite?

Nah, we saw Aunt Jemima-nite in Cure. It makes Clark run off to Vermont and steal maple syrup.

[CK4eva]

DumpLanatonite- Causes Clark to realize that Lana is a liar and not for him!

Destinite-Makes Clark follow his true destiny at last.

[Odysseus]

Ofthelivingdead-nite: Resurrects Jonathan Kent, Alicia Baker, Whitney Fordman, Ryan James, and several other characters. Rumored to have been hidden away in a secret vault by AlMiles.

Supernatural-nite: When exposed to this form of Kryptonite, Lana's boyfriends leave town, their memories of Lana are mercifully erased, and they develop an insatiable urge to drive an Impala. It is believed that the meteor that struck Jason Teague in "Commencement" was made of this type of Kryptonite.

CheaperBytheDozen-ite: Gives a Kryptonian multiple siblings and Steve Martin as a dad.

[Mello Penelo]

Pizza-nite. Clark gains an insatiable desire to eat pizza, robbing every delivery place in the Midwest, getting morbidly obese.

[krpto]

Sarahite cause kryptonians to make out with anyone named sarah.

[xrayvision]

Paris-ite: This kryptonite is humanoid in nature. It sucks money and life out of anyone exposed to it. At times it appears pink, other times appears white, and yet other times appears dark. It's major effect is causing car accidents. It is impervious to being locked up, being made to apologize, or taking responsibility for its actions. It is very deadly to the father of any man its around. It also causes $10 million losses to billionaires. Like a true rock, it is incapable of learning anything and is very superficial & shallow. It is very vulnerable to secrets & lies, yet reflects the same thing once it is exposed to honesty. It's also known to be paraded around like a trophy and make once great friends become enemies over. Avoid this at all costs.

[Kryptongurl07]

Wow, that was a very descriptive one!

Baco-nite: makes anything that touches it acquire an irresistible meaty flavour!

One-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater--nite: Destroys everyone against Lana and her season one obsession with pink.

Better-ite: Destroys all things pink. Beware!

[queenelizabeth]

Nerdy-nite: Clark becomes very Jimmy-like suddenly

Pink Kryptonite: You become like Lana, and are irresistibly drawn to pink.

Pie Kryptonite: Pie repels you to the point of death.

[xrayvision]

BringOutTheGimp-onite: When Lex & Clark out out to kill each other & are exposed to this, it causes them to get trapped in the back of a pawn shop and bound by krypto ropes while they're mouths are ball-gagged and the Gimp is woken and brought out of his box and harnessed up. It causes Lex to get into a "sticky situation" when Zod & the pawn shop owner take him to the back.

[Jephael]

Sheesh, people sure like to emasculate Clark around here. How about we go in a different direction for a change?

Bronze/Copper Kryptonite - turns Clark into Dirty Harry

[TheLightOfKrypton]

authentic-kryptonite-when clark is around this kryptonite, he sees people and himself for who they really are. for instance, he would see lana as the manipulative, evil person she is. he would see himself as superman. it reveals true identities and removes people's masks.

[Dri-Sa]

Rainbow Kryptonite
(Makes Clark into a homosexual)

Dark Kryptonite
(Has no definate color. Sucks all life and light from it's surroundings making it stronger.)
Affects Clark much like Red K but is way may hazardous as it keeps sucking the "Good" from him, and even when he is detached from it he will still be affected. It goes on for a period of three days. after the third day, it kills him completley.
It is important to separate Clark from this Kryptonite before it is too late and he is evil forever. If you don't then it starts of with him just doing minor jerk pranks and eventually around the third day, he goes on a rampage killing people for fun, until finally he has no good in him that the evil actually kills him.)

Poop Kryptonite
(Turns Clark into a Superpoo, he retains all of his abilities but they are affected as such.

-heat vision becomes poo vision
-Super speed is not triggered by his legs but by how much he farts, to power him forward.
-Superbreath turns into Superfart where he blasts a vulger but powerful gas from his buttocks)
his skin color is also brown in this state)

[DaveMustaine]

i would love to see poop and rainbow kryptonites on smallville

[kryptonaidxh]

:( Oh yes!, make the anti Lana kryptonite please!:D :lol: :lol:
you would make to Clark a huge favor.:D

[borednow]

Tele-Kryptonite - Teleports other Kryptonite rocks around, is what is causing all these pieces of Kryptonite to show up in places Clark has been before.

Copper-Kryptonite - Makes Kryptonains one foot tall with shoe fetishes.

Mistletoe-Kryptonite - this festive Kryptonite causes anyone near it to kiss.

Pineapple-Kryptonite - Explodes on impact, that's why you can't find it anywhere.

[xrayvision]

Alicia kryptonite: The sexiest pet rock going. It's dressed up in skimpy attire and is known to teleport its possessor to Vegas where it gets married to it and causes the possessor's mommy to get disappointed in them.

[Welling_is_pretty]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Alicia kryptonite: The sexiest pet rock going. It's dressed up in skimpy attire and is known to teleport its possessor to Vegas where it gets married to it and causes the possessor's mommy to get disappointed in them.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


Ok, that was good.

[kryptonaidxh]

:confused: Alicia? sorry..who the hell was that?:confused: isn´t she dead?:confused: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:

[xrayvision]

Porky-nite: This makes Clark talk like Porky Pig. Makes Clark one hell of a bi-bi-bi-bi-BDA.

[berniepooh]

Originally posted by dsv100
Mauve kryptonite. It only affects roosters, and it makes them bark instead of crowing.

Floral-print kryptonite. It looks just darling with the curtains, don't you think?

New Kryptonite. Tastes awful, and after a marketing disaster, this kind of kryptonite is discontinued, and the Kryptonite Korporation brings back the original, calling it Kryptonite Klassic.

Kryptonite Lite. Half the kalories of regular. \

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Good ones!!

[Subzero]

How about camo-kryptonite - it allows Clark to Man-Up and finally realize that staying on the farm with Lana is a LAME idea. When is he going to grow up and realize that he needs to do more than run a farm with his powers.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Odysseus
[B]Ofthelivingdead-nite: Resurrects Jonathan Kent, Alicia Baker, Whitney Fordman, Ryan James, and several other characters. Rumored to have been hidden away in a secret vault by AlMiles.

This is Awesome - bring me back some Alicia!!

[xrayvision]

Nighty-nite: The most abundant form of kryptonite. It's the cause of anyone getting knocked out in Smallville.

[Hypertime Traveller]

Red Kryptonite (scarlet variety): instead of causing Kryptonians to lose their inhibitions, this Red K makes Kryptonians apathetic to everything and every one around them.

Red Kryptonite (vermilion variety): instead of causing Kryptonians to lose their inhibitions, this Red K turns Kryptonians downright EVIL.

Yellow Kryptonite: makes Kryptonians (and intoxicated and mentally disabled humans) suseptible to mind control. Like Red K, Yellow K must be in direct contact with an individual in order to have any effect.

Hybrid Kryptonite: works similar to the synthetic Kryptonite in Superman III, as a cross between Red & Black K, as a Kryptonian will turn evil, then divide into two seperate individuals, each with opposite personalities. This type of Kryptonite is a reddish-black.

Orange Kryptonite: works just like Red K in the post-Crisis Superman comic books, by turning Kryptonians skin transparent, causing them to overload on solar energy.

Pink Kryptonite: turns Kryptonians into self-centered, materialistic, egomaniacal jerks.

Gray Kryptonite: a type of Kryptonite that has the opposite effect to that of Red K, causing Kryptonians to become more introverted and reserved.

[hansioux]

Originally posted by xrayvision
Nighty-nite: The most abundant form of kryptonite. It's the cause of anyone getting knocked out in Smallville.

:rotfl: love it

though i still want to see rainbow-k

[xrayvision]

Adam-nite: This type of kryptonite causes once normal boyfriends to turn crazy and die. This spontaneously forms when pink princess types date too many guys.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

Don'tTazeMeBro-nite: A new type of kryptonite with a shocking cool flavor.

----- Added 9 Minutes later -----

ThisIsYourBrainOnDrugs-onite: The only form of kryptonite that educates & informs Smallville's youth on the dangers of snorting, injecting, or swallowing kryptonite. Unfortunately, the only supply is locked up deep in Lex's cellar next to a photo of him dressed up as Gump (that elf character from Legend--the Tom Cruise movie) for Halloween.

----- Added 14 Minutes later -----

NotT-onite: This type of kryptonite makes Kryptonians be not in the mood for certain activities ranging from being "too tired" for having sex with their spoiled, one track minded girlfriends to not wanting to play basketball with their friends who they stole a car for to get out of trouble.

[6-Super-Man -5]

Luthor Kryptonite

Effects any Luthor in these effects: evil, sometimes horny... and others.

[Jaderoyale]

Luthor Kryptonite

Effects any Luthor in these effects: evil, sometimes horny... and others.

Luthor Kryptonite.
I love it.
Haha.