Where is Shelby the dog in Cyborg?

[superhippie2000]

People are always making weird comments about Shelby so i think maybe we should start a thread weekly about what Shelby is possibly doing in the episode. He is always around and not dead but we barley see him so he has got to be doing something. Based on the episode make up some silly thing like we do in the "if you are just Joining us thread" but about Shelby.



Luthorcorp needed to remove the bones from Cyborg in order to replace them with robotic limbs and Shelby has snuck into the lab stole the bones and started to burry them on the Kents farm.



Shelby has just pissed on Cyborgs foot causing him to shortcurcuit.

[Happy Random]

Yay!! A Shelby thread!!

Shelby is currently modeling for the Kent Farm Insurance mascot (see my first post on the 'If you are just joining us' thread ;)) :D

[RedPhoenix23]

Shelby ran away, got an extreme make-over and changed his name to Lassie.

[FallenStar]

SHELBY!!!!!!COME HOME

Shelby (ok, LASSIE) is off saving Timmy from a well!!!

[superhippie2000]

Clark disguises Shelby as Cyborg and Lex is fooled and winds up creating Robo-Dog.

[LuckyKrypto]

Shelby is rolling around in every piece of clothing Lois owns ;)
(Clark made him do it :) )

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Shelby is rolling around in every piece of clothing Lois owns ;)
(Clark made him do it :) )


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Shelby is rolling around in every piece of clothing Lois owns ;)
(Clark made him do it :) )

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: LMBO!!! :lol:

[FallenStar]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
Shelby is rolling around in every piece of clothing Lois owns ;)
(Clark made him do it :) )


:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :lol:

bad clark!

[JB5150]

In a bold salary cap move, air bud, I mean Shelby has just been traded for Stretch Armstrong, half the cast of Mystery Men, a conditional Westminster Dog Show Draft Pick and a FOTW to be named later in order to fill out villains for the season under budget...

When reached for comment, Shelby stated he was disappointed about not enough "him" time, and after countless lobbies for more frisbee throwing, door scratching, and food stealing scenes, he thought a change of scenery would be best for all involved.

[RedPhoenix23]

:rotfl: Good one JB5150! ;)

[superhippie2000]

after following clark and cyborg back and forth from luthorcorp shelby decides to take it easy by drinking out of the toilet and cleaning himself where the sun dont shine. later that night clark comes home and happy to see him shelby jumps up and starts licking his face.

[RedPhoenix23]

EEEWWWW!! BAD DOG! :rotfl:

[Daphne]

Shelby's doing what all farm dogs do, she's out rolling in the cow poop.

[OutlawAngel]

Shelby is doing all the farm work. Someone has to do it considering Clark is always moping over Lana, or helping Chloe, or moping over Lana, or arguining with Lois, or moping over Lana, ot talking with his mom about politicsm or moping over Lana....

[RedPhoenix23]

And Lois ain't gonna do it, because she's moping over Pa Kent. RIP man!

[farmboy20]

Originally posted by OutlawAngel
Shelby is doing all the farm work. Someone has to do it considering Clark is always moping over Lana, or helping Chloe, or moping over Lana, or arguining with Lois, or moping over Lana, ot talking with his mom about politicsm or moping over Lana....

Shelby bit Clark and said, "Stop moping over Lana. Chloe is so much hotter."

Shelby met up with the neigbor's orange cat, a white horse, and a monkey.

[superhippie2000]

shelby is now in the kent barn constintly slipping on the oil cyborg spilt when he was shot.

[Happy Random]

Shelby is currently learning how to read and write so that he can blackmail Clark into telling Lana his secret. :D

[LuckyKrypto]

Originally posted by Happy Random
Shelby is currently learning how to read and write so that he can blackmail Clark into telling Lana his secret. :D

:lol: Because like most of us he is tired of this being dragged out EVERY week!!!!!

[Happy Random]

Originally posted by LuckyKrypto
:lol: Because like most of us he is tired of this being dragged out EVERY week!!!!!

Amen to that!! :D

[Nospam]

Originally posted by OutlawAngel
Shelby is doing all the farm work. Someone has to do it considering Clark is always moping over Lana, or helping Chloe, or moping over Lana, or arguining with Lois, or moping over Lana, ot talking with his mom about politicsm or moping over Lana....

Word! That's exactly what I was going to say! Shelby is out tilling the damn field while Clark jetsets around Kansas with seemingly nothing better to do.

[Shalamarke]

Shelby is currently filming "Poochie and the Freak," a spinoff mix of Smallville and Beauty and the Geek where dogs are paired up with former FOTWs in a reality TV series to win big money.

The object is for the poochies to learn how to creatively incorporate meteor rocks into everyday life, while the freaks use the dogs for pet therapy in an effort to learn to cope with their various meteor-induced abnormalities.

The winner is the team who has made the biggest change and they will be awarded $250,000 and a year's worth of kibble.

[superhippie2000]

Originally posted by Shalamarke
Shelby is currently filming "Poochie and the Freak," a spinoff mix of Smallville and Beauty and the Geek where dogs are paired up with former FOTWs in a reality TV series to win big money.

The object is for the poochies to learn how to creatively incorporate meteor rocks into everyday life, while the freaks use the dogs for pet therapy in an effort to learn to cope with their various meteor-induced abnormalities.

The winner is the team who has made the biggest change and they will be awarded $250,000 and a year's worth of kibble.


:rotfl: i dont know why but i think i actually might watch that :rotfl:

[flcn6]

Originally posted by Shalamarke
Shelby is currently filming "Poochie and the Freak," a spinoff mix of Smallville and Beauty and the Geek where dogs are paired up with former FOTWs in a reality TV series to win big money.

The object is for the poochies to learn how to creatively incorporate meteor rocks into everyday life, while the freaks use the dogs for pet therapy in an effort to learn to cope with their various meteor-induced abnormalities.

The winner is the team who has made the biggest change and they will be awarded $250,000 and a year's worth of kibble.

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[superhippie2000]

shelby is in the fortress begging jor el to give him superpowers.

[superhippie2000]

shelby is attacking all thread stealers.