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loisnlana
01-19-2006, 10:04 PM
Watch that scene with Lana and Clark studying. Then reverse the roles between Lana and Clark. Wouldn't Clark seem like a horny jerk?
RedPhoenix23
01-19-2006, 10:06 PM
Clark would be seen like a normal guy. Lana is seen as a selfish hoochey mama.
AnimeJoe
01-19-2006, 10:07 PM
Not if he hadn't been touched by Lana for months ;)..
Who wants to be in a relationship where your boyfriend or girlfriend starts playing it so safe that they're barely intimate with you anymore?
captain cold
01-19-2006, 10:07 PM
out of all the Lanas, horny Lana is a personal favorite
RedPhoenix23
01-19-2006, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by AnimeJoe
Not if he hadn't been touched by Lana for months ;)..
Who wants to be in a relationship where your boyfriend or girlfriend starts playing it so safe that they barely KISS you anymore?
Not me!!! Bring on Lex!!!
-----Long Live Lexana!!!-----
flcn6
01-19-2006, 10:23 PM
lol RedPhoenix
AnimeJoe
01-19-2006, 10:38 PM
I bet now Lana wishes Isobel hadn't left her body. She could use Isobel's powers to sexually assault Clark. ;)
sstray72
01-19-2006, 11:19 PM
Lana was hella horny. She thought that she was coming over for a booty call, but ended up doing school work instead!! :lol:
Clana sex, so sickening, but it was still funny.
Randy G.
01-19-2006, 11:26 PM
Well you go right ahead Lana!
Lol! :lol: Lana: Hey Clark, how's about givin' me a lil' sump'n sump'n. :eek: :rotfl:
That's what happens. He gave her steak, & now she ain't settlin' for no hamburger. :eek:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
sstray72
01-19-2006, 11:31 PM
I wish that Clark would say "What part of 'NO' don't you understand?" :lol:
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 12:16 AM
NymphoLana...Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? :lol:
dirtysanchez
01-20-2006, 12:23 AM
Hmmm.....Episode 18 or 19 should be dedicated to unravel the mystery of Lana's horniness as well as how it can be resolved!
Randy G.
01-20-2006, 12:25 AM
:eek: Oh! ..... She so Hor-ny!
She love him long time. :lol:
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 12:29 AM
:rotfl::rotfl:
sstray72
01-20-2006, 12:31 AM
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol:
Randy G.
01-20-2006, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol:
(*Randy G. makes a noise) "Buzz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...... :eek: :rotfl:
mallory
01-20-2006, 12:44 AM
I haven't seen the episode. But Clark said NO to Lana? Yeah, right. And donkeys can fly.
MBCorp
01-20-2006, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol:
That reminds me of Kaylee's famous line in Serenity.
Oh god, and now I'm imaging Lana saying it. :eek:
sstray72
01-20-2006, 12:50 AM
And what famous line would that be?
Originally posted by Randy G.
(*Randy G. makes a noise) "Buzz-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...... :eek: :rotfl:
She probably borrows one of Chloe's because we all know that she aint gettin none either... :lol: What are roomates for? :D
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by MBCorp
That reminds me of Kaylee's famous line in Serenity.
Oh god, and now I'm imaging Lana saying it. :eek:
:lol: I can't recall the exact quote, but I know what you are talking about! :lol:
lana&Clark4ever
01-20-2006, 12:55 AM
lana's like a duracel bunny LOL she keeps goin' and goin' and goin' and goin' haha
loisnlana
01-20-2006, 01:03 AM
Seriously though, she's demanding sex from him. Everybody would be calling Clark a pig if the tables were turned.
Randy G.
01-20-2006, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
She probably borrows one of Chloe's because we all know that she aint gettin none either... :lol: What are roomates for? :D
:eek: :\ Ewwww.....Do they actually loan those to somebody else?! That's awful. :\
Those back massagers. ;)
AnimeJoe
01-20-2006, 01:05 AM
She's not demanding sex from him, she's trying to understand what's going on with their relationship since Clark is treating it like they're married and 85 years old..
If your significant other stopped touching you for several months, wouldn't you want to understand why? ;)
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 01:05 AM
If the tables were turned Clark would have dumped her already and hooked up with the more than willing and waiting Chloe. :D
loisnlana
01-20-2006, 01:07 AM
Good points. I am at least glad the Clana sex (or lack therof) is being acknowleged. Next week should be interesting.
sstray72
01-20-2006, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If the tables were turned Clark would have dumped her already and hooked up with the more than willing and waiting Chloe. :D
And I'm sure more able!! :D I know that Chloe is a closet freak... I've thought so ever since 'Rush.'
MBCorp
01-20-2006, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If the tables were turned Clark would have dumped her already and hooked up with the more than willing and waiting Chloe. :D
I don't know, going by Clark's personality and the way he acts around Lana I think if the tables were turned then he'd probably bring up the subject every now and then in a very meek, apologetic tone, and then when Lana snapped at him he'd be like, "Yes dear, I'm sorry dear, whatever you say, dear"
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
And I'm sure more able!! :D I know that Chloe is a closet freak... I've thought so ever since 'Rush.'
:eek::eek:Oh really? Do you think she would want to "wake up with The King?"
Originally posted by MBCorp
I don't know, going by Clark's personality and the way he acts around Lana I think if the tables were turned then he'd probably bring up the subject every now and then in a very meek, apologetic tone, and then when Lana snapped at him he'd be like, "Yes dear, I'm sorry dear, whatever you say, dear"
:rotfl: :rotfl:
But if Clark was an average sex craved male, he would have broken it off with Lana and hooked up with the willing Chloe.
loisnlana
01-20-2006, 01:14 AM
If Clark was an avergae sex craved male, Chloe wouldn't like him.
I suppose there's always Alicia...nevermind...or that werewolf girl...damn...forgot..OH..how about..damn she's dead too. WHY DO ALL OF CLARK'S GIRLFRIENDS DIE?!
MBCorp
01-20-2006, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by loisnlana
WHY DO ALL OF CLARK'S GIRLFRIENDS DIE?!
Perhaps for the same reason that all of Lana's boyfriends (Whitney, Adam, and Jason) die?
I_am_LEX
01-20-2006, 01:19 AM
Clark is the man... i mean, its a tv show but there is no way i could say no to Lana/Kristin that easily! Guys, take note cuz this is how you do it, deny it once in awhile, make em squirm! Clark is my hero! and as far as Lana goes, she found out first hand why he's "Superman" no wonder she wants it so bad
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 01:20 AM
Werewolf girl? Who was that? :confused:
Kryptonian Snake
01-20-2006, 01:21 AM
Kyla ("Skinwalker") was the "werewolf girl".
sstray72
01-20-2006, 01:21 AM
Clark has NEVER loved another girl, because they never existed. :rolleyes:
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
:eek::eek:Oh really? Do you think she would want to "wake up with The King?"
:rotfl: :rotfl:
Of course she would. Who could resist an double crossainwich? It's got egg and meat and cheese... and meat and cheese.
Reign
01-20-2006, 01:23 AM
I'm surprised Kristin hasn't objected to this change in character for Lana... she started off such a nice girl...
of course, she's probably getting killed off in the episode cause kristin has other acting roles being offered to ber
AnimeJoe
01-20-2006, 01:25 AM
That's why Isobel should have remained within Lana.. Isobel once removed Clark's powers, so if Isobel wanted to do something 'nice' for the body she's inhabiting she could remove Clark's powers before they do the deed and then return his powers 2 minutes later after they're done.. Rinse, Repeat ;)
loisnlana
01-20-2006, 01:36 AM
Nice girl? Have you SEEN "Eurotrip"? She had no trouble with her character portrayal there.
CLARKIE DOESN'T KNOW!
loisnlana
01-20-2006, 01:37 AM
Nice girl? Have you SEEN "Eurotrip"? She had no trouble with her character portrayal there.
CLARKIE DOESN'T KNOW!
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 01:46 AM
Dude! If Matt Damon shows up with a band...:eek::eek:
smallvilleobsessor17
01-20-2006, 06:33 AM
OMG...U GUYS R ALL TOO HILARIOUS!
CristinaSupes79
01-20-2006, 09:02 AM
Honestly you guys, she's 19 and in college. She's acting just like any other girl her age would. She's had a taste of love and sex and wants more. It's not like she's after more than one guy. She did wait till Clark. It's totally normal and natural. I hate how tv shows either overdo or underdo that concept.
So yeah, go on ahead with your horny self, Lana.
flcn6
01-20-2006, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol:
LOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
velocity
01-20-2006, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
Honestly you guys, she's 19 and in college. She's acting just like any other girl her age would. She's had a taste of love and sex and wants more. It's not like she's after more than one guy. She did wait till Clark. It's totally normal and natural. I hate how tv shows either overdo or underdo that concept.
So yeah, go on ahead with your horny self, Lana.
totally agree, it's easier for us viewers to say that she is being selfish and insensitive because we know that Clark can't have sex yet because of his powers and Lana DOESN'T.
that's what everyone's forgetting.
~*Lois & Clark Fan*~
01-20-2006, 09:25 AM
Lana's quite the horndog :lol:
Chlark Kent
01-20-2006, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
Of course she would. Who could resist an double crossainwich? It's got egg and meat and cheese... and meat and cheese.
:lol:
Stray, did you have the "Chloe is boobnormous" avatar a while back? That thing cracked me up.
Anyway, back to the topic. I love the new and improved Lana. She knows what she wants, and she not afraid to say it. Most of all, I love how she's not puting up with Clark's BS anymore. By this point, he should have either told her, or moved on to someone he can be honest with.....like say....I don't know...CHLOE!
Rafael122
01-20-2006, 11:48 AM
I feel bad for Clark, I mean here's Lana coming on to him like a horse on grass and Clark is feeling uncomfortable. I can't blame him, poor Clark. I bet he feels like a piece of meat.
With that said, MAN I wish I was in Clark's position.
Coyote
01-20-2006, 11:58 AM
Lana's behavior is normal. No problem with her. The problem is that she doesn't know Clark's secret. Not the secret that he's an alien. The secret that he's gay.
4EverSmallville
01-20-2006, 12:04 PM
:rotfl: @ this entire thread :lol:
The C Batteries & Clarkie doesn't know... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
SVSpector
01-20-2006, 12:27 PM
Obviously Lana enjoyed being with human Clark, imagine how she would enjoy the "Man of Steel" so to speak.
PeteM
01-20-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by velocity
totally agree, it's easier for us viewers to say that she is being selfish and insensitive because we know that Clark can't have sex yet because of his powers and Lana DOESN'T.
that's what everyone's forgetting.
They know and don't care.
dusk soldier
01-20-2006, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Coyote
Lana's behavior is normal. No problem with her. The problem is that she doesn't know Clark's secret. Not the secret that he's an alien. The secret that he's gay. If it was Lex coming on to Clark, I'm sure he wouldn't have turned that.:p
SteveS
01-20-2006, 01:04 PM
Well, at least she has one useful recurrent quality.
superhippie2000
01-20-2006, 03:57 PM
lana was so nice and innocent in the first 3 seasons but then that damn witch turned lana into superwhore. i mean the old lana wanted to like go out and do stuff like movies and riding horses now its all about riding clark and watching porn
CristinaSupes79
01-20-2006, 04:01 PM
Lana is not a whore. Again I repeat, she's acting like every other 19 year old girl would do who is in love with her boyfriend. I really would like to know for those of you, who are calling her a slut...do you not know what that is like? Or have forgotten?
Lana isn't humping everything in site...just wants to be intimate with her boyfriend, whom she's been intimate with before. In the real world, if a guy slept with you and then stopped...you would think it's you! you would wonder what is up.
Her reactions are completely normal!
KEakaCK
01-20-2006, 05:04 PM
Hey, Lana's a human being...And what normal 19 y/o girl who's in love doesn't think about sex these days? I just found it funny that the roles were reversed. It's the guy thats asking his girl about not having enough sex. :)
Kal-El & Me
01-20-2006, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
Lana is not a whore. Again I repeat, she's acting like every other 19 year old girl would do who is in love with her boyfriend. I really would like to know for those of you, who are calling her a slut...do you not know what that is like? Or have forgotten?
Lana isn't humping everything in site...just wants to be intimate with her boyfriend, whom she's been intimate with before. In the real world, if a guy slept with you and then stopped...you would think it's you! you would wonder what is up.
Her reactions are completely normal!
You're absolutely right. And I think people are avoiding your post because they know it. And for the cajillionth time peoples Lana is not demanding sex from clark. She is just wondering whats going on with him.
jwoodie
01-20-2006, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Kal-El & Me
Lana is not demanding sex from clark. She is just wondering whats going on with him.
And if she did start demanding sex from Clark, I would be ok with that...
spinoff series - Smallville: After Hours (not suitable for ABC Family Channel syndication)
I can understand that she is having a hard time dealing with Clark keeping things from her, but being mad because he would rather do his homework, than make love is just plain imature!
I donīt care if she didnīt get any for 4 months, she has to understand that college comes first!
And I bet if Clark was the one wanting to do the horisontal and she wanted to do homework instead, she would ask him for his understanding!
Coyote
01-20-2006, 05:59 PM
Clark didn't want Lana because he's in love with General Lane and his big cigar.
CristinaSupes79
01-20-2006, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by umm
I can understand that she is having a hard time dealing with Clark keeping things from her, but being mad because he would rather do his homework, than make love is just plain imature!
I donīt care if she didnīt get any for 4 months, she has to understand that college comes first!
And I bet if Clark was the one wanting to do the horisontal and she wanted to do homework instead, she would ask him for his understanding!
Yes homework and college are both important. I completed a masters and bachelors degree in 6 years, I'm the first to admit that.
But really...invite your girlfriend over to do homework. That's not for real. No guy invites his girlfriend over to do homework. To fool around with, do homework and then fool around some more is another story. If he really wants to do homework, he can do it on his own. They don't even have the same major! You just don't invite your girlfriend over and expect nothing to happen. That's just not real!:lol:
And that is why Lana knows that something is not right. That's why Lana demands a kiss...and then some.
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 06:14 PM
Exactly, Lana and Clark aren't even in the same college much less different majors, so there courses won't be anything like for them to actually benefit from studying together.
Besides, after the kiss Clark tried to run away to go class, he didn't say something like "Lana, I really have to study!" If she snapped then, then yeah, she would have been unreasonable. Poor girl is so sex craved though, I would have understood!
Rafael122
01-20-2006, 06:25 PM
Besides, it must be around November, so finals are coming up.
Lana has to understand that finals are at least worth 30% of your final grade.
Originally posted by Rafael122
Besides, it must be around November, so finals are coming up.
Lana has to understand that finals are at least worth 30% of your final grade.
Exactly! And homework is preparation for the exam! Itīs half the learning! So doing your homework trumps making Lana happy in the love department! The girl has got to understand that!
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 06:32 PM
If Lana is selfish, then so is Clark...
Remember in Fanatic he snapped at her for her spending too much time with her studies? What is Lana suspose to be thinking?
superhippie2000
01-20-2006, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
Lana is not a whore. Again I repeat, she's acting like every other 19 year old girl would do who is in love with her boyfriend. I really would like to know for those of you, who are calling her a slut...do you not know what that is like? Or have forgotten?
Lana isn't humping everything in site...just wants to be intimate with her boyfriend, whom she's been intimate with before. In the real world, if a guy slept with you and then stopped...you would think it's you! you would wonder what is up.
Her reactions are completely normal!
its not that she is having sex its just that she is always looking for sex when she is with clark. there is more to dating then just sex people usually go to movies or out to dinner and a concert and a bunch of other stuff. people just dont stay in bed 24 7 when they date. thats why everyone is busting on lana (get ur head out of the gutter) because she doesnt want to do anytyhing else.
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
If Lana is selfish, then so is Clark...
Remember in Fanatic he snapped at her for her spending too much time with her studies? What is Lana suspose to be thinking?
Fine, I think that we can all admit that Lana isnīt the only selfish person in that relationship! They can both be selfish at times! Which only shows that, that relationship isnīt based on stable footing and proposal and marriage wonīt solve the problems, which they soo obviously have!
markbot
01-20-2006, 06:36 PM
if i were her boyfriend....we'd do it at least once a day. i'll have her conditioned to want it all the time...
superhippie2000
01-20-2006, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Rafael122
Besides, it must be around November, so finals are coming up.
Lana has to understand that finals are at least worth 30% of your final grade.
November????? these episodes r taking place like in real time uinless they went back in time before lexmas or something
Originally posted by markbot
if i were her boyfriend....we'd do it at least once a day. i'll have her conditioned to want it all the time...
Good for her, you are not her boyfriend!:) :D
Originally posted by RedPhoenix23
Plus the fact that Clark proposes because he thinks he's losing - after witnesing the Lexana hug in Lockdown. Its like he just doesn't want Lex to have her, and that is not a good reason to ask someone to marry you!
Again, the worst possible reason to ask someone to marry you! And the fact that Lana said yes is beyond me!
RedPhoenix23
01-20-2006, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by umm
Fine, I thing that we can all admit that Lana isnīt the only selfish person in that relationship! They can both be selfish! Which only shows that that relationship isnīt based on stable footing and proposal and marriage wonīt solve the problems which they so obviously have!
Plus the fact that Clark proposes because he thinks he's losing her - so soon after witnesing the Lexana hug in Lockdown. Its like he just doesn't want Lex to have her, and that is not a good reason to ask someone to marry you!
Rafael122
01-20-2006, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by markbot
if i were her boyfriend....we'd do it at least once a day. i'll have her conditioned to want it all the time...
Fine. :) Mid-terms in the 2nd semester.
AnimeJoe
01-20-2006, 08:31 PM
I can understand that she is having a hard time dealing with Clark keeping things from her, but being mad because he would rather do his homework, than make love is just plain imature!
It's NOT immature because that wasn't the first time Clark pulled away from her while in an intimate situation.. He keeps pulling away from her every time, anyone that was INTO their relationship would find their significant other constantly pulling away to be very odd and disturbing.
I donīt care if she didnīt get any for 4 months, she has to understand that college comes first!
4 months is a long time and I can't think of anyone who studies EVERY single day for 4 months straight.. Within that time just about every sexually active couple would have found the time to be together. Clark hasn't made the effort to be with her, he's actually been doing the complete opposite by constantly trying to avoid being in close contact situations with his own GIRLFRIEND.
The sad truth is, when it comes to Lana, Clark just isn't a man of his words... Like him or not, early Season 4 Jason was a much better boyfriend.
shirkie
01-20-2006, 09:33 PM
Lana is going to start playing with Clark's telescope.
And Chloe is probably getting plenty... Am I the only one who sees her as a partier? She has a nose for news and probably lots more, hee. Or maybe that's just my wishful thinking. :)
Heather
dirtysanchez
01-20-2006, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by superhippie2000
lana was so nice and innocent in the first 3 seasons but then that damn witch turned lana into superwhore. i mean the old lana wanted to like go out and do stuff like movies and riding horses now its all about riding clark and watching porn
:rotfl: LMFAO!!!
Originally posted by sstray72
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol: :eek: :lol:
You cant blame Lana or say the show is losing taste for her wanting to have sex.
They have both loved each other for quite some time but couldnt be together. Now they are in college, dated for several months, and had sex once. Its only normal, and the show is just trying to be realistic.
superhippie2000
01-21-2006, 08:22 AM
so its normal to do nothing but do each other when u date cause u have dated for a long time. it just makes it seem that all they want is a sexual relationship and when the sex gets bad lana wants to go to lex. and knowing lex i dont think lana wants to catch anything since he bangs a new girl every month. maybe klana will get the next pair or diamond earings
CristinaSupes79
01-21-2006, 09:35 AM
This is the last I'm going to say on this topic. It seems so strange to me how so many people have been posting how Lana is so into sex. You are missing the point. The show highlights portions of thier lives that are the most important. We aren't going to see Lana and Clark going out on every single date or everytime they pick up a book to do homework. We haven't heard that either or them is failing classes, so we can assume that they are both doing well in school. Lana obviously doesn't only think about sex. She obviously has other concerns. We can see that when she visits a friend in the hospital or researches the space ship with Lex. Lana has plenty of other things on her mind besides sex. However when her boyfriend refuses to really kiss her...her concern is less about the sex and more about the fact that he is rejecting her. Clark can't even kiss her, let alone sleep with her. And Lana doesn't know why. It's not about her being horny or about being a slut. It's about her functioning like a normal human female and wondering why Clark can't. So get your minds out of the gutter and look at the reality of the situation. Perhaps those of you posting are too young or inexperienced to understand sex or have moral issues with regards to sexual behavior. But the truth of the matter is that Lana is acting the same as any other intelligent, independent and strong 19 year old woman would, if pushed away by her boyfriend.
Thus ends my rant.
AnimeJoe
01-21-2006, 01:27 PM
This is the last I'm going to say on this topic. It seems so strange to me how so many people have been posting how Lana is so into sex. You are missing the point. The show highlights portions of thier lives that are the most important. We aren't going to see Lana and Clark going out on every single date or everytime they pick up a book to do homework. We haven't heard that either or them is failing classes, so we can assume that they are both doing well in school. Lana obviously doesn't only think about sex. She obviously has other concerns. We can see that when she visits a friend in the hospital or researches the space ship with Lex. Lana has plenty of other things on her mind besides sex. However when her boyfriend refuses to really kiss her...her concern is less about the sex and more about the fact that he is rejecting her. Clark can't even kiss her, let alone sleep with her. And Lana doesn't know why. It's not about her being horny or about being a slut. It's about her functioning like a normal human female and wondering why Clark can't. So get your minds out of the gutter and look at the reality of the situation. Perhaps those of you posting are too young or inexperienced to understand sex or have moral issues with regards to sexual behavior. But the truth of the matter is that Lana is acting the same as any other intelligent, independent and strong 19 year old woman would, if pushed away by her boyfriend.
Thus ends my rant.
Couldn't have said it better myself :D
jwoodie
01-21-2006, 01:35 PM
After the last 2 episodes, I've come to expect this in Reckoning:
C: Will you marry me?
L: Just so we're clear... does this mean we can have sex again?
lyric96
01-21-2006, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
Lana is not a whore. Again I repeat, she's acting like every other 19 year old girl would do who is in love with her boyfriend. I really would like to know for those of you, who are calling her a slut...do you not know what that is like? Or have forgotten?
Lana isn't humping everything in site...just wants to be intimate with her boyfriend, whom she's been intimate with before. In the real world, if a guy slept with you and then stopped...you would think it's you! you would wonder what is up.
Her reactions are completely normal!
I do agree!! She said "Kiss me" because Clark acted weirdly by not giving her tender loving, they are together, aren't they?
shirkie
01-22-2006, 03:03 AM
I can't believe Lana hasn't asked Clark if he's gay. Because the scene in the loft where he wouldn't even kiss her? G-A-Y. Heh.
shirkie
Coyote
01-22-2006, 08:42 AM
Maybe when Clark asks her up to the loft to watch Queer As Folk together she'll finally get the hint.
jaime,oburg
01-22-2006, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by jwoodie
After the last 2 episodes, I've come to expect this in Reckoning:
C: Will you marry me?
L: Just so we're clear... does this mean we can have sex again?
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
I'm not the biggest Lana fan, but hey you can't just cut a girl off like that! Lana has a right to be a little.. ah frustrated;)
smallville_fetish
01-22-2006, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
This is the last I'm going to say on this topic. It seems so strange to me how so many people have been posting how Lana is so into sex. You are missing the point. The show highlights portions of thier lives that are the most important. We aren't going to see Lana and Clark going out on every single date or everytime they pick up a book to do homework. We haven't heard that either or them is failing classes, so we can assume that they are both doing well in school. Lana obviously doesn't only think about sex. She obviously has other concerns. We can see that when she visits a friend in the hospital or researches the space ship with Lex. Lana has plenty of other things on her mind besides sex. However when her boyfriend refuses to really kiss her...her concern is less about the sex and more about the fact that he is rejecting her. Clark can't even kiss her, let alone sleep with her. And Lana doesn't know why. It's not about her being horny or about being a slut. It's about her functioning like a normal human female and wondering why Clark can't. So get your minds out of the gutter and look at the reality of the situation. Perhaps those of you posting are too young or inexperienced to understand sex or have moral issues with regards to sexual behavior. But the truth of the matter is that Lana is acting the same as any other intelligent, independent and strong 19 year old woman would, if pushed away by her boyfriend.
Thus ends my rant.
Perfectly well said. You've just conveyed everything I was uncapable of doing but was very much thinking. Now if everyone could grasp that, we can get on with the show and move pass the Lana issue and the fact that it's not about just the sex. If they didn't press on this issue before, we would've thought everything was normal and she hasn't notice anything weird about Clark, like you well said. I personally thought this scene was funny.. when Lana was sitting there starring at Clark all bored to death and she said, "When you called me over here to study.. you actually meant study" Or something like that.
But has anyone noticed their first Clana fight in Fanatic in Lana's dorm after Lana said.. "If feels like you don't even want to touch me anymore" And Clark was like, "It's complicated.. that inccident (in hidden) it... it changed me." and Lana went up to Clark in this serious but almost whispery tone... "Did something happen?" I laughed at that part because it would've been a good timing to make up another excuse like 'oh I had a sex change' or "I'm no longer a man Lana" :lol:
How many men reject and think of ways to avoid sex? I would've thought Clark was gay.
loisnlana
01-23-2006, 12:06 AM
I understand that sex isn't all that's on Lana's mind. I understand that she has some doubts and fears because of Clark's behavior.
HOWEVER,
if Clark or Lex was exhibiting her behavior, they would be called pigs or sexists.
Just a double standard.
I don't hate Lana or anything. I am also glad that they are at least acknowledging the Clana sex or lack thefor. Perhaps I should stop my fanboy whining and enjoy the show.
ma200
01-23-2006, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by smallville_fetish
I would've thought Clark was gay.
I've been saying that since season 4. :lol:
RedPhoenix23
01-23-2006, 04:32 AM
Many Clex-ers have thought that since season 1!! :lol:
sirconical
01-23-2006, 06:52 AM
Originally posted by sstray72
Lana better go to Radio Shack and stock up on some C batteries, cause Clark aint givin it up!! :lol: They're the ones with plenty of girth, aren't they? :D
Originally posted by loisnlana
Seriously though, she's demanding sex from him. Everybody would be calling Clark a pig if the tables were turned. Nah, they've got a relationship, frustration about no sex is OK in that situation. It's when you stand next to a girl you don't know at the bus stop and demand sex. That's when it all goes a bit awry. Trust me. *rubs his jaw*
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
Yes homework and college are both important. I completed a masters and bachelors degree in 6 years, I'm the first to admit that.
But really...invite your girlfriend over to do homework. That's not for real. No guy invites his girlfriend over to do homework. To fool around with, do homework and then fool around some more is another story. If he really wants to do homework, he can do it on his own. They don't even have the same major! You just don't invite your girlfriend over and expect nothing to happen. That's just not real!:lol:
And that is why Lana knows that something is not right. That's why Lana demands a kiss...and then some. Can you be sure she didn't call him and ask if she could come round. She was probably sat at home, looking for C batteries, and thought "I'll give Clark a ring, I've got a little job for him"...
Originally posted by markbot
if i were her boyfriend....we'd do it at least once a day. i'll have her conditioned to want it all the time... LOL. You never really have a woman "conditioned". She's just letting you think you're leading. you're the puppet and she's yanking your strings. All the while you believe you're the one moving your arms. ;)
Originally posted by CristinaSupes79
So get your minds out of the gutter and look at the reality of the situation. Perhaps those of you posting are too young or inexperienced to understand sex or have moral issues with regards to sexual behavior. But the truth of the matter is that Lana is acting the same as any other intelligent, independent and strong 19 year old woman would, if pushed away by her boyfriend. Or perhaps those of us posting just appreciate making light of situations, because it's just a TV show.
ubermenschlich
01-23-2006, 08:26 AM
Double Standard
If this were Clark, we wouldn't be having this discussion.
Tomsgurl88
01-24-2006, 08:31 AM
LOL I do not blame Lana AT ALL, after all he is sexy Clark :p
LexLuv180
03-18-2006, 08:15 PM
I loved this scene, found it hilarious. Could you imagine giving your virginity to a guy and then he's suddenly not interested in sleeping with you for months and won't say why? Talk about heartache and confusion there.
Fly by guy
05-02-2006, 04:10 PM
I'm preparing to watch the final two episodes of season 5. With Reckoning to come, I would not have guessed after this latest loft scene that this would be the last time we would see Clana kiss this season. A long horrible fall from Hidden, the best episode this season.
TLMSKent
01-19-2008, 04:26 PM
LOL. You never really have a woman "conditioned". She's just letting you think you're leading. you're the puppet and she's yanking your strings. All the while you believe you're the one moving your arms. ;)
lol. I liked that, especially since you're a guy (I think). Pretty cool self-irony (if that's a word)
anyhow, although I'm usually ALWAYS on Clark's side in Clark-Lana fights, this time I really got to hand it to Lana - she's right. Clark's being horribly confusing, and she must be feeling awful, with the way he behaves. It can't be easy for her, having him push her away all the time without offering an explanation. I'd be mad too.
Besides, I couldn't sit beside Clark and not ask him to kiss me ...
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