A Clana fic game

[smvlfn15]

Alright, this game starts with one person starting a story and ends it for someone else to pick up.



Clark was about to do his chores when Lana came.
Lana: Hey Clark, what are you doing?
C: Nothing, just gettin' redy to put these new posts in the ground.
Lana: I'm not really sure of this but dont you need tools for that?
C: Well ya but...
Johnathon: Clark help quick!
C: Lana, go get my mom, quick!
C: Dad what is it...

J: Clark, hurry and get this tractor off me!
- After Clark gets tractor off-
C: You okay, we should get you to the hospi...
Martha: Johnathan, what happened, I told you to wait for Clark.
- Meanwhile Lana comes in the barn-
Lana: Why should he of waited for Clark.
C: No reason, he just could of had someone help him fix it.
Lana: Ok, but Mr. Kent, you should get to the hospital now.
- Later that day-
C: Lana I have been debating to tell you something...
Alright, it's all your turn now.

[binkys711]

C: I think I'm giving up plaid, but it's just a big step for me...I don't know, what do you think?
Lana: Well I think you should do what your heart tells you for other things, but now, you seriously need a fashion consultant, so yeah dump the plaid. You looked really hot in that black shirt anyways.

*Martha comes in *
M: Clark your dad broke some ribs so...

(ok who's next ya'll?)

great Idea to start this smvlfn15!:D;)

[smvlfn15]

Thanx Binkys, but I can't take all the credit, Supermanly from Clois gave me the idea.

[clana4ev3r]

Martha: So he'll be fine.. the doctor said he will get better in a couple of days.

Clark: Thats great mom!

Martha: Your dad also told me that....


I'm going to love this!

[julie08]

Martha: Your dad also told me that he won the lottery and were rich.

Martha: He wants to sell the barn and move to California and live in a huge mansion.

Martha: Wat do you think clark?

Clark: Well I.....

[rosewolfe87]

Clark: Well I, I don't know.

Martha: Clark, this is CALIFORNIA! Celebrities live there!

Clark: It would be nice to meet a celebrity

Martha: Then-

[SVsleuth]

Martha: Then it's settled. We're moving to California.

Clark: What? No, wait, Mom. I meant it would be nice to meet a celebrity in California but I wouldn't want to live there. Why don't we just take a vacation there?

Martha: Oh, Clark. Living in California would be so adventurous. Why wouldn't you want to move there?

Clark: Well..... um... well, what about Lana? I mean, I can't just leave her behind and move so far away!

Just then someone enters the room.....

[SunniLvsSV]

Lex: Let's all move to California. I've been thinking about selling LuthorCorp and moving us all out to a mansion on the beach!
Clark: Lana...will you come with me?! I'll trade in the flannel and plaid for hawaiian print shorts!
Martha: Yes, do come, Lana! Dad said he'd even buy you two your own mansion on the beach! And, Clark, you can take flying lessons and buy a plane, that way you two can escape anytime you want to! No more "saving the world!" Take care of your own hearts!
Clark: What do you say, Lana?
Lana: Absolutely! I can finally get a nice year-round tan!
Jonathon: Now wait just a minute everybody! On second thought, I'm the one who bought the Lottery ticket, so I think that.....

[clana4ev3r]

Jonathan: I think that we should not move to California.

Martha: Why not?

Jonathan: Because it's beautiful here in Kansas. Who needs California when you've got a wife and a son?

Lex: Oh come on Mr. Kent you have to consider California.

Jonathan: My family has run this farm for generations and I'm not about to let that go.

Lex, Martha, and Jonathan all have an argument while Lana brings Clark upstairs.

Clark: Lana why did you want to come here?

Lana: Clark, there's something I've been meaning to tell you......

[rosewolfe87]

Lana: There's something i've been meaning to tell you...

Clark: What is it?

Lana: I've think I'm going to dye my hair.

Clark: Really? What color?

Lana: Orange.

Clark: Orange!?! Lana what...

[clana4ev3r]

Clark: Lana, what are you thinking??

Lana: That I should have a new style to my hair. I getting so tired of black hair.

Clark: But that's you natural color, you shouldn't change the way you look.

Lana: Are you kidding me? I look horrible.

Clark: No you don't Lana, in fact....

[rosewolfe87]

Clark: No you don't Lana, in fact....you look great.

Lana: You're just saying that.

Clark: No, i'm not. Would I really have been in love with you since I was 5 if you looked horrible?

Lana: I think that...

[SVsleuth]

Lana: .....that orange hair would be a nice change.

Lana observes the look of horror on Clark's face. She begins to laugh out loud.

Lana: Gottcha! You know I would never do anything like that,

Lana moves closer to Clark. She wraps her arms around him & pulls him in for a long kiss.

Lana: That's the real reason I brought you up here. And to tell you that if you go, I go. If you stay, I stay.
I love you, Clark. And I'm not going to let you get away.

Clark: Who's trying to get away. He pulls her in for another lingering kiss. I'm content to stay here with you always.

Suddenly, footsteps can be heard coming up the stairs...

[Cardinal]

Suddenly, footsteps could be heard coming up the stairs.

Coming around the last turn was none other than Sheriff Adams.

"Hi, Sheriff, can I help you?" asked Clark.

"Yes, Mr. Kent, you can. Convince your family to move to California and take Miss Lang there with you. That way, the meteor freaks that seem to follow you two around will go west also and Smallville will be peaceful again."

"But, Sheriff..." Lana started to say,

[smvlfn15]

L: But Sheriff, you are kidding, arent you?
I mean why would we move because the meteor freaks...
Sheriff: I'm just kidding miss Lang, you don't really have to move with Mr. Kent.
C: But why did you come and see us then, if that wasn't it?
Sheriff: Because Mr. Kent, we need your help with something.
What..., Clark started to say.

Alright, whos next

[rosewolfe87]

Clark: What do you need my help with Sheriff?

Sheriff: Well, since you're so keen to help solve crimes on your own time, I thought I would recruit you to help on mine.

Clark: Help you with what?

Sheriff: Well..

[SunniLvsSV]

Sherriff Adams pulls Clark aside.

Sherriff: We suspect that Miss Lang is a "meteor freak" and we need your help in proving it. I know that you and Miss Lang have some sort of "relationship," but I think that she can do all sorts of magic, and quite frankly...we could really use her powers on the force. You know, stop some of these crazy people? Help get the town back to normal?

Clark: Well, in that case Sherriff...I think there is something I should tell you...

[smvlfn15]

C: Well, in that case Sheriff... I think there is something I should tell you, Lana did have power, but they vanished someday. I don't know what happened to them, but there gone now.

Sheriff: Well in that case I guess that i'm done here, i'll let you two be alone.

Lana: What did she want Clark?

Clark: Oh, she wanted to talk about...

[julie08]

Clark: Oh she wanted to talk to me about lex, she asked me if he was single. she sorta has a thing for him.

Lana: and what did you say

Clark: I told her he has a thing for her two.

Lana: Clark no he doesnt

Clark:I know..Im soo evil

Lana: Evil but sexy

Then lana...

[NYC300Z]

and Clark continued their make out session for the next few hours. They were gone so long that the Kents and Lex started a search party to find them.

[linn]

at the kent farm
Martha: where could they possibly be
Johnathon: check the loft
Then they find....

[rosewolfe87]

Then they find Chloe also looking in the loft.

Chloe: You haven't seen Clark either?

Martha: No, Lana is gone also.

Chloe: *smiling* I know what thier doing.

Martha: CHLOE!

Chloe: I'm just...

[SunniLvsSV]

Chloe: Wow! Clark...there you are! We've been looking for you forever! And, Sherriff Adams? Clark, where's Lana?

[eatbreatheswim]

CLARK: UH... I DON'T KNOW CHLOE. DID YOU LOOK AT HER HOUSE, MAYBE SHE'S THERE.

KNOWING THAT HE'S LYING...

[clana4ev3r]

knowing that he's lying she goes anyways


Chloe: Okay I'll go check right now! bye!

[NYC300Z]

When Chloe arrives at Lana's house she finds...

[C.A.chick]

she finds that Lana's house had been painted blue. She shrieks in delight and hops into her car.....

[NYC300Z]

she rushes back to where she last saw Clark and Sheriff Adams and finds Clark and Lana making out again...

Chloe what the heck Clark I thought you said Lana was at her house??!

[Superboy2]

Clark: I know, I she must have ran here really fast, god knows how slow your VW is
Chloe: Very funny
Clark: Sheriff Adams, did you talk to Lex?
Sheriff Adams: Well, I........

[clana4ev3r]

Sheriff: Well I didn't really have the courage too. Being he's all rich.

Clark: Oh don't let that bring you down Sheriff.

Sheriff: Well I can't help it.. So I was wondering...

[SunniLvsSV]

Sherriff: Am I ever going to get out of this story? I mean, so far nothing good has come of it! Besides, I hate Luthor's and I know you kids are up to no good.
Clark: You're right Sherrif. Have a good evening.
Lana: Why won't she leave? And what's Chloe still doing here?
Chloe: I came to tell you that Lex decided to get a toupe! We've got to stop him!

[smvlfn15]

CLark: Ya right Chloe, Lex would never get a toupee, he told me so.

- Sheriff is leaving-

Chloe: Alright, but Clark, you should know that your parents are really worried about you. They are looking for you everywhere.

Clark: Aparently not or they would of found me already.

- Chloe is leaving in her VW-

Clark: Lana, it's time I told you something.

L: What is it Clark?

C: Well the past few days have been great with you, so I think that if you are willing to give me a second chance then I dont want to screw it up again. Lana, I think it's finally time you knew my secret.

I'm not exactly from...

Now it's gettin' good

[smvlfn15]

I'm not exactly from around here, this might be extremely wierd but i'm from another planet.

L: Oh my god.

C: I'm still the same old Clark Kent.

L: Clark, I will always love you no matter where you are from. I don't care, I just want to be with you.

Clark: Thank you for understanding Lana.

L: Theres just so many questions I have for you.

Clark: I'll get to all that later.

-Lex pulls up in the Ferrari and sees them making out-

Lex: Hey Clark, Lana, what are you to doing out here?

Clark: Just taking a walk.

Lana: Hey Lex, your not getting a toupe, are you?

Lex: No, why?

Lana: No reason, Chloe just came over and told us you were, we weren't sure if she was serious or not.

Lex: Well i'm not getting one.

Clark: Well we better get goin'.

Lex: I can give you a lift if you want.

Clark and Lana: No thanks, we'll walk.

[eatbreatheswim]

AS CHLOE IS DRIVING SHE IS EAGER TO TALK TO CLARK SO SHE REACHES IN HER BAG AND IS DIALING HIS NUMBER AND DOESN'T REALIZE IT AT THE TIME, BUT A HUGE TANKER IS COMING DOWN THE ROAD AS SHE IS SWERVING LANES. AS SOON AS SHE REACHES CLARK, SHE HITS THE TRUCK AND CLARK IS LEFT THERE ON THE OTHER LINE. SUDDENLY HE SUPER SPEEDS AWAY RIGHT INFRONT OF LANA LEAVING HER THERE TO GO SEE WHERE CHLOE IS AND IF SHE'S OKAY. LANA IS STANDING THERE LOOKING ALONE. SHE REACHES FOR HER PHONE IN HER BACK POCKET CALLING LEX. HE ANSWERS THE PHONE ANSWERING HELLO, WHERE ARE YOU, ARE YOU OKAY, AND THAT HE WILL BE THERE TO PICK HER UP IN 5 MINUTES.

[NYC300Z]

Clark being as fast as he is saves Chloe before she hits the tanker. He drops her off at home and gets back to Lana before Lex can show up.

Clark: hey Lana sorry I was gone for so long

Lana: well Clark you really freaked me out that was so unexpected

Lex just walk up behind them

Lex: what was so unexpected Lana?

[eatbreatheswim]

LANA: LEX! UMM...
C: HEY LEX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
LEX: LANA CALLED AND SAID THAT YOU LEFT HER AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU WENT SO I TOLD HER, LIKE A GOOD FRIEND, THAT I WOULD PICK HER UP.
CLARK: OH, WELL, YOU, UMM, DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. I JUST GOT A CALL ON MY CELL PONE FROM SOMEBODY AND HAD TO GO. SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE I WAS GOING LANA.
NO PROBLEM.

[smvlfn15]

Lex: Alright then, i'll give you a ride if you guys want it, or you can walk.
Lana: Thanks Lex, but I want to walk with Clark.
Lex: Alright, bye Clark, bye Lana
Clark and Lana: Bye Lex.
Lana: Clark, how did you do that?
Clark: That's one of my abilities, I can run faster than a speeding bullet. There's others too, I have X-ray vision,
-Lana starts to cover herself up-
Lana: You mean you can see through things.
C: Ya, and I have heat vision, i'm super strong, and indestructable.Except against the meteor rock, it makes me powerless.
- Clark goes up to a full grown tree and lifts it straight out of the ground-
Lana: So your mysterious dissapearances are because you can run faster than we can see you?
C: Ya.
Lana: And you can get shot with a bullet or dodge it? With X-ray vision you can...

[NYC300Z]

Clark: I can see through anything besides lead. So it's no use in tring to cover up.

Lana: CLARK!

Clark: don't worry Lana i'd never look....and I never have well not on purpose or when I was thinking straight...

Lana: what does that mean?

[eatbreatheswim]

C: WELL, UMM, WHEN I FIRST GOT MY X-RAY VISION, I WAS IN GYM. WE WERE CLIMBING THE ROPE AND ALL I REMEMBER IS BEENING ON THE GROUND THE NEXT SECOND. THE I GOT UP AND I COULD SEE THROUGH THE GYM WALL AND INTO THE GIRLS LOCKER ROOM.
L: OH, DID YOU SEE ANYBODY?
YEAH. I SAW YOU FROM THE BACK SIDE
L: OH. LIKE THE VEIW?
C: OH YEAH!!!

[SVsleuth]

(Please get rid of the caps lock) ;)

[clana4ev3r]

Lana then hit him with a pillow.

[eatbreatheswim]

CLARK HITS BACK AND THENTHEY START MAKING-OUT (AGAIN)

[clana4ev3r]

Lana breaks the kiss and hits him again and runs away.

[smvlfn15]

-Clark chases her with his superspeed-
C: You can't get away from me.
L: But I can try.
-Lana pushes him and runs to the bed, Clark superspeeds in front of her and they kiss very romantically, she brings him down to the bed and...they here the door open and it's...

[clana4ev3r]

very hot all of a sudden

[NYC300Z]

they look but don't see anyone come through the door and assume it was just the wind.

Clark and Lana continue kissing and finally Lana breaks the kiss.

Lana: so go on I don't think you were done telling me about your x-ray vision

Clark looks around nervously then finally he speaks

Clark: Yeah the second time I really wasn't my self...

[smvlfn15]

C: Remember when we got our school rings, well they made them from red meteor rock.
L: I thought meteor rocks are green.
C: They are but theres three different kinds, green makes me weak and I can get killed from them, red makes me act on impulse and not use my head, and there's black, it makes me fully embrace my Kryptonian destiny or can bring me back from it.
L: What's Kryptonian?
C: The name of my planet is Krypton, the name of my race is Kryptonian, and the name of the meteor rocks is Kryptonite.
L: Oh, ok.
C: So when I had the school ring on we went to the Talon to study with Chloe and Pete, remember?
L: Ya, so you really liked me then so you didn't have any self control and you...
C: Ya I used X-ray vision when you and Chloe went to get us drinks. Then you came back and I left because you wouldn't come dancing.
L: Oh ya, now I remember.
C: So that's...

[eatbreatheswim]

HOW IT WORKS.

L: OH.

[NYC300Z]

Clark: so lets see we've covered super strength, speed, and x-ray vision. That leaves industructibility heat vision and super hearing.

Lana: super hearing?

Clark: yeah I can just hear things far away even when I'm in a noisy place, and I can hear really low frequencies that people can't.

Lana: oh I see and then there was heat vision and indo... what?

Clark: Industructibility and yeah heat vision i'll show you that one first.

Clark takes Lana by the hand to barn to demonstrate his heat vision

[smvlfn15]

As they reach the loft he looks at an unlit candle ant it instantly burns as Lana turns her head to look at it.
L: So that's heat vision, how does it start?
C: Uh, I just have to think of you.
L: Oh so it's because your love.
C: Something like that, so now there's super hearing.
L: Ya.
C:Alright go down and start the tractor and say something really quiet.
Lana goes down, starts the tractor and says I love you.
She comes back up and Clark repeated what she said without even needing to use super hearing.
C: So now there's industructibility.
L: Right.
C: Alright, i'll be right back.
A few seconds later he came back with his dads gun, he loaded it and was about to shoot his hand when...
Lana: What are you doing?
Clark: It's ok trust me.
He pointed it at his hand and fired. He showed Lana the bullet in his hand.
L: Wow, so when that kid that was going bounty hunting for meteor freaks and he had me, you wore that to look like you could get shot.
C: Ya, except he had some Kryptonite bullets that can shoot me.
L: Ok I never would of expected this from you , Clark.
Then his parents come rushing in after they heard a gunshot from the feild.
Johnathon: Clark what..

[clana4ev3r]

Jonathan: Clark what happened?

Clark: Oh I was just demonstrating my indestructibility to Lana.

Jonathan: Well why didn't you tell me? I could of shot you myself.

Clark: Oh no dad its okay.

Jonathan: Man, that sucks. I had nothing to do.

Clark: Sorry dad maybe you could do it next time when I tell someone else my secret.

Jonathan: Like that'll happen anytime soon..

Clark: Oh gosh dad get over it.

Jonathan: Fine, anyways I was wondering if...

[NYC300Z]

Jonathon: you know where I parked my motorcycle? The only time I ever see is it is when your on red k.

Clark: oh yeah your motorcycle it's....

[clana4ev3r]

Clark: by the hay.

Jonathan: What's it doing there?

Clark: Well....

[eatbreatheswim]

LANA AND I WANTED TO RIDE IT SO...
J: CLARK, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? YOU KNOW I WOULD'VE SAID YES...
C: EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY I DID IT! BECAUSE I FIGURED YOU WOULD'VE SAID YES, SO WHY ASK?
J: SO I KNOW YOU'RE RESPNIBLE!
CLARK LOOKING VERY CONFUSED AT HIS DAD.

RESPNIBLE=RESPONSIBLE

sry

[NYC300Z]

Clark takes the motorcycle and rides over to Lana and she hops on. The two of them then go for a spin around Smallville.

[linn]

C: Hey lets go to CRater Lake........

[eatbreatheswim]

L: SURE!...

[smvlfn15]

L: So why are we going to Crater Lake?
C: Just something i've wanted to do.
L: What, are we going skinnydipping.
Clark just looked ahead and smiled, Lana knew from his silence she was right.
L: So...

[eatbreatheswim]

LETS RUN!

[NYC300Z]

Clark grabbed the clutch with his left hand, hit the gear up with his left foot into 3rd and with his right hand pulled back on the accelerator and speeding off towards Crater Lake. Lana had to hold on to Clark even tighter!

[smvlfn15]

They reached Crater Lake in no time. It was perfect, a nice warm sunny day with knowone else there. They stripped down and jumped in. Next thing they knew there was a bunch of trucks coming in, it was...

[NYC300Z]

the Luthor Corp Annual picnic and there was Lana and Clark stuck skinny dipping in Crater Lake...Clark used his super speed and whisked him and Lana to his loft, but forgot their chlothes! :eek:

[eatbreatheswim]

L: CLARK!! MY CLOTHES!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
C: WE CAN STOP AT MY PLACE AND YOU CAN BORROW SOME I GUESS.
L: OK. I GUES
AS CLARK IS RUNNUNG FASTER THEN A SPEEDING BULLET TOTTALLY NUDE ALONG WITH LANA. IT WAS A SORT OF ROMANTIC MOMENT, BUT JUST THEN CLARK STARTS SLOWING DOWN
L: CLARK!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!! PEOPLE WILL SEE US!!!! NUDE!!!
C: LANA!!! I CAN'T RUN FAST ANY MORE!!! I THINK I'M LOSSING MY POWERS!!!...


OH MY GOD, I THINK I WOULD DIE IF THIS WERE ME!!!!!!!

[linn]

L : Clark, but how?

[NYC300Z]

Clark started laughing and then sped up. I was only playing Lana.

When Clark finally stoped running they were in Clark's bedroom.

Lana: don't you ever scare me like that again Mr. Kent!

Yeah yeah okay Clark said inbetween laughs.

Lana: can you hurry up and get me some chlothes please!

[smvlfn15]

C: Well, I could but what fun would that be?
L: Mr. Kent you have a dirty mind.
C: But you love it.
L: Ya.
-They start making out both totally nude on Clarks bed-
L: Clark...

[eatbreatheswim]

, REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUND THAT BABY IN FIELDS THAT GREW RAPIDLY?
C: HOW COULD I FORGET. HE WAS PRACDICLY MY FIRST SON.
L: REMEMBER HOW HAPPY WE WERE?
C: LANA...
L: CLARK. I THINK WE'RE READY.L I MEAN, WE'RE MUTURE, AAND WE'RE FINE MONEY WISE...
C: I KNOW BUT...
L: AND PLUS, EITHER WHAT SEX IT TURNS OUT, IT'LL TURN OUT HOT AND SEXY!
C: LANA...
L: YES MR. KENT?...
C: ALRIGHT...

[NYC300Z]

but don't you think we should get married first Lana?

Lana: yeah I think your right. So will you marry me Clark?

Clark: yes of course Lana

Lana: then it's all settled

Clark: okay then...

[eatbreatheswim]

LETS GO.
L: SHOULD WE TELL SOMEONE FIRST?
C: NO. THAT WOLD TAKE LONGER.
L: CLARK, WHO WOULD MAKE AN OPPOINTMENT FOR A MARRIAGE FOR TWO TEENAGES AT THE LAST MINUTE?
C: VEGAS!

[NYC300Z]

Lana: Vegas, but how are we going to get there?
Clark: your choice super speed or I can try and fly us there?
Lana: try?? hmmm I'll pick...

[cufcchic]

lana: i think we should fly!
clark: as you wish!
clark gives lana a quick kiss and they fly out of smallville

[akuma]

5 seconds later they arrive in Vegas

lana: Clark ur amazing
clark: I know, so are you, now lets get married!

[NYC300Z]

Clark super speeds them to a 24 hour chapel and they step inside hand in hand

Clark: you ready?
Lana: yes!
Clark:okay here we go
Lana:

[eatbreatheswim]

...I DO
C: ...I DO

[linn]

And then they ran to their room......Clark leaped Lana on his arms until...

[NYC300Z]

they he threw her down onto the bed and jumped on the bed next to her.

[cufcchic]

clark: i love you mrs.kent
lana: and i love you mr.kent
they start making out on the bed and

[NYC300Z]

continued for a very long time and fell asleep.

When they woke up Clark told Lana they had better get back to Smallville because they were going to be in a lot of trouble.

Clark superspeed them back to the Kent farm and when they walked in hand in hand...

[eatbreatheswim]

...LEX WAS THERE.
L:YOU KNOW, YOU TWO SHOULD GET MARRIED SOMEDAY.
CLARK AND LANA LOOKED AT EACHOTHER SMILING AND LOOKED
AT LEX.
C: ACUALLY LEX...
THEY SHOWED HIM THE RINGS AT THE SAME TIME AND LEX JUST
LOOKS AT CLARK AMAISED.
L: CLARK, LANA...
LANA: YESS LEX?
L: ...CONGRADES!!!!!!!!!

[cufcchic]

lana: thanks lex
clark: yea,
lex: so how have the kents taken it?
clark:actually they dont know.
lex:

[NYC300Z]

Lex: what you haven't told them yet?

Clark and Lana :No

Lex: how do you think their going to take it?

Jonathon: take what?

[goldylocks_k]

Lana: CLARK'S GAY!

Johnathan: And? You think we didn't know?

Clark: Dad! That was one time....

Johnathan: Right....Anyway, what don't I know?

[NYC300Z]

Clark: than ummmm me and Lana got married

Jonathon: WHAT! You can't be serious son! How could you do that to your mother and me! We wanted to be their!

Martha: Be where Jonathon?

[cufcchic]

johnathon: clark and lana got married!
martha: what?! i cant believe you son. i am very dissapointed!
clark: but dad,

[eatbreatheswim]

INVITE EVERYONE, THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER!
J: CLARK, LANA, YOU DON'T NEED A WEDDING, OR A CAKE, OR A CERTIFICATE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE!
C: EXACTLY DAD, YOU DON'T NEED A WEDDING WITH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO SEE YOU GET MARRIED TO BE IN LOVE. LOVE IS LOVE.
L: MR. KENT, DON'T THINK WE DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED! TRUST ME, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT KIDS! WE JUST DECIDED WE SHOULD GET MARRIED FIRST!
J: THAT'S NO EXCUSE! KIDS CAN WAIT, AND SO CAN MARRAIGE! MARRAIGE ISN'T SOMETHING TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! IT'S A LIFE LONG COMMITTMENT, SOMETIMES!WHEN YOU MARRY SOMEONE, IT MEANS THAT YOU ARE MUTURE AND READY FOR A MAJOR CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE!
C: DAD...
J: WHAT CLARK?
C: ME KNOW WHAT BEING MARRIED MEANS, WHAT WE DON'T KNOW, IS WHY YOU'RE NOT SUPPORTING US!
J: YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOLM TO LIVE IN THIS HOUSE ANY FURTHER.
C: DAD!WERE ARE WE SUPPOSED YO LIVE!?
L: WE CAN LIVE AT THE TALAN.
C: YEAH AND KICK CHOE OUT!?
L: WELL, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS!?
...

[NYC300Z]

Clark: sure we can just stay at the Talon to either my parents calm down or we find a bigger place of our own.

Do you mind if I get my things Dad? It wont take me but a few seconds

Before Jonathon can respong Clark goes into superspeed mode and packs everything he needs and comes back downstairs.

[cufcchic]

clark: goodbye johnathon kent, ready to go lana?
lana: yes.
he picks her up and superspeeds to the

[NYC300Z]

Talon.

Clark: so Lana what are we going to do from here?

Lana:

[eatbreatheswim]

BE HAPPY LIKE THE WAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT?
C: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!

[NYC300Z]

Clark: but you know we can't live in the Talon forever.

Lana:

[smvlfn15]

L: I know, but we can live here for a while and then maybe move to Metropolis and get away from Smallville.
C: That sounds good enough to me.

[cufcchic]

lana: yea we can get away from lex, all the meteor freaks and rocks, and everything else
clark: yea we can have like new idenities!
lana: no.
clark: why not?!
lana:

[NYC300Z]

Lana: I like us being us, besides i'm sure your parents will come around soon enough.
Clark: I sure hope so

*Just then Jonathon and Martha Kent walk into the Talon*

Jonathon: Clark son...

[The Lana Lang]

Jonathan: Clark, son, your mother and I apologize for our rash decision of kicking you out. We were just upset that you left the two of us out of this decision. Your mother and I have been waiting for ya'll to hit it off again for ages... we just kinda wanted to share that moment with you.

Jonathan claps Clark lovingly on the shoulders and gives him that fatherly grin as Martha steps up to Jonathan's side.

Martha: We love you Clark and we're very glad you two finally got together.

Clark and Lana smile appreciatively. The group shares a family group hug and everythign seems well again.

Clark: So this means we can stay at the farm?

Martha and Jonathan look knowingly at each other,grinning sneakily as Clark and Lana catch the look and both become a little nervous. Lana grabs Clark's hand as the Kents begin to speak.

Jonathan: Well... your mother has made a little extra money at the Talon these past few years...

Martha: And we think it's only fit, seeing as you two could probably need nothing else mroe, that with that money...

Jonathan/Martha: We could buy ya'll your first house!

The Kents beam as Clark and Lana look at each other, completely speachless. A wide grin spreads across Lana's face as she flings herself into Clarks arms and they both happily spin around the room. Clark realizes ince again that his parents are standing thereand rush over with Lana to thank them. They do so profusely for several minutes, Lana and Martha hugging and laughing and crying all at the same time. Then Jonathan speaks above the noise...

Jonathan: Now...

Everyone hushes and turns their attention to him, Lana and Martha struggling to keep the many emotions in check.

Jonathan: I know you two would like to make this decision on your own, owing to the fact that you do that mostly anyways...

Lana and Clark look at each other and blush

Jonathan: But your mother and I have decided to let you choose the house as well... and where it's located. I know that you'd both probably like to stay closer to home, but there are a lot of opportunities in Metropolis as well. I want you both to lead a very happy, prosperous life... so the decision is up to you.

Lana and Clark look at each other, both aware of the pondering expression on the other's face.

Clark: I dunno dad... but I'm pretty sure we'd both really like to live in...


Dum dum dum... heres to the next writer!

[cufcchic]

smallville
lana: yea me too!
johnathon: really dont you want to see whats out there?
clark: no, i fell in love here, we both grew up here and this is the only place for us.
lana:

[NYC300Z]

Lana: besides where ever Clark is, is where I want to be
Clark: I feel the same way, and besides I can get to metropolis in a couple minutes and Lana's always welcome to come along for the ride!
Lana: I like the sound of that

Jonathon:slow down you two...

[smvlfn15]

Jonathon: Slow down you two we can always decide about working or moving to metropolis or whatever else later. Right now me and yor mother have something to show you.
Martha: We have a big party with all your friends back at the house, and Pete's there with Bart and A.C. Come on weve got to get over there.
C: All Right mom, i'll leave in a minute. You two can go on and me and Lana can run there and make a big entrance.
L: Ya Clark that would be really cool. Or maybe you could fly me there instead of running.
Jonathon and Martha: You can fly!!!
Clark: Ya, but only when I really concentrate, otherwise I start getting dizzy from being up so high.

[cufcchic]

johnathon: sure clark.
martha: well you will have to take us flying
clark: okay but

[eatbreatheswim]

I'M NOT SURE I CAN CARRY YOU TWO, I MEAN YOU ARE OLD! J/K J/K MOM
M: CLARK!
C: I SAID I WAS KIDDING!
...IN A SARCASTIC ATTITUDE SO NONE OF YOU GET THE WRONGE IDEA

[NYC300Z]

Martha: oh well were going back to the farm you two hurry up and come back to the farm soon.

Jonathon: yeah don't take too long to get ready and come to your party *looking at Lana*

Lana: oh don't worry Mr. Kent

Clark: what are you guys talking about?

Martha: don't worry about it Clark. See you two soon.

*Martha and Jonathon leave to go home*

Clark: now that their gone...

*Clark leans in for a kiss and the newylweds start a make out session that lasts 15 minutes.*

*Lana finally breaks aways*

Lana: I need to get ready for the party be down in 15 minutes

Clark: okay hurry up

[cufcchic]

lana: i will
clark: do we have to go to the party? i like staying here
lana:

[NYC300Z]

Lana: so would I, but your parents went to a lot of trouble getting everybody together, and it's a party for us and were married now so we'll have plenty of time to be toghether and your parents are buying us a house in Smallville

Clark: okay enough enough we'll go. Now are you ready yet?

Lana: keep your pants on Clark i'll be down in a minute!

Clark:

[eatbreatheswim]

I'M SO GLAD WE GOT MARRIED.
LANA STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND LOOKED AT CLARK
SMILING. SHE SAT ON HIS LAP AND SAID
L:SO AM I CLARK! I THINK THE TIMING WAS PERFECT TOO.

[NYC300Z]

Clark: so does that mean your ready now?

Lana: no Clark! You keep interupting me!

*1 hour later*

Lana: okay I'm ready! Clark? Clark! CLARK!

*Clark finally wakes up*

Clark: so your ready now?

Lana: yes and I didn't take that long! No need for you to fall asleep!

Clark: oh sorry wont happen again!

*Clark picks up Lana and Superspeeds her to the Kent Farm. When they get there they walk up to the barn and everybody is there waiting to greet them!*

[smvlfn15]

Bart: Hey Clark, how you been man?
C: Not bad, and you?
Bart: Not bad, just ran here from California, had a couple girls there.
C: You haven't changed.
B: All right, i'll catch you later.

[NYC300Z]

Chloe: So you guys ran off and got married and didn't invite me? How could you?
Pete: yeah and how come you didn't pick me up on the way?

Clark: Hey Pete when you get here?

Pete: just a little while ago your parents called me.

Clark: that 's cool. Good to see you

Pete: yeah you too man

[cody111]

lana:clark hello I'm your wife ok your supposed to adore me
clark:oh don't tell me I know and do
lana:prove it
clark:I will
clark dashes to his bedroom with lana in his arms
lana:clark the reason we got married was to have children so let's get with the making of children
clark:gladly

[NYC300Z]

*after a few hours they emerge from the bed room*

[cufcchic]

clark and lanas hair was a mess.
clark: i love being married to you
lana: me too
clark:

[NYC300Z]

Clark: so where do you want to go now?

Lana: I wanna see the world

Clark: well let's go!

Lana: *very excited* are you serious?

[cody111]

clark:where do you want to start?
lana:yugoslavia
clark superspeeds her there
lana:clark we don't know serubian
clark:I supersped through the books and memerised there language don't worry
lana:

[NYC300Z]

Lana: you can do that Clark?

Clark: no just playing just tring to see how much you would believe!

Lana: ha ha no fair *She then kisses him*

Clark: so now where too

Lana: lets just go a little bit south down to Greece. I hear it's really beautiful

Clark: sure next stop Parga

[eatbreatheswim]

L: WOW!! THIS IS BEAUTIFUL CLARK! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK IT WOULD BE THIS NICE HERE!!
C: I KNOW!....NEXT STOP...
L: JAMACA
C: OKAY
THEY SUPERSPEED INTO A HOTEL RESORT INTO THE BED AND START MAKING OUT. THEN CLARK CALLED HIS PARENTS SAYING THEY NEEDED A LITTLE HONEYMOON IN JAMACA AND THEY WOULD BE THERE FOR ALMOST A MONTH. HE ALSO SAID THAT THEY WOULD BE HOME IN ABOUT THREE HOURS TO GET THIER CLOTHES AND PERSONAL ITEMS. THEY EMEDIATLY GO OUT TO THE BEACH AND RENTED A BOAT. THEY STAYED ON THE BOAT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AND THEN THEY WENT BACK TO SMALVILLE TO GET THEIR STUFF.
MARTHA: I'M GOING TO MISS YOU. I WANT YOU TO BE VERY CAREFUL.
JONATHON: YEAH CLARK. DON'T GET TO WILD ON US NOW. EVEN IF YOU ARE SUPERMAN.
L: DON'T WORRY MR...
J: DAD!
L:OKAY, DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
C: ALREADY?
L: MORE THEN EVER!!
M: BYE YOU TWO! HAVE FUN!!
L & C: WE WIL!!!

[NYC300Z]

Lana and Clark head back down to Negril Jamaica

Lana: it's so beautiful here!

Clark: yeah I know, but it's nothing compared to you!

Lana: oh your just saying that!

[eatbreatheswim]

THEY START RUNNING IN THE HUT THAT THEY RENTED AND RUSHED TO PUT THEIR BATHINGSUITS ON. THEY START RUNNING TOWARDS THE WATER ON THE BEACH HOLDING HANDS. AS THEY GET TO THE WATER A SMALL WAVE COMES AND THEY JUMP OVER IT LIKE THEY WERE 5 YEARS OLD. THENTHEY START KISSING AND A 4 YEAR OLD GOS UP TO THEM AND SAYS EWWWWWWWWWW. THEY LOOK DOWN AND SMILE. THEN THE BOYS MOM CALLS HIM OVER TO THE SAND TO FINISH THEIR LUNCH.

[NYC300Z]

Clark: so Lana what do you want to do now?

[eatbreatheswim]

L: ENJOY.
C: I'VE BEEN ENJOYING YOU SINCE I WAS ABOUT 5 YEARS OLD!
L: NOT ME! JAMACA. THE PEOPLE. US.
C: LANA, COULDN'T YOU LIKE, IMAGINE LEX COMING OUT OF THE CORNER AND JUST BE LIKE, HEY CLARK, HI LANA. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
L: THAT WOULD BE JUST HIM! BUUUUUUT, LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT HIM RIGHT NOW. LET'S NOT THINK AT ALL.
C: I LIKE I LIKE!

[NYC300Z]

Lana: yeah so do I!

Clark: so what are we waiting for?

Lana: I don't know

[eatbreatheswim]

, LET'S, (YAWN) LET'S GO TO BED. I'M POOPED

[NYC300Z]

Clark: yeah ok

*Next morning*

Lana : good morning Clark

Clark : good morning Lana

[cufcchic]

clark: how did you sleep?

lana: good, since you were here.

clark: are you ready to go somewhere else now?

lana: yea! lets go to

[NYC300Z]

Egypt! I want to see the pyramids!

Clark: sure thing

*Clark picks up Lana and they start flying away*

[eatbreatheswim]

L: OH MY GOD CLARK THIS IS AMAZING! I MEAN, THIS, THIS IS AMAZING! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HERE BEFORE?
C: I KNOW. AND NO, I HAVEN'T. AND BESIDES, IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AS MUCH FUN WITHOUT YOU!
L: THAT WAS CUTE.
C: I KNOW I AM.
BOTH LAUGHING

[NYC300Z]

Clark: but not as cute as you

*Lana blushes alot*

Lana: so Clark what do you want to do now?

[ClanaAlways]

Clark:Whatever you wanna do.
Lana:I wanna build a sand castle!
Clark:(laughing) Okay!

[eatbreatheswim]

CLARK SUPERSPEEDING WHEN HE IS BUILDING HIS CASTLE.
C: HAHA. MINE'S BETTER THEN YOURS!
LANA SITS RIGHT DOWN RIGHT ON IT.
C: HEY!
L: NOW IT'S NOT.
THEY START MAKING OUT.

[ClanaAlways]

Clark then gets sand in his eye.He tries to get it out,but only makes it worse.
Lana:Oh,Poor baby! Here let me help you!
She blows on his eye and then kisses him.

[NYC300Z]

Clark: thanks Lana it's all out now

[eatbreatheswim]

L: YOU'RE WELCOME CLARK.
A WEEK AND A HALF LATER
L: CLARK THIS HOONEY MOON IS GOING BY SOOOOO FAST!
C: I KNOW.
L: THIS MIGHT SOUND KINDERGARDINISH, BUT I WISH IT COULD LAST FOREVER.
C: YEAH.
L: I KNOW!
C: IT DOES SOUND KINDERGARDINISH.
L: CLARK!
C: JUST KIDDING LANA. I WISH IT COULD LAST TOO.
L: WAIT! WHY CAN'T IT! I'M MARRIED TO A SUPERMAN! WHY CAN'T IT! WE CAN COME HERE ANY TIME I WANT! WE CAN COME HERE ANY TIME WE WANT!
C: SPEAKING OF GOING PLACES...
L: CLARK!
C: OKAY... :( :( :( BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WE BETTER GO BACK TO JAMACA AND TELL THAT GUY THAT LEX HIRED WHAT TO DO.
L: YEAH. WE SHOULD. I MEAN THAT WAS SO NICE OF LEX TO DO THAT! I MEAN, LIKE, REALLY NICE.

[eatbreatheswim]

C: Ya, I was really surprised that he did that. I mean, all the times that I didn't trust him and he still kept our friendship. I quess he really is a true friend after all.
L: Alright, this is not you and Lex's honeymoon, it's ours, now let's go!
C: Ok

*Clark superspeeds the two of them back to Jamaica*

[smvlfn15]

*Once they get to Jamaica*

C: What do you want to do now?
L: I don't know, maybe just lay in the sand here with you.
C: That sounds good.

* They both start making out in the sand until Clark hears someone screaming HELP, HELP! Clark gets up and then superspeeds in to the water, he sees a young man just go under. He dives down, grabs him and super swims back to the beach. The young man coughs and slowly regains consciousness.*

C: Are you Ok?
Man: Ya, I think so, thank you so much for saving me.
C: No problem, can I ask your name?
Man: Ya it's...

[cufcchic]

man: ya its josh

c: hey josh. i am clark, and this is my wife lana

lana: hey josh

man: nice to meet you both

clark: what were you doing in that ocean anyway?

[NYC300Z]

Josh: I don't know I just ended up there?

Clark: ended up there?

Josh: yeah I don't know

Lana pulls Clark to the side

Lana: that sounds pretty wierd

Clark: yeah well

Lana: besides is this what it's going to be like all the time? You running off to save people and leaving me like that?

Clark: Lana...

[cufcchic]

clark: im so sorry. i just try to be a good citizen. i dont want people to die knowing that i can save them.

lana: oh, well i am sorry i got so mad at you. i guess i dont like sharing you too much

clark: well, its okay, i cant blame you

lana: clark kent!

clark: lana kent!

lana smiles

clark leans in to kiss her gently

[NYC300Z]

*they keep on kissing while Josh just stares at them*

Josh: ahem *cough*

Clark: Lana *points with his head*

Lana: oh who cares Clark

*they continue kissing*

[cufcchic]

josh: whatever, you guys are weird, like from some different planet

he walks away to leave lana and clark making out

clark: well, i know one of us is

lana smiles and pulls him back into a kiss

[NYC300Z]

*after a while has passed Lana pulls away*

Lana: so were still on our honey moon right?

Clark: yeah it can last as long as you want

Lana: is that so?

Clark: yeah it is

Lana: good so how about we...

[smvlfn15]

Lana: go swimming.

Clark: Alright lets go.

* They both run to the water and find it surprisingly warmer than they thought. Then...