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davidbrenton
10-05-2009, 01:37 AM
She's not the most popular character, but...

I LOVE Terri Shuester...and her one liners are up there w/ Sue's in my book.

Here are some of my faves.


"I have a question about the trees. It's always been my personal dream to cut down my own Christmas tree. How many Christmas trees will we have in the backyard? And do they come in different colors?"
--Terri Shuester

Terri's Mom: Are you crazy?
Terri: What?

"This banister was made by Ecuadorian children." [gasps in delight]
--Terri Shuester

"I'm not raising our baby in a used house. They're not clean!"
--Terri Shuester

Terri: This is where our daughter or our gay son will sleep. I thought maybe we could put one of those mini pianos in here and you two could put on mini shows for me.
Will: I love it Terri but we still can't afford everything.
Terri: It's my very own Sophie's Choice.
obsessedwithsv
10-05-2009, 01:49 AM
lol, at first I hated her selfishness. Now I find it quite entertaining ;).

Terri: "I don't want my baby to grow an extra arm just because I live in squalor and I'm so stressed. So, I want you to run any and all tests you have."
Dr. Wu: "Trust me, you're clear."

~

Terri: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Dr. Wu: "I don't know how to put this but... there's no baby."
Terri: "gasp Did it fall out?!"

~

"Dr. Phil said that people can change!"
smlgrl1547
10-05-2009, 01:50 AM
I love this one

Howard: This lady wants to return these sheets but something tells me we have another bed wetter.
Terri: See what I have to deal with here [walks away grabbing the sheet off Howard] hasnt she heard of a diaper?
davidbrenton
10-05-2009, 01:50 AM
"Dr. Phil said that people can change!"

:rotfl:
smlgrl1547
10-05-2009, 01:51 AM
lol, at first I hated her selfishness. Now I find it quite entertaining ;).

Terri: "I don't want my baby to grow an extra arm just because I live in squalor and I'm so stressed. So, I want you to run any and all tests you have."
Dr. Wu: "Trust me, you're clear."

~

Terri: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Dr. Wu: "I don't know how to put this but... there's no baby."
Terri: "gasp Did it fall out?!"

~

"Dr. Phil said that people can change!"


I rekon these are the best so far LOL
Radames125470
10-05-2009, 02:05 AM
Terri: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Dr. Wu: "I don't know how to put this but... there's no baby."
Terri: "gasp Did it fall out?!"

This is absolutely hysterical and even though I HATE the character, I love the actress.

An inside joke that was pretty funny was when Terri's sister said that the baby was black.
davidbrenton
10-05-2009, 02:09 AM
An inside joke that was pretty funny was when Terri's sister said that the baby was black.

Yes, yes. Nip/Tuck for those curious (Who Ryan Murphy created/wrote and Jessica Gyslig also acted in, during which she delivered a black baby for white male lead, christian troy.) :)
obsessedwithsv
10-05-2009, 02:28 AM
"That's a really good sign! That means the baby's not a mongoloid!"

~

"But Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three days a week here, and then I have to go home and cook dinner for myself?"

~

"It's not wrong to want nice things, and to have a glue gun that works!!"
obsessedwithsv
10-05-2009, 08:05 PM
Will: "Baby, I have some bad news."
Terri: *looks hopeful* "A wealthy relative died?"
davidbrenton
10-05-2009, 10:25 PM
Will: "Baby, I have some bad news."
Terri: *looks hopeful* "A wealthy relative died?"

She's sooo great. Even that :Showmance" ep where she was brushing her teeth. Something was always going on with her.
Violet-Shadow
10-07-2009, 06:30 PM
"But Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three days a week here, and then I have to go home and cook dinner for myself?"


:rotfl: That is my absolute favorite Terri quote! (so far)
davidbrenton
10-07-2009, 11:42 PM
Come on! She had to have some good ones tonight.
FlashInSV
10-11-2009, 07:30 AM
"But Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three days a week here, and then I have to go home and cook dinner for myself?"


:rotfl:She's killing me. Half the times I wanna punch her and the other half I just lmao.
obsessedwithsv
10-11-2009, 09:56 AM
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.
clois-destiny-forever
10-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But you don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

She was hilarious in that whole episode! I swear, she only has about one and a half brain cells. :rotfl::rotfl:
obsessedwithsv
10-12-2009, 12:33 PM
She was hilarious in that whole episode! I swear, she only has about one and a half brain cells. :rotfl::rotfl:

Minus the one brain cell. :p:lol:
Daddylion
03-11-2010, 05:31 AM
Sucks that this thread is so far behind. Terri is without a doubt EVIL and probably have only one and half brain cell like clois-destiny-forever said but she's hilarious!