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superhippie2000
05-13-2009, 08:42 AM
if you are just joining us tess and lois do the hokey pokey, doomsday and clark play twister, and the orb is telling everyones fortune.

SilentAbyss
05-13-2009, 09:25 AM
and lex and lana do the okey poki and turn around....thats what smallvilles all about lmao

super_j_man
05-13-2009, 09:44 AM
and lex and lana do the okey poki and turn around....thats what smallvilles all about lmao

:rotfl::lol::rotfl:

IYJJU, Clark and Doomsday decided that fighting is too violent and not a healthy way to solve their problems, so they just sit down and talk about their differences over tea.

----- Added 7 Minutes later -----

IYJJU, Lex found Helen somewhere in Tahiti. After they had resolved their differences they got back together and adopted Shelby. However, when Helen accidently called Shelby a girl, Lex went crazy and threw her off a bridge.

madcatlady
05-13-2009, 01:50 PM
If you're just joining us, Clark and Doomsday have switched bodies, a la Transference. Big grey monster stomps around Metropolis saying "it's all my fault!"

dotsie23
05-13-2009, 02:29 PM
If you're just joining us....Tess is selling tickets for the Clark/Doomsday Kryptonian Death Fight at $10,000 a pop Ollie is picking up the tab and flying in guests on his private plane and Lois will be in Clark's corner and Chloe in Davis's corner.

xrayvision
05-13-2009, 08:54 PM
If you're just joining us...the Kansas State Athletic Commission shut down the Clark-Doomsday fight since they didn't get approval.

If you're just joining us...NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg accidentally gave $100000000 to the wrong Doomsday Budget & Dawn Ostroff took it and spent it on Gossip Girl & a new show called 90Doom10 (yes, Doom has a new zipcode) instead.

mildmannered...
05-13-2009, 09:04 PM
If you're just joining us...Doomsday decided he wanted a pet and instead of fighting Clark for her (oops, I mean him!), Clark and Doomsday play rock paper scissors to see who gets custody of Shelby.

Canary
05-13-2009, 09:09 PM
If You're Just Joining Us... Tess was out buying snowglobes for her collection and she picked out the wrong globe and it turned out to be an orb that tells you how good you look each day.


If You're Just Joining Us... Clark Still Hasen't Flown.


If You're Just Joing Us... Shelby is makin her *His* way down town,walking fast
faces pass and he's homebound* nananana..

If You're Just Joining Us... Doomsday! is just around the corner! :D ..- Litterally. RUN!

SuperheroFan87
05-13-2009, 09:40 PM
If you're just joining us...........Shelby became Underdog and Clark got a shiny new toy that looks suspiciously like Lana.

Canary
05-13-2009, 10:29 PM
If You're Just Joining us.....

Clark Dances Dorky.

rconner
05-13-2009, 11:27 PM
If your just joining us .... where have you been?!

super_j_man
05-13-2009, 11:31 PM
IYJJU, there is a new group in town: the Justice League Rejects. Their team is comprised of the ever-so-strong Super Lana, the super-sexy Stiletto, Krypto the "super-gender-confused-dog" and the super-elastic Stetchy Pete. There are currently accepting applications for new members. Word has it that after being kicked out of the Justice League for harboring a villain, Chloe (aka Watchtower) has applied to join.

clois215
05-13-2009, 11:41 PM
If your just joining us....Lois and Clark are still JUST friends (hopefully not after Thursday though)

xrayvision
05-13-2009, 11:52 PM
If you're just joining us...Doomsday won't be able to make it to the fight since he has some cavities on his knuckles the dentist needs to take care of.

dotsie23
05-14-2009, 12:07 AM
If you're just joining us.....Clark and Davis/Doomsday will engage in a battle of angst.

Steve-El
05-14-2009, 02:51 AM
If your just joining us... Doomday's cooking macaroni and cheese for dinner before his fight with Clark.

SilentAbyss
05-14-2009, 02:59 AM
If you're just joining us, Clark and Doomsday have switched bodies, a la Transference. Big grey monster stomps around Metropolis saying "it's all my fault!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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If you are just joining us....Doomsday will say.... "Doom Smash!! Doom Crash!! Doom Eat Cookies!!!"

ooglebug
05-14-2009, 04:40 AM
if you're just joing us... the big twist none of us saw coming - Rock is the veteran who dies just after Clark reveals his identity as the RBB, declares his undying love for him and they share a first time Clock kiss; Clark is left devastated... no one else really cares.

xrayvision
05-14-2009, 04:48 AM
If you're just joining us...Dawn Ostroff just slashed the budget since she will need extra money to have her own personal 90210 season finale party with the actors & actresses. Instead, the Cookie Monster will be used as Doomsday's body while Jim Henson Productions now owns the newest gray-skinned red-eyed Muppet who loves Fozzie Bear's jokes. Waca-waca-waca!

If you're just joining us...Clark smell-el-el-els what Rokk is cooking.

If you're just joining us...this episode has been brought to you by the letters B, D, and A and the number 0.

Jaderoyale
05-14-2009, 06:37 AM
If your just joining us; Oliver shot Clark with an arrow, purely to weaken him so he could rip off his shirt.

jobookjunkie
05-14-2009, 06:44 AM
If your just joining us; Oliver shot Clark with an arrow, purely to weaken him so he could rip off his shirt.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

skully
05-14-2009, 07:00 AM
If you're just joining us...the Kansas State Athletic Commission shut down the Clark-Doomsday fight since they didn't get approval.
Hehehe, If Doomy bites off Clark's ear, there will be serious repercussions. :D

roccanater
05-14-2009, 07:12 AM
and lex and lana do the okey poki and turn around....thats what smallvilles all about lmao
:rotfl::lol::rotfl:

SilentAbyss
05-14-2009, 08:18 AM
Hehehe, If Doomy bites off Clark's ear, there will be serious repercussions. :D

:rotfl::rotfl:

SparkleforSmallville
05-14-2009, 11:42 AM
If you are just joining us:

Wasn't it just.........yesterday, we saw the Fortress fall down on Clark and Lex!:eek:

Dark Knight23
05-14-2009, 11:51 AM
If you're just joining us the Clark and Doomsday fight has been cut down significantly due to the low budget of Smallville. But please stay tuned to the fight of the century on Gossip Girls......

Estro-gen X
05-14-2009, 02:53 PM
In an extension of last week, if you are just joining us

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davidbrenton
05-14-2009, 03:20 PM
If you are just joining us....tell your friends to come too....we want good ratings!

xrayvision
05-14-2009, 04:15 PM
Hehehe, If Doomy bites off Clark's ear, there will be serious repercussions. :D

LOL! That was good.

dotsie23
05-14-2009, 04:48 PM
If you're just joining us.....Clark will be arriving late due to countless seasons of not using the full power of his abilities.

Mickey_Bickey
05-14-2009, 05:12 PM
If you're just joining us, Oliver is trying to get in on the action with Lois and Tess and trying to make a threesome!!:lol:

darkraya
05-14-2009, 05:50 PM
i cant wait to see the episode!

i live in canada(Quebec) and i dont have the cw where im from, ill have to wait until saturday to see the finale.


WHY!!? *cries*

rebecavaldez
05-14-2009, 06:45 PM
Haha, these are hilarious!

smallvilleluvr07
05-14-2009, 06:55 PM
If you're just joining us.......well, then you're just in time! Grab the popcorn! You've got six minutes 'til the BDA/DD smackdown!

dotsie23
05-15-2009, 02:43 AM
If you're just joining us.....Good! you didn't miss much!:D

Chloe>All
05-15-2009, 09:07 AM
If you're just joining us, Jimmy's dad reveals that he is a former professional boxer and actually has five sons, all named Jimmy. He currently sells fat-reducing grilling machines.

If you're just joining us, black kryptonite splits Davis from Doomsday. Davis goes on a rampage and starts killing everyone. Meanwhile, Doomsday, now completely docile, becomes Clark's second pet and a playmate for Shelby.

RaniaLovesClois
05-15-2009, 09:11 AM
If you are just joining us... Jimmy is not the real Jimmy and the Jimmy we all thought that he was the real Jimmy is dead... Complicated?????

disciples of zod
05-15-2009, 01:59 PM
If you're just joining us...well, you've got a lot to catch up on!

~H

disciples of zod
05-15-2009, 03:49 PM
If you're just joining us, Oliver is trying to get in on the action with Lois and Tess and trying to make a threesome!!:lol:

w00t :p

~K

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----

If your just joining us... Doomday's cooking macaroni and cheese for dinner before his fight with Clark.

:lol:

~K

Darth Clark-El
05-22-2009, 10:57 PM
if ur just joining us, go back to what u were doing before cause this episode was a huge disappointment