Quotes you wish were in Turbulence

[xrayvision]

Tess: What's this I hear about you flying up Clark?

Clark: No, no, I said my fly is up.

Tess: Damn. Well, we're gonna die.

Clark: Don't you have a parachute?

Tess: No some bald dude who seemed to be laughing a lot took the last one.

Clark: And they call me the BDA.

----- Added 2 Minutes later -----

Chloe: Hey, aren't you the guy from that movie Red Eye?

Davis: No. I played the creature that turned Dana Barrett into Zuul & Louis Tully into the Keymaster in Ghostbusters.

Chloe: Oh. I'm glad you don't play creatures like that anymore.

Davis: Heh...

[ZODisGOD]

Clark Kent: TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!

sorry, can't resist.

[Rift]

Martha Kent: Hi Clark!

Tess: Hi Lex!

Lois: Hi everyone!

Lana: ...

Chloe: Hi Mom!

Jimmy: Hi Kara!

Oliver: Hi Superman!

Clark: Hi Alicia! :p

[devilicus rebel]

Clark Kent: TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!

sorry, can't resist.

HAHAHAHAHA!! Great stuff.

[xrayvision]

Lex's Voice through the intercom: Hello Tess. I'm flying the plane & jumping out now. Don't worry though...I left you a Golden Parachute for all your great work at Luthorcorp. Goodbye!

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

Lois: Where the hell were you for coffee?

Clark: I was there. Where were you?

Lois: The hell you were.

Clark: Yeah, I was at the Talon.

Lois: No, I said meet me at the cafe.

Clark: Like I said, I was at the Talon.

Lois: Are you an idiot? Why take a 3 hour drive just to go to the Talon?

Clark: Uhhhhhhh.......because they serve coffee?

Lois: What a lame excuse. Next you're gonna say you ran there in a second.

Clark: 3 hours is nothing.

Lois: Clark, you know what happened last time someone was stuck on a "3 Hour Tour".

Clark: Oh c'mon Lois. You'd love to be stranded on an island with me, have nothing but coconuts.

Lois: Well, you're definitely the town's resident Gilligan.

[melissan02]

Tess: So, Clark, now that we're in the air on this plane, have I mentioned to you
that I'm a distinctive member of a club for 'frequent fliers'?

Clark: No, you haven't. Sounds interesting.

Tess: Would you like to join?

Clark: Sure. How do I join?

Tess leads Clark to the lavatory...:cool:

Tess: (with a smirk and raised eye brow)I'll show you...in here...when we've reached the 'mile high' altitude.;)

:p

[xrayvision]

Clark: Uh, excuse me but who the hell are you?

Eric Kripke: My name is Eric Kripke. I've been hired by a bunch of people at Kryptonsite to teach you how to fly.

Clark: I'm already flying.

Eric Kripke: No Clark, the plane is flying.

Clark: I don't like the sound of this.

Eric Kripke: You see that lake we're flying over now?

Clark: Yeah, but why's it green?

Eric Kripke: Because I filled it up with so much kryptonite that all life inside it are all kryptonite mutants that would kill you with one bite. There are also kryptonite-based explosives planted in the lake that are set to go off in 20 seconds.

Clark: Why are you telling me this?

Eric Kripke: Because if you don't fly, you will fall in there.

Clark: Yeah, right!

[Eric Kripke presses a button that opens a door & shoves him out the plane as he catches Clark off guard]

Eric Kripke: Fly like a birdie Clark. Fly, fly, fly!!

[disciples of zod]

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~k

[alejandrita439]

Originally Posted by ZODisGOD
Clark Kent: TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!

sorry, can't resist.



hahahaha :lol:

[LCforever]

nice quotes xray!
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Clark: Wait, where did Lois go?

Tess: Lois? She's not in this episode.

Clark: Aww.. does that mean I have to have an entire episode with you?

Tess: Yup.

Clark: Well, all I know is, you better not need saving because it seems like I always have a girl in my arms in each episode.

[Airplane losing altitude sounds]

Tess: (jumps into Clark's arms) Well, aren't you supposed to save people?

Clark: Aww heck no!!! (Drops Tess)

Clark: I'm coming LOIS!! :rotfl:

[Mickey_Bickey]

Chloe: So, why didn't you meet Lois for coffee?

Clark: I told her I was swamped at work. I couldn't go over to her, Chloe.

Chloe: Clark, it's just conversation and coffee. What's the worst that could happen?

Clark: It's more than that.

Chloe: You're......falling for her.......aren't you?

Clark: Strained look on his face that he knows Chloe is right but doesn't answer her.

[Jaderoyale]

Chloe: So, why didn't you meet Lois for coffee?

Clark: I told her I was swamped at work. I couldn't go over to her, Chloe.

Chloe: Clark, it's just conversation and coffee. What's the worst that could happen?

Clark: It's more than that.

Chloe: You're......falling for her.......aren't you?

Clark: Strained look on his face that he knows Chloe is right but doesn't answer her.

I can imagine the strained look on Clark's face :lol:

[chlo-el]

Chloe to Jimmy: I want a divorce.

[zorasuperman]

Chloe: So, why didn't you meet Lois for coffee?

Clark: I told her I was swamped at work. I couldn't go over to her, Chloe.

Chloe: Clark, it's just conversation and coffee. What's the worst that could happen?

Clark: It's more than that.

Chloe: You're......falling for her.......aren't you?

Clark: Strained look on his face that he knows Chloe is right but doesn't answer her.



I would LOVE if this actually happened
and its not completely out there. I could actually see it happening :D
my fav part is the strained face :eek::\

[roccanater]

Clark Kent: TO INFINITY...AND BEYOND!!!

sorry, can't resist.

Haha! Awesome!

[FlashInSV]

Eric Kripke: Fly like a birdie Clark. Fly, fly, fly!!

:lol: :rotfl:

[Mickey_Bickey]

I would LOVE if this actually happened
and its not completely out there. I could actually see it happening :D
my fav part is the strained face :eek::\

That strained face is a staple in Clark's character!!:lol: I would love to see that happen too!! Hopefully something like it will!

----- Added 32 Seconds later -----

I can imagine the strained look on Clark's face :lol:

It's embedded in our minds at this point!!:lol:

[Cage]

Here's one I'd love to hear - can anyone guess who made this the trade mark of what character

"Boy! Am I glad to see you!!!!"

[xrayvision]

Pilot: Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

Clark: Damn, I was planning on using that line on Lois.

Tess: Me too.

Clark: Don't your planes come with complimentary Lois clones in addition to the free peanuts?

Tess: Mine do, but this is Ollie's plane. His planes have a complimentary showing of Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

[melissan02]

Pilot: Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. I think Tess is probably counting on it being a "bumby ride" now that she has Clark on board!;)

Clark: Damn, I was planning on using that line on Lois.

Tess: Me too. Ooooh, kinky!:cool:

[Tompouce]

That strained face is a staple in Clark's character!!:lol: I would love to see that happen too!! Hopefully something like it will!

----- Added 32 Seconds later -----



It's embedded in our minds at this point!!:lol:
As you said it : Clark's faces are the strongest moments of emotion to me in SV:D:p;)
Melissa, I hope so much you are rightttttt:)

[Alania]

Chloe: "So, Clark, i heard u slammed my cousin in the door! What did i tell u about that a month ago?!"
"Clark: "No, Chloe, it's not like that. I need.....
Clark hesitates and Chloe interrupts: "U need what?! A brand new set of excuses to text her?!"
Clark: "Chloe, please, i don't think that's up to u to judge. I'm feeling bad enough already"
Chloe: "Clark, u had seven years with a girl. Don't make the same mistakes again with the next, whether it's Lois or anyone else. U deserve to be able to share your life with someone without pain and secrets!"

[LoveHurts38]

Xrayvision and LCforever good quotes:rotfl::lol::rotfl:

[BWOracle]

Clark: "Tess, wake up..you've got to see this...I'm flying."

Tess: "What happened to my pilot?"

Pilot (sound falling away): "Heeeeeeeeeelp"

[PatRicNasty]

Zod: I trust you are not wasting my time... Lex Luthor
Lex: Of course not, Your Turbulence


from "Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut" :D




"Enough of Uneducated, Colorsblinded, Stupidboys... http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2821/kickinthejewels7gg.gif Brandon Routh is truly a Super Man"... A verse from The Gospel According To Donner

[devilicus rebel]

Clark: "Tess, wake up..you've got to see this...I'm flying."

Tess: "What happened to my pilot?"

Pilot (sound falling away): "Heeeeeeeeeelp"




I have been wondering what happens to the pilot in all this mess.</br\>

[dotsie23]

Zod: I trust you are not wasting my time... Lex Luthor
Lex: Of course not, Your Turbulence


from "Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut" :D




"Enough of Uneducated, Colorsblinded, Stupidboys... http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/2821/kickinthejewels7gg.gif Brandon Routh is truly a Super Man"... A verse from The Gospel According To Donner

LOL! Good one!:lol:

[green_arrow_girl358]

Here's one I'd love to hear - can anyone guess who made this the trade mark of what character

"Boy! Am I glad to see you!!!!"

Lois to clark in superman 2?

[Deana]

Jimmy to Chloe: Lois was more concerned about me that you! LOIS! That tells me all I need to know about us.

[green_arrow_girl358]

after breakup scene:
chloe: oh no you didn't! (hauls him off by the ear)

[dokken-fan]

Clark: "Tess, wake up..you've got to see this...I'm flying."

Tess: "What happened to my pilot?"

Pilot (sound falling away): "Heeeeeeeeeelp"

Clark thougths: "Oh no, I have to put her to sleep again"

Clark: "Tess, these are not the droids you are looking for"

Tess: "What are you talking about?"

Clark: "Damn, it worked for Obi-wan"

----- Added 18 Minutes later -----

Tess: "Hey Oli, can I borrow your plane"

Oliver: "What hapened to yours?"

Tess: "Mine was dirty, is at the car wash"

Oliver: "OK, but take good care of it please, Is the only one I got, It was a gift from my dad before he died"

Tess: "Come on, don't worry, is not like I'm going to blow it up or anything"

[Welling_is_pretty]

Clark: "See, Chloe, how fast I can change in and out of my suit?"
Chloe: "Maybe you should do it a little slower, Clark. Or, you know a lot slower."
Clark: "Chloe, why are you drooling?"

Tess: "Clark, you keep your underwear in this backpack?"
Clark: "Um, yes! So please don't look at it."
Tess: "But maybe I want to see your underwear, Kent. It would at least settle the bet I have with Oliver whether it's boxers or briefs for you."

Chloe, bursting into the barn: "Clark! Jimmy's gone completely wackadoodle and wants a divorce! He says marrying me was the worst mistake ever!"
Clark: "Chloe, you know I can't turn back time for you, I destroyed the Legion ring remember?"
Chloe: "Who said anything about that, Clark? Now that Jimmy and I are over I was hoping we could finally get together. That way you can stop pining over Lana and yanking cousin Lois around like a Yo-yo!"
Clark, thinking about it: "OK."

[stenochick]

Great quotes, everyone!!!

Chloe line about Clark flying with Tess, yada, yada, yada.
Clark: It wasn't flying, but it wasn't exactly falling either. It was as if I was able to will myself out of free fall and then float down without accelerating, as if I was wearing a parachute. Besides, Tess was unconscious the whole time.
Chloe: Woe. That sounds really cool...well, gotta go get Jimmy from the hospital. See you later.
Clark: (daydreaming)...yeah...I'm going to go to that really tall windmill and practice falling, I mean, flying.
Chloe: Let me know how that goes.

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

I really want to make a quip about Tess wanting Clark to join the mile-high club with her, but I won't.

[Dyanara]

Chloe to Jimmy: Oh please you lose your mind, start screaming at imaginary monsters, and try to kill an EMT! Your lucky I dont have you committed!