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xrayvision
03-18-2009, 06:12 AM
If you're just joining us...it was all a virtual reality simulator, so no flight for Clark, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

If you're just joining us...Lex, I mean Oliver forgot to tell Tess about his recalled jet.

If you're just joining us...the pilot didn't feel like watching or hearing Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li as it was being shown on the flight, so he killed himself.
MrZeppo
03-18-2009, 12:41 PM
If you're just joining us...it was all a virtual reality simulator, so no flight for Clark, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

If you're just joining us...Lex, I mean Oliver forgot to tell Tess about his recalled jet.

If you're just joining us...the pilot didn't feel like watching or hearing Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li as it was being shown on the flight, so he killed himself.

LOL x-ray!

If you're just joining us, Clark just flew 12 feet from the damages planetoa rescue plane Ollie sent up.
Sunny8
03-18-2009, 12:51 PM
If you're just joining us...the pilot didn't feel like watching or hearing Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li as it was being shown on the flight, so he killed himself.

Outside of the spoiler/spec page, I really don't like to talk about an episode before I have seen it, but this was so hilarious I had to make a comment:rotfl:.
Rift
03-18-2009, 02:28 PM
If your just joining us....

Jimmy just got out of the hospital after Chloe refused to heal him for months--and he's ticked!

Davis went to the dermatologist and was given a portable power sander.

Clark just got through kicking himself for not traveling far enough back in time to prevent *insert anything Lana related*.

Tess regrets eating that giant Bean Burrito and stuffed jalepeno appetizer before take-off.
xrayvision
03-18-2009, 03:39 PM
If you're just joining us...you just missed Smallville's version of the mile high club with Clark & Tess.
warriorrenegade
03-18-2009, 09:56 PM
If you're just joining us...NO wait, come back...seriously it'll be diffrent this time I promise.
xrayvision
03-19-2009, 03:13 PM
If you're just joining us...Helen Bryce & Tess Mercer were on their way to their honeymoon until, well...you know that thing that happens when anyone gets on a plane with Helen Bryce. Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...SuperLana defeated & castrated Doomsday with one hand tied behind her back. Now back to Smallville.

If you're just joining us...the plane was shot down when the security personnel realized they forgot to tell Clark to take his shoes off.

If you're just joining us...Zod has possessed the pilot & will crash the plane after 40 minutes...where are the Winchester boys?
TrevorH
03-19-2009, 06:49 PM
If you're just joining us...Chun Lana is about to announce her status as Queen of the planet and surpreme ruler of the universe in a press confrence!
InAFlash
03-19-2009, 07:35 PM
If you're just joining us...Clark has used the Legion ring to travel back to the year 1961 where Jor-El is teaching him how to fly. Unfortunately Jor-El's not having much luck as Clark can't take his eyes off of Louise.
green_arrow_girl358
03-19-2009, 08:51 PM
if your just joining us...
jimmy's being released from the hospital
My dad "why was jimmy in the hospital?" (he's seen every episode this season since Abyss, no i don't know how he missed this)
SupermanRox
03-19-2009, 08:52 PM
:lol: I love this thread!!! Mile high club, huh? :lol:

If you're just joining us...Chloe just got dumped by Jimmy in front of the entire hospital staff....how embarrassing. :o
Carolina87
03-19-2009, 08:56 PM
LOL this thread rocks!! :D:D
Alexander III
03-19-2009, 08:56 PM
if you're just joining us.......Tess will be a rebound for Clark.
Candice
03-19-2009, 08:57 PM
If you are just joining us....Jimmy finally stood up for himself and it felt damn good!
SupermanRox
03-19-2009, 09:09 PM
If you are just joining us...Clark will tell a lie....to protect his secret...See...he isn't perfect after all!
xrayvision
03-19-2009, 09:32 PM
If you're just joining us...Clark can throw 'em down faster than a speeding bullet.
Chloe>All
03-20-2009, 08:05 AM
If you're just joining us...

...Tess discovers Clark's secret on the flight when he gets bit by several venomous snakes and doesn't die!

...Jimmy reveals to Chloe that the biggest mistake of his life was eating hospital food.

...after becoming a vigilante, Davis starts wearing red and calling himself Daredevil (oh, wait, that's Marvel). :p
InAFlash
03-20-2009, 08:59 AM
If you're just joining us...Clark's got himself a nifty new knapsack given to him by none other than Bart Allen. Meanwhile the people of Metropolis have mixed feelings about the Red-Blue Blur because although he's been saving their lives, he's also been picking their pockets.
disciples of zod
03-20-2009, 09:41 PM
If you're just joining us......

*Jimmy just gave a major dose of BAM to Chloe...and now it's sad
*Davis is singin' in the rain...or standing in it...
*Tess is definitely up to something...but it's so bad, it's good! "insert evil laugh here"
*AND CLARK KENT CHANGED IN A PHONE BOOTH!! Hallelujah! There's still hope

Now back to your regular programming...

~H
Tebow15
03-20-2009, 10:06 PM
If you are just joining us Clark is a major pimp.
xrayvision
03-20-2009, 11:32 PM
If you're just joining us...this [shows a picture of Clark's face], ladies, is a predator, so if he gives you wine, don't have it. Now, back to JustSayNoToClarksville.
disciples of zod
03-21-2009, 10:50 AM
If you are just joining us Clark is a major pimp.

:lol:

~K