Quotes that could have made "Requiem" better!

[LCforever]

Lana: Goodbye Clark. I still lo....
Clark: OK bye. Good riddance! (with a smile and wave)

[dcmarriott]

As the episode ends, Clark wakes up in his bed. Davis Bloome is bending over Clark, holding a cold compress to his forehead. Over Davis’s shoulder, we can see Chloe, Jimmy and Lois.

Clark (startled): Hey!

Davis: Just relax, Clark, you’ve had a nasty bump on the head. A bale of hay with a meteor rock in it fell on you. You’ve been unconscious.

Clark: But the wedding …!

Chloe: Relax, Clark, the wedding isn’t until next week.

Clark: Next week? Boy, what a strange dream I had. You were in it, Chloe. And you, Jimmy, and you, and you! I dreamed that I was at the wedding, dancing with Lois, when the wicked witch of the … I mean Lana Lang showed up. And then you, Davis, turned into a horrible, horny monster and kidnapped Chloe. And Lex was still alive. And then Lana had superpowers! And then ….

Lois: You and I danced? Together? You really were dreaming, Smallville.

Jimmy: Nobody’s even heard from Lana in months.

Clark: So it was all just a dream?

Shelby jumps up on the bed.

Shelby: Woof!

Clark: Oh, Shelby, there’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!

Everybody hugs Clark. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background.

[melissan02]

As the episode ends, Clark wakes up in his bed. Davis Bloome is bending over Clark, holding a cold compress to his forehead. Over Davis’s shoulder, we can see Chloe, Jimmy and Lois.

Clark (startled): Hey!

Davis: Just relax, Clark, you’ve had a nasty bump on the head. A bale of hay with a meteor rock in it fell on you. You’ve been unconscious.

Clark: But the wedding …!

Chloe: Relax, Clark, the wedding isn’t until next week.

Clark: Next week? Boy, what a strange dream I had. You were in it, Chloe. And you, Jimmy, and you, and you! I dreamed that I was at the wedding, dancing with Lois, when the wicked witch of the … I mean Lana Lang showed up. And then you, Davis, turned into a horrible, horny monster and kidnapped Chloe. And Lex was still alive. And then Lana had superpowers! And then ….

Lois: You and I danced? Together? You really were dreaming, Smallville.

Jimmy: Nobody’s even heard from Lana in months.

Clark: So it was all just a dream?

Shelby jumps up on the bed.

Shelby: Woof!

Clark: Oh, Shelby, there’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!

Everybody hugs Clark. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background.

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Justin Murad]

Lana: Clark, we're equals now.
Clark: No, we are not. (Slap!)(Lana blows away...)
_

Lex: It's time for you to face your defining moment! If I touch this button - Oh, wait... Help me! I need to go to toilet... Those stewed prunes... They just goin' right straight through me...

[ZODisGOD]

*The kryptonite bomb is ticking away it's last 10 seconds*
*Lana Lang is helpless due to kryptonite exposure*

Lana: We're supposed to be equals. Don't......
Clark: ...I won't break up with you....but I don't have to save you.

[topo21]

Lana: Good thing I disabled the bomb before the krytonite exposure made toxic to you.
Clark: Aw man
*Doomsday comes out of nowhere and rips Lana to shreds*
Clark: Hey thanks Doomsday!
Doomsday: Everybody gets one.

[stenochick]

Lex: It's time for you to face your defining moment! If I touch this button - Oh, wait... Help me! I need to go to toilet... Those stewed prunes... They just goin' right straight through me...

:rotfl:

[Clana Kent]

Lana: You really think I didn't see you almost kiss Lois at the wedding, Clark? *slaps him in face* You were almost cheating on me! You don't deserve me anymore! Now go that b*tch and kiss her for real! I'm off to join Pete! *flies away

[stenochick]

As the episode ends, Clark wakes up in his bed. Davis Bloome is bending over Clark, holding a cold compress to his forehead. Over Davis’s shoulder, we can see Chloe, Jimmy and Lois.

Clark (startled): Hey!

Davis: Just relax, Clark, you’ve had a nasty bump on the head. A bale of hay with a meteor rock in it fell on you. You’ve been unconscious.

Clark: But the wedding …!

Chloe: Relax, Clark, the wedding isn’t until next week.

Clark: Next week? Boy, what a strange dream I had. You were in it, Chloe. And you, Jimmy, and you, and you! I dreamed that I was at the wedding, dancing with Lois, when the wicked witch of the … I mean Lana Lang showed up. And then you, Davis, turned into a horrible, horny monster and kidnapped Chloe. And Lex was still alive. And then Lana had superpowers! And then ….

Lois: You and I danced? Together? You really were dreaming, Smallville.

Jimmy: Nobody’s even heard from Lana in months.

Clark: So it was all just a dream?

Shelby jumps up on the bed.

Shelby: Woof!

Clark: Oh, Shelby, there’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!

Everybody hugs Clark. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background.

The Wizard of Oz. Best. Movie. Ever. (After the childhood nightmares of flying monkeys subsided).

[Clana Kent]

*Clark sees Lana fly above the Daily Planet*
Clark: Why does she get to fly? I can't even do that?
*cries*

[SuperheroFan87]

Clark has an outburst at Lana, Christian Bale style!!!

Clark: Get the (*beep, beep*) off my (*beep*) show you passive agressive (*beep* *beep*)!!!! You're (*beep*) trashing my legacy!!!!!! Do I (*beep* *beep*) your legacy????!!! You're a nice girl, you're a nice girl but if you don't leave this show now, Welling and Kreuk both (*beep*) walk if you're still (*beep*) hired!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lana (crying): But Clark, I l-love....

Clark: (*beep* *beep*) kick your (*beep* *beep*)pink princess butt if you don't leave NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW!!!!!!!!

[tbird4u]

I only need one thing Lana: Ill always love you clark Clark:We really arent made for each other

[stenochick]

Lex's Body Double: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Lana Lang. That makes me angry, and when Lex Luthor gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

[SuperheroFan87]

Lex's Body Double: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Lana Lang. That makes me angry, and when Lex Luthor gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!

LEX: Lana, you're semi evil.......you're quasi evil........you're the margerine of evil......you're the diet coke of evil.......one calorie, just not evil enough!!!!!!!!!:D

[Mickey_Bickey]

Lex's Body Double: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Lana Lang. That makes me angry, and when Lex Luthor gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!


Oh, Behaaave!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0081.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0081.gif)

[stenochick]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!!!!

LEX: Lana, you're semi evil.......you're quasi evil........you're the margerine of evil......you're the diet coke of evil.......one calorie, just not evil enough!!!!!!!!!:D

Lex: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' enhanced meteor rock laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): Sea Bass.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): [pause] Right.
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): They're meteor rock mutated sea bass.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Are they ill tempered?
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): Absolutely.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Oh well, that's a start.

[SuperheroFan87]

Oh, Behaaave!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0081.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0081.gif)

Clark: LANA! YOU'RE A FEM-BOT!!!!!!!!

[stenochick]

Oh, Behaaave!! http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0081.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/freesmiley.php?smiley=fighting/fighting0081.gif)

:rotfl:

Yeeaaahhhh Baby....

[SuperheroFan87]

Lex: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' enhanced meteor rock laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): Sea Bass.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): [pause] Right.
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): They're meteor rock mutated sea bass.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Are they ill tempered?
Tess (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001822/): Absolutely.
Lex (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Oh well, that's a start.


:lol::lol::lol:!!!!!!!!!! Very awesome stenochick!:)

[Mickey_Bickey]

Clark: Lana, for so many years all I wanted was to be normal so we could be together.

Lana: Clark, I said last week there isn't anything normal about us.

Clark: I know. But now you have a suit that I can't be near, and you're not willing to give up those powers to be with me.

Lana: Clark, both of us are destined to do this even though we can't do it together.

Clark: Even if things could be different, just knowing that you're not willing to give up those powers to be with me changes everything. I now realize for the first time why it's never worked between us and never will.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

Clark: LANA! YOU'RE A FEM-BOT!!!!!!!!

We can rebuild her.....we have the technology! [Oscar Goldman voice]:lol:

[SuperheroFan87]

Clark: Lana, for so many years all I wanted was to be normal so we could be together.

Lana: Clark, I said last week there isn't anything normal about us.

Clark: I know. But now you have a suit that I can't be near, and you're not willing to give up those powers to be with me.

Lana: Clark, both of us are destined to do this even though we can't do it together.

Clark: Even if things could be different, just knowing that you're not willing to give up those powers to be with me changes everything. I now realize for the first time why it's never worked between us and never will.

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----



We can rebuild her.....we have the technology! [Oscar Goldman voice]:lol:
Like on Family Guy "We can rebuild her.........we have the technology.......but I don't want to spend a lot of money!!!!!
(Lana runs at superspeed with a rake and a trashcan as brand new bionic legs)!!!!:lol:

[ZODisGOD]

Clark has an outburst at Lana, Christian Bale style!!!

Clark: Get the (*beep, beep*) off my (*beep*) show you passive agressive (*beep* *beep*)!!!! You're (*beep*) trashing my legacy!!!!!! Do I (*beep* *beep*) your legacy????!!! You're a nice girl, you're a nice girl but if you don't leave this show now, Welling and Kreuk both (*beep*) walk if you're still (*beep*) hired!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lana (crying): But Clark, I l-love....

Clark: (*beep* *beep*) kick your (*beep* *beep*)pink princess butt if you don't leave NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW!!!!!!!!

Dudeeeee, I just heard that audio tape today, hilarious stuff!

[Mickey_Bickey]

Like on Family Guy "We can rebuild her.........we have the technology.......but I don't want to spend a lot of money!!!!!
(Lana runs at superspeed with a rake and a trashcan as brand new bionic legs)!!!!:lol:


:rotfl:

[Superman's_Wife]

Any mention of Superman's wife will make this episode a lot better. :)

[SuperheroFan87]

Dudeeeee, I just heard that audio tape today, hilarious stuff!

Yeah, that was hilarious!!!!:lol: Now if we could only get Tom Welling to do it on the show that would be insanely hilarious!!!!:lol:

[Justin Murad]

Lana: Clark, I'm sorry but we can't be together anymore. Things are different now.
Clark: Why? Lana, we were meant to be together.
Lana: Clark this is not a movie! You need to -
Clark: But it is! Look, (points us with his finger) here's the camera, and look this is Requiem's director, Michael Rohl...
Lana: No, Clark, things will never be the same for us. We can't be together. You belong to Lois.
Clark: No way! Believe me, there's nothing romantic about Lois and Clark...
Lana: You will fall in love with Lois. Look, here's a Superman Comic Book. Look at page 12.
Clark: Oh my god! I'm sorry Lana.
Lana: It's okay. I will end up marrying Pete.
Clark: Oh, really? I'm happy for you, really.
Lana (smiles): At least I'm not sending you a video like I did in seventh season finale.
But, seriously, don't make the mistake you did in Hypnotic.
Clark: Don't worry Lana. I won't...
Lana: See you then. I'm gonna find Pete and propose him.
Clark: Yeah, see ya. I'm going to a tailor, you know, for making the suit you've shown me in the comics.

Lana flies away to find Pete, but a plane hits her and she dies.
Clark superspeeds away to find a stupid tailor, but a bus hits him and he dies.
Lois finds herself a psycho-killer as usual, and she dies.
Chloe and Jimmy adopts the girl in Plastique. The girl can't stand Jimmy's snores and gets angry. They all die.
Lex marries with Scabby-Abby, and he dies.
While Martha is making a conversation as US president, someone throws a shoe to her head, and she dies...

[SuperheroFan87]

Lana: Clark, I'm sorry but we can't be together anymore. Things are different now.
Clark: Why? Lana, we were meant to be together.
Lana: Clark this is not a movie! You need to -
Clark: But it is! Look, (points us with his finger) here's the camera, and look this is Requiem's director, Michael Rohl...
Lana: No, Clark, things will never be the same for us. We can't be together. You belong to Lois.
Clark: No way! Believe me, there's nothing romantic about Lois and Clark...
Lana: You will fall in love with Lois. Look, here's a Superman Comic Book. Look at page 12.
Clark: Oh my god! I'm sorry Lana.
Lana: It's okay. I will end up marrying Pete.
Clark: Oh, really? I'm happy for you, really.
Lana (smiles): At least I'm not sending you a video like I did in seventh season finale.
But, seriously, don't make the mistake you did in Hypnotic.
Clark: Don't worry Lana. I won't...
Lana: See you then. I'm gonna find Pete and propose him.
Clark: Yeah, see ya. I'm going to a tailor, you know, for making the suit you've shown me in the comics.

Lana flies away to find Pete, but a plane hits her and she dies.
Clark superspeeds away to find a stupid tailor, but a bus hits him and he dies.
Lois finds herself a psycho-killer as usual, and she dies.
Chloe and Jimmy adopts the girl in Plastique. The girl can't stand Jimmy's snores and gets angry. They all die.
Lex marries with Scabby-Abby, and he dies.
While Martha is making a conversation as US president, someone throws a shoe to her head, and she dies...
:lol::rotfl::rotfl:There are zero words to describe the ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE of this post Justin:lol:

[Justin Murad]

:lol::rotfl::rotfl:There are zero words to describe the ABSOLUTE BRILLIANCE of this post Justin:lol:

Thank yhou.. :rotfl::rolleyes:

[green_arrow_girl358]

Lana: Clark, I'm sorry but we can't be together anymore. Things are different now.
Clark: Why? Lana, we were meant to be together.
Lana: Clark this is not a movie! You need to -
Clark: But it is! Look, (points us with his finger) here's the camera, and look this is Requiem's director, Michael Rohl...
Lana: No, Clark, things will never be the same for us. We can't be together. You belong to Lois.
Clark: No way! Believe me, there's nothing romantic about Lois and Clark...
Lana: You will fall in love with Lois. Look, here's a Superman Comic Book. Look at page 12.
Clark: Oh my god! I'm sorry Lana.
Lana: It's okay. I will end up marrying Pete.
Clark: Oh, really? I'm happy for you, really.
Lana (smiles): At least I'm not sending you a video like I did in seventh season finale.
But, seriously, don't make the mistake you did in Hypnotic.
Clark: Don't worry Lana. I won't...
Lana: See you then. I'm gonna find Pete and propose him.
Clark: Yeah, see ya. I'm going to a tailor, you know, for making the suit you've shown me in the comics.

Lana flies away to find Pete, but a plane hits her and she dies.
Clark superspeeds away to find a stupid tailor, but a bus hits him and he dies.
Lois finds herself a psycho-killer as usual, and she dies.
Chloe and Jimmy adopts the girl in Plastique. The girl can't stand Jimmy's snores and gets angry. They all die.
Lex marries with Scabby-Abby, and he dies.
While Martha is making a conversation as US president, someone throws a shoe to her head, and she dies...

and shelby takes over martha's senate spot:eek:

[Justin Murad]

:D:D

[thehenry89]

They could have stuck a bread commercial in the middle of this episode and made it 100 times better.

[Jack-El49]

As the episode ends, Clark wakes up in his bed. Davis Bloome is bending over Clark, holding a cold compress to his forehead. Over Davis’s shoulder, we can see Chloe, Jimmy and Lois.

Clark (startled): Hey!

Davis: Just relax, Clark, you’ve had a nasty bump on the head. A bale of hay with a meteor rock in it fell on you. You’ve been unconscious.

Clark: But the wedding …!

Chloe: Relax, Clark, the wedding isn’t until next week.

Clark: Next week? Boy, what a strange dream I had. You were in it, Chloe. And you, Jimmy, and you, and you! I dreamed that I was at the wedding, dancing with Lois, when the wicked witch of the … I mean Lana Lang showed up. And then you, Davis, turned into a horrible, horny monster and kidnapped Chloe. And Lex was still alive. And then Lana had superpowers! And then ….

Lois: You and I danced? Together? You really were dreaming, Smallville.

Jimmy: Nobody’s even heard from Lana in months.

Clark: So it was all just a dream?

Shelby jumps up on the bed.

Shelby: Woof!

Clark: Oh, Shelby, there’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!

Everybody hugs Clark. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background.

This is a friggin' riot. I would have rather seen this than the tripe they rolled out over the last 4 episodes.

[Sunny8]

Lana*walking off tearfully*: I will always love you.

Clark*on his knees still*: I love you.

Lois*coming up the other stairs*: Smallville, what you doing?

Clark*jumping up, smiling*: Lois!?! Baby, where you been? I missed you!*kisses her*


----- Added 3 Minutes later -----

Clark has an outburst at Lana, Christian Bale style!!!

Clark: Get the (*beep, beep*) off my (*beep*) show you passive agressive (*beep* *beep*)!!!! You're (*beep*) trashing my legacy!!!!!! Do I (*beep* *beep*) your legacy????!!! You're a nice girl, you're a nice girl but if you don't leave this show now, Welling and Kreuk both (*beep*) walk if you're still (*beep*) hired!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lana (crying): But Clark, I l-love....

Clark: (*beep* *beep*) kick your (*beep* *beep*)pink princess butt if you don't leave NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW!!!!!!!!

:rotfl:

[devilneedsaride]

As the episode ends, Clark wakes up in his bed. Davis Bloome is bending over Clark, holding a cold compress to his forehead. Over Davis’s shoulder, we can see Chloe, Jimmy and Lois.

Clark (startled): Hey!

Davis: Just relax, Clark, you’ve had a nasty bump on the head. A bale of hay with a meteor rock in it fell on you. You’ve been unconscious.

Clark: But the wedding …!

Chloe: Relax, Clark, the wedding isn’t until next week.

Clark: Next week? Boy, what a strange dream I had. You were in it, Chloe. And you, Jimmy, and you, and you! I dreamed that I was at the wedding, dancing with Lois, when the wicked witch of the … I mean Lana Lang showed up. And then you, Davis, turned into a horrible, horny monster and kidnapped Chloe. And Lex was still alive. And then Lana had superpowers! And then ….

Lois: You and I danced? Together? You really were dreaming, Smallville.

Jimmy: Nobody’s even heard from Lana in months.

Clark: So it was all just a dream?

Shelby jumps up on the bed.

Shelby: Woof!

Clark: Oh, Shelby, there’s no place like home! There’s no place like home!

Everybody hugs Clark. “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” plays in the background.

:O You fixed it! If only...

[President_Luthor]

--After Lana saves the day atop the DP

Clark: Lex, may Hera curse you! You made me allergic to Lana.

Lana: Is it our happiness you hate, Lex? Or is it something darker, hmm? You're an enemy -- an enemy of Love. Whatever you do, you can never change the feelings between Clark and I. Our hearts will beat as one.

Clark: That's laying it on a bit thick, babe, but yeah, Lex, what she said.

Lex: Yeah, well, let this be a lesson. It ain't exactly Project: Ares but hey, I've got tubes stuck all over me, I gotta work with what I got. Anyhow, you can just Contact-C that allergy and make it go away! You're allergic to her -- my revenge is now complete :lol:

Clark: *blubbering to Lana, singing Air Supply* "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you .."

Lana: :rolleyes: And he says 'I'm' laying on a bit thick?

[Cellist]

At the end of the episode I would have liked to see Chloe spout off in her classic snarky manner:

"Statistical fact: Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show."

[Tompouce]

Clark to Lana : are you on crack ? Sorry, I can't prevent me from saying it again:lol:

[davidbrenton]

At the end of the episode I would have liked to see Chloe spout off in her classic snarky manner:

"Statistical fact: Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show."

That would have been great.

The only line I wanted to hear was this:

Clark: I love Lois.

[Clana Kent]

That would have been great.

The only line I wanted to hear was this:

Clark: I love Lois.
That would've made Requiem worse, not better ;)

[krpto]

At the end of the episode I would have liked to see Chloe spout off in her classic snarky manner:

"Statistical fact: Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show."
Nice shout out to the pilot episode.

[Superman's_Wife]

Lana: Clark, I'm sorry but we can't be together anymore. Things are different now.
Clark: Why? Lana, we were meant to be together.
Lana: Clark this is not a movie! You need to -
Clark: But it is! Look, (points us with his finger) here's the camera, and look this is Requiem's director, Michael Rohl...
Lana: No, Clark, things will never be the same for us. We can't be together. You belong to Lois.
Clark: No way! Believe me, there's nothing romantic about Lois and Clark...
Lana: You will fall in love with Lois. Look, here's a Superman Comic Book. Look at page 12.
Clark: Oh my god! I'm sorry Lana.
Lana: It's okay. I will end up marrying Pete.
Clark: Oh, really? I'm happy for you, really.
Lana (smiles): At least I'm not sending you a video like I did in seventh season finale.
But, seriously, don't make the mistake you did in Hypnotic.
Clark: Don't worry Lana. I won't...
Lana: See you then. I'm gonna find Pete and propose him.
Clark: Yeah, see ya. I'm going to a tailor, you know, for making the suit you've shown me in the comics.

Lana flies away to find Pete, but a plane hits her and she dies.
Clark superspeeds away to find a stupid tailor, but a bus hits him and he dies.
Lois finds herself a psycho-killer as usual, and she dies.
Chloe and Jimmy adopts the girl in Plastique. The girl can't stand Jimmy's snores and gets angry. They all die.
Lex marries with Scabby-Abby, and he dies.
While Martha is making a conversation as US president, someone throws a shoe to her head, and she dies...

And thus the series of Smallville is left to buried six feet under and long forgotten! I like it! I really do! :)

----- Added 50 Seconds later -----

That would've made Requiem worse, not better ;)

Using the word worse with Requiem is redundant in this case. :)

----- Added 4 Minutes later -----

Nice shout out to the pilot episode.

Another nice shout out would have been:

Lana: So are you man or Superman?
Clark: Uh...whaaa? Lana is pretty!! Weeeeee!!!
Lana: No seriously, Clark. It's been eight damn years! Are you man or Superman?!
Clark: You Lana, me Clark!!! We pretty together!!! Weeee!!

*disgusted Lana leaves Clark's driveling butt behind*

And thus conclude the adventures of BDA!!! :)

[krpto]

I still wish we would have got this conversation

Clark: I cannot beleave after everything lex is dead.
Random character not important who: If weve learned anything it that you can never be certain that a luthor is dead. I mean Lex cloned lana for crying out loud whats to say the remains found in the explotion were not just a clone of lex that he out in there to once again fake his death.

[Superman's_Wife]

Lex Luthor surviving anything (plunge off a building, atomic bombs, etc) is always implied. :)

[SVfan26]

(Even though I am so glad the Clana is finally over... for general hilarity factor only, I would have liked to have seen this said)

[Lana] - "We could work together, but we could never be together the way we really want. We could never touch..."

[Clark] - "Lana, I'll do anything! I'll wear lead condoms, we can kiss-run-kiss-run, we'll....."

[Lana] - "No Clark. One 'absolutely un-needed to the storyline' broken bed is enough, don't you think?"

[NinaDavis]

[Clark] - "Lana, I'll do anything! I'll wear lead condoms, we can kiss-run-kiss-run, we'll....."

My eyes!!
http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra2/puke3.gif

[virginie]

Clark to Lana: Sorry Lana but im in love with someone else
Lana:What!??? Who!??
Clark:Lois!! I love her so much and more than you can possibly imagine so now i have to go talk to her so good bye!!!

[LCforever]

Lana: Look you can't even get 5 feet near me and you're getting sick.

Clark: It's not the kryptonite.

[HowardFilms]

Lana: Look you can't even get 5 feet near me and you're getting sick.

Clark: It's not the kryptonite.

:lol:

I dunno about the rest of you, but I've been reacting like that to Lana's presence for years now.