Quotes you wish were in Committed......

[superhippie2000]

Shelby: id be more committed if someone fed me.

[LCforever]

Lois(secretly to the psycho dude): Hey do you think you can fry Clark enough to where his clothes rip off?? Thanks, appreciate it. :lol:

[zorasuperman]

a repeat of crimson's quotes that would be funny
rogue jeweler: do you love this man
lois: yes, yes i do
clark: lois i had no idea
lois: shut it smallville
*bickering starts*
rogue jeweler: both of you shut it
zap zap
lol funny

[stenochick]

I just deleted my little scene because it's filled with spoilers.

How about my old standbys:

Lex: Helllloooooooo Smallville! (breathes in the fresh Kansas air) <TAKES air fresh of breath deep a>Great to be back!

Kara: I wish Clark would hurry up and realize I'm trapped here in the Phantom Zone. Gosh, It's not rocket science. This place sucks...

[eas]

Clark: Lois, I love you. Let's get married for real.
Lois: *considers him for a minute* Sure. But let's not buy a ring this time.

[LCforever]

Lois: Hey maybe we should get into character of us being a couple.
Clark: How do we do that?
Lois: I guess we should just kiss and get it over with.
Clark: I don't think that's a great idea, Lois.
Lois: It'll be fine! Since we're in the elevator and you like elevators..come here!
Clark: No Lois!
(Lois pulls him in for a kiss)
Lois: Omg...you're...the green arrow! I mean.. you helped Ollie??
Clark: Lois, I can explain.
Lois: OMG and to think I told you that I enjoyed it!
Clark: Well..if it makes you feel any better.. I enjoyed it too.
Lois:I guess if we've kissed 2 times already then we're pretty much a couple.
Clark: (looks scared and doesn't know what to feel or say) :D

[rogueslayer1985]

weird guy with electro stuff to clark; do you love this woman? (about lois)
clark: No
weird dude: good, thats the right answer. Do you love that blond chick thats tied up in the other room with her geek boyfriend?
clark: Chloe is here?
Elecetric shocks his ass
Weird dude: answer the question!
Clark: no
shocks clark again
clark: ok yes i do, i love her more than i have loved anyone in my life.
lois: what smallville? but she is engaged to man child!

[skylar]

Lois: Hey maybe we should get into character of us being a couple.
Clark: How do we do that?
Lois: I guess we should just kiss and get it over with.
Clark: I don't think that's a great idea, Lois.
Lois: It'll be fine! Since we're in the elevator and you like elevators..come here!
Clark: No Lois!
(Lois pulls him in for a kiss)
Lois: Omg...you're...the green arrow! I mean.. you helped Ollie??
Clark: Lois, I can explain.
Lois: OMG and to think I told you that I enjoyed it!
Clark: Well..if it makes you feel any better.. I enjoyed it too.
Lois:I guess if we've kissed 2 times already then we're pretty much a couple.
Clark: (looks scared and doesn't know what to feel or say) :D

I can totally picture Lois something like that to Clark, and standing there stunned so fuuny.

[Alexander III]

I just deleted my little scene because it's filled with spoilers.

How about my old standbys:

Lex: Helllloooooooo Smallville! (breathes in the fresh Kansas air) <TAKES air fresh of breath deep a>Great to be back!

Kara: I wish Clark would hurry up and realize I'm trapped here in the Phantom Zone. Gosh, It's not rocket science. This place sucks...

KARA I MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOUUUU =) :(:(:(

[OneShotClois]

a repeat of crimson's quotes that would be funny
rogue jeweler: do you love this man
lois: yes, yes i do
clark: lois i had no idea
lois: shut it smallville
*bickering starts*
rogue jeweler: both of you shut it
zap zap
lol funny

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS.. ahha this would be hilarious.
:rotfl::rotfl:

[rebecavaldez]

Lois:Yes, i do love him.
*later at the daily planet*
Clark:I didnt know you felt that way about me
Lois:Well how could you when you were stuck on Lana the whole time.
Clark:Lois, I ne---.
Lois:Just save it Clark...I gotta go....
*lois walked away from clark*
Clark:But Lois I love you too

[bizzaro93]

Lois: Smallville Let's Get Married
Clark: Shut Up!

[class09mm]

Lois: "OK smallville! i admit it. i do love you"
Clark: "You do?"
Lois: "yess...."
Clark leens in and kisses her :)

[kris10]

lois:smallville i love you
clark: you do? really? i thought that the producers said last season we were like brother and sister.
Lois: Oh yea!that! they are trying to show that we're sooo into each now that we have possibly only one season left...so we had these characters come in and show that we have a bond...andhave a lie detector test to shock us in front of all the fans to shove the point home.
Clark: oh ok (leans in for a lip lock)

[makethings]

clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.

[kris10]

clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.

nice:rotfl:

[Liquid-Prince]

Lois: Hey maybe we should get into character of us being a couple.
Clark: How do we do that?
Lois: I guess we should just kiss and get it over with.
Clark: I don't think that's a great idea, Lois.
Lois: It'll be fine! Since we're in the elevator and you like elevators..come here!
Clark: No Lois!
(Lois pulls him in for a kiss)
Lois: Omg...you're...the green arrow! I mean.. you helped Ollie??
Clark: Lois, I can explain.
Lois: OMG and to think I told you that I enjoyed it!
Clark: Well..if it makes you feel any better.. I enjoyed it too.
Lois:I guess if we've kissed 2 times already then we're pretty much a couple.
Clark: (looks scared and doesn't know what to feel or say) :D

:rotfl:

Since you like elevators:rotfl:That's totally something Lois would say.

[oqllcksmallville]

clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.

the joke is ,
i can actually imagine that being a Lois Lane line . = ) :rotfl:

[MetroGirl06]

(Lex and Shelby playing Combat Arms at FOS)

Lex: Dammit! I keep dying!
Shelby:...
Lex: No! Its not fair! Stop shooting at me!
Shelby: woof!
Lex: Jor-el you bastard! You know we can't see you in this game!
Jor-El: Its all part of the training.

[superpeon1]

Shelby: "I'm a meteor freak."
Product Placement Pete: "I'm stupid"

[pizzahead2490]

clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: omg i cant beat that.

[HowardFilms]

Romantimaniac (shocking person in chair): Spit out that piece and start chewing another already, or I'll shock you!

[LCforever]

Lois: Hey Clark, have you been working out? Cuz your pecs and muscles are about to bust out of that blue shirt of yours!

Clark: So you have been noticing me.

Lois: I think everyone notices. Who can't? They're so...big...!

[Fly by guy]

Clark: "It's better to look good than to feel good". after the pipe wrench to the head.

[HeartChakraBabe]

Chloe to Jimmy: "We're over." or (in answer to question 'do you love anyone else?') Chloe: "Yes."


I would have DANCED and SCREAMED for JOY!!!

[chlo-el]

Chloe: I love Clark. And I'm starting to have feelings for a cute paramedic but your still my guy Jimmy. (You know the actual truth.)

[Kel-El09]

I don't have any specific quotes, but I think it would have been nice to hear what Clark had to say. Or if you reversed it, and Lois said no, and Clark got shocked, then we would know how she felt that way too..but I like the way it was done!!

[rogueslayer1985]

i would have loved chloe and clark to have been kidnapped together by someone who thought they were a couple. that would have been the best thing in the world.

[clarkbunny]

Lois to kidnapper dude: So have you seen the film Saw?
Kidnapper dude: No, why?
Lois: Oh no reason.......

[Bre723]

nice:rotfl:

oh man that was good.

[last man of krypton]

Clark to kidnapper: I know who you are.
Kidnapper: Really? Well, I guess there's no use for this. (takes off mask)
Clark: Oh! It's you! I thought you were the baker!
Kidnapper: D'oh! Maybe I should've checked if you were right first...

[stenochick]

I have been trying to think of something sarcastic or humorous to say, but I must admit, this was such a perfectly written episode as far as the dialogue and the characterization is concerned.

[Saber]

Clark: Damn, I wanted a pair of those fuzzy handcuff, but in red.

[Superman's Girl]

"Yes...I love her!!!" *looks at Lois* "I love you Lois."

[pizzahead2490]

Clark to kidnapper: I know who you are.
Kidnapper: Really? Well, I guess there's no use for this. (takes off mask)
Clark: Oh! It's you! I thought you were the baker!
Kidnapper: D'oh! Maybe I should've checked if you were right first...

ya i was kind of wondering why the kidnapper never asked clark about who he is before he takes kis mask off.

[old guy]

Chloe (while strapped in the chair): "Yes, I love Clark. I have since Season 1. For some reason, the writers want everyone to think that I don't this season, but I do and since I have to tell the truth, well there you have it. Oh, and can you speed this thing up? I really need to go to the bathroom!"

Lois (to Clark in the elevator): "Dang, did the Daily Planet suddenly grow to 1,000 stories? This is either the slowest elevator of all time or the fans are going to realize this is just a set and we aren't moving at all!"

[SuperKyptonGirl13]

Kidnapper: * to Chloe*Do you love any other man but him

Chloe: Yes, in fact i can't lie, i don't even love Jimmy , i love Clark,and i don't want to marry you Jimmy

Jimmy:NOO!!! * gets electrocuted and dies

[KelterDai]

Shelby: id be more committed if someone fed me.
Oh my god, that's hilarious! Poor shelbs!

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a repeat of crimson's quotes that would be funny
rogue jeweler: do you love this man
lois: yes, yes i do
clark: lois i had no idea
lois: shut it smallville
*bickering starts*
rogue jeweler: both of you shut it
zap zap
lol funny
This would be great if someone did like a spoof of committed. :rotfl:

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clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.
Oh, my god, that would have been hilarious!

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Lois to kidnapper dude: So have you seen the film Saw?
Kidnapper dude: No, why?
Lois: Oh no reason.......
:rotfl::rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Ollie: Funny, I didn't see you bring handcream to bed, Tess.

Tess: That's not handcream.

Ollie: Ugh!!!!! I slept on a creamy pile of Lex!!! Disgusting!!!!!

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Kidnapper: Do you love any other woman Clark?

Clark: Uhhmm................no.

Kidnapper: Do you love any men Clark?

Clark: No!!!

[Lois gets electroucted]

Kidnapper: Liar!!!!

Lois: Tell him the truth Smallville.

Clark: Well, I always thought Lex was...

Lois: You're sick Smallville!

[Genny]

clark: statistically speaking, its the safest way to travel.
lois: no, thanks. I know what happened to the last girl who went into the elevator with you.

:lol: That's hilarious and totally sounds like something Lois would say :rotfl:

[xrayvision]

Clark: By the way, did you have Lex & Lana play this game before they got married.

Kidnapper: Yes. Unfortunately, Lionel had to clone them both after what happened.

Clark: So that means Model 503 wasn't the only clone?

Kidnapper: Let's just say I had to go through 502 Lana's and Lex's until I found ones that were good enough liars to beat my machine.