Quotes from "Committed"

[Routh]

Got a favorite quote from Committed? Post it here!

[IvanDA]

Lois: No way am I putting the fate of my cousin in the hands of a mild mannered copy boy.
Lol, Nice Superman Reference :lol:

Lois: Clark Kent, will you marry me?
Priceless :rotfl:

[lovinredkclark]

lois: Wait their looking for couple right?
clark: No way no one will beleive us.

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lois: what about this one pumkin?

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lois getting shot : son of a *****.

[HowardFilms]

"Statistically this is the safest way to travel"

Niiice! :D

[Luthor5339]

"Statistically this is the safest way to travel"

Niiice! :D

Yeah, that quote was great.

[green_arrow_girl358]

lois: guess the Olsen's not so wholesome

[ClarkyBoy14]

Lois (to Clark): Besides, everyone knows you're a horrible liar.

[zorasuperman]

clark: "wait so you didnt have the sensor on"
or something along those lines
wel this isnt a quote but more of clarks action of him embracing to be zapped like **** when she said yes she loved him lol he was like oo nooo there goes my life

[IvanDA]

Tess: I had an itch and you scratched it.

Wow, that was cold.

[krpto]

it wasn't a real quote more of a look that ollie gave clark after they told him they were engaged the look said to clark from ollie what lois said to the jewler after he shot her.

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Tess: I had an itch and you scratched it.

Wow, that was cold.


I loved that one I immediately said ouch being compared to a back scratcher way to kick him below the belt.

[6-Super-Man -5]

"Statistically this is the safest way to travel"

Niiice! :D

That line was awesome!

[ClarkyBoy14]

Tess: I had an itch and you scratched it.

Wow, that was cold.

It really was.

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it wasn't a real quote more of a look that ollie gave clark after they told him they were engaged the look said to clark from ollie what lois said to the jewler after he shot her.

I think he was jealous. And not jealous of Clark either. ;)

[kryptonian13]

Lois:"Clark Kent, will you marry me?"

Clark:"statistically this is the safest way to travel."

[WookieeBoy]

lois: guess the Olsen's not so wholesome

LOL. This one was my favorite!

[silverdragon]

Lois to Clark:Clark Kent, will you marry me?

Clark to Lois: Statistically this is the safest way to travel.

the superman reference....

[zorasuperman]

lol when lois drunk dialed chloe and was like all slurring
"guess who saved me? clark kent. he is such a sweettttttttttt boyyyyy."
or something along those lines
lol and then lois saying "well we can say that was alcohol poisoning"

[dunkman]

"Statistically this is the safest way to travel"

Niiice! :D

That quote was the best part of the episode. The more Superman references the better!

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The whole thing about Oliver fooling around with Tess only to cheat on her with the waitress is unfortunately totally in character for him. Green Arrow fooled around with more women than Nightwing!

[Routh]

WAY too many good ones to quote.

"Son of a b!tch."

[skylar]

^^ Lois: "Son of a b!tch."

[geminis]

Hello, my name is Lois Lane. Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin, aka, the maid of honor...

Don't remember exactly, but her line about Clark's drink being virgin. (Again!)

Also, the whole, don't even need words bit and Clark disclosing Lois' striptease in his kitchen.
I'm pretty sure he liked it.

[individuall]

Hello, my name is Lois Lane. Most of you know me as Chloe's cousin, aka, the maid of honor...

Don't remember exactly, but her line about Clark's drink being virgin. (Again!)



Lois: Another bubbly...*sees Clark beside her* And a Shirley Temple for the Lady...
:lol:

Clark: "Don't worry, you got changed all by yourself in the middle of the kitchen, for like an hour"
I love the way this line was delivered!

Lois: you know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone
again :lol:

[geminis]

Yes! Thanks Kaitlyn!

Clark: I don't think Chloe and Jimmy would have enjoyed your Whitesnake serenade.

Lois: He has stage fright. You're going to have to take the center stage sooner than you think.

Yes! As SUPERMAN!!!!!

Lois: I'm more obnoxious sober... (and she's great drunk or sober)

[Karafan1]

I liked Lois' line "Son of a B****". I wasn't excpecting that..

[individuall]

Lois: Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who the luckiest girl in the world? I AM! :lol:

Clark: What ever you want, Muffin

[Kel-El09]

My three favorites!!

-"Don't worry, you got dressed all by yourself in the kitchen, for like an hour." Haha
-"He has performance anxiety." (Lol...then he shoves the ring on Lois' finger)
-And then I also liked at the end when Clark and Lois were in the elevator, and she does the spill about how she's a good liar...and he says something along the lines of "Yeah...It really seemed to work the first time when you electricuted me!" hahaha

OOhh..and "Son of a *****" too!!

[geminis]

"One magical night...."

OMG, I want to see that night!

[Violet-Shadow]

Lois: you know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants. Pants on everyone
again :lol:

I LOVED that line! IMO, it was by far the most humorous!

Oliver: You. (When Tess had him pinned to the wall - and his facial expression!)

The elevator exchange, words and facial expressions.:D Ah-mazing!

[Who]

Ollie: Hahahahahaha
After Clark and Lois tell him that they are getting married.

[dezperado]

Obviously the quote of the episode, shoot, possibly the series so far, "statistically this is the safest way to travel"

[jaydee85]

Lois to Clark: What do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together?

[michaelcox]

Tess: I had an itch and you scratched it.

A great Lex line from Lois and Clark: Season 1.

[Zeburial]

The kidnapper: Do you love this man?

Lois: Yees.

:D

[individuall]

THE Elevator Scene ;)

Clark: So you weren't telling the truth?
Lois: Please. I mean, we do make a good team, but don't let our cover go to that big head of yours.
Clark:*scoffs* I didn't
Lois: Good.
Clark: Great.

*elevator dings*

Lois: Let's just be happy I was under the gun and not you.
Clark: And why is that?
Lois: Smallville everyone knows you're a terrible liar. Who knows where we'd be if you'd answered that question.
Clark: *insert priceless facial expression*

And just because I love it so much...Lois' answering machine message:

Lois: (obviously wastey faced on answering machine) ChloEEE it's your cuz guess who came to my rescue not Oliver Queen *giggle* Clark Kent. He is just the sweetest boy I've ever known...

Lois: Chalk that one up to Alcohol poisoning

[chlark-x]

haha there all great ones lol, i loved the one pants one as well lol

Chloe: *holding up the pair of handcuffs* is this that masked man's some idea of a twisted joke?
Jimmy : ahh im going to have to take the credit on this one, beleive me it was alot less creepy yesterday

hahaha classic

[ClLaLeChFAN01]

Tess: "One of the most important things that Lex has taught me is that you can afford to live in the past."

Oliver: "Did Professor Luthor also teach you a thing or two about deception or how about obsession? I hear his class in murder is an easy 'A'.

The lines from everyone was awesome this episode! It made me fall in love with smallville all over again!!!!

[smallvillefreak24]

Lois: and throw in a shirley temple for the lady

Lois: you know what lois likes to see when she comes home-pants-pants on everyone

Lois: don't get stage fright poodle

Lois: son of a *****

Crazy: do you love him
Lois: yes

basically all LOIS lines lol

[stenochick]

too many incredible lines in this episode. Who is this new writer? He is a keeper!! TW and ED are on top of their game with the delivery of the Clois banter. Also, AM and AA made me finally believe the Chimmy.

[DreadShamus]

"Statistically this is the safest way to travel"

Niiice! :DThat was my absolute favorite! Straight out of SM 1 and 2! LOL

[Angel of Mercy]

I love the whole banter in the jewelry store. 'Muffin', 'Pumpkin', and the part when Clark shoved the ring on Lois' finger was hilarious.

[REebee52]

Okay. This is stupid, but could someone explain to me the "who knows what would have happened if you'd answered that question, Clark."
I.... I don't get it... What's she trying to imply?
[shuns away in embarrassment]

[Iluvgreen]

Who's the luckiest girl in the world. I Am! :lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

just how she said it! It was hilarious.

[BIGBLUE1]

1. " no way im going to let my story go to a mild-mannered copy boy"

2. " clark kent,will you marry me?"

3. "statistically its the safer way to travel"

[OneShotClois]

Okay. This is stupid, but could someone explain to me the "who knows what would have happened if you'd answered that question, Clark."
I.... I don't get it... What's she trying to imply?
[shuns away in embarrassment]

I kind of think she thinks Clark doesn't 'love' her, so if he said yes she would have got shocked, and who knows what would have happened from then on? The guy probably would have killed them.

[stenochick]

Okay. This is stupid, but could someone explain to me the "who knows what would have happened if you'd answered that question, Clark."
I.... I don't get it... What's she trying to imply?
[shuns away in embarrassment]

That left me wondering too. Since they made the elevator door closing between them the final scene, I felt it was something important.

I think she was implying to Clark that had Clark lied and said yes, they would have been fried for lying. If Clark had told the truth and said no, they would have been fried for being there under false pretenses in order to catch the guy.

I think the look on Clark's face as the elevator was shutting was that, for the first time, he actually thought about what his response would be. While he was being asked the question, he was planning their escape.

I think he realized that he the answer may be yes that he is developing feelings beyond friendship for Lois.

I think PS3 was implying to the audience that had Clark told the truth and admitted that he was in love with Lois (or at least had feelings beyond friend and partner) that Clois would be in a totally different place from that point on, but, alas, the elevator door closes between them.

[FlashInSV]

LOTS of incredible lines in this episode, especially Lois's:

(listening to her drunken message on Chloe's answering machine)
"Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning"

"You know what Lois loves to see when she comes home! Pants. Pants on everyone!!"
lol lol lol

and of course the "YES" at the jeweler's question "Do you love this man?"

"Muffin" and "Pumpkin" were simply classic Lois and Clark interaction - you gotta love it.

Poor Ollie!! I'd hate to be him!

[iThieve]

dr.phil avid viewer:...that was very gallant of you [clark]
lois: yeah, he's stupid that way
shakes head at him

i do believe only lois out of all the maybe notso frilly, pretty, yes, notso damsel but kind of distressy girls clarks saved, she's the one chalking it up to be moronic chivalry of sir lancelot

[thebog1]

Lois: He was stonewalling us. You hafta put the screws to the perp when the clock is ticking.
Clark: He was seventy years old, Lois! He spent the night in the hospital! He still had his bracelet on!

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Lois: I swear, if you're this afraid of pretend committment, what's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you?

[alejandrita439]

i loved the episode

haha i liked the clois quotes :)

[Lobby4Chloe]

'If I needed an SOS and you were the last place on earth, I wouldn't need a nib, or a quill!'

[Anu]

HAHAH, Lois is really on fire! Lois: Lois: I swear, if you're this afraid of pretend committment, what's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you?
I don't know if this was my favourite one, but this is the most hilliarous one, goooo LOIS !! :D

[geminis]

Lois: "What do you plan on doing alone that we can't do together?" (I do not have a gutter mind, I do not have a gutter mind...)

Lois: "See you at the wedding."

Clark: "Lois and I are, we're getting married."

Lois: "Oh my God, Chloe, I am so sorry. I mean, I know my face is under faux pas in the dictionary, but this is a whole new Lo(w)."

Yep, Lois is still Lois.

[kiariclois]

I have so many favorite quotes in this episode.

Jimmy: I didn't mean to cut your head off. (CUTE!)
Clark: I've known Chloe since the 8th grade and we've been through a lot together. In all those years -- the truth is I've never seen her so happy. (aweeeee)
Chloe: When Clark was toasting us, I looked over at you and you have the most wonderful smile on your face. (aweeee)
Clark: I don't think Jimmy and Chloe would be up for a whitesnake's sing along ( :rotfl: )
Lois: You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home? Pants -- Pants on anyone. ( :rotfl: )
Lois: Clark Kent, will you marry me? ( :rotfl: )
Lois: Who's the luckiest girl in the world? I am -- ( :rotfl: )
Lois: What about this one, pumpkin? ( :rotfl: )
Clark: What ever you want, Muffin. ( :rotfl: )
Lois: Don't get stage fright, Poodle. ( :rotfl: )
Lois: Tell him, cupcake. ( :rotfl: )
Clark: Lois and I -- We're getting married. ( :rotfl: )
Oliver: You're just full of surprises lately, eh, Clark?
Lois: We've been friends for so long and we just have this magical night and we couldn't deny our feelings any longer. ( :rotfl: )
Lois: What's gonna happen when some poor girl makes the mistake of actually falling for you? (Oh Lois -- You have no idea)
Crazy dude: Congratulations -- James Olsen, Chloe Sullivan -- I now pronounce you husband and wife. (well -- I do like this quote)
Lois: Son of a *****. ( :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: )
Lois: Just don't hurt him again. (she did care)
Lois: We're not even really a couple. (very true :lol: )
Crazy dude: Deep down underneath it all, do you love this man? (ahhh -- he's playing matchmaker.. )
Lois: Yes (aweee)
Chloe: I would say that this is the close second behind the time you crashed Lana's engagement party -- in fact, you might wanna start avoiding engagement party altogether. ( :rotfl: )
Lois: I just didn't want to see you having that kind of heartache. (aweeee)
Chloe: Lois -- You're the most wonderful big cousin for thinking that.
Lois: Clark was right after all
Clark: Statistically, this is the safest way to travel. (brilliant! )
Lois: We do make a good team but don't let our cover get into that big head of yours.
Lois: Everyone knows that you're a terrible liar. (so true)

[oqllcksmallville]

Lois : Chalk that one up to Alcohol poisoining .

Clark : Statistically , this is the safest way to travel .
i loved this line soooooo much !
classic superman !
i love it when smallville uses CLASSIC superman lines ! , it's wonderful .
BEST LINE OF THE SERIES !

Lois : what ? , no snarky remark from the peanut gallery ?

Lois : There's no way i'm going to leave the fate of my cousin in the hnads of some mild-mannered copy boy !

Lois : If I needed an SOS , and you were the last place on earth , i wouldn't come here for a nib or a quill !

- end


.. i love Lois Lane . = ) <3
- like SHE GETS THE BEST LINES .
and she deliver's it wonderful .
ERICA DURANCE IS LOIS LANE , she's the right actor for the role .

.. Lois Lane is hilarious . :lol:

[individuall]

Oliver: Is this true?

Clark: I'm afraid so..(:lol:)

[lrog127]

Lois: Son of a *****:lol:

Lois is the only person who would reply with some snarky come back after being injured. it reminded me of when she got shot in Descent---
BAM! *falls to the ground* Lois: You shot me?
__________
Also Tom's delivery of-- Clark: He was 70 years old, Lois. He spent the night in the hospital, he still had his bracelet on! :lol:

[oqllcksmallville]

Irog127 , your too funny . = P
Lois is the BEST OF THEM ALLLLL !
.. she really and trully is the only person ,
WHO NEVER SHUTS UP . <3
- still love her sameway's though . <3

[justins_ghirl]

(listening to her drunken message on Chloe's answering machine)
"Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning"

"You know what Lois loves to see when she comes home! Pants. Pants on everyone!!"


i think these were my fav's as well!!!

i love Lois i think she's fab!!
So quirky!! :P

[KelterDai]

And just because I love it so much...Lois' answering machine message:

Lois: (obviously wastey faced on answering machine) ChloEEE it's your cuz guess who came to my rescue not Oliver Queen *giggle* Clark Kent. He is just the sweetest boy I've ever known...

Lois: Chalk that one up to Alcohol poisoning
Best. Scene. Evah!!
:rotfl:


A close second is: You know what Lois likes to see when she gets home. Pants, pants on everyone.



Lois is just hysterical! :lol:

[DGirlLois4Clark]

I love Lois too. Erica and Tom did fantastic.
I can express how much I loved the whole muffin and cupcake scene:rotfl:

A big THANK YOU to whoever wrote these lines:D

[Chlarkrocks]

Lois: it looks like the Olsen ain't so wholesome!

Clark: I'm sure Jimmy and Chloe wouldn't appreciate your whitesnake serenade!

Lois: Clark Kent, will you marry me?

Any line in the episode where Lois and Clark called each other a baked good!

Tess: I had an itch you scratched it! ( I know it's not that funny, but it was the way she said it)

[cksidekick]

a stab at all the complaining WE do...


Lois: A smile every now and then won't kill you...

Clark: They are in short supply, Lois...I wouldn't want to waste one...

[Krypton935]

Clark: statistically it is the safer way to travel (or something like that, it made me laugh!)

[loliverlover]

tess: save it, in case you wanna tip another hostess

[zHeN_zHeN]

Lois: *intake of air* ...Yes.


OMG! That's all I wanted to hear! :o ;) :D

[oqllcksmallville]

I love Lois too. Erica and Tom did fantastic.
I can express how much I loved the whole muffin and cupcake scene:rotfl:

A big THANK YOU to whoever wrote these lines:D
i agree .
they've stepped up their acting brilliantly . = )

[geminis]

LOTS of incredible lines in this episode, especially Lois's:

(listening to her drunken message on Chloe's answering machine)
"Chalk that one up to alcohol poisoning"

"You know what Lois loves to see when she comes home! Pants. Pants on everyone!!"
lol lol lol

and of course the "YES" at the jeweler's question "Do you love this man?"

"Muffin" and "Pumpkin" were simply classic Lois and Clark interaction - you gotta love it.

Poor Ollie!! I'd hate to be him!

Ah, pants. Had a thought about Lois and pants. She wanted to see them on everyone, however, ironically, shortly before, she was pantless herself at the Kent farm. Somehow, I don't think Clark minded...

----- Added 1 Minutes later -----

Lois: *intake of air* ...Yes.


OMG! That's all I wanted to hear! :o ;) :D

Well, as terrific as it was, I would like to hear Clark reciprocate... :o

[oqllcksmallville]

^^ same here , geminis ,
i would have liked to hear an answer on his part ;
but the PRICELESS expression on his face when Lois said ,
" imagine where we'd be if you'd answered that question "
was AWESOME .

[geminis]

^^ same here , geminis ,
i would have liked to hear an answer on his part ;
but the PRICELESS expression on his face when Lois said ,
" imagine where we'd be if you'd answered that question "
was AWESOME .

True. Conflicted, lots of varying opinions on how it would go, but very true.

[oqllcksmallville]

do you think he even loved Lois at that time ?
cause to me it looked like only when ;
Lois said that line ,
did he even realize that he had ;
ANY romantic feelings towards her . <3-

[Tompouce]

Lois: Clark Kent, will you marry me?
Priceless :rotfl:[/quote]
To me, it's the best Lois has said in this episode, the way she did it, everything it was so:lol:

[Fly by guy]

I would have loved for Clark to bring back a Lois quote from "Crimson". They had a similar scene where Lois wondered if they had had sex. This time Clark should have laughed and said "highlight of your life".
A missed opportunity for Clarkie.

[ClarksGal]

That left me wondering too. Since they made the elevator door closing between them the final scene, I felt it was something important.

I think she was implying to Clark that had Clark lied and said yes, they would have been fried for lying. If Clark had told the truth and said no, they would have been fried for being there under false pretenses in order to catch the guy.

I think the look on Clark's face as the elevator was shutting was that, for the first time, he actually thought about what his response would be. While he was being asked the question, he was planning their escape.

I think he realized that he the answer may be yes that he is developing feelings beyond friendship for Lois.

I think PS3 was implying to the audience that had Clark told the truth and admitted that he was in love with Lois (or at least had feelings beyond friend and partner) that Clois would be in a totally different place from that point on, but, alas, the elevator door closes between them.


That was how I took it too. :)

[Hart91]

Yeah me too!! Oliver's face was priceless

[zorasuperman]

lois: he was stonewalling us clark!
clark: LOIS! he's 70 years old and he still had his bracelet on

lol funny

[obsessedwithsv]

how can u choose! everyone seemed to have funny or witty lines which is partly why i absolutely loved this epi. Lois was awesome, as usual though, 'Pants, pants on everyone' lol, this was just a great episode for... everyone apparently xx

[elise]

Lois: Clark Kent, will you marry me?
Lois: I guess the Olsen's not so wholesome.
Lois: You know what Lois likes to see when she comes home. Pants. Pants on everyone.
Lois: It's almost as if Oprah said eloping was in for fall.

Yeah, Lois had great lines.

[actaeon]

Lois' line about the "electric Cosmo quiz of death"

[Canary]

Lois: Tell him, ''Cupcake" :D
Clark : Lois and I are... we're getting married.

Oliver: *laughs, then realizes Clark is serious* You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark?

Oliver: Is this true?
Clark: I'm afraid so.
Lois: See you at the wedding! :D xD

[loislanechick]

Lois: I take it I took a little drive on the porcelain highway?
Clark: It was more like a cross-country trip.

Still my favourite epi! :)

[SandyV]

The morning after Ollie and Tess sleep together

Tess: You left just when you were getting interesting.

My mom pointed out that seems to be a direct quote from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". Different kind of anvil. ;)

[Cloisfan_90]

Lois : Clark Kent, will you marry me?

It's pretty unpredictable.